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Waluigi fans

You're kidding, right?

Okay then, how about calling them Effeminate Homosexual Males or EHMs for short?

Winking means either "I love you" or "I'm hungry."

Touch posted...

But what about Bruce Wayne

He was in a rather racist World War 2 film serial.

<_<

As a guy, twinks can get it.

John Wayne was in the rather jingoistic Green Berets.
His son Patrick was in the antiwar film Shenandoah.

I wonder if there was any friction between them.

It's okay when it's against republicans.

Comics are weird.

BB mofo posted...

To be fair, April O'Neil was a light-skinned black woman or a latina in the first few TMNT comics.

She was meant to be biracial. They said they went back and forth over whether she was meant to be black and Asian or black and Italian.

April fucked Raph? Was that in the comic or the newest movie?

American Ninja (1985)
- Coming of age story about a troubled young adult adjusting to life in the military. Nah, just kidding. It's about an American ninja fighting terrorist ninjas.

Commando (1985)
- Arnold shoot bad guys. Bad guys go boom.

Infra-Man (1975)
- Childhood favorite. A cybernetic superhero uses kung fu to battle mutants and skeletons. Siskel and Ebert both featured this one on their guilty pleasures lists.

Last Hurrah for Chivalry (1979)
- It's like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon if they cut out the plot to make room for more fight scenes. It may hold the record for most consecutive fights in one film.

Robocop (1987)
- Well-crafted social satire thinly disguised as a gory action flick.

Terror of Mechagodzilla (1974)
- Godzilla battles his robotic doppelganger and an aquatic dinosaur controlled by Dr. Wily. Another childhood favorite.

I de-stress with violence. <_<

Oh, right. Thanks.

I seem to recall the game being mentioned in passing in an earlier episode. Wasn't it in a pile of games for which he made a comment that maybe he'd get to that one someday?

Either way, I bet it's gonna be a good one.

__aCEr__ posted...

No he's a highlander.

Oh, shit. How'd we all ignore the obvious?

Not that being in a movie which has a vampire makes you a vampire, but...

Didn't League of Extraordinary Gentlemen have something to do with Dracula? Mina was the leader of the group, wasn't she?

Superboy would be the one getting cucked since his girlfriend's making out with the Lex Express.

In fact, he just might be Superboy's whitest adversary.

People like slipping their kinks past the radar. Officially, they're brother and sister. To the person who animated that, they might have it in their head canon that the two siblings are banging.

I think it'd be the subject of a slow news day or two and that a few theaters would pull the movie because of the controversy.

"The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about diversity for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real inclusion than they do about fornicating."

Stop bitching because a guy who's shorter than you gets more pussy.

Milkman5 posted...

Its been pointed out that while Snakes butt size has been reduced, so has Zero Suit Samus breast size. Instead of unrealistically hanging from her chest like floating balloons, they actually resemble human breasts.

I want this person's head on a pike.

Now.

Mufasa

Sunhawk posted...

I've never seen it.

You should correct that as soon as possible.

It'd be awesome if somebody could get Al Gore to say that on video.

<_<

I knew it was going to be the "break your ___ back" promo.

I watched that a year or two ago on an old VHS recording while cleaning out my closet. It was so satisfying to watch Eddie lay into Cena and throw him over the top rope.

Foreigners often produce the best American themes -- like Guile's theme.

It's as much fun as I've had playing an RPG and it's easily a top 3 Mario game. Stylistically, it's my favorite interpretation of Mario.

I love the sense of despair in the opening theme. It's like you've truly entered into Video Game Hell.

Mine would basically signal that, yes, Disney does own everything.

Spider-Man/X-Men: Arcade's Revenge

The movie itself would have the potential to be decent. It's Spider-Man and four X-Men characters battling a discount Riddler with a less-than-fashionable bow-tie and an army of cloned X-Men villains.

Mango Sauce posted...

[your favorite game]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108255/

:(

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Post it.

Star sign?

It's not one that I'll see, but I don't begrudge its existence.

I just hope that they aren't trying to make it dark.

Can't wait for the 2019 anime season.

My Little Senorita Can't Be This Cute!

BLAKUboy posted...

Ivynn posted...

No ass for Snake, no boobs for Samus, why even play smh

No bulge for Ganondorf either.

Whomp King should be a playable character 'cause everybody's getting FLATTENED.

Harley is front and center.
Finding Catwoman is like playing Where's Waldo?.

I hate DC. I really do.

You and your friends are dead.

Game Over.

1NfamousACE_2 posted...

This sounds racist.

I was singing this in a hushed whisper at work for about 15 seconds before I realized that someone might overhear it and hear something other than ninja.

<___<

Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!

Prestoff posted...

If you try really hard, you can sexualize anything. F

I learned this lesson when I saw somebody's drawing of the creature from Predator with boobs. If somebody's gonna sexualize one of the intentionally ugliest creatures to ever hit the silver screen, people will sexualize literally anything.