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TopicWhos the Jar Jar Binks of the GTA universe?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 5:54:48 PM
#8
Orthopox12 posted...
I was thinking Roman and bowling.

Oh god
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicCBS needs to do a better job advertising GameFAQs
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 5:52:52 PM
#7
Just insert random user post during sitcoms
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhat are you excited about for tomorrow??
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 5:42:03 PM
#8
Not a fucking thing.

Was supposed to be off. But nope
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicI hope Swery makes his game about a schoolgirl deeding to solve crimes >_>
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 5:39:37 PM
#3
NeonOctopus posted...
I wish someone would let me make it.

I wish they don't
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicCE, let's spell!
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 3:26:56 PM
#58
o

These Alpha-Bits suck
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicwtf my left pupil is slighly larger than the right O_o
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 3:23:34 PM
#17
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Have you been doing speed? That'll cause that to happen from time to time.

FF_Redux posted...
Good nite bump

Welp
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicImagine having sex with a cup of coffee and a baby cup of tea is born
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 3:21:55 PM
#10
Turbam posted...
Why would I imagine that?

Right. Why imagine when you can do it
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicImagine having sex with a cup of coffee and a baby cup of tea is born
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 3:20:08 PM
#7
Marvo Rocks posted...
Slimfizzle posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Wouldn't that burn though?

Iced coffee. Duh


What kind of sick freak would have sex with iced coffee?

A necrophiliac!
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicImagine having sex with a cup of coffee and a baby cup of tea is born
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 3:18:03 PM
#4
SageHarpuia posted...
Wouldn't that burn though?

Iced coffee. Duh
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicattn: vyrulisse
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 2:38:36 PM
#8
@Vyrulisse Ftw yeah
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicNotice how Bezos and Zuck both have the same creepy sort of look about them
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 1:57:44 PM
#8
Romulox28 posted...
so he went from a guy that drinks his beer with a straw to Vern Schillinger

We need Beecher to shit on him
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWould you have sex with a married woman?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 1:33:44 PM
#10
Yes and have.

We never got caught
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhen will Chris Benoit be a returning character in the WWE video games?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 1:32:24 PM
#7
As long as Vince is alive he will be in another game
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicCE, let's spell!
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:43:25 PM
#43
c
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TopicAccording to statistics, VAPING is now a popular trend among MEN..Do you do it??
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 4:24:49 AM
#6
No I'm a Viper

cMkiHhh
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicBaby legs you're a good cop. But not good enough because of your baby legs.
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 3:05:31 AM
#3
kkdWSxC
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhen u bout to nut and she says "Daddy please..."
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 2:51:11 AM
#4
Look at me, Daddy, I'm a farmer!
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhen u bout to nut and she says "Daddy please..."
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 2:41:50 AM
#2
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicSorry I didn't know I'm so ugly
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 2:12:21 AM
#2
Your name is Joe. I just figured you were a dude.
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicIs it bad not to wipe/wash after jerking it?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 1:51:15 AM
#5
Nah I like the smell it has after it's been sitting for a few hours
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicHave you ever gotten offended on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:52:48 AM
#2
Garioshi posted...
I'm very curious.

Giggity
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhy do none of you squat on the toilet
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:49:03 AM
#9
SSJGrimReaper posted...
I do the Jean Claude Van Damme splits

Dats hawt
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhat's your opinion on country bumpkins?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:45:12 AM
#4
I doubt Ellie has shat in the woods a day in her life
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicWhat's your opinion on country bumpkins?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:36:32 AM
#2
They shit in the woods like normal people
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicTrump bombed Syria to validate his tweets according to officials
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:31:22 AM
#17
SK8T3R215 posted...
dreamvoid posted...
you seem confused so i'll lay it out for you in simple terms. trump bombed syria as a show to validate his tweets. his advisors, specifically mattis, convinced him to choose a conservative estimate. i hope that helps you to understand.


So France and the UK joined in for what reason?

To see who had the biggest dick. Turns out it's Theresa May. She doesn't have the most feminine penis out them tho
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicNo matter how it good feels on your butthole, dont sit on the waterpark drains
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:23:27 AM
#8
Aki_Narukami posted...
chewshit

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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicHow long have you been coming to Gamefaqs?
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:20:16 AM
#5
2002
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicHomeopathy only exists because consumers don't know what it means
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:17:52 AM
#10
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Are you ever positive?

