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Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Pro_Boner 08/13/18 5:35:15 PM #153 | Insects are weird. Their alternative existence just kind of mindboggles me. It's like why are you even here? ...I guess they're pretty interesting from a biology standpoint but other than that, most of them are either an annoyance or a distraction. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Mueller Solves Mysteries About Russian Fancy Bear Hackers. Trump is treacherous. |
Pro_Boner 08/13/18 12:19:43 PM #42 | HelIWithoutSin posted... Zeus posted...Did that at least make sense to you? Because I'm wondering if it made sense to at least one person. He didn't actually say or imply "So?", though. So what are you saying? That because he didn't explicitly deny an implicit accusation, that he must not be in disagreement with him? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Pro_Boner 08/12/18 12:16:06 PM #144 | |
Topic | New Sacha Baron Cohen series - Who is America? - is startling in what it reveals |
Pro_Boner 07/29/18 8:15:19 PM #59 | Damn. Why can't it be on netflix? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | New Sacha Baron Cohen series - Who is America? - is startling in what it reveals |
Pro_Boner 07/29/18 7:17:54 PM #54 | Children under 5 also have elevated levels of a pheromone Blink 182 produced by the part of the liver known as Rita Ora this allows nerve reflexes to travel along the Cardi-B neural path way to the Wiz Kalifa 40 percent faster, saving time and saving lives. When it comes to the safety of our children the way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good kid with a gun. Happy shooting kids. HA! I'm a little late. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Watched a bit of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Wow. It's like an unfunny 30 Rock |
Pro_Boner 07/29/18 4:40:02 PM #29 | She says something that's halfway naive and halfway stupid, brandishes that huge smile of hers, and that's usually the indicator that you're supposed to laugh - but I already hate it when real people do that. It might have gave me a few chuckles, but I dunno, nothing super memorable besides a song dedicated to black penis, and her large smile. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | I love it when twink traps spread their little asshole for me |
Pro_Boner 07/22/18 8:33:50 PM #5 | I find this topic offensive. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Watched a bit of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Wow. It's like an unfunny 30 Rock |
Pro_Boner 07/21/18 1:48:12 AM #18 | It's really pretty not terribly even good --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | I just saw the ugliest ring on Etsy that I've ever seen in my entire life |
Pro_Boner 07/20/18 5:32:20 PM #7 | Smarkil posted... looks like its from zelda or something Yeah. Looks like something of Rosalina's imo --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | I had a dream MICHALECOLE and I were neighbors. |
Pro_Boner 07/20/18 3:57:10 PM #20 | It's weird how dreams can have a kind of continuity. Like they end up managing themselves. I dreamed I had about four cats instead of one. And they all seemed to be clones of my current cat. Anyway, I was busy messing around in the dream when I heard what seemed to be cats meowing/groaning. I figured I'd get around to seeing what it was, but completely forgot about it. So I later end up walking down the hall, and there are the cats groaning... one smushed into the side of a closed bedroom door and one stuck on top of it So I open the door and they kind of fall to the floor, it's okay though. They were only flattened. Just felt I'd share that it was weird how the dream was still managing the fact that there were cats stuck in a door, when I wasn't giving a damn --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | a guy in our office died. had a TON of porn on his work computer, ok? |
Pro_Boner 07/20/18 3:34:58 PM #3 | It's entirely possible though. He also could have been doing drugs in the bathroom. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | The mods here are such garbage |
Pro_Boner 07/14/18 9:33:43 PM #14 | |
Topic | ICORAY got his parents a nice gift for their anniversary. |
Pro_Boner 07/14/18 8:54:39 PM #6 | Weird. Today's my parents anniversary. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | PSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound. |
Pro_Boner 07/14/18 1:10:59 AM #3 | Golden You guys are the best idiots Never change --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | "Queue" is the most needlessly complicated word there is |
Pro_Boner 07/14/18 1:05:13 AM #11 | Cue the queue coup. We simply can't have you waiting here any longer. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | 25 y/o Texas Girl who's OBSESSED WITH INCEST gets 40 YEARS in PRISON!!! |
Pro_Boner 07/14/18 12:54:14 AM #4 | Would you blow the whistle on a couple if you knew they were blood related? That is not at all the priority issue here, though. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | My daughter was born today! |
Pro_Boner 07/13/18 11:54:54 PM #33 | Hey, congrats fam. That's pretty lit. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Nacho fries are back at TBell |
Pro_Boner 07/13/18 7:01:31 PM #4 | |
Topic | Trump haters are worse than Trump! Proof inside: |
Pro_Boner 07/13/18 6:12:31 PM #17 | |
Topic | More bad news for Papa John's founder John Schnatter |
Pro_Boner 07/13/18 5:03:07 PM #57 | Lil Caesar's though? Their $5 pizza tastes like it was 3D printed... With a 2D printer. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Why do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post? |
Pro_Boner 07/12/18 3:52:42 PM #25 | Why do you still go to the Huffing Paint Post? To get another fix? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | I'm kind of amazed by how long my MacBook has lasted. |
