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TopicWould you rank The Shield as the greatest cop show?
Kirby
04/20/18 10:14:57 AM
#16
I loved The Shield, and will re-watch it at least once every couple years. Chiklis is such a badass, definitely the best cop show.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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Topictwo Florida sheriff's deputies were ambushed and killed
Kirby
04/20/18 9:44:00 AM
#6
weekoldhotdog posted...
g0ldie posted...
https://nypost.com/2018/04/19/two-florida-deputies-shot-dead-in-suspected-ambush/

Two sheriffs deputies have been killed in Florida Thursday gunned down in broad daylight during a suspected ambush, according to authorities.

The cops were eating at a Chinese restaurant in the city of Trenton, about 35 miles west of Gainesville, when the shooter walked up and started blasting through a window, officials said in a statement.

The gunman shot both deputies dead and then took his own life. Officials said no one else was injured. The incident happened around 3 p.m.

The cops involved were identified Thursday night as Sergeant Noel Ramirez, 30, and Deputy Sheriff Taylor Lindsey, 25, of the Gilchrist County Sheriffs Office.

The cops involved were deputies with the Gilchrist County Sheriffs Office.

As fellow deputies responded to the scene, they found the shooter deceased outside the business, and both Deputy Sheriffs where they died of their wounds, officials said.


i bet the bolded name was the shooters wife and she was having an affaire with the sargeant she was eating lunch with


I know its tough to read, see if you can find an adult nearby to read the article to you.

Horribly sad news, RIP deputies.
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TopicBreaking News:Gym manager fired after trying to outdo Starbucks manager!
Kirby
04/19/18 12:25:56 AM
#70
Dusk_ posted...
Why is everything automatically racist if something is done against a black person? No doubt the manager was a idiot here but what evidence is there that is was racist?


None. Unless someone is able to review a history of the managers dealings with loitering public in the past and compare her reactions on a case by case basis with customers of varying race in similar situations.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicMetal Gear Solid: Sur5ive sold 103k copies in the first week
Kirby
04/17/18 8:53:23 AM
#4
Evolician posted...
That's still too many tbh

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TopicThe FEMALE Starbucks Manager who called 911 on 2 Black Men has been FIRED!!
Kirby
04/17/18 8:33:17 AM
#26
...BUT is she HOT?!??
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TopicLol FBI seized backpage. Hookers across North America are losing their minds.
Kirby
04/16/18 11:50:11 PM
#140
butthole666 posted...
Dubman017 posted...
Awesome. These women need to get real jobs and not take the easy way out.

Explain in actual facts why dangerous work that hinges 100% on you staying in shape and attractive, with no shortage of competition to pick up the slack of you fail to keep your shit together, is the "easy way out"


You talk as someone would who has only seen hookers in movies. A large amount of hookers, especially ones on fucking Craigslist and backpage, are average to disgusting. Not to mention disease ridden or addicted to drugs.
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TopicBlack guys arrested at Starbucks for doing nothing, white customers are shocked
Kirby
04/15/18 5:11:13 PM
#274
Bishop9800 posted...
TrevorBlack79 posted...
Back on topic, why do people keep saying these men "broke the law"? The police very specifically said they were released because there was no evidence that any law was broken.


They were released because Starbucks decided it didnt want to press charges anymore.

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/14/us/philadelphia-police-starbucks-arrests/index.html?rm=1
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TopicBlack guys arrested at Starbucks for doing nothing, white customers are shocked
Kirby
04/15/18 3:46:24 PM
#243
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
darkjedilink posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
There is no proof that they were loitering though, as there is no proof that they intended to leave without buying anything upon their friend's arrival.

Literally choosing to be arrested instead of ordering a fucking latte is proof that they intended to leave without buying anything.


No it is not. Prove that they were given a chance to order after becoming aware that they were going to otherwise be arrested, and make sure in this proof that you also prove that the cops had already arrived when they were given this chance, as a person cannot consider the possibility of arrest prior to the presence of police.


False. If youre on private property, get told to leave and refuse, then you can still be arrested. The police do not have to be present for a crime to occur, thats an absurd way of thinking.
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TopicBlack teen gets shot after knocking on door to ask for directions to school
Kirby
04/13/18 5:51:00 PM
#148
cjsdowg posted...
I had random people come to by house all the time, the fact that people are attacking the kid for this shows just what people will do to paint black victim as the wrong party.


