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GregShmedley posted...

berrythebanana posted...

With that, I'm logging out. No more input from Vulgar on this one. Deuces.

With that, I meant about Jo, input wise.

That having been said, your point is not wrong.

This is the toxicity I'm talking about. Though granted, I'm not one to make accusations.

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

I don't remember being friends.

Oh, my bad. Sarcasm doesn't translate through text well 100% of the time. There's a reason I've been out of that toxic ass discord for months, tbh.

Enjoy the show, cechat friends.

Deanshow can do what he wants. I've already said that I'm not perfect and I accept my actions. Particularly some of the cringe-y shit I did when deanshow was actively taunting me about it. Like, back in February. Between that, Jo, and my meds having issues, I was in a real bad place. Not that it's a justification or anything.

I'm also okay with looking like garbage. I think it's important that everything I said, was said, regardless.

@deanshow

How about you show the class the time with the Spongebob meme, and what was happening with it?

deanshow posted...

Lol you acted like a butthurt dweeb when me and her were together. I got photos dude and I could.embarass your ass but I won't for your own sanity

Oh, so you want to make this about you now? Okay.

Note: I've known dean since like maybe 2011 from the ce tinychat days, if not longer. I wouldnt call us friends, but we at least got along. I was the one she closest to jo in chat at that time, and she had brought up that she had a crush in cechat a few times, and I had narrowed it down between me and dean. I did tell her that I liked her relatively early on, but back then she was pretty shy, so I wasn't sure exactly how to take it. She mentioned it again the day before valentines day. This time on CE. So I bring it up with him since I'm pretty sure it's him. Talk to him about it, he says he thinks it's me, but he says he'll ask her (which he did of his own volition)

Vulgorn: Immediately after that he clammed up. Straight up "no comment"d me. So I asked jo myself who the crush was, and she basically said that it was dean and that he forced an answer out of her. Like, contextually that was probably just meaning he asked her under a serious context.

The next day, they were official. I wished them both the best and told them that I'd support them. Of course, I was still friends with jo, so I would still talk to her. She was convinced that he was trolling her, which she brought up multiple times. I stepped out of my bounds to tell him (since at the time i knew both of them pretty well) that she thinks that, so if he's serious, you may wanna do something. He explicitly tells me he doesn't troll when it comes to love and relationships.

Over the next couple weeks he then repeatedly makes potshots at my love life, even though he very clearly knew how I felt about Jo. Not only mocking me for "getting the girl" but also opening me up to the rest of CEChat to call me a cuck. The first time I let it go. The second time I asked him to stop. The third time, I explained to him what my problem was and how fucked up of him it was to continue to do that. The fourth time, he stopped himself, but he halfway typed it and submitted it into chat. I then reiterated to him that what he's doing is fucked up, but less nicely. He would say that me being called cuck was bullshit publicly, but he never stopped the jokes. I don't think it was malicious, just him being actually oblivious and dumb. But after a certain point it doesn't matter because it not only has the same effect, but he's blatantly ignoring me telling him to stop.

It's not about me being "butthurt", or about anything else. It's about you repeatedly harrassing me about it after I told you it wasn't cool and wanted to be left alone. Opening me up to ridicule many times. Particularly since this is after knowing each other for 7 years. Regardless of my feelings on the matter, doing that to someone you've known for as long as we've known each other is fucking disgusting.

With that, I'm logging out. No more input from Vulgar on this one. Deuces.

joestarrr posted...

Look. You publicly outed everything that's happened between us in the past 6 months.

I shared so much with you because I trusted you.

I didn't think a relationship between us would work, but I greatly valued your companionship and trusted you with information that literally no one else had about me.

I was clear with you when I said I wasn't interested in a relationship. I thought our personalities were incompatible, and was hesitant to start something and have it crash and burn.

Yes, I made mistakes - such as trusting you (and others), and flirting as much as I did. I should have toned it back because that probably gave mixed signals.

I am sorry I wounded you so much, and I really wish you'll forgive me one day.

Outing me like this isn't acceptable, though.

You've been trashing everyone that's cared about you constantly for the past 2-3 days. Myself included. Literally calling me garbage. I don't care how acceptable it is. I'm not going to let you sit here, lie and slander the many, many people you've lead on. Not to mention dump on the people that actually were supportive to you.

Cleo_II posted...

No, you dont. Or you wouldnt have aired all her dirty laundry for CE to see.

I dont know much about joe, but this topic says more about you than anything.

You don't know Joestarrr if you're saying that.

joestarrr posted...

because i wasn't sure what to do, and I valued his input immensely.

He was a trusted friend, and I trusted the people I shared info with to keep it to themselves.

Also bullshit.

joestarrr posted...

at least i have the decency to keep private matters private.

That's bullshit and you know it. You sent shit to me constantly. You publicly go on and on about your relationships both in the Sanctuary discord and on CE. You passive aggressively trash everyone that's sent you a supporting message.

Also I will say that Joestarrr taking "the high road here" is 100% certified bullshit. She's just trying to publicly make herself look good after trashing everyone that even remotely cared about her after the last six months. Perfect example of what I said in the original tl;dr.

SHEF posted...

This is the real Vulgorn?

Yessir.

I then got wind of a post she made in that same topic replying to my friend about how Lan was *actually* a great person. Implying that I'm garbage, basically. At that point, I messaged her, told her that I'm glad the truth came out about her thinking I'm garbage. It'll help me move on, knowing that's how she thought of me, and gave her a definitive goodbye. I left her response on read, since it was just more of her regular deflections.

Ever since I've cut her out I've basically done nothing by talk about Jo and Smoliske and all the drama that's been going on the past couple days. The Sanctuary board is going nuts right now from what I hear. I wanted to get the truth out there, because I'm tired of Jo saying that we're in the wrong and that we feel entitled, when that's not the case at all. Particularly in my case, I feel. She's an enabler, and it's really sad. Even now, I want nothing for the best for her, which in my personal opinion after everything I've seen, would be to stop focusing on getting affection from people, get professional help to deal with her mental issues, and focus on her schoolwork and getting over her ex whom she's still clearly hung up on. But she'll never understand where I'm coming from, unfortunately, and I refuse to allow her to control my emotional health anymore.

If Jo decides to retaliate with personal information about me because of this, I'm okay with that. As Childish Gambino said, "So I learned cut out the middle man, make it all for everybody, always. Everybody can't turn around and tell everybody, everybody already knows, I told them."

Which is her right. She can do whatever she wants. I never felt entitled to a relationship with her, and if anything a good chunk of my pain is from when she made it out publically like we were actually dating (even if she didn't say it outright), then moved onto other people without being clear with me. However, in hindsight, I will say that I should've made the second choice out of the game and gotten out of the way.

I don't think anyone feels entitled about her. I think she very aggressively flirts, and people catch feels, but she never outright denies them because she liked the affection she was getting from other people. Personally, I never actually cared if we were actually dating or not, moreso than I did being betrayed by someone close to me. She doesn't know how to say no or stand her ground when it comes to this kind of stuff. She just lets it happen. I have a theory it's so that she can always remain a victim. She's never wrong, after all.

Over the last 2 months, my emotional health has waned in large part due to Jo. Whenever I would talk to her, I'd get one word answers and deflections. Disinterest, basically. Unless she wanted to vent about some drama issue she's having with whomever. Whenever I would try to communicate how she's affecting me, she would give me short answers, never acknowledge anything I'd say. It's like watching your closest friend willing go onto a downward spiral, and allowing themselves to be manipulated. You see, I thought we were close, given all that we'd shared and been through together this whole time from January until June. It was a long six months and I took our friendship seriously. Sometimes she'd apologize because she thought it'd keep me around/the "drama" would go away, but she didn't actually feel sorry for her actions. She'd turn right around and go back on what she said immediately after without a second thought. Even accusing me of jealousy/being buttmad because she's giving attention to other people, but honestly I just cared about her and knew she was fucking up her life. She always said she knows whats she's doing, and I believe it. She wants whatever bad shit happens in her life. She's using unhealthy relationships with people as a substitute for getting professional help and therapy. Because she "wants to be happy". Even if it's a facade. She's told me before that she thinks she might have BPD or Bipolar (which is a big reason I supported her going to therapy), and while I don't know if she has those, I believe she has something.

