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NeonOctopus posted...

Thought it read "first time since 30 minutes" lol

Tbf that's how often it's recommended each American should go there until their first heart attack, then it's reduced to once every hour. After that, add 45 minutes for every marginal evidence of heart disease progression.
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Solve every problem on that list by renaming it "Miss girl-licker chicky-broccbrocc.

Also change the ingredients to broccoli and salt.
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Yep, have nothing to do but a meeting with clients at 12 and 3, so I'm getting a good workout in this morning.
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First we'll start with something big: to stop the clean water epidemic, require that all water be boiled 1 minute before consumption.

Feel free to contribute.
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Chuck Mangione
Thom Yorke
John Frusciante
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You're fat
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It's writing for a couple of podcasts, and a bit of writing for standup.
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Best Proudclad topic 2018.

I'm working on my comedy and writing a ton. I'm probably pouring 15 hours a week into it. Might not sound like a ton, but it consumes a lot of off-work hours.
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What's shit about London weather again? It's real rainy?
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The weather was shit, everything was dusty from the lack of rain, traffic was the worst I've ever experienced, food was too expensive compared to the quality you got.

Sushi was good, though.
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None, I'm an ice cream purist.
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I went to LA and the best thing i think you can do is leave immediately.
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KingCrabCake posted...

AirJordan2345 posted...

KingCrabCake posted...

AirJordan2345 posted...

make your own poll but that ain't never gonna happen.

You're right its not. But if i did make it...it wouldnt he a complete failure of a poll

what a stupid comment you're on ignore but you're probably coming back with another stupid comment

Idc you put me on ignore.

Dont make shitty fucking polls.

How do you ask two different questions but only give a yes or no option?

Lmao

I agree with you, my dude. The poll was fucked up
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Imagine caring if she brings badness to that tourist attraction of a family.
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Sounds like you went to a shit high school with shit people in it.
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But yeah those cops are fucking assholes
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Anti "confirmation bias" far
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He doesn't want it stopped, he's disruptive posting to troll.
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Zikten posted...

I wonder how he feels that he's gonna spend half his life in prison just cause he cared about a stupid internet achievement point

No, he's in prison because he's a piece of shit child molester.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

It sounds like religion could actually help your life.
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Was she hot

clearaflagrantj posted...

It was a boomer

nevermind
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Good luck good luck my dude
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That's like 15-1600 calories
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6' 4" 190-195
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mrw:
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Damn dude, you did a HUGE disservice to yourself by assuming you would get the position and not speaking up about things.

You misplayed the fuck out of this situation
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

uncultured swine, tbh
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

He's the only movie critic I pay any attention to other than myself.

And i mostly agree with him about A Quiet Place.
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Tappor posted...

But is he hot?

Clarification, she looks like the perfect girl, but has the brain and voice of my dad.

My dad has a very deep voice
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He's a pretty cool dude.
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So the movie Her?
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Post
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Mr_Biscuit posted...

Drpooplol posted...

Mr_Biscuit posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Shut the fuck up.

That feel when you?re in too much of a hurry to be snippy so you can get back to your 13 year old girlfriend and don?t read before replying

I find it funny that you personally would say something like this, Shred

I once found a 16 year old attractive when I was 19 and NFLB will never let me forget

Genocet brags about being in his mid-late 20s and dating girls JUST above consent

Bruh it's all good
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Mr_Biscuit posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Shut the fuck up.

That feel when you?re in too much of a hurry to be snippy so you can get back to your 13 year old girlfriend and don?t read before replying

I find it funny that you personally would say something like this, Shred
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My mother is a beautician and swears by hair spray. It works, I just don't keep any in the house.
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Reis posted...

Rip drpooplol

Can't live life in fear
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

User is Volkswagen_Bros I believe
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*LIE* "No"

It's basically The Michael Scott Paper Company

"Our prices are the only thing keeping us in business"
"They're putting you out of business, actually"
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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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1. Paid internships are WONDERFUL experience to have.
2. As an accounting student with 3 internships, I never got drug tested.
3. No, don't tell them about your drug history.

Be a fucking adult and stay dry to set up your future. You can go back to smoking once you get the job.
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Don't try to fucking clickbait me.

Fuck off.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Choco posted...

Rika_Furude posted...

most americans have like $0 savings

how is that possible

People are dumb
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HashtagTartarus posted...

LMAO
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*LIE* "No"

Hello Internet

which is weird since threads about podcasts on reddit usually have Hello Internet towards the top, but I never see it mentioned on gamefaqs.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

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Stop bumping this stupid fucking topic
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Make stories of children and teenagers to try and recapture your youth.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"