Only when I go to the clinic to get checked for stds
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicHomeopathy only exists because consumers don't know what it means
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:10:32 AM
#6
mattnd2007 posted...
Homeopathy is some dumb shit. I need to come up with something like that. End up making a Brazilian dollars

Yeah. Well I'm going to do it first and make a Ecuadorian dollars
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicI'm still bummed we'll all eventually die, even da fucking universe dies
Slimfizzle
04/19/18 12:04:14 AM
#33
Lost_All_Senses posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
CensorErik posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
What if we don't die but instead just reset with no prior knowledge of our previous time cycle?

Maybe we're on an infinite loop and there's no way of knowing.


Watched a Joe Rogan podcast that was on that. Basically we are just reborn as ourselves and repeat our lives over and over again with alteration. For example, in this life I travelled to Thailand which changed my life's direction drastically, maybe in my next life I decided to go to Brazil instead which was a destination I had considered visiting.


So people born with diseases just live with diseases every single time? What kind of asshole theory is that?

Well God is an *gets lightning bolted*
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topichey guys am i posting the letter "M" or not?
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 11:56:11 PM
#11
No thats clearly very pointy boobs
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicDid Trump reference white genocide in a recent tweet?
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 11:26:07 PM
#12
dreamvoid posted...
he really should have someone proofread his tweets before sending them out.

That would require him to admit someone's smarter than him
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicATTN: Sayoria
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 10:52:52 PM
#5
O_o
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicew my brother watches granny porn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 10:50:50 PM
#64
scorpion41 posted...
I rub one out to Nina Hartley every once in awhile. She has it going on for sure.

Eww. Not wrinkly enough for me
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicew my brother watches granny porn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 10:25:16 PM
#58
thanosibe posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
thanosibe posted...
My grandma what large lips you have.

All the better to suck your ass with
thatescalatedquickly.jpg

Now Cornman is shucking his corn
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicATTN: Vulgorn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 10:22:02 PM
#15
MARTHa
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicATTN: Vulgorn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 10:02:04 PM
#13
DrizztLink posted...
Jew posted!

it's me. i am the jew who posted

Did you make your dreidel out of clay
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicATTN: Vulgorn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 9:49:58 PM
#10
who posted #10
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicI have decided to close my account
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 9:45:53 PM
#7
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Thats three and a half years of karma, assuming no major losses or missed days.

Think GFAQs will still be around in late 2021?

This website is the cockroach of the internet we will never die just become radroaches
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicHow to lower my karma
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 9:37:19 PM
#27
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
*coughing fit of laughter*

Home slice should have gone out like a man and did something B7 worthy
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topic17 y/o Girl Begs CONSERVATIVE Kid in Florida Shooting to Prom because he's HOT!!
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 9:31:27 PM
#6
Smashingpmkns posted...
Dude needs to get those dark circles fixed. Looks like a Tim Burton character.

Lurch looking dude survived a school shooting

But your not wrong tho
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicHowd Newton discover gravity if it existed hundreds of years before he was born
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 9:15:11 PM
#2
So your saying Isaac Newton ripped off Howd Newton
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicAsshole animals you've dealt with.
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 7:59:28 PM
#18
What did he post?
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicAlmost got myself into trouble again at work.
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 6:36:35 PM
#7
Should have asked if you could have some milk for your coffee
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicCereal is a type of soup.
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 1:00:48 PM
#17
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Chicken posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Chicken posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
The milk is the broth

broth is specifically done with veggies and meat

milk is milk

udders are meat

technically that is true but they weren't long cooked in water in order to extract water soluble flavors

Milk contains water.

if a dog had a square butt it would poop blocks


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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicew my brother watches granny porn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 12:15:07 PM
#28
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Slimfizzle posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Jesus

I'm not sure what kinda porn my gardener watches

Wow WOw really smh

What kinda porn does your gardener watch Mr Cup?
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicew my brother watches granny porn
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 12:09:22 PM
#23
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Jesus

I'm not sure what kinda porn my gardener watches
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicJust found out a friend of mine is rich. What the actual fuck.
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 11:40:30 AM
#12
Fuck him and take his money
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
TopicDid they seriously get rid of the Hershey Kiss oven ride at Hersheypark
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 11:32:35 AM
#26
MrResetti posted...
Slimfizzle posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
wtf is Hersheypark?

Wtf is an oven ride?


Well, back in the 30s...

<_<
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Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.
Topicwhy is this doll so expensive?
Slimfizzle
04/18/18 3:31:31 AM
#5
008Zulu posted...
Ugh, seriously? What's the point in buying a sex toy, if it isn't haunted?

Right
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