As I mentioned previously, I cut her out of my life. Whenever she's around or comes up, I'm literally in physical pain. Like I said, she became my trauma. I talked to her almost daily for six months, most of the time about deeply personal shit. Plus with the history I've described, feelings and emotional investment were extremely muddled. Particularly on my end. She would never give me a straight answer on what I was to her. First I blocked her on everything but Facebook Messenger and told her why I was doing this. I wanted her to be able to contact me if she really needed someone to confide in (as she has been doing), because I didn't want to abandon her knowing her issues. Then I told her that I couldn't just sit there and watch her be online on Messenger and explained that I'm blocking her there too. After one of my friends called her out on causing people emotional pain among other things, she texted me telling me that it wasn't cool and that she knew it was me that talked to him. I explained I needed a support system. Outside of recently noting her toxic behavior, I've never talked shit about her, I've never given out personal information, and I've never painted her in a bad light. I always defended her where necessary if I was asking for feedback about certain situations from people that I knew and trusted.

I talked to her about how unhealthy it was because of Crim's history with her mental health and her tendency to emotionally abuse the people around her. (Granted, I like Crim and wish the best for her, and hope she gets the help she needs.) They ended up not dating. When she talked to Lan, she would send me screenshots of some suspect behavior and red flags from the stuff Lan would say. Now I don't know the full context of these statements, but honestly I'm kind of creeped out by him now. They ended up not happening, as far as I know, due to reservations on Lan's part. Lan will honestly be better for it in the long run. Now with Smoliske, she would send me screenshots of the shit he would send her. He told her that he loved her after two days. Made her promise to marry him almost immediately while she was drunk. Talked about fathering children with her within a week. She would send me these screenshots and she displayed discomfort. I reaffirmed how fucked up and creepy that shit was. When I asked if he was imposing a relationship on her, she said that he was. She would even openly display discomfort in the Sanctuary discord about her interactions with him, even if she didn't name names. In Smoliske's case, on top of everything, I think she "loves" him because he gives her blind affection, defends her publicly even if it makes him look bad, and enables her worst traits. But she would go on to continue talking to whomever she was talking to because they gave her affection, because that's what she wanted ultimately. Generally in most cases though, she'd reciprocate the feelings of love back to the person. Telling them that she loved them back even if it's only been a week. She even did that to Deanshow, even though in his case he did it to her first.

You see, the thing is, Jo's biggest problem is her ex-husband. They were in a strange, controlling relationship with one another before he royally fucked her over in unbelievable ways. Jo has been open about the ways he's damaged her. Particularly to me and in the Sanctuary discord. But, she's not over him, clearly. She constantly complains about how she wants to be loved, even while people are actively showing it to her. Even after I gave her as much love as I could because she was receptive to it and said she wanted to feel that way, she would later go on to say that she hasn't been loved in a long time after the fact. Not since her ex husband. Now here's the thing, yeah? As far as I've interpreted it with everything I've seen, she's dating Smoliske because her ultra creepy controlling dom nature reminds her of her ex. She wanted to date a mutual friend of ours because their discussions reminded her of her ex. She latches onto a bunch of people because she wants to feel loved, just like she did when she was with her ex. Even if her ex treated her like a bag of garbage.

