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KILBOTz posted...

I heard that Osama bin Laden took this deal...

Oh shit! Shots fired. Bombs detonated. Traps sprung!
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Done. The only person I don't wish to die is my wife; however, "if she dies, she dies."
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He looks like a sixty year old lesbian that's just completed a fresh round of chemo.
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I think you two need to have a sit down and talk about what you're looking for. If she wants to "see" other people while you're in the feeling out/up stage, then at least you know and can invest whatever appropriate amount of time in her you see fit.

If you're not willing to have that chat, then I'd say bounce out. It doesn't sound like you're ready for something extremely casual, whoch is what this sounds like to me.

Also. I can't help but think this is just a parody topic and you're acting as Anakin, based on your username, haha.
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Yep. I would hit then back. If they're smaller and thinner than I, then I'd pull the punch a bit; give them enough so it hurts so they'd hesitate before hitting me again.

If they're the same size/weight or bigger than me, I ain't pulling that punch.

This is assuming it's a stranger. I've had an ex hit me a few times and I just grabbed her wrists really hard and held them down at her sides. Like, hard enough that it hurt her a bit.
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Spooking posted...

Trump can easily win this trade war if he leaves NATO. None of you think the fear of Russians in Canada's water won't scare the shit out of Trudeau? The only reason Canada doesn't fund their military more is because they know the US will be there to defend them if anybody messes with them. Now, what if their big brother wasn't there to offer them protection any longer?

Canada will be fine. A) we have too much land for any invading force to actually conquer. B) while it's small, we have a very well trained military that would see a boost of a million humans at least if Russia tried to invade Canada.

Starting a trade war with us is dumb because you cats (at least along the eastern seaboard) get a lot of power from our hydro dams, as well as you profit off our lumber. Starting a trade war with us is also dumb because you shouldn't be wanting to piss off a very good, and extremely close ally. But, Trump is president, so...
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DarkTransient posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

DarkTransient posted...

For several years now the only thing liberals have had is name-calling or inventing fictional "oppression" - either by claiming oppression where there is none, or making up a trait that's fake altogether then claiming to be "oppressed" for it.

Now let's be fair here - conservatives resort to name-calling quite easily too. But usually, that name call will be preceeded or followed with an explanation as to why the other person is wrong. Even if the explanation may not be valid, at least they bother trying to make one. Liberals simply say "agree with me or you're an [insert insult here]".

I don't use this phrase often or lightly but, Shut The Fuck Up!

I rest my case.

How? I didn't call you a name, I'm simply asking you to shut the fuck up. There is a rather large difference. I ask you to shut the fuck up because what you're saying makes zero sense. How was Roseanne calling that chick a member of the Muslim Brotherhood and comparing her to a monkey in anyway explained?

And what about Prestoff posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump

that? Surely the current PotUS has an answer for all his childish name calling, and it wasn't some off the cuff remark, right?
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DarkTransient posted...

For several years now the only thing liberals have had is name-calling or inventing fictional "oppression" - either by claiming oppression where there is none, or making up a trait that's fake altogether then claiming to be "oppressed" for it.

Now let's be fair here - conservatives resort to name-calling quite easily too. But usually, that name call will be preceeded or followed with an explanation as to why the other person is wrong. Even if the explanation may not be valid, at least they bother trying to make one. Liberals simply say "agree with me or you're an [insert insult here]".

I don't use this phrase often or lightly but, Shut The Fuck Up!
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Error1355 posted...

Obama caused the Titanic to sink too.

It's true, cause his digs at Trump were cold as Ice!
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Text texting, or all IMing? Cause if it's just texting through ny phone, she's out. If it's all IM/DMing, uhhhh... then video games I guess. I rarely play them anymore, anyhow.
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My favourite is the guitar guy. At my Post-Apocolyptic themed wedding, my brother came dress as him.

