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Squall28 posted...

Kefla is like 10 years old.

No general consensus is that Cabba = teenage and that Kale and Caulifla are all around the same age so they are probably in the 14-17 age range.
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That would be so kawaii!
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GregShmedley posted...

I would have pointed it out to him. I strongly believe in honest transactions.

Yeah I got that thing with the angel and the devil on my shoulder whispering about what I should do. Felt like I should have brought it up but then I didn't.
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Ordered something from a store left some money down. Guy writes up receipt for item I ordered and writes off the amount I gave him PLUS an additional $30 from the listed price and then says what I need to give when I buy the item and writes it down telling me basically what I owe.

I go to pick it up today thinking he will clearly see that I left a certain amount and that I need to give him the full amount but nope I just had to pay less and that $30 was not part of it.

I didn't bring it up because "hey free discount" :D
But then I was thinking about it either

1) He intentionally did and the listed price isn't the price the store sells ordered items for (seems strange) So its all good.

2) He actually did bad math or messed up twice. (This guy has a Masters degree btw) and I just got a free deal.

Now should I have clarified and possibly paid more money or did I do good? I don't wanna get bad karma or go to hell when I die for some BS thanks.
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Like seriously got respect for them.
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Flockaveli posted...

Mmm phat white girl ass delicious/10.

I mean its fake so ok
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soulunison2 posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

treewojima posted...

I'm offended that she sampled C.R.E.A.M. for this garbage

Yeah a bunch of kids are going to know dolla dolla bill yall from this now lol.

God bless us this is gonna be a meme

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treewojima posted...

I'm offended that she sampled C.R.E.A.M. for this garbage

Yeah a bunch of kids are going to know dolla dolla bill yall from this now lol.
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bamf
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Van Damme is not a homophobe or bigot any real fan of his knows this.

His first real movie role he played a gay male. Not only has he gone on interviews then and later saying that he had many gay friends and was glad to do a role where he could portray a gay character just like his 'straight' roles but to date barely any of the other big 80s/90s stars ever had the balls he did. You never saw Stallone, Arnold, Dolph Lundgren etc. do roles like this.



Also the gay friends he is referring to are the ones he met when he would go to dance school.
in the movie Breakin.


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I just read about it. Police arrested young teens for drinking cough medicine because of no prescription. I almost laughed out loud.
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Holy shit lol. You guys have the funniest laws.

So if someone is found drinking cough medicine but has no prescription they can be arrested in America.
Meanwhile in the rest of the normal world you just go into any Pharmacy and buy it whenever you want and drink it. No prescription and you will definitely not be arrested for it.

How the hell is this a thing in the USA?
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Absolutely nothing wrong with this.

16 is age of consent and its the law.
Why should autistic people be treated differently? There are plenty of 'normal' functioning adults that have autism but manage to do the same things everyone else can. Hell some of them are even more mature in some areas than people their own age.

Seems like the dad just wants to get involved in his daughters love life and doesn't want her to have sex or some shit.
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dib153 posted...

So you're 11?

When I was 11 everybody was edgelords bitch was considered low tier like saying stupid or dumb.
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Bee eye itch.
Bitch ass one trick hoe thottie

Man I be saying it everyday to my friends.
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You do realize a lot of like kids made accounts pretending to be older. They are probably teenagers now.
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Like lol their profile name is their real life one. 95% of the stuff they follow retweet or like is full on hentai and porn images. The remaining 5% is like their family and friends accounts lol.

Like I'm scrolling through and I see "name of friend" like this or retweeted this and I'm like lmao. Holy shit these guys must horny 24/7 I don't get it.
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Irony posted...

Ok, but do I get sex?

Maybe if they like you and date you after possibly then yes.
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Both are hot 919 girls. They will punch you once with all the force they have.
They WILL punch you in the face either left side or right side.

Afterwards she will comfort you and care for you and feel bad and gently brush your cheek while speaking to you in her own language for 10 minutes straight. She will let you lay your head on her lap while she massages your face.

Who do you pick CE?
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Umm am I missing something? I would love to be called harry potter on a daily basis how is that bullying? Now if they called me Neville Longbottom or something and said I was Hufflepuff then sure

Also He is 19
Girls are 15.... um wtf dude you are so beta you beat up young girls? lmao.
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M_Live posted...

I don't get the phrase itself. What does "I like to clap to maps" mean?

Came to me randomly like with all my songs. I just decided to incorporate it into a beat. It can mean whatever you want lol.
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Its coming along pretty well. Its a repetitive beat techno house style
here is an example of something that sounds close to it

and then male voice saying in a deep kinda British Voice saying "I like to Clap to Maps." And then the beat keeps going and then a Russian or Eastern European female says the same thing with enthusiasm "I like to Clap to Maps"

And then after that goes on for a while it switch to "You like to Clap to Maps and near the end of the song it changes to "I know you like to clap to maps." and the song fades out to a kinda glitchwork of a an echo going "cllaaaapppppssssssssss" "mapppppppsssssssss"

Thoughts on this as a concept CE? my friends currently are digging it but they don't really have much knowledge with this stuff.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

He claimed that, by 1978, he had killed over 100 of them and that he had been caught by a native tribe, who were preparing to execute him, when an American Christian missionary intervened and persuaded them to hand him over to the state police.

So his "body count" would have been wayyyyyy less except for American Christians meddling in another country. GG Jesus.

I know right. Save him its wrong to kill people. Guy proceeds to kill way more kids. Pretty sure even in the Bible days they had like 0 tolerance for child killers and would have killed a guy like that back then too.
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ChainedRedone posted...

It says there's a documentary on him. I have to see this documentary now.

Its messed up. He had a bad life and went on to do even more terrible things.
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One of the last known pics of him from 1998

https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE5NTU2MzE2NDgzMDYxMjU5/pedro-alonso-lopez-12103226-1-402.jpg
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spincr posted...

released from a psychiatric hospital in 1998 for good behaviour

How does someone like that ever get released

$50 bail for good behavior.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_L%C3%B3pez_(serial_killer)

"Pedro Lpez became known as the "Monster of the Andes" in 1980, when he led police to 53 graves in Ecuador, the victims all girls around nine to twelve years old. In 1983, he was found guilty of the murder of 110 girls in Ecuador. He further confessed to an additional 240 murders in Peru and Colombia.

Lpez was released from a psychiatric hospital in 1998 for good behaviour, after initially being found insane. As of 2018 his whereabouts are unknown"

He was declared insane and held in the psychiatric wing of a Bogot hospital. In 1998, he was declared sane and released on $50 bail, subject to certain conditions. He later absconded.

Ummmmmm a child serial killer with a 300+ body count gets put in prison and released after like 18 years and is now 69 years old and no one knows where he is or what he has been doing since 1998....

Also prison is what made him snap originally at least according to reports

"During his incarceration, he claimed that he was brutally gang-raped in prison and that he hunted down his rapists and killed them all while still incarcerated.

Lpez said that after his jail term, he started murdering young girls in Peru."
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Is it a clash of clans clone?

I have no idea. I've never even played or seen footage of that game either. Me and phone games are a no go.
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Recently had a lunch with non gamers (they actually dissed me for playing videogames) yet the whole time they were talking about and pulling out their phones to play Clash Royale.

I have never heard of this game in my life and apparently its really popular and 'Ive been living under a rock" according to them.

So what exactly is this bullshit?
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Its mostly trolls that probably are pro LGBT but enjoy stoking the flames for a fun topic. Some topics are created by new sigless users lol.

Then some might actually be real since Reddit and /v/ muh Trump type people came to the site in the last few years for whatever reason.
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I'm like yeah right man brag some more. This is the guy that had a hard time beating games on his channel.
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Wtf how dry and chaffed was your D? Fucking lube that shit up damn.
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and 'Im just bluffin with my muffin' ???
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I don't believe adults should ever hit kids or hurt them BUT.... I really wish this kid got beat up by a kid his own age or something there.

Also lol at his shoes they are like 2x as big as what his shoe size is or lol maybe he has huge feet or his parents are so poor they gave him a hand me down from a guy that is like 6 foot 8 or something lol.
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If they got snapchat filters and pics = avoid at all costs.
So far it has been working great for me.
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FF_Redux posted...

Me and David don't cuddle too long after, couple of minutes. Personally its good for me, I'm usually so hot and need to cool down a bit. Been with men that wants to cuddle for like an hour or more after and it got a bit annoying.

1 hour seems like a lot but a few minutes seems good.
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Was curious about this today since its kinda 50/50 with straight couples some like immediately leave and some stick around and cuddle after.
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Be sure to stay hydrated and drink a lot of water. Also lube you don't want penis soreness.
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Like holy shit pisses me off so much. I doubt they would ever say it to my face in person hiding over the internet playing multiplayer games.
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bump
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thepope_3290 posted...

Butterface

Are you kidding me?
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CADE FOSTER posted...

WafflehouseJK posted...

pics

no pix should def be bannable offense

@CADE_FOSTER
@WafflehouseJK
updated
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Do you agree CE?

PICS

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp1866031.jpg

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp1866033.jpg

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp1866045.jpg

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp1866052.jpg

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp1866058.jpg
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There is

Deep Web
and
Dark Web

Deep Web has nice legal content that is just not easily reached, lots of cached information etc.

Dark Web is illegal shit so you just admitted to viewing and going on illegal stuff so yeah TC is confirmed creep.
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Conflict posted...

You didn't bother explaining to them what you actually said, did you

I did and they said nah we clearly heard what you said.
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>reads Reddit
lmao
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Darkrobotisback posted...

If you don't want people to accuse you of racism, then stop saying things that'll lead people to think that you're racist.

I said "here."

Kazi1212 posted...

Listen, its tough being white in this modern world, you can be accused of racism just looking at someone funny, just accept it man.

I'm not white.
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So basically at work near the end of the day some new guys came to clean up and I was in the middle of telling them. "Yeah sure you can take whatever you want or need...." and then I paused because they just started to doing it without me needing to say anything and then after like a 2 second delay I just finished my sentence and said "...here."

Well apparently here sounded like N word to some people and since the tone of my voice was like non caring people thought I was being demeaning or some shit. So 2 very jock dudebro muscle gym guys( 1 is latino and 1 is white) that still play Football on the weekends (annoying) just went around feigning fake outrage and going like holy shit he is racist he said the N word!.

So I just ignored it and said wtf is wrong with you guys. I'm fucking brown af you dumbasses think I'm going to racially insult another minority when I have no history of doing so?

Then what happened is the room had a camera with voice recording luckily. And they turned up the audio to hear what I did say. So now some people say they clearly hear me saying "Here" and others still say its muffled but you can clearly here N Word >______>

How the hell do I deal with this nonsense CE? Do I gotta go back to my neighborhood and bring all my black friends to be like never in all our years of knowing him has he ever done this and its clearly "here" or what do I do to make this go away?

I hate fake bs drama.
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Outer_space posted...

Thicc

^this guy saw it.
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