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TopicHoly shit, renting a car is so expensive
Nade Duck
12/05/18 10:17:41 PM
#2
why are you trying to rent a ferrari?
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TopicMy unpopular opinion: I don't think the Mass Effect series is very good.
Nade Duck
12/05/18 10:16:27 PM
#50
i guess i should do this too

3D metroids are boring
the last of us had nothing super interesting going for it other than cabbage zombies and the ending. i will never understand the hype.
mists of pandaria was one of WoW's best expansions
bethesda is a terrible game developer
MGS is over-rated (but at least it's funny, i will admit i can't bring myself to hate snake)
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TopicMy unpopular opinion: I don't think the Mass Effect series is very good.
Nade Duck
12/05/18 10:00:47 PM
#49
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Nade Duck posted...
i'm so happy PO is posting more again. he gives people my opinion on things so much better than i do.

I've never really stopped, I just spend most of my time in the Geek topics these days. Sometimes I come out and trample through the countryside of PotD, though.

the POpe tends to his flock.
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TopicOverwatch Ranting Topic (Also, Winter event incoming)
Nade Duck
12/05/18 9:49:24 PM
#3
Lokarin posted...
That's the inherent flaw with team based games. Teams suck

i swear overwatch's balance system deliberately makes it more obnoxious somehow. i can't explain it, but i swear it does.
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TopicYour top 10 games by Rockstar
Nade Duck
12/04/18 1:03:58 PM
#5
i guess i sort of enjoyed the few minutes i played of red dead redemption.

okay, updated list:

GTA 5
RDR
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TopicI think my dogs may be scared kn the kitten...
Nade Duck
12/04/18 1:02:03 PM
#3
in their defense, the cat might be evil.
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TopicWhen you think of the colour green, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
Nade Duck
12/04/18 1:01:02 PM
#6
it's a gas
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TopicYour top 10 games by Rockstar
Nade Duck
12/04/18 1:00:30 PM
#2
GTA5

that was easy.
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TopicMy unpopular opinion: I don't think the Mass Effect series is very good.
Nade Duck
12/04/18 12:43:35 PM
#33
i'm so happy PO is posting more again. he gives people my opinion on things so much better than i do.
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TopicMy unpopular opinion: I don't think the Mass Effect series is very good.
Nade Duck
12/04/18 8:59:39 AM
#16
they kind of progressively get worse as they go on, i guess.

love the first two, though.
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Topic14 y/o White Kid in Colorado wears a NAZI Uniform and gets PUNCHED OUT!!!
Nade Duck
12/03/18 11:48:43 PM
#4
sometimes someone just deserves to be punched in the face.

not like he's dead or something.
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TopicWhat is the tolerable level of public outrage?
Nade Duck
12/03/18 6:07:56 PM
#19
i will tolerate no less than 100% apathy.

destroying everything is good too though, if apathy is not an option.
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TopicI hope Link doesn't win again.
Nade Duck
12/03/18 2:16:55 PM
#22
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Judgmenl posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Except he looks like a dragon Ball z reject. I like Chrono trigger. Never cared for chrono's design

My god.
Toriyama
Does
The
Artwork
For
Dragon Ball
And
Dragon Quest
And
Chrono Trigger too
That's why they look similar.
Toriyama was basically the prime reason Anime became popular in the west.

mooreandrew58 posted...
And yes I know who the artist is

IT'S ALMOST AS IF HE REPLIED TO YOU BEFORE YOU POSTED!

Is he psychic?

IS HE THE CHOSEN ONE?!

Could you simply have finished reading the post you literally quoted to counter your own complaint before you even hate-typed it out in a whiny rage?

Who can answer these mysterious questions?! Will we ever know the answers?


Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
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TopicI hope each of you feels cute right now.
Nade Duck
11/30/18 10:08:33 PM
#17
i kinda do
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TopicWhatever happened to Clench?
Nade Duck
11/30/18 8:45:49 PM
#6
his plane crashed over the sea of japan. there were no survivors.
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TopicList pros and cons about yourself
Nade Duck
11/28/18 11:04:59 PM
#8
i'd rather not think about it.
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Topicspongebob creator stephen hillenburg has died
Nade Duck
11/27/18 2:09:24 PM
#21
spongebob fuckin blows

sad for him and his fam, tho.
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TopicBethesda Game Studios to face a class action lawsuit regarding Fallout 76.
Nade Duck
11/26/18 11:37:25 PM
#5
why did nobody see this coming? even their good games are fucked up on release.
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TopicI still don't understand why Ganondorf is a Captain Falcon clone.
Nade Duck
11/26/18 11:35:59 PM
#2
at this point i think it's just tradition.
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TopicWould you prefer to live in michigan or ohio?
Nade Duck
11/26/18 3:56:18 PM
#53
Chr0noid posted...
TaKun782 posted...
Chr0noid posted...
TaKun782 posted...
Chr0noid posted...
I live in Indiana. I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than live anywhere else in the Midwest, or even America. I've already been hospitalized once for suicidal inclinations, who knows.