He's a picture of my wedding party.

https://imgur.com/ZI0kVZr
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Caution999 posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Funny, I didn't see you make this kind of statement when Kathy Griffin had an decapitated head of an effigy of Trump... in fact, most Conservatives were happy to throw her to the wolves.

Where was your "teachable moment" and "she's just a comedian" rants during that, huh?

You gotta get some consistency on these issues, Caution, otherwise your bias speaks all I need to know.

Excuse me: Did Kathy Griffin have the highest rated TV show in primetime? That's the KEY component of my argument here.

No she did not. I concede this one; however, as previously stated in the other thread about this, they already did a teachable moment in Roseanne where a Muslim family moved it. Guess what, it was a good television moment but it didn't change her racist views in the slightest. She had her chance and fucked it up. She's a scum bag. Deal with it.
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Funny, I didn't see you make this kind of statement when Kathy Griffin had an decapitated head of an effigy of Trump... in fact, most Conservatives were happy to throw her to the wolves.

Where was your "teachable moment" and "she's just a comedian" rants during that, huh?

You gotta get some consistency on these issues, Caution, otherwise your bias speaks all I need to know.
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I hope it's not online only. If they add an online aspect to it, fine. I just won't play it. If there is a long single player and/or couch co-op story mode, then it's gonna be a day 1 purchase for me.
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I'm at work, so I can't follow the stream, but I'll check back in for updates.
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I don't get the part about some humans arguing that Spacey and Weinstein not being punished. As far as I know, no proof was every really shown, just accusations. Isn't it innocent until proven guilty? Where as with Barr, the proof was in the tweet she made.

You gotta stick up for your ideals no matter where on the political spectrum the accused lie.
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Bluebomber182 posted...

@eat_more_beef

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/76648059

my bad should be fixed

Thanks.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

@Smashingpmkns posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Legit, I haven't heard anyone bitching about the game cause there are women in it. Most people just don't like the direction they've taken.

However, if you care to provide proof outside of a handful of twitter accounts, I'll shut my mouth and recant my statement.

There was a huge stink about it over COD WWI and Wolfenstein. I haven't seen anyone talk about BFV in general.

I thought the Wolfenstein one was because they used the tag line "Make America Nazi Free Again," or something along those lines, (which is an awesome tag line and i can't believe people would be pissed at that in 2018).

As for WWI, I didn't know there was a controversy surrounding it. Feel free to educate my ignorant ass if there was something else to it.

People made a fuss about the interracial couple too. And the big COD one was that women and minority women were in the game, and no swastikas were in the game.

Okay. That's dumb (people being outraged at it). Like, who gives a fuck if you play as a chick, or minority chick or they're roaming the area? I'm more concentrated on not getting snipped then caring about the skin color/gender of the opposition.

Actually. I think in the case of an apocolypse irl, I'm gonna ensure I'm on a team of women of color so idiots can pop their heads up and go "Brown chicks don't know how to fight" so we can gain position on them and then capture them.
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@Smashingpmkns posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Legit, I haven't heard anyone bitching about the game cause there are women in it. Most people just don't like the direction they've taken.

However, if you care to provide proof outside of a handful of twitter accounts, I'll shut my mouth and recant my statement.

There was a huge stink about it over COD WWI and Wolfenstein. I haven't seen anyone talk about BFV in general.

I thought the Wolfenstein one was because they used the tag line "Make America Nazi Free Again," or something along those lines, (which is an awesome tag line and i can't believe people would be pissed at that in 2018).

As for WWI, I didn't know there was a controversy surrounding it. Feel free to educate my ignorant ass if there was something else to it.
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Legit, I haven't heard anyone bitching about the game cause there are women in it. Most people just don't like the direction they've taken.

