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TopicWhy do video game presidents/politicians always call you "son."
bobtuse
04/11/18 10:36:55 AM
#5
NANOMACHINES, SON.

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TopicNo matter whom you vote for, you always end up getting John McClane.
bobtuse
04/11/18 10:26:47 AM
#3
You're that ninja...
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TopicNo matter whom you vote for, you always end up getting John McClane.
bobtuse
04/11/18 9:36:10 AM
#1
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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TopicWould you rather be Cuck Left or Incest Right?
bobtuse
04/10/18 5:50:46 PM
#19
If your brother fucks your sister, does that make you both?
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TopicRate my Forrest Gump theory/10 spoilers (has anyone not seen this movie yet?)
bobtuse
04/10/18 5:47:16 PM
#6
Forrest was a Captain Save-a-hoe.
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TopicATTN - MtG players: Most frustrating mechanic for each color?
bobtuse
04/10/18 3:12:13 PM
#4
I'd say Hexproof for green.
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TopicThis nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand.
bobtuse
04/10/18 12:58:20 PM
#10
I thought this was going to be about deeding to porn from your adolescent days...
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TopicThe library where I browse the internet has restricted all the porn websites
bobtuse
04/10/18 11:41:50 AM
#4
They're trying to keep the homeless from coming there to masturbate.
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TopicXenogears is the most loved and accepted half made game SPOILERS
bobtuse
04/10/18 11:04:46 AM
#20
I feel like Wind Waker falls into this category. I really wish they'd taken more time to finish the things they wanted to do.
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Topicman accused of killing 3 with assault rifle in Rockford Illinois
bobtuse
04/09/18 5:44:58 PM
#5
So proud of my hometown right now.
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TopicCNN is running a story on "The Teenage Vaping Epidemic".
bobtuse
04/09/18 4:49:47 PM
#15
LIsJustice posted...
Read this as "Teenage Vampire Epidemic" at first >_>

Glad it wasn't just me.
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Topicif you were give a chance to go back exactly 10 years (you have 1 week)
bobtuse
04/09/18 1:49:18 PM
#4
Outside of exploiting time for financial gain, I'd probably write down some of the stuff I wish I knew when I was younger.
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TopicMALE dev teabags FEMALE journalist IN game DEMO. Might GET fired >_>
bobtuse
04/09/18 1:41:28 PM
#11
She looked about how I expected lol
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TopicGreen Bay Packers WR Trevor Davis arrested for joking about a bomb at an airport
bobtuse
04/09/18 1:30:17 PM
#8
Scumbag franchise employing a domestic terrorist smh
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TopicThink of two female video game characters
bobtuse
04/09/18 1:28:02 PM
#19
Isabelle (Animal Crossing) and Shantae

