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TopicLast week, I went to my local dog park and played with all the dogs, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 4:40:23 AM
#3
StoneRevolver posted...
What we call 'ringworm' is actually about 9 different types of fungus that work together.
Now you learned something else.

I already knew that, ok?

Anything else?
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TopicI'm surprised we haven't gone to the extremes yet with GMO babies
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 4:39:15 AM
#9
Are you talking about the idiot who used a modified HIV strain, and implanted the embryos in a random woman?
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TopicExplain GamerGate to me... without mentioning any ideologies or people.
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 4:31:24 AM
#23
Mead posted...
Its funny how Zeus calls totally unsubstantiated accusations made from a scorned ex facts while insisting other claims with overwhelming evidence made by the justice department are a biased witch hunt

What a level headed poster

Remember when Zeus jumped the shark a month back, and Icoyar argued his views were going to far?
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TopicLast week, I went to my local dog park and played with all the dogs, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 4:24:21 AM
#1
Today, I learned you can get ringworm from dogs, and it's highly contagious, ok?
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TopicMcDonald's, breakfast lunch or dinner, is good af and dont let the haters fool u
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 4:00:48 AM
#39
Today I learned you work at McDonald's, which depresses me - yet explains so much about you, ok?
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TopicDo you floss?
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 3:53:19 AM
#8
StoneRevolver posted...
It's actually more important to floss than it is to brush.

It really isn't, the dental floss industry is a scam, ok?

Brushing is numero uno, ok?
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TopicYou have to come out your pocket for $2000 right now, could you?
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 3:50:43 AM
#41
DPsx7 posted...
Yeesh. Could but it would hurt. Much of my savings is locked into CD's.

You should invest in records, CD's are a dead medium, ok?
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Topicever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 3:49:26 AM
#12
Entity13 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Entity13 posted...
I developed feelings for BTB was far more justified and without regret

Say what now?


Six years ago, old news. Next to everyone on potd knew before BTB did, I think. Like I said, those feelings went nowhere.

Did you tell him how you felt, or find out how he felt?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 3:47:06 AM
#124
OhhhJa posted...
Just a regular day in the life of janway at work

The incel feminists are simply drawn to him

There are feminists in Iran, where Janway said he was from?
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Topicever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with
ClarkDuke
12/08/18 3:39:59 AM
#9
Entity13 posted...
I developed feelings for BTB was far more justified and without regret

Say what now?
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 6:44:11 PM
#68
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
I'm not sure what sunwu thinks therapists do.


Besides getting paid to listen to adults complain about how their parents never understood them while they actively did not tell their parents anything about themselves and saying "how does that make you feel?", what else is there?

I think what you're describing is an AA meeting, ok?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 6:37:58 PM
#109
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
I do like getting an erection, ok?

Does anyone have any tips for hiding an erection in public?

Own it, erections are natural, ok?
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TopicDamm son, upgraded to the xs max or whatever
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 6:33:00 PM
#17
Aculo posted...
why do you pay in cash? are you a drug dealer?

Your idea makes sense, or he has back support he owes - so he does cash jobs, ok?
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TopicYou have to come out your pocket for $2000 right now, could you?
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 6:15:10 PM
#23
I can give you my personal physician's number, you might've bumped your head, ok?
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TopicJustice Department alleges Trump knowingly directed Cohen to commit felonies
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 6:12:13 PM
#6
joemodda posted...
We've got him now! Not unlike the previous million times we got him though, this time will be different

Unlike the movies, courts are painfully slow, ok?
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TopicExplain GamerGate to me... without mentioning any ideologies or people.
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 6:09:54 PM
#3
Someone had sex with reviewers for ratings and special treatment, the end, ok?
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Topic11 y/o Illinois Kid sticks his TONGUE on a METAL POLE and PANICS!!!
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 2:49:49 AM
#9
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
You don't even really need hot water to get a tongue off a pole, you just need water. I mean, anything above lukewarm at least.

I've found urine works, its readily available, ok?
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TopicWhy is Christian Bale playing Dick Cheney
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:45:26 AM
#8
TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:38:08 AM
#35
Revelation34 posted...
Andy Samberg should play Kahn.

He's really wanting Chane Wassanasong, ok?
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Topicwhy did i take a series of pictures showing me make mac n cheese back in 2014
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:27:06 AM
#12
helIy posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...


Needs milk

nah that makes it thin and soupy

That's why you use yogurt, for the tanginess, ok?
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TopicWhat's your stance on abortion?
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:20:01 AM
#97
DrCidd posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
TC please respond to these heinous accusations.


I already have. The only person I've directly quoted is Ben Shapiro. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't even verbatim.

Also, I'm just gonna say. I used to be pro-choice until I had children of my own. Twins even. So maybe I'm biased. But I couldn't imagine snuffing them out when they were what most would consider a "cluster of cells". I don't see what gives me the right.

You could offer to raise all the unwanted babies you want teenagers to have, ok?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:12:55 AM
#92
OhhhJa posted...
Lokarin posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Lokarin posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
I've always said, debauchery is the best bauchery, ok?


debachery is French for... the bachery

No its Spanish for "of butchery."


So her dress invites making meat?

Sure does if you know what I mean

I do like getting an erection, ok?
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TopicPolice Chief is FIRED over this RACIST CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:10:34 AM
#28
ASlaveObeys posted...
I grew up white middle class and we all ate funyuns.

I remember eating Funyuns, and drank Jolt - my farts could've killed a canary, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/07/18 1:06:17 AM
#33
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
who are you guys looking at for bill, clark? john c reilly , stephen root, or someone else?

Fantastic question Larry, we're leaning towards John C. Reilly - but Stephen Root, was asked, ok? I got the feeling he was worried about being typecast in future roles.
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TopicPolice Chief is FIRED over this RACIST CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 4:13:55 AM
#21
Aculo posted...
i also don't understand why watermelon and fried chicken are racist, ok?

like, literally everyone loves watermelon and chicken, and if they say otherwise, they're a god damned liar, ok?

i'm not black, but i will fuck up some watermelon and fried chicken on any given day, ok?

Agreed, I go to Roscoes Chicken and Waffles, regularly, ok?
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TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 4:07:19 AM
#38
Zeus picked Richard Pryor - how Republican of him, ok?
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TopicEgyptian actress sued for wearing dress that "invites debauchery"
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 4:03:38 AM
#82
I've always said, debauchery is the best bauchery, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:54:29 AM
#31
I was more of a Win, Lose Or Draw, kinda guy, ok?
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TopicWhat's your stance on abortion?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:45:46 AM
#39
robrobd posted...
DrCidd posted...
If you can come up with a good argument that isn't based on emotions or opinions maybe I will consider it.

"They aren't sentient, therefore are undeserving" or "It's the woman's body, it's her choice" are not valid arguments. Purely opinionated garbage.

Abortion raises ethical and philosophical issues to which there is no "right" answer. Whatever stance you take is inherently going to be at least somewhat opinionated, and having different opinions is okay.

My point is rather that it's disingenuous for you to claim to be looking for open discussion when your approach is screaming you're as close-minded as can be (see this exact post). No one's going to change your mind, so why bother?

By being disingenuous, he gets to climax, ok?
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TopicBethesda support leaks customer addresses, phone numbers, payment info etc.
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:37:07 AM
#17
VeeVees posted...
Bethesda: "at least we didn't stab you."

I stabbed a man once, it looked inconvenient, ok?
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TopicZeus' mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:33:12 AM
#7
Keebs05 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
captpackrat posted...
Zeus was the son of Cronus and Rhea, who were brother and sister.

Ew, incest, ok?

You're not very familiar with Greek mythology, are you?

Oh I am, as a Texas native, I'm legally obligated to say that, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:31:04 AM
#28
Currently in talks with Ryan Gosling, for Dale Dribble, ok?

As a writer slash director, I would love to believe under Dales panicked demeanor, was an attractive bald man, ok?
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TopicWhat's your stance on abortion?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:10:18 AM
#31
The world would be a better place if it was an affordable option for every woman, ok?
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TopicIs disciplinary spanking of children "abuse"??? (In your OWN OPINION)
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 3:06:50 AM
#67
Not at all, the spankings Beth Broderick gave me on the set of Hearts Afire, made me the man you all know today, ok?
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Topichow is your credit?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 2:55:20 AM
#34
Aculo posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
830

a distinguished man with a distinguished score, ok?