She also has grown accustomed to being controlled in a relationship, both romantically and in her real life settings. You see, that's why she struggled with me. I pushed her to be an independent, self reliant, emotionally healthy person (again, at the time she said this is what she wanted). But she didn't want that. She wanted to be in her comfort zone. Have someone control her entire life while feeling loved, so that she doesn't have to make any decisions on her own. Plus, if something goes wrong, it's not her fault. Now, between hearing about her problems since we started talked, along with having front row seats to her cycling through unhealthy relationships, I'd developed a sense of overprotectiveness about her. In cases like this, if you care about them, you either do that or you get out of the way and drop them. But Jo has severe trust and abandonment issues, and I wasn't willing to feed them. I'd always give her advice as much as I could, even if she didn't specifically ask for it. She'd always listen to me pointing out the very obvious red flags, but she'd normally end up doing whatever she wanted.

Vulgar/Vulgorn here.

With all the drama that's been going on, it's time for some fuckin' truth. If this gets modded, so be it.

Joestarrr is possibly the most toxic person I've ever met, and I'm tired of holding back on it. I don't give a shit if she thinks I'm talking shit about her behind her back. The previous confession about her leading men on then dumping them when she gets what she wants out of them is 100% accurate. She also has a massive victim complex. She will never see herself as being in the wrong, even while she goes around hurting people left and right. I've also recently cut her out of my life because frankly, she's become my trauma, and I can't deal with her being in my life anymore. I've been talking to Jo for a while before her and Deanshow got together and remained friends with her after they got together. We started talking in January. Most of this time we were talking literally daily. After Deanshow was super neglectful to her for the two months they were together, against my better judgement (because I liked and genuinely cared about her), I played the emotional boyfriend. Supported her when Deanshow treated her like shit, comforted her, cheered her up, whatever. Granted, I fucked up a bunch myself even up until the end, not going to lie. I'll take my blame and responsibility for those actions. A lot of it had to do with Deanshow treating me like garbage (knowingly or unknowingly) after knowing him for years from the CE tinychat, with Jo being related. This happened specifically after I said I would support the two of them, which I did unbiasedly. However, since we were all friends, I would always update her on what's going on. This isnt a Deanshow post, though.

When they broke up (and not going to lie, even slightly before the breakup), she began to latch onto me, told me that she loved me, encouraged me to fall in love with her, which I sadly ended up doing around that point, with the interest suddenly being mutual. Also against my better judgement. She acted like we were dating in the Sanctuary discord. We were basically nondating, even if she said that she was "confused about her breakup" with Deanshow. Apparently you can still love the people that abuse and enable you. After a bit of this, she began to aggressively flirt with other people in the Sanctuary discord. Immediately after making it look like we were dating to everyone. Before, during, and after this, we had talked about it a couple times but she refused to be clear about what she wanted. This went on for a few days of back and forth between us.

Eventually we mutually agreed to be friends because according to her us being together would be "unhealthy", which I was okay with despite having lingering romantic feelings over because I admired her drive and passion for nursing among other things. We agreed to be more mindful of each other and considerate of each others feelings, since in an effort to move on from her, I had also jokingly flirted in the Sanctcord a bit. But her outrage about that is more based in a perceived hypocrisy on my part than actually being bothered by it. And, to be honest, she did genuinely improve for a while there, but it wasnt what she wanted I think. I wanted her to become the most emotionally healthy, independent person she could. Because she wasn't. Which for reasons I'll describe later, she clearly doesn't want, even if at the time she said she did. She would also go on to say that she still really liked me in that way for a while.

I was always up front and honest with her. Even my negative points. At some points I would be, for the most part, the only person she'd seriously talk with. When she and CrimsonAngel started talking, she would show me screenshots about what they're talking about.

starting in post 2

I then got wind of a post she made in that same topic replying to my friend about how Lan was *actually* a great person. Implying that I'm garbage, basically. At that point, I messaged her, told her that I'm glad the truth came out about her thinking I'm garbage. It'll help me move on, knowing that's how she thought of me, and gave her a definitive goodbye. I left her response on read, since it was just more of her regular deflections.