Interesting.
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TopicTime capsule for 2118, what would you put in it?
bobtuse
04/09/18 1:19:01 PM
#17
Memes
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TopicFemale celebrity you find overrated
bobtuse
04/09/18 1:18:29 PM
#16
Angelina Jolie
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TopicBlonde hair on girls is overrated af
bobtuse
04/09/18 11:03:12 AM
#25
I welcome the Brunette Uprising with open arms.
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TopicI can't believe it's still snowing in April
bobtuse
04/09/18 11:01:07 AM
#2
lol yea this is garb
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TopicBenedict Cumberbatch
bobtuse
04/07/18 1:12:38 AM
#9
Engelbert Humperdinck
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TopicBenedict Cumberbatch
bobtuse
04/06/18 6:05:50 PM
#5
Frumious Bandersnatch
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TopicDid you join the having a beard trend?
bobtuse
04/06/18 5:22:09 PM
#5
No, my facial hair comes in terrible.
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TopicMy cat can't walk now, might have to put him down. :/
bobtuse
04/06/18 5:11:41 PM
#5
Sorry about your kitty.
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TopicHow is your penis doing today?
bobtuse
04/06/18 5:02:14 PM
#7
Feels neglected.
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TopicThe Hottest Babes of TV VIII: Round 2 ft. Milana Vayntrub & Amy Jackson
bobtuse
04/06/18 4:27:15 PM
#4
Milana
Katrina
Odette
Amy
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TopicIf you smoked a whole bag of pot, what would you do?
bobtuse
04/06/18 3:25:44 PM
#14
Die from marijuana overdose.
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TopicHow much money would it take for you to lose your non dominant hand?
bobtuse
04/06/18 2:51:34 PM
#7
Brb, looking into prosthetics.
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TopicWhat year did you start using the Gamefaqs Message Boards?
bobtuse
04/06/18 2:41:50 PM
#22
2003
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TopicHow come the top 10 porn videos on those sites are always awful?
bobtuse
04/06/18 2:30:19 PM
#6
Same reason everything on Youtube's front page is garb.
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Topic"Adulting" is the most millennial thing of all time
bobtuse
04/05/18 5:56:01 PM
#4
I hate it when people say this. Bitch, you're in your late twenties. There's nothing special about taking care of your responsibilities.
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TopicFat shamed woman 'bought all the cupcakes out of spite'
bobtuse
04/05/18 3:50:08 PM
#15
Is she trying to spite her waistband?
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TopicSomeone explain fornite to me in a sentence
bobtuse
04/05/18 3:36:27 PM
#19
It's two weeks.
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TopicC/D: Good morning texts are the best
bobtuse
04/05/18 3:12:48 PM
#4
Moms are the best.
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TopicWhat "race" are you?
bobtuse
04/05/18 2:42:37 PM
#21
Half white, half Indian.
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TopicSkinny guy w/ fat girl?
bobtuse
04/05/18 1:56:49 PM
#26
The average man is unfuckable.

The average woman gets blasted by limitless Chad dick.
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TopicIs it okay to spin in foosball?
bobtuse
04/05/18 1:45:21 PM
#3
No.
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TopicSex Icons of Gaming
bobtuse
04/04/18 5:38:13 PM
#3
Captain Falcon
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TopicNice Guy has text message go unanswered for 50 minutes - guess what happens next
bobtuse
04/04/18 5:31:12 PM
#8
blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
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TopicWhere did this Nice Guy go wrong?
bobtuse
03/29/18 12:57:38 PM
#4
Censoring "asshole" and not "fuck" was a bad call. Luckily, he stuck the landing.
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TopicThose three words.
bobtuse
03/29/18 12:26:09 PM
#57
She
A
Thot
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TopicVHS and CRT are useless obsolete formats.
bobtuse
03/28/18 12:05:06 PM
#70
CRTs are typically great for any video game where input lag needs to be as tight as possible.
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TopicAnyone else think women should reward men for deir niceness with sex?
bobtuse
03/27/18 3:13:51 PM
#6
Zikten posted...
I saw a porn once where a guy returns a lost cat to it's owner and she has sex with him.

Heartwarming stuff.
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TopicWhy is it ok to stereotype Asian people?
bobtuse
03/27/18 11:02:35 AM
#6
That's actually not ok.
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TopicGood rpgs with little story?
bobtuse
03/23/18 11:39:13 AM
#32
Paper Mario and its sequel. They have story, but it's not very intrusive.
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TopicDo SJWs even spend money?
bobtuse
03/23/18 10:07:13 AM
#8
Coffee
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TopicPokémon you love that nobody seems to care about
bobtuse
03/21/18 3:17:47 PM
#38
Dunsparce
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TopicFriendzone Topic
bobtuse
03/20/18 3:54:01 PM
#38
These are always a wild ride.
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TopicIs John Oliver dead?
bobtuse
03/20/18 10:46:00 AM
#8
Can't believe we're having this topic in 2018.
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TopicI can't enjoy sex as much because I have a fear of finishing inside the girl
bobtuse
03/16/18 12:55:13 PM
#19
Pulling out is for cowards.
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Topica kid got suspended for NOT walking out with the others
bobtuse
03/16/18 12:23:44 PM
#29
tc tagged as "lazy tc"
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