Wow dude...hey can you you tell me more what that's like? I mean the suicidal inclinations and all. I'm just kind of interested to know more in case if I'm ever in that kind of situation. And yes...im actually being serious here.


Sure. I've lived with clinical depression for about 25-26 years. My mother tells others that she hasn't seen me happy since I was still a pre-teen. Something like suicidal thoughts or attempts didn't happen with me until I was in my early 20s. This tends to happen when you've never had any friends and never felt like you belonged in any school or group. That tends to happen when you didn't have a father growing up, which was the case with me. This is further worsened when you take into consideration that I also grew up with an older sister who physically and mentally abused me.

To reach a point in which you consider suicide usually comes after years and years of hopelessness. Sure, there are some statistical outliers where you see some teen jump off a bridge because he was bullied, but more often than not, depression is a slow-acting but very fatal poison that destroys you from the inside over the course of years. You see life as a zero-sum game, because zero good things have happened to you. I have also been afflicted with four years of insomnia. The eye bags convey this well.


So...how's it like in a mental ward?


The quintessential American. They see mental illness and crippling suffering like Vincent Price does with witches. They do not care about you, they offer no sympathy or empathy, and they couldn't give a shit about you in any reality they inhabit. The quintessential Christian America.

to be fair, a lot of us use humor as a coping mechanism to deal with our own mental issues because this country is shit at dealing with mental illness. he may not intentionally be trying to be a dick.
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TopicI don't like Queen
Nade Duck
11/26/18 12:42:49 AM
#4
sure you don't just hate amazon?

cause i get that.
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TopicSteam be all like "hey, want all the Call of Duty games for $1188?"
Nade Duck
11/25/18 9:14:03 PM
#3
i feel like anyone who's that big of a fan would have all the important stuff in that deal already.
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TopicSo I played fortnite on the switch last night
Nade Duck
11/25/18 9:12:23 PM
#44
okay game, but not my thing.

agree that seeing it all over the place is annoying, though.
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Topic2010-2014 was awful for gaming.
Nade Duck
11/25/18 5:48:30 PM
#22
excuse me, hating TLoU is kinda my thing. ya'll can just get off my nuts tyvm.
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TopicPSA: Everything from Smash is leaking
Nade Duck
11/25/18 5:07:56 PM
#27
i feel like melee was probably the last time unlocking stuff was actually fun and exciting. i sort of hate the internet for killing that.
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TopicWould you prefer to live in michigan or ohio?
Nade Duck
11/25/18 5:05:54 PM
#9
UP > ohio > LP
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TopicI see your turducken and I raise you a piecaken
Nade Duck
11/23/18 11:35:13 PM
#24
LinkPizza posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
BeerOnTap posted...
I get the pie and cake, but what is the en?

Nothing, it's just relating it back to the turducken that inspired it.

Turducken is the combination of 3 things.
Turkey
Duck
Chicken

If piecaken isn't the combination of Piekey, Cake, and Chicken then why even use the same naming convention?

Originally, they called her Peachette because Toadette wore a crown that made he look like Peach. So why is Bowser wearing the Crown called Bowsette? People like to use the same kind of conversion technique so its easy to understand what they are talking about, I guess...

pretty sure it's just cause it sounds cuter than beach.
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TopicI didn't know there were only 12 SNES games.
Nade Duck
11/23/18 9:50:02 PM
#13
the PC poll better include every PC game.
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TopicSo, whats on the complete opposite of the world from where you love?
Nade Duck
11/22/18 5:12:57 PM
#13
atlantis
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TopicIs Overwatch dead?
Nade Duck
11/22/18 9:10:32 AM
#2
only on the inside.
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TopicI really wish Peter Jackson didn't just cut out entire chapters from FotR
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:47:20 PM
#43
not saying i disagree, just saying that was probably their thought process. i actually didn't mind too much. it was weird but i got used to it. my biggest gripe was probably legolas.
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TopicTits or asses?
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:40:02 PM
#25
i have to poop
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TopicI really wish Peter Jackson didn't just cut out entire chapters from FotR
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:39:12 PM
#40
InfestedAdam posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
i wish they didn't add lots of bullshit to the hobbit

I do feel the introduction of Tauriel and love interest with Kili wasn't necessary. Almost seemed as if Jackson wanted to have Aragorn x Arwen 2.0.

i think they did that so the audience could feel a little more attachment to kili and it would have more impact when he died. without it he doesn't really stand out from the rest of the dwarves. his brother dying right before him and nobody ever mentioning him is a good indicator of this.
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TopicTits or asses?
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:36:17 PM
#23
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Nade Duck posted...
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Tits don't poop, so tits.

your tits, maybe.