Ever since I've cut her out I've basically done nothing by talk about Jo and Smoliske and all the drama that's been going on the past couple days. The Sanctuary board is going nuts right now from what I hear. I wanted to get the truth out there, because I'm tired of Jo saying that we're in the wrong and that we feel entitled, when that's not the case at all. Particularly in my case, I feel. She's an enabler, and it's really sad. Even now, I want nothing for the best for her, which in my personal opinion after everything I've seen, would be to stop focusing on getting affection from people, get professional help to deal with her mental issues, and focus on her schoolwork and getting over her ex whom she's still clearly hung up on. But she'll never understand where I'm coming from, unfortunately, and I refuse to allow her to control my emotional health anymore.

If Jo decides to retaliate with personal information about me because of this, I'm okay with that. As Childish Gambino said, "So I learned cut out the middle man, make it all for everybody, always. Everybody can't turn around and tell everybody, everybody already knows, I told them."

Which is her right. She can do whatever she wants. I never felt entitled to a relationship with her, and if anything a good chunk of my pain is from when she made it out publically like we were actually dating (even if she didn't say it outright), then moved onto other people without being clear with me. However, in hindsight, I will say that I should've made the second choice out of the game and gotten out of the way.

I don't think anyone feels entitled about her. I think she very aggressively flirts, and people catch feels, but she never outright denies them because she liked the affection she was getting from other people. Personally, I never actually cared if we were actually dating or not, moreso than I did being betrayed by someone close to me. She doesn't know how to say no or stand her ground when it comes to this kind of stuff. She just lets it happen. I have a theory it's so that she can always remain a victim. She's never wrong, after all.

Over the last 2 months, my emotional health has waned in large part due to Jo. Whenever I would talk to her, I'd get one word answers and deflections. Disinterest, basically. Unless she wanted to vent about some drama issue she's having with whomever. Whenever I would try to communicate how she's affecting me, she would give me short answers, never acknowledge anything I'd say. It's like watching your closest friend willing go onto a downward spiral, and allowing themselves to be manipulated. You see, I thought we were close, given all that we'd shared and been through together this whole time from January until June. It was a long six months and I took our friendship seriously. Sometimes she'd apologize because she thought it'd keep me around/the "drama" would go away, but she didn't actually feel sorry for her actions. She'd turn right around and go back on what she said immediately after without a second thought. Even accusing me of jealousy/being buttmad because she's giving attention to other people, but honestly I just cared about her and knew she was fucking up her life. She always said she knows whats she's doing, and I believe it. She wants whatever bad shit happens in her life. She's using unhealthy relationships with people as a substitute for getting professional help and therapy. Because she "wants to be happy". Even if it's a facade. She's told me before that she thinks she might have BPD or Bipolar (which is a big reason I supported her going to therapy), and while I don't know if she has those, I believe she has something.

As I mentioned previously, I cut her out of my life. Whenever she's around or comes up, I'm literally in physical pain. Like I said, she became my trauma. I talked to her almost daily for six months, most of the time about deeply personal shit. Plus with the history I've described, feelings and emotional investment were extremely muddled. Particularly on my end. She would never give me a straight answer on what I was to her. First I blocked her on everything but Facebook Messenger and told her why I was doing this. I wanted her to be able to contact me if she really needed someone to confide in (as she has been doing), because I didn't want to abandon her knowing her issues. Then I told her that I couldn't just sit there and watch her be online on Messenger and explained that I'm blocking her there too. After one of my friends called her out on causing people emotional pain among other things, she texted me telling me that it wasn't cool and that she knew it was me that talked to him. I explained I needed a support system. Outside of recently noting her toxic behavior, I've never talked shit about her, I've never given out personal information, and I've never painted her in a bad light. I always defended her where necessary if I was asking for feedback about certain situations from people that I knew and trusted.