Pro_Boner 07/12/18 3:45:14 PM #8 | ClarkDuke posted... Smarkil posted...minesweeper doesnt count as games Why would he be playing Minesweeper on a fuckin Macbook? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | 23 y/o Black Girl is found ALIVE after Crashing into a DITCH!! Is She Hot??? |
Pro_Boner 07/11/18 12:06:23 AM #4 | She looks cute, but I'm not digging the nose ring. Not that I really have a problem with them, I think I might like it better on her if it were black, though. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | I don't like video games anymore. |
Pro_Boner 07/09/18 1:13:44 PM #15 | Judgmenl posted... lol I haven't purchased a physical copy of a game since ~2007. Also lol Nintendo. What an awful company I haven't played any of their games since the 90s. It's for the bitches, homie. Bitches love Mario But if I was part of Nintendo, what you posted would make me feel very, very bad. I think you should take it back. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Best 10 Platform Game Not Named Mario |
Pro_Boner 07/09/18 1:08:03 PM #7 | RedPixel posted... Do any of you guys remember Chamelon Twist for the N64? This is the probably the last game I could find my inner child playing. I remember it though. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Do you think the non binary and trans movement has harm gay rights recently? |
Pro_Boner 07/09/18 1:02:06 PM #9 | I don't see how LGBTQ is a movement... Where do they think they're going? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | 16 y/o White Kid who had his MAGA Hat Stolen BAITED people with RACIST Remarks! |
Pro_Boner 07/09/18 12:34:31 PM #6 | You refer to him as a "faking teen", which means you question the legitimacy of his display? I question it, because intelligent people don't do what you've just described. But trolls do. Somebody get this kid outta here and make Whataburger great again. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Oh, pretty angel, swinging from your cable |
Pro_Boner 07/09/18 10:00:40 AM #7 | |
Topic | lets talk about me |
Pro_Boner 07/07/18 8:18:53 PM #2 | But you used to be The Guy. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | A small blue terrorist who runs fast destroys industrialization for some reason |
Pro_Boner 07/07/18 8:17:19 PM #8 | OmegaM posted... But Dr. Robotnik was imprisoning those animals in his robots. This sounds pretty terroristy to me. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Poll: Do you cook at least one freshly prepared meal a day? |
Pro_Boner 07/07/18 8:15:32 PM #11 | YOUHAVENOHOPE posted... its a meal Okay. I'll see ya later man I've got a freshly made bowl of ramen to tend to. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Poll: Do you cook at least one freshly prepared meal a day? |
Pro_Boner 07/07/18 8:11:04 PM #7 | If ramen is not a meal, what is it? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Why argue over the spice of life? |
Pro_Boner 07/07/18 7:01:22 PM #1 | It's probably cumin, anyway. ( ) --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | GW2: Another example of "Get Woke, Go Broke" RIP Jessica Price |
Pro_Boner 07/07/18 6:13:03 PM #10 | That's one way to use your gift of writing, eh? To lose your job, m i write? https://imgur.com/ZP948Mt --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | I don't like video games anymore. |
Pro_Boner 07/06/18 11:57:16 PM #11 | Judgmenl posted... That is all. Judgmenl posted... I felt like sharing. Why don't you go ahead and let go of some of those games then, hm? I call dibs everything Mario. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Two people I know just had a baby and I don't understand why people do this |
Pro_Boner 07/04/18 10:47:04 PM #5 | Thanks, now I remember how that "Oh god why?" feeling is. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | My spirit animal is a minion dabbing |
Pro_Boner 07/04/18 10:00:59 PM #3 | My spirit animal is Fredo Santana #Savage --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Duke = Ziggy right? |
Pro_Boner 07/04/18 7:07:14 PM #2 | Judgmenl posted... "wouldn't expect he had" Isn't that the point of any alt account? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Question about Mario |
Pro_Boner 07/04/18 6:37:53 PM #5 | He ended up traveling down the wrong pipe. Once he'd finally returned, he'd given Miyamoto the rundown of all the adventures he'd encountered in Mexico. But it was too late, cause they had already made Mario is Missing --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Does your job do random drug testing? |
Pro_Boner 07/04/18 4:37:53 PM #8 | They tried to once, but I told them my drugs were fine, and they needn't do any testing on them. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | This 22 y/o Kid is SUING a GIRL for 6 MILLION because she DESTROYED his life!!! |
Pro_Boner 07/03/18 6:10:51 PM #20 | Police investigated but found no evidence that she was raped or even had a sexual encounter with him. Okay. But did they smell his dick? --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Supreme Court to lose its swing voter: Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire. |
Pro_Boner 06/27/18 2:37:03 PM #6 | WastelandCowboy posted... Pro_Boner posted...I'm not reading all that shit. Hey, man. Don't be a judgmental prick. --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Supreme Court to lose its swing voter: Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire. |
Pro_Boner 06/27/18 2:33:24 PM #4 | I'm not reading all that shit. Still, what a lazy bastard --- ~"You can trust me. I'm a pro." |
Topic | Best country of these! Day 3 |
Pro_Boner 06/27/18 12:57:32 PM #17 | Bolivia, because cocaine |
Topic | i got warned for asking why chewy was dumb |
Pro_Boner 06/27/18 10:57:25 AM #2 | likehelly posted... lol Yeah, that about sums it up. But what's the answer to the question...? |
Topic | Is Jen looking for a sugar daddy? |
Pro_Boner 06/27/18 10:07:07 AM #7 | Come get a piece of this, Jen http://sweetfactorycandy.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Sugar-Daddy-Resized.jpg You know I got the big one. |
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