Who the hell is painting the kid as a guilty party?
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TopicLooks like it has been confirmed Dawkins was arrested for CP.
Kirby
04/13/18 2:54:24 PM
#105
thelovefist posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
BlueTigerLion posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
wait is he suspended for this topic?

seems a little, uh, normal-by-gamefaqs-mods-standards to suspend the TC but leave the fucking topic up


No. It was for the other one title. Dawkins is a sex offender now or something like that.

oh

but this is totally kosher??

seems a little nitpicky to suspend over one thing and leave this totally unharmed based on, semantics or something

If it was over that it would have been a bullshit moderation. This guy doesn't have a user account here and the source used is a matter of public record. What a bizarre stance for gamefaqs to take - to protect pedophile sex offenders that don't have accounts here...


Its a very bizarre stance to take, stating that you cant post public information on people if they post here.

What if Trump started posting on Gamefaqs? Do they just instaban all topics regarding him?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicDawkins is now a registered sex offender.
Kirby
04/13/18 1:58:40 PM
#70
Lmao
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TopicWhite cop with a rebel heart fired over 'racist' snapchat post.
Kirby
04/12/18 1:27:11 PM
#59
Fair, next
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TopicLeaving this site because the redirect ads are out of hand now
Kirby
04/07/18 10:59:14 AM
#13
Redirect ads are terrible on Safari mobile. I switched to Firefox solely for that reason and its much better now.
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TopicI'm interested in owning a gun, but...
Kirby
04/06/18 3:48:04 PM
#10
If youre that worried about shooting yourself, take some classes or have a friend educate you on the basics and safety.
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TopicFailed driving test. What videogames can I play to get better?
Kirby
04/05/18 4:10:23 PM
#21
God of War
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TopicBest serial killers on TV shows?
Kirby
04/05/18 6:49:33 AM
#6
Dexter was by far a better serial killer than any killer he faced.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
Kirby
04/04/18 7:36:59 PM
#319
Smashingpmkns posted...
I need tempered monster quests guys. I fucked up and beat the Kirin first try.


Theres an event quest making a return on the 6th where you can collect lots of tempered elder tracks. Think its called Tracking the Delivery.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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Topic"Wake me up..."
Kirby
04/04/18 4:57:03 PM
#46
Anteaterking posted...
Ivynn posted...
No "wake me up inside", fail poll, see me after class

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TopicBeyoncé or Rihanna
Kirby
04/04/18 2:59:28 PM
#4
ba0uJU5
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Topictfw i make more money bartending our beer than actually making said beer
Kirby
04/04/18 1:30:46 AM
#2
Goes the same for a lot of products honestly.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicShould I go with dual swords or Insect Glaive in Monster Hunter World?
Kirby
04/03/18 4:52:16 PM
#8
Neither. Hammer.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicAsked my wife to bring me home beer from the store
Kirby
04/03/18 1:35:04 AM
#16
TheVipaGTS posted...
maybe be a man and give her a specific kind next time if you're just going to cry about it.


I hate agreeing with Vipa but this.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
TopicCould Canada do anything if the US wanted to annex it?
Kirby
04/03/18 1:28:34 AM
#62
FighterStreet posted...
Kirby posted...
In a 1v1 war, America would demolish Canada.

However it would never be 1v1 and many countries would come to Canadas aid.

What evidence do you have for this? Literally all of Canada's allies are Americas allies. Why would they side against America?


I have zero evidence as this is all hypothetical and when shit hits the fan, alliances change quickly (see world wars). But I would assume Canada did not do anything to provoke it, therefore drawing a lot of sympathy from the UN and first world countries.
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TopicCould Canada do anything if the US wanted to annex it?
Kirby
04/03/18 1:18:48 AM
#59
In a 1v1 war, America would demolish Canada.

However it would never be 1v1 and many countries would come to Canadas aid.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
TopicLos Angeles has 58,000 homeless people.
Kirby
04/02/18 6:30:02 PM
#63
eggcorn posted...
It's because all of the other poor ass states give the homeless bus tickets to cali instead of finding a real solution.


Except California does it too, and has quite the program for it.

http://www.sfexaminer.com/sf-expanding-program-bused-10k-homeless-residents-town-past-decade/
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TopicCop performs hit and run on 61 year old woman at Stephon Clark protest
Kirby
04/01/18 8:10:08 PM
#41
Do you have an actual rebuttal shockmonkey or is your automatic defense post just SHITPOST
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TopicCop performs hit and run on 61 year old woman at Stephon Clark protest
Kirby
04/01/18 8:00:01 PM
#38
So youre in a police vehicle, and numerous people are attacking your patrol car while youre inside. You issue multiple commands for people to move out of the roadway, they refuse. These people then break your rear windshield while youre still inside.

Are you supposed to just sit there and wait until they drag you out and beat you?