However, if you care to provide proof outside of a handful of twitter accounts, I'll shut my mouth and recant my statement.
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skimmedmilktea posted...

because asians already can be qualified like white collar white people.
Asians in america can go to difficult majors like medicine or engineering , even some of them excel beyond white people.
They dont need to beg for special treatments for their lack of skills like some minorities we know

So what you're saying is that not all races are created equal and you think there is a hierarchy to it... yeah, cause that's not racist at all.
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What band are you in?
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I find it rather amusing/disgusting that people care so much about football players kneeling, yet don't really have a problem with the rampant domestic abuse that a sizable chuck of players seem to commit.

But let me guess, most of those against the kneeling don't care because they abuse their spouses on their off time, right?
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uwnim posted...

Caution999 posted...

Maybe if CNN reported real news once in a while they wouldn't be in this mess.

Just a thought. Blame them.

What about the AP? They actually do report real news and it then gets used by many other news groups.

Seriously @Caution999. Are you that big of a troll, or simply unable to come to a rational decision on your own? Why is banning media from government functions a good thing?
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Spore. So much fucking wasted potential.
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Metal Gear Solid for its complexity, and while convoluted at times, it left a lasrinf impression on me.

Chrono Trigger because it was very beautiful.

Silent Hill 2 for being rather scary and a horror story un that medium done right.

I understand all these games are great for gameplay, and that bolsters their standings, but the story made it for me.
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As far as I know, they can only eat after the sun has gone down.

Who cares though. It's a private matter and if it doesn't affect productivity, there should be no concern.
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Mr. Bojangles
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Zeeak4444 posted...

Does he pay for all that though? Does he really?

Probably not, but we already knew that.

I don't understand his dig at having to pay for their welfare when their working, and currently serving his dumb ass.
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This is what's disgusting about the many folks posting in this topic. A dude stepped up and stopped a potential mass shooting. Good on him. Yet y'all can't help cuming all over your keyboards in hopes that libs will be triggered, which I'm not sure why they would.

Get a fucking life folks. Go outside and experience life outside of the internet.
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Sikh cause they'd leave me the fuck alone.
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That Satan comment though.
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doomcrusader posted...

Battlestar Galactica

Ewwww. Gross. 4 is by far the worst.

Uhhh. Arrested Development?

Oh. You said no longer airing... Merlin? I dunno how many seasons that had.
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There's a lot of talk and no one ever finishes.
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In no particular order:

It Follows
Sinister
The Evil Dead
Alien
The Shining (even though I hate how it was adapted, as the book is way better, I gotta give it credit)
Friday the 13th: Part 3
Witching and Bitching (horror comedy)
Apollo 18
The Fly
The Thing (I said no order, but this is my favourite of all time).
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There are a couple really good local Montreal acts that I enjoy.

Talk Sick & Society's Ills are my favourites.
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@IfGodCouldDie posted...

Would you turn away a relative if they confirmed but didn't dress up?

Yes. It was in the invitation that if you come not in a costume, the bouncer will not allow you in.

@Konflikt posted...

Nice. How long were you dating her?

It'll be three years in August or something. We're both 33 so, we knew what we wanted, there were no games so it was an easy choice.

@Romulox28 posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Nah. None of our old relatives wanted to attend. They didn't wanna get dressed up. Fine by me, cause it saved our asses some money. We went from 120 invited to 84 confirmed. Woop woop!

ayyy

well have fun, try not to get drunk, make sure you eat everything because people are going to be talking about the food afterwards and you dont want to feel left out at your own wedding. best of luck to you & your new wife. my wedding reception was probably the most fun ive had, it was a real banger

Thanks dude. I'm hyped.

What did you cats have for food?
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@a-c-a-b posted...

I remember you. You did the AMA about mixing your ep in the studio. Sounds like a pretty badass wedding. I've only been to a couple weddings but they were totally lame except for the free booze.

Cheers!

Thanks man. We went all out for the open bar, so people are gonna get drunk.

By the way, our EP is up on all the streaming services if you wanna check it out. Our band name is Ol' School Johnny.