I talked to her about how unhealthy it was because of Crim's history with her mental health and her tendency to emotionally abuse the people around her. (Granted, I like Crim and wish the best for her, and hope she gets the help she needs.) They ended up not dating. When she talked to Lan, she would send me screenshots of some suspect behavior and red flags from the stuff Lan would say. Now I don't know the full context of these statements, but honestly I'm kind of creeped out by him now. They ended up not happening, as far as I know, due to reservations on Lan's part. Lan will honestly be better for it in the long run. Now with Smoliske, she would send me screenshots of the shit he would send her. He told her that he loved her after two days. Made her promise to marry him almost immediately while she was drunk. Talked about fathering children with her within a week. She would send me these screenshots and she displayed discomfort. I reaffirmed how fucked up and creepy that shit was. When I asked if he was imposing a relationship on her, she said that he was. She would even openly display discomfort in the Sanctuary discord about her interactions with him, even if she didn't name names. In Smoliske's case, on top of everything, I think she "loves" him because he gives her blind affection, defends her publicly even if it makes him look bad, and enables her worst traits. But she would go on to continue talking to whomever she was talking to because they gave her affection, because that's what she wanted ultimately. Generally in most cases though, she'd reciprocate the feelings of love back to the person. Telling them that she loved them back even if it's only been a week. She even did that to Deanshow, even though in his case he did it to her first.

You see, the thing is, Jo's biggest problem is her ex-husband. They were in a strange, controlling relationship with one another before he royally fucked her over in unbelievable ways. Jo has been open about the ways he's damaged her. Particularly to me and in the Sanctuary discord. But, she's not over him, clearly. She constantly complains about how she wants to be loved, even while people are actively showing it to her. Even after I gave her as much love as I could because she was receptive to it and said she wanted to feel that way, she would later go on to say that she hasn't been loved in a long time after the fact. Not since her ex husband. Now here's the thing, yeah? As far as I've interpreted it with everything I've seen, she's dating Smoliske because her ultra creepy controlling dom nature reminds her of her ex. She wanted to date a mutual friend of ours because their discussions reminded her of her ex. She latches onto a bunch of people because she wants to feel loved, just like she did when she was with her ex. Even if her ex treated her like a bag of garbage.

She also has grown accustomed to being controlled in a relationship, both romantically and in her real life settings. You see, that's why she struggled with me. I pushed her to be an independent, self reliant, emotionally healthy person (again, at the time she said this is what she wanted). But she didn't want that. She wanted to be in her comfort zone. Have someone control her entire life while feeling loved, so that she doesn't have to make any decisions on her own. Plus, if something goes wrong, it's not her fault. Now, between hearing about her problems since we started talked, along with having front row seats to her cycling through unhealthy relationships, I'd developed a sense of overprotectiveness about her. In cases like this, if you care about them, you either do that or you get out of the way and drop them. But Jo has severe trust and abandonment issues, and I wasn't willing to feed them. I'd always give her advice as much as I could, even if she didn't specifically ask for it. She'd always listen to me pointing out the very obvious red flags, but she'd normally end up doing whatever she wanted.

Vulgar/Vulgorn here.

With all the drama that's been going on, it's time for some fuckin' truth. If this gets modded, so be it. I have this backed up in a notepad if I need it. I will also post this in its own topic as well, just to fully address the issue upfront and not just here in this confession topic.

Joestarrr is possibly the most toxic person I've ever met, and I'm tired of holding back on it. I don't give a shit if she thinks I'm talking shit about her behind her back. The previous confession about her leading men on then dumping them when she gets what she wants out of them is 100% accurate. She also has a massive victim complex. She will never see herself as being in the wrong, even while she goes around hurting people left and right. I've also recently cut her out of my life because frankly, she's become my trauma, and I can't deal with her being in my life anymore. I've been talking to Jo for a while before her and Deanshow got together and remained friends with her after they got together. We started talking in January. Most of this time we were talking literally daily. After Deanshow was super neglectful to her for the two months they were together, against my better judgement (because I liked and genuinely cared about her), I played the emotional boyfriend. Supported her when Deanshow treated her like shit, comforted her, cheered her up, whatever. Granted, I fucked up a bunch myself even up until the end, not going to lie. I'll take my blame and responsibility for those actions. A lot of it had to do with Deanshow treating me like garbage (knowingly or unknowingly) after knowing him for years from the CE tinychat, with Jo being related. This happened specifically after I said I would support the two of them, which I did unbiasedly. However, since we were all friends, I would always update her on what's going on. This isnt a Deanshow post, though.