Once again, we have people refusing to listen to simple police commands, these people get injured, and then blame police.
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TopicCop performs hit and run on 61 year old woman at Stephon Clark protest
Kirby
04/01/18 7:42:10 PM
#31
TC conveniently left this out

In a statement, the Sacramento County Sheriffs Department said the collision occurred at slow speeds after protesters were yelling while pounding and kicking the vehicles exterior. One of the vehicles suffered scratches, dents and a shattered rear window that was caused by vandals and was unrelated to the collision, according to Sgt. Shaun Hampton.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicShould I even both putting in a 2 week notice at my current job?
Kirby
03/31/18 5:19:39 PM
#20
I would still put in a 2 week notice, its the right thing to do and youre only justifying their shitty attitude towards you if you just quit with no notice.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicFrench vegan activist applauds after butcher was killed by Islamic terrorist
Kirby
03/31/18 4:59:26 PM
#51
French Vegan Activist sounds like a boss battle for a South Park game.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicInnocent Man gets $2.2 Million compensation after spending 13 years in prison.
Kirby
03/31/18 3:31:18 PM
#11
Punctus_Pilot posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Erm

The US gives wrongly inprisoned people cash too

Not all states. Earlier this month a man in Kentucky was released after 15 years and got nothing.

Even in states where they do, it's not remotely close to a reasonable amount of money. It should absolutely be upwards of $100,000 a year.


Gonna need a source for the Kentucky one.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicI like history but I'm not a history buff.
Kirby
03/31/18 1:10:50 AM
#3
Whos a fan of buff naked?
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TopicI am moving out of my 'rents house on Sunday
Kirby
03/30/18 11:07:30 PM
#5
rents from parents literally only eliminates one character to type.
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TopicWhat do you call the place that you urinate and poop in?
Kirby
03/30/18 1:05:27 AM
#27
Whiz Palace
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Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
Kirby
03/27/18 2:11:57 PM
#306
180 hours here, Im gonna be working in the Platinum. Damn crowns.
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TopicYou went over my helmet?!
Kirby
03/24/18 6:22:59 PM
#7
I said

COMB THE DESERT
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TopicSo, North Carolina is looking to extradite Dawkins/Xsquader.
Kirby
03/24/18 6:12:07 PM
#36
Can you send me a private message about it?
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TopicIf these combatants were tossed into a ring together...
Kirby
03/24/18 11:30:17 AM
#40
Vader

The force is stronger than any type of physical strength.
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TopicNFL thug Michael Bennett arrested for assaulting a 66-year-old paraplegic woman
Kirby
03/23/18 3:46:27 PM
#36
The reason its not labeled assault is because assault is only a misdemeanor, and injuring the elderly is its own specific statute and is a felony. Both the injuring and assault charges carry the same attacking/injuring someone language, however they are two different charges with one being much more serious than the other.

In all reality, hell probably plead down to misdemeanor assault, get probation, etc.

http://codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-22-04.html

This is the statute. The terminology includes causing injury intentionally, recklessly or with criminal negligence, so you can argue he was reckless or negligent but it still fits the statute.
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TopicI'm a behavioral therapist who works with people on the autism spectrum AMA
Kirby
03/22/18 3:15:30 AM
#33
I do a job where I occasionally have to deal with people on the spectrum, and it can be very taxing. God bless you for having the patience of a saint and helping them.
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TopicI have court tomorrow
Kirby
03/21/18 2:38:49 PM
#7
How old are you? Also, is it a pretrial, Judy selection, actual trial etc...

Do you have a public defender?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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Topic~Official Monster Hunter: World General~ Squad Name Poll Edition
Kirby
03/20/18 11:09:42 PM
#290
Is there an official squad for this? Looking to join one. Doing tempered investigations right now if anyone wants in.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicShooting in Maryland High School
Kirby
03/20/18 11:54:22 AM
#140
Glad the school resource officer stopped it and put him down immediately.
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TopicHave you ever asked to see the cop's radar gun?
Kirby
03/17/18 9:36:15 PM
#17
Michigan cop here, you can ask but its not required for them to show you. Honestly I never hit the lock button on my radar anyway so itd be pointless.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicChoose my fate. Stay in Michigan ? Or move back to Cali
Kirby
03/16/18 10:34:43 PM
#40
As a fellow Michigander who lived out west for four years....I would still choose Michigan again. Then again, it seems as the weather is a big issue for you so I dont blame ya there. The winter isnt for everyone.

Does it have to be one or the other? I spent a week in Texas and thought that would be a fun area to live.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
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TopicI have a brown Yankee friend who is moving to the American Deep South
Kirby
03/15/18 12:37:18 PM
#6
What decade is this
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TopicKaty Perry SEXUALLY ASSAULTS man on American Idol!!
Kirby
03/14/18 10:41:25 PM
#44
bloodydeath0 posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
Even though his reasoning is...off, can we just imagine what it would've been if gender roles were reversed in this aspect?

It'd be much creepier but still no sexual harassment.


Unwanted kissing is definitely sexual harassment with no wiggle room.
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