You're too kind, I am fortunate to be in the company of someone like yourself, ok?
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TopicZeus' mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/06/18 2:49:52 AM
#5
captpackrat posted...
Zeus was the son of Cronus and Rhea, who were brother and sister.

Ew, incest, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...
Surprised his mum is still alive, ok?

When the teeth come out, she's a tiger in the sack, ok?

OhhhJa posted...
Stacy's mom has got a giant schlong

Good for her, someones blessed, ok?
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Topic20 y/o Indiana Girl is SHOCKED her RAPIST gets NO Prison cause she CONSENTED!!!
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 4:04:56 AM
#18
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Turns out fingering is gross but not worthy of a year plus sentence.

You must be doing it wrong, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 4:03:37 AM
#27
Revelation34 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Names won't get you photos, ok?


Names always get photos. A lot of people take pictures of people.

Huh, I must be impervious, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 3:57:17 AM
#25
Topic20 y/o Indiana Girl is SHOCKED her RAPIST gets NO Prison cause she CONSENTED!!!
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 3:45:20 AM
#15
Kyuubi4269 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Donald - Rapist

Not according to the legal system.

The legal system also let infamous rapist Brock Turner free, ok?

People v. Turner, formally People of the State of California v. Brock Allen Turner (2015), was a criminal case filed in Santa Clara County Superior Court which convicted Brock Allen Turner of three counts of felony sexual assault.

He served only 3 months of his 6 month sentence, he was set free, ok?
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Topic24 y/o Teacher faces 20 YEARS in PRISON for having SEX with a 17 y/o STUDENT!!!
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 3:24:20 AM
#30
GasMonkey posted...
green dragon posted...
1st pic looks great

a potato and make-up applied with a butter knife will do that

Now I want a baked potato, thanks, ok?
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TopicThis 19 y/o Girl hired a HITMAN on a DATING AD to KILL her and a 22 y/o DID IT!
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 3:20:48 AM
#7
argonautweakend posted...
When she axed him to kil her that guy prolly said "Yes, M'lady"

You forgot the fedora tip, ok?
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TopicZeus' mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 3:13:33 AM
#1
Zeus, can't you see, you're just not the one for me, ok?

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Zeus' mom, ok?
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TopicIs it me, or did the ugliest girl win this race?
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 3:01:57 AM
#106
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Zeus' name is Brett?

He told us all last month, ok?

Zeus posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Zeus' name is Brett?


...are you honestly so new to the board that you don't have enough sense to know that Clark does nothing but troll and make up outrageously stupid shit? The account was literally created to troll people with cancer, if that gives you any idea how fucked up his sense of "humor" is.

None of the above was true Brett, can't we all just get along, ok?
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Topic20 y/o Indiana Girl is SHOCKED her RAPIST gets NO Prison cause she CONSENTED!!!
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 2:56:13 AM
#13
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Donald - Rapist

Not according to the legal system.

The legal system also let infamous rapist Brock Turner free, ok?
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Topichow is your credit?
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 2:49:28 AM
#20
TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
12/04/18 2:48:25 AM
#23
Revelation34 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Landscape photography is a hobby of mine, ok?


I meant take pictures of the set.

There's no set yet, it's still in development, ok?

Krazy_Kirby posted...
shut up ziggi. this shtick is old, ok?

Where is Ziggi, are you ok you might be running a fever, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/29/18 9:07:45 PM
#20
DrCidd posted...
Why would Clark Duke come to gamefaqs of all places for advice?

Why wouldn't I, we all have a clubhouse, ok?
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TopicCurrently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok?
ClarkDuke
11/29/18 8:56:46 PM
#17
FatalAccident posted...
Dont you get tired of saying ok all the time lol

Can't say I've ever noticed, ok?
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TopicIs it me, or did the ugliest girl win this race?
ClarkDuke
11/29/18 8:55:44 PM
#101
xjayguyx posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Zeus posted...
Well, I guess it speaks to the old adage: "When you don't have looks, you have to try much harder at life."

Then why are you on unemployment Brett, you don't have looks, ok?


O.O

You were unaware Brett, was on unemployment?
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