Maybe you should see a doctor

i'm fine. sorry we fought, wanna hug it out?
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TopicA lot of the people on my ignore list tend to be banned shortly after I add them
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:31:53 PM
#7
bilbo taggins
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TopicTits or asses?
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:24:53 PM
#21
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Tits don't poop, so tits.

your tits, maybe.
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TopicSomebody is SELLING a BOOK about GAMEFAQS for $10!! Would you buy it???
Nade Duck
11/21/18 5:00:16 AM
#9
who is the market for this
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TopicYou have a boat...and the zombie apocalypse happens....what do you do?
Nade Duck
11/21/18 3:03:01 AM
#2
so basically i get an excuse to fuck off from humanity and play video games?

neat yay zombies
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TopicNew Overwatch Hero, Ashe!
Nade Duck
11/20/18 8:10:07 PM
#80


swoon
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TopicFavorite dungeon in Ocarina of Time
Nade Duck
11/19/18 8:42:26 PM
#70
LinkPizza posted...
Nade Duck posted...
waterdeepchu posted...
I don't like any of them, but I really hate the forest temple. I invariably end up running in circles for an hour before I go the right way. I don't even know how I'm messing up. I seem to instantly forget what to do immediately after I do it. Ive been playing this game since the day it came out in the US. Something about that one dungeon just... I just don't get it.

Majora's Mask had such nicer dungeons. Even the fourth one, with the inverting the floor and ceiling... That one's annoying and tedious, but I never feel completely hopelessly lost like I do in the forest temple in OoT.

why do you play a game that you hate?

I think he just hates the temple, but not the whole game...

he doesn't like any of them. they're such a big part of the game that it doesn't seem to be worth a replay like he's implying he does.

idk
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Topictoday is international men's day and no one said a word
Nade Duck
11/19/18 3:03:34 PM
#10
keyblader1985 posted...
Nade Duck posted...
can't wait for national let's all give nade duck a hug day

That was Saturday; we all floated it.

ow my heart
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TopicFavorite dungeon in Ocarina of Time
Nade Duck
11/19/18 3:02:13 PM
#67
waterdeepchu posted...
I don't like any of them, but I really hate the forest temple. I invariably end up running in circles for an hour before I go the right way. I don't even know how I'm messing up. I seem to instantly forget what to do immediately after I do it. Ive been playing this game since the day it came out in the US. Something about that one dungeon just... I just don't get it.

Majora's Mask had such nicer dungeons. Even the fourth one, with the inverting the floor and ceiling... That one's annoying and tedious, but I never feel completely hopelessly lost like I do in the forest temple in OoT.

why do you play a game that you hate?
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Topictoday is international men's day and no one said a word
Nade Duck
11/19/18 2:54:38 PM
#5
can't wait for national let's all give nade duck a hug day
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TopicNew Overwatch Hero, Ashe!
Nade Duck
11/15/18 9:22:39 PM
#74
i thought orisa was the token black chick
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TopicNew Overwatch Hero, Ashe!
Nade Duck
11/15/18 11:16:37 AM
#66
Blighboy posted...
https://images.goodsmile.info/cgm/images/product/20181031/7766/55655/large/b475daf560b56841098ca8c0bddc07ba.jpg

bruh

yusssss
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TopicNew Swedish Film "FUCK YOU" is about a black girl pegging her white bf
Nade Duck
11/13/18 1:51:31 PM
#40
it will come, my friend.
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Topicpeople were like whaaaaat ice t on law and order? that's crazy
Nade Duck
11/12/18 3:11:34 PM
#8
cheech had some weirdly serious or down to earth roles, iirc. he wasn't a bad actor.

not sure about ice t.
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TopicRIP Stan Lee
Nade Duck
11/12/18 2:37:23 PM
#5
he was fun :(
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TopicDo you consider Moana a top 5 Disney movie?
Nade Duck
11/12/18 2:29:45 PM
#22
he's just mad cause he can't close the topic.
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TopicDo you think there's any way that hilary runs again?
Nade Duck
11/12/18 2:26:00 PM
#41
Mead posted...
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Mead posted...
Politics are all about choosing lesser evils though

But the point is, politics shouldn't be that.

If you're living in a world where every choice is bad, you have clearly fucked something up.

There's a difference between voting for someone because you agree with most of what they say but disagree with some of what they believe, and voting for someone you actively hate and disagree with solely because you hate and disagree with the other choice more. A two-party system that pulls to the extremes and feels the need to choose opposed binary stances on every issue disenfranchises a significant majority of voters.



Thats life. People arent perfect, you go with the best you can or you sit on the sidelines being frustrated and jaded, waiting for something that will never come.

p sure there are levels between perfect upstanding citizen and absolute garbage trash human being though. yeah, go in expecting a perfect saint and you're gonna be pissed off, but it really shouldn't be out of the question to expect someone who isn't an absolute piece of shit, which is all we seem to have anymore.

"hey, i guess this guy is okay" is fine, but it doesn't even seem to be an option. picking the opposite of "ugh, fuck this asshole" isn't necessarily the same thing.
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