Lurker > Johnny_Nutcase

Get rid of them. Gamestop is a joke. It's not getting any funnier either.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Authentic_fan posted...

Because when people start getting to know me well is generally the time that I start hating them

Well you're a clear case of train wreckism.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Bad_Mojo posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Eat something and go back to sleep. It triggers some pretty vicious dreams.

Hmm, I might try this. Thank you!

You won't later.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Actually it is. Get out of my fuckin way.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Well they should. I believe it's dehydration. @joestarrr What's a good way to get rid of that shit? OTC garbage doesn't do anything but make me look like i've been crying.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You need to go to the ER.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

That shit is just going to make you worse. You're fucking up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Eat something and go back to sleep. It triggers some pretty vicious dreams.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

So far nobody in this topic has even attempted it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

If you don't know how to wreck a toilet, you deserved to be fired.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Well it IS NHL approved. I'll take a gross.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'll do it as long as she didn't step in shit first.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I don't use facebook. I use the state court case look up because most are in jail.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

only managed to get 3
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Sativa_Rose posted...

One time back when I was in college I left to go to 7/11 and as I left my building these two people were aggressively making out nearby, and then when I came back like almost 10 minutes later they were in the exact same spot still making out.

Did you just stand there with your slurpee staring?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Just plain breast milk for me please.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

joestarrr posted...

CommonJoe posted...

Id say go until you cant breathe.

that^

You two got so much snot clogging up your nose you can't breathe when making out?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What class is it?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

NOM posted...

joestarrr posted...

rum is my "almost died, can no longer drink" alcohol tbh

Vodka for me. A mere sip of that stuff will make me almost throw up lol

Same.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Skyrim_Guard posted...

jpennys_cat posted...

Skyrim_Guard posted...

jpennys_cat posted...

Skyrim_Guard posted...

jpennys_cat posted...

What? Why would I burn my own house down? For the insurance money? That doesn't even make sense.

This looks like a serious crime

Doge framed me! This is the greatest witch hunt in CE history!

The Doge is a good boy the same couldn't be said for you.

It could be said, but sadly no one ever says it.

Because all you cats are no good skooma pushing thieves.

*aims bow at your knee*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You seem to have a way with those people. Go back to chat and get me 10 of them.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

boxington posted...

This is hilarious.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Play both of those videos at the same time. Sounds like a bunch of enraged monkeys.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Eh. They would manage to fuck the movie up anyway so I don't care.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

At least you didn't pick me up last night. I was pretty drunk and would have possibly thrown up all your car.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

ASithLord7 posted...

Chicken posted...

D2 has always been Diablo 2

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I guess there's a time limit on racism.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Are you gonna run into the ring and get modded?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Conflict posted...

No one ever wants to

That's why I generally don't understand why CE is always quick to say "dump her/cut her off", it's never always that simple. However friendship is also always a two-way street and sometimes people just change for the worse for unexplainable reasons.

I'm quick to say it because I had to do it and it helps. She's not right for you, maybe something changed, like she turned into a lying whore like my ex. You gotta cut it and move on.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

HAHA Where do you live that it's a constant fear?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

catboy0_0 posted...

the other thing is, if I propose we go do something, she's only down if I pay for EVERYTHING, and then she'll actually not deprive me of friendship for like one day, then it's back to the wall

Ohhh fuck that get rid of her.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

SauI_Goodman posted...

do you like fart porn

That sounds riveting.

You know what I like the most?

I'm afraid to find out.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

SpiralDrift posted...

It's a lost cause. I know it's easier said than done, but cut your losses and move on. She doesn't care about you as a friend anymore, she just doesn't want to see herself as a bad person and that's the only reason she responds.

What time are you pickin her up tonight?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

TendoDRM posted...

What's with the topic title, he clearly crashes into the front.

God damn fake news!

/s

You're right I fucked up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

SauI_Goodman posted...

do you like fart porn

That sounds riveting.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Vita_Aeterna posted...

>Italian
>64 year old Plumber

Do the math, it's a Marrrrrio.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Charge him riiiiidiculous shipping costs. I'm talking an amount that would get you a round trip ticket and hotel reservations for a week in Tokyo. Then take it to him yourself.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

DoomsSD posted...

Lol at the dude in the background that just falls over too.

Ohhhhhh MAN that was classic. Everyone was drunk.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

WafflehouseJK posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Figures that would happen.....

lol, RIP.

But yeah, it's pretty fucked. People always freak out when I say I don't like Matthew Broderick, and then I tell them about that. Apparently not many people know about it.

His excuses were pure bullshit too. $175 fucking fine!? I get speeding tickets that cost more than that.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Is this desert rock?


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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Figures that would happen.....
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

So I did a little digging on this Matthew Broderick fellow...

On August 5, 1987, while driving a rented BMW in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, Broderick crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo driven by Anna Gallagher, 30, accompanied by her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, killing both instantly. He was vacationing with Jennifer Grey, whom he began dating in semi-secrecy during the filming of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the crash publicly revealing their relationship. He had a fractured leg and ribs, a concussion, and a collapsed lung. She received minor injuries, including whiplash.

Broderick told police he had no recollection of the crash and did not know why he was in the wrong lane: "I don't remember the day. I don't remember even getting up in the morning. I don't remember making my bed. What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg." He was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175.[30][31][32][33]

The victims' son and brother, Martin Doherty, called the verdict "a travesty of justice". He later forgave Broderick, amid plans to meet with him in 2003, to gain a sense of closure. In February 2012, when Broderick was featured in a multi-million-dollar Honda commercial aired during the Super Bowl, Doherty said the meeting had not taken place and that Broderick "wasn't the greatest choice of drivers, knowing his past."[34]
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

WafflehouseJK posted...

.
Mathew Broderick: Not really a dumb reason, but killed some people in a car accident, possibly due to being intoxicated while driving, and then straight up ignored the family of the victim(s).
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Whoa what?

devilminion posted...

Seth Rogen - his laugh

Yeah fuck that laugh.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

WafflehouseJK posted...

wtf is desert rock

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What are you a janitor or another teacher?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson