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Topicpojr.
TheOlJollyRoger
07/23/18 7:01:39 PM
#36
Oh sorry misread title thought yall was summoning me. Back to my orgy.
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/18/18 2:06:07 AM
#25
TheSextMachine posted...
winged_weltall posted...
Imagine a video popped up where Trump was being cucked by Putin & Melania. It'd probably be the single best day in the history of the world.

You sure seem excited about wanting to see Vlad's impaler.

Stop spreading rumors! The more you talk about the rumor of trump cuckloding the more often trump cuckolding trends so stop mentioning trump cuckholding Melania and Putin.
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:47:40 PM
#23
winged_weltall posted...
Imagine a video popped up where Trump was being cucked by Putin & Melania. It'd probably be the single best day in the history of the world.

Stop spreading rumors ! The more you talk about trump being cucked the more it shows up on search sites and the more trump being cucked shows up as rumors ! Stop saying trump was cucked !
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TopicSpeak to me warriors!
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:45:43 PM
#11
No need to worry
Death is a part of life
But so is rebirth
No Matter what happens
I shall always return to you
For I am everywhere

Ps sorry about the dog poo on the shoe that was me to
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:43:12 PM
#21
NOM posted...
Melania is like 6 inches taller than Putin.

If anything she pegged old Vlad

Stop spreading rumors
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:07:55 PM
#14
Dash_Harber posted...
TheOlJollyRoger posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
That sounds made up. Of course, any other time it would be blatantly made up, but after the roller coaster cluster-fuck we've been through the last couple years, anything seems possible. Reality has officially entered the Tyson Zone.


Of course it does because like all conspiracy theories of this magnitude it is.


Really, though, powerful people having sexual fetishes is a lot more believable than mad science drugs turning secretly changing people's genders or the royal family being lizard people.


Yeah but seriously? In this day with all the security theyd have like 15 people watching them at all times this stuff would never happen.
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:03:44 PM
#10
Dash_Harber posted...
That sounds made up. Of course, any other time it would be blatantly made up, but after the roller coaster cluster-fuck we've been through the last couple years, anything seems possible. Reality has officially entered the Tyson Zone.


Of course it does because like all conspiracy theories of this magnitude it is.
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:02:30 PM
#3
Rumors that Putin actually injected Hillary with a drug that mutates genes so becomes more man like in order to get Bill to become unattracted to her.

Wtf who believes this stuff
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TopicIs it homosexual if I want to bang a transman?
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 11:01:05 PM
#4
I cant make an honest judgement until you do it and then describe your post encounter thoughts, your fantasies during the act and so forth. From a strictly scientific standpoint I think you should do it so I can acquire more data.
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:59:42 PM
#1
Thats why he acted so docile.

Conspiracy theoriests are hilarious if not for the fact people actually buy into them.
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TopicTrump is an agent of Putin
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:58:04 PM
#163
TopicSpeak to me warriors!
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:57:08 PM
#7
MrK3V posted...
Welcome back blood. Hope all is well mentally and spiritually for you.

Lifes a journey
Ive hiked many trails
And many more Ill boot
Before I go
Ill let you know
Cause Ill be sure to make it a hoot
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TopicSpeak to me warriors!
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:54:16 PM
#5
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Look who it is!

Risen like Lazarus
I return to you now
At the turn of the tide
*snort*
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TopicSpeak to me warriors!
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:44:38 PM
#1
TopicDisney World is awesome
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:35:31 PM
#9
ScazarMeltex posted...
Epcot World Showcase is my jam. Especially during the international food and wine festival.

Hell yeah brother I agree I nomed so hard
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TopicDisney World is awesome
TheOlJollyRoger
07/17/18 10:34:41 PM
#8
Damn_Underscore posted...
everyone should get a few thousand $ together once on their lives to go on vacation at Disney World with a top tier hotel, restaurants, etc.

Dude I was just there for two weeks a few months ago stayed at the animal kingdom resort that had the that hutchs and stuff the village place but we were in presidential suites so three houses connected basically with one huge living area balconies all around we fed giraffes every morning. I actually liked Epcot more than Disney world compared to Disneyland I just think Disneyland is better laid out and the rides themselves are produced and told better but thats just me. Everything else there was better. The food the bracelets for scheduled ride times to unlimited drinks with the cups it was a pro experience
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 8:44:42 PM
#11
PhazonReborn posted...
Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Yes
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 8:43:18 PM
#9
You alll suck whoev been abused and stays silent
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 8:41:05 PM
#8
No one lies scars? Come on be honest
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TopicRoommate just kicked a hole in the wall...
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 7:59:38 PM
#13
If you dont ddt him out of basic ce principles then you should delete account
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 7:58:01 PM
#7
I get a lot of Jesus comments now
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 7:55:32 PM
#6
BWLurker posted...
Hey, you're OK, that's good. How's everything going?

Death surrounds me
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 7:55:12 PM
#5
BignutzisBack posted...
Still rocking that sweet mustache?

Always but with a bad ass beard now
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TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 7:53:55 PM
#2
TopicI love scars
TheOlJollyRoger
07/11/18 7:51:19 PM
#1
I have so many and I love them all. So many stories
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TopicIn case I don't get to tell you, I love you all.
TheOlJollyRoger
06/07/18 10:27:11 PM
#1
So certain things have come up. Evidently my body doesnt like this mortal form anymore.
In case I dont say it later? I have loved every one of you so much. Even those if argued with here, I love you.

This world if a fleeting glimpse at something more please be kind to each other while you are here.

I love you all.

No matter what happens to me I love you all.

Goodbye.
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/06/18 7:49:31 PM
#29
COVxy posted...
TheOlJollyRoger posted...
COVxy posted...
TheOlJollyRoger posted...
Also the drug addict part is funny. Im a boozer not a looser ( sorry it just sounded perfect and had to follow the flow) but seriously I never tried hard drugs until college and even then hard drugs were only psychedelics ( and not crazy style more micro dosing)


Aren't you heavily addicted to opioids?

No not at all. I was a heavy alcohol user. Never got into opiates or any hard stuff. Witnessing my father inject cocaine and literally go insane kidnapp my sister and I with a loaded 44 was enough to forever put me off hard drugs. I never shot anything up ever. Never tried heroine or stuff like that.


I mean, are you pretending like Kratom isn't a thing you are addicted to?


Ive never done Kratom in my life. I dont even know what that is.
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TopicHow come the #metoo actresses didn't report right after the assaults?
TheOlJollyRoger
06/05/18 11:11:34 PM
#12
We get it bro you hate people of color and rape victims should just toughen up.
Thats your stance bro stick with it
See where it goes
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TopicDoctor who decapitated baby inside mothers womb cleared
TheOlJollyRoger
06/05/18 11:03:30 PM
#11
Frostshock posted...
Darmik posted...
Dr Laxman was nearing the end of a 24-hour shift when a 30-year-old first time expectant mother arrived at the hospitals maternity unit after her waters broke just 25 weeks into the pregnancy.


Wait, these were the circumstances?

Anyone who seriously wants to reprimand the doctor for this is thinking less clearly than she was.

This literally happens hundreds if not thousands of times a year each without decapiation.
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TopicFishing is fucked up
TheOlJollyRoger
06/04/18 8:44:49 PM
#17
Its okay to eat fish cause they dont ha e any feelings.
~ Kurt Cobain said that

But then again he blew his face off with a shotgun so maybe he was wrong?
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/04/18 8:43:31 PM
#23
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Yes and I will use a flag with a pic of TC doing the Billy Gunn pose when I claim a planet

Lol
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/04/18 8:43:15 PM
#27
Dude I wet the bed and literally crapped myself until I was 17 due to the sea abuse stress. Why would I ever admit that if it wasnt true.
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/04/18 8:42:10 PM
#26
COVxy posted...
TheOlJollyRoger posted...
Also the drug addict part is funny. Im a boozer not a looser ( sorry it just sounded perfect and had to follow the flow) but seriously I never tried hard drugs until college and even then hard drugs were only psychedelics ( and not crazy style more micro dosing)


Aren't you heavily addicted to opioids?

No not at all. I was a heavy alcohol user. Never got into opiates or any hard stuff. Witnessing my father inject cocaine and literally go insane kidnapp my sister and I with a loaded 44 was enough to forever put me off hard drugs. I never shot anything up ever. Never tried heroine or stuff like that.
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 5:40:06 PM
#16
TopicAnti-gay people are now considered fucking weirdos and losers
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 5:38:52 PM
#72
Makeveli_lives posted...
I don't believe the majority of my generation, 28 years old, legit had a problem with gay people. But this song is the reason for the explosion of open support of the gay community at large when it dropped among my friends.


Thats a beautiful video I question the true heart of anyone who opposes it
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TopicAnti-gay people are now considered fucking weirdos and losers
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 5:30:57 PM
#70
josifrees posted...
As far as Im concerned anti-gay people have always been weirdos and losers.

I salute you my friend
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 3:58:50 PM
#15
Dont be sissys invent that tech. Be bold be brave be what all of life has built you to be ! Go forth and explore
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:53:59 PM
#10
Galcian posted...
Current tech makes it impossible though

:(


So invent it bra stop being a lazy bru
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:53:22 PM
#7
Guy_Fieri posted...
Do other planets have burgers and flame shirts?

Why not start it up lazy? First burger joint on a planet? Youd make bank bro
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:52:39 PM
#6
Pillowpantz posted...
Only if this other planet was guaranteed to be free of communists and was just as easy to live on, if not better, than Earth.


Well if you were the first there I suppose you could make a law against it
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:51:05 PM
#3
Also please comment
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:50:36 PM
#2
Feel free to share this topic
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TopicGet me off this crazy rock called Earth
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:49:51 PM
#1
Would you leave earth to colonize some other planet - Results (12 votes)
Yes
25% (3 votes)
3
Hell yes
25% (3 votes)
3
Wtf we still talking bro
8.33% (1 vote)
1
I dunno I'm a kinda scared but I'm interested
8.33% (1 vote)
1
No I'm afraid
0% (0 votes)
0
No I'm content here
25% (3 votes)
3
No I will stay so when half leave I rule
0% (0 votes)
0
No I won't go due to religious reasons
0% (0 votes)
0
I'm a coward
0% (0 votes)
0
I like being a slave and consuming tv
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Vote now!

I vote 1
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TopicWhat is this spider??
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 12:45:49 PM
#17
Clearly a
Venuzualian Penisculus adisipericus arichinendea
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/03/18 10:29:33 AM
#21
Bullet_Wing posted...
Shit man, sorry to hear that. Aren't these parents of yours your adopted ones? I remember you being excited about meeting your biological parents at one point in time. They'll at least stand by you, right?

Yeah these are the adopted ones.

Bio family is SOLID and pissed.
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/02/18 12:56:34 AM
#8
Also the drug addict part is funny. Im a boozer not a looser ( sorry it just sounded perfect and had to follow the flow) but seriously I never tried hard drugs until college and even then hard drugs were only psychedelics ( and not crazy style more micro dosing)
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/02/18 12:53:32 AM
#7
The craziest part is they said I did it for money. Say I Cut them out cause of money. I have literally never asked them for money ever. In fact other than my mum Ive never asked for money ( and even then it was a hey can I do some work to earn some cash to buy a ppv type of asking for money ) I cut them out cause they are bat poo crazy Mormons ( no offense but these dudes still believe in polygamy and crap) and one of them sexually abused me for years and no one did anything and they also stood by while my dad shot up cocaine and kidnapped my sis and I with a loaded 44
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Topicjk rowling seriously messed up by
TheOlJollyRoger
06/02/18 12:49:35 AM
#23
Damn_Underscore posted...
making gryffindor the good house, slytherin the evil house, and the other two houses not matter

like what was she thinking

There is no good house there is no bad house only good and bad people by the choices they make. That was the point of the movie remember the end about the one who saved him and the house he was from
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TopicWell, my whole family turned on me when I outed cousin for sex abuse
TheOlJollyRoger
06/02/18 12:45:01 AM
#1
Slander, libel, conspiracy theories the whole nine yards. Ive been called mentally ill, drug addicted , money hungry, etc
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TopicI'm slowly turning from jack sparrow to Gandalf
TheOlJollyRoger
05/24/18 9:16:33 PM
#4
DrizztLink posted...
You shall not catch Jack Sparrow.

Aye mate perhaps its time a new sparrow flies
Ye up to the task mate?
Or should I spill thee guts and slip thee sideboard for Davy Jones locker?

Ay suspect he gots the feathers to fly aye?
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