@Romulox28 posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

No worries, to each their own. We're both into horror stuff so she felt that Bioshock would allow her to dress in a classy, yet trashy way.

so do you have to explain to your grandparents or w/e why your guests are dressing up as bloody 1920 flappers and injecting bees into their veins

Nah. None of our old relatives wanted to attend. They didn't wanna get dressed up. Fine by me, cause it saved our asses some money. We went from 120 invited to 84 confirmed. Woop woop!
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@Romulox28 posted...

not trying to be a dick but why do you feel the need to incorporate video games into your wedding?

No worries, to each their own. We're both into horror stuff so she felt that Bioshock would allow her to dress in a classy, yet trashy way.

@SSJCAT posted...

I didnt think bioshock was post-apocalyptic? Dont have a ton of knowledge on the series tho. Seems like just Rapture fell apart but rest of the world was probably okay?

Yeah, I know the rest of the world hasn't gone through the apocolypse, but seeing as how Rapture is it's own little closed off world, it fit. Also, see above answer as to why we fully chose it.
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Getting married to my bestfriend tomorrow and everyone (including the guests) have to wear a costume.

My standing groomspeople have to come dressed up from the MadMax universe while her standing bridespeople have to come dressed up from the bioschock universe.

Here's a picture of one of their splicer masks.

AMA!

https://i.imgur.com/kSEFXyX.jpg
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Gotta go for the Jets cause I'm Canadian, but I'd be happy with whoever comes outta the west winning the cup.
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The Admiral posted...

sktgamer_13dude posted...

The Admiral posted...

sktgamer_13dude posted...

The Admiral posted...

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Capn Circus posted...

Is there anyone even there? I didn't see anybody

Literally doesnt make it any better.

LOL, is this guy for real?

Yes, not shooting at people is orders magnitude better than shooting at people. What the hell is wrong with you?

Still:

1) shooting a gun while driving (very dangerous)
2) shouting racist slurs while shooting a BB gun like hes shooting at people

Wow, you really proved a point you joke.

You proved you think your hurt feelings are as bad as attempted murder, so no clue why you just embarrassed yourself with that post.

Says the guy who embarrasses himself every time he posts.

Stay upset Sadmiral

Having an emotional meltdown isn't helping your cause.

You made a dumb comment. Just own it.

See, this is why The Admiral is such a quality poster. If the dude was shooting at people it's bad, but since he's "joking" about being a racist shit-head and violating vehicular laws, it's fine; heaven forbid though that he was part of an all black female science group and mentioned that on twitter, then you'd see The Admiral say how this person deserves to be taken down a notch.
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HylianFox posted...

still coming up with grade school-level nicknames, are we?

People need to start calling him "Jump Suit Trump."
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Panthera posted...

Mozzarella and cheddar, they're good any time. They make your pasta happy about its impending death in the virulent acid of your stomach.

Not to mention they pretty much tie all sandwiches together just like The Dude's rug tied his room together.
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Some dude on my facebook is giving me shit about this and is looking for a source about them actually being the good guys, cause he's a shit head, so I wanna comply and drop knowledge on him.

Thanks.
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cjsdowg posted...

tremain07 posted...

The Iran deal is going bye-bye today.

Iran and the other other countries who signed it are sticking with it.
Even one looking into this says Iran as not breaking the deal.
This is only hurting America.
But America has a hair up it's collective ass about anything Obama touched. So be it.

Ftfy
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Biffy Clyro in 2017. They're this huge band from Scotland (they headlined Reading Fest). I saw them in Montreal where they played in a venue of 600 people. Shit was insane.

Queens Of The Stone Age - 2014? They re-released their first album and I caught them on their limited tour. Best pit i've ever been in.

Gogol Bordello with Low Cut Connie - New Years Eve 2016. It was fucking crazy.

Nofx - Mutiple times. They're always fun live.
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Nundulan posted...

Please @ me in the new topic

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Stewman_Magoo posted...

I feel pretty good about the Jets' win.

One more to go baybay!

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notblargg posted...

it's not really a choice unless you are bi, then it is a choice

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