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TopicI'm back, what's new and what have i missed?
Crayon_Lover
04/24/18 12:48:25 AM
#20
Mr_Karate_II
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicGrowing up sucks
Crayon_Lover
04/23/18 1:31:06 AM
#4
At least you had teenage relationships lol
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSaw the most confusing license plate today...
Crayon_Lover
04/22/18 6:43:15 PM
#4
orqQgy3
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSelfie Topic because there isn't one.
Crayon_Lover
04/22/18 6:09:44 PM
#12
HdYASOo
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicHypothetical: you walk in on your gay son sleeping with his boyfriend
Crayon_Lover
04/22/18 3:54:56 PM
#19
Tadamoto44 posted...
If I said how I would react, I'd get banned again.

I mean you've made out with a guy before so...
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
Topicwhoa... swedish DJ Avicii just died.
Crayon_Lover
04/20/18 1:57:53 PM
#14
:(
This was my favorite song by him. RIP


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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicWant to see what $9,000 looks like?
Crayon_Lover
04/17/18 1:34:55 AM
#3
Those shoes
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicVice: The Rise of the Crisis Actor Conspiracy Movement
Crayon_Lover
04/16/18 6:21:33 PM
#20
God damn, those people are fucking insane
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicRate this white woman
Crayon_Lover
04/15/18 10:46:34 PM
#9
Antisocial behavior? lol
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicHow many men would a woman