When they broke up (and not going to lie, even slightly before the breakup), she began to latch onto me, told me that she loved me, encouraged me to fall in love with her, which I sadly ended up doing around that point, with the interest suddenly being mutual. Also against my better judgement. She acted like we were dating in the Sanctuary discord. We were basically nondating, even if she said that she was "confused about her breakup" with Deanshow. Apparently you can still love the people that abuse and enable you. After a bit of this, she began to aggressively flirt with other people in the Sanctuary discord. Immediately after making it look like we were dating to everyone. Before, during, and after this, we had talked about it a couple times but she refused to be clear about what she wanted. This went on for a few days of back and forth between us.

Eventually we mutually agreed to be friends because according to her us being together would be "unhealthy", which I was okay with despite having lingering romantic feelings over because I admired her drive and passion for nursing among other things. We agreed to be more mindful of each other and considerate of each others feelings, since in an effort to move on from her, I had also jokingly flirted in the Sanctcord a bit. But her outrage about that is more based in a perceived hypocrisy on my part than actually being bothered by it. And, to be honest, she did genuinely improve for a while there, but it wasnt what she wanted I think. I wanted her to become the most emotionally healthy, independent person she could. Because she wasn't. Which for reasons I'll describe later, she clearly doesn't want, even if at the time she said she did. She would also go on to say that she still really liked me in that way for a while.

I was always up front and honest with her. Even my negative points. At some points I would be, for the most part, the only person she'd seriously talk with. When she and CrimsonAngel started talking, she would show me screenshots about what they're talking about.

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jpenny2 posted...

What an apeeling topic.

Nice! You know what else peels are good for? Thanks to its oil, rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite (or other bug bite) or on poison ivy will help keep it from itching and getting inflamed.

Did you know that about 75 percent of the weight of a banana is water?

Did you know that a cluster of bananas is called a hand, and a single banana is called a finger? Each banana hand has about 10 to 20 fingers!

Wow!

Corn is okay, but there are so many better alternatives! Like bananas!

Did you know that bananas are the only fruit that contains the amino acid tryptophan plus vitamin B6? They help your body produce serotonina natural substance that alleviates depression!

Wow!

JustMyOpinion posted...

This gimmick is gonna get old real fast.

It's already old!

Did you know that bananas first appeared in written history in the 6th century B.C.?

Wow!

Burgess posted...

It's not false, there's no banana in there.

Though it may not look it, I am in fact a banana in there!

Did you know that banana peels are actually edible if cooked?

DoctorVader posted...

I'm Barry the Allen.

Wow, incredible!

Did you know that bananas are technically berries?

Zikten posted...

that's basically a dead banana. maybe a zombie since it's smiling. you are undead

Aww, I'm sorry you think so!

Did you know that bananas are the only fruit that contains the amino acid tryptophan plus vitamin B6? They help your body produce serotonina natural substance that alleviates depression!

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

how do you feel about being extinct soon?

Though the Cavendish is under the immediate threat of extinction, other bananas aren't! Banana's will live on forever!

Did you know that a man in India once ate 81 bananas in a half hour?

Wow!

Join The Greater Good today!

Did you know that research shows that eating bananas may lower the risk of heart attacks and strokes, as well as decrease the risk of getting some cancers?

Wow!

Burgess posted...

That's only a banana peel.

This is false. Tis I, Berry the banana!

But did you know that if you tape a banana peel over a splinter, the enzymes help the splinter work its way out of your skin (and also heal the wound)?

Did you know that more than 96 percent of American households buy bananas at least once a month?

Did you know that bananas ripen best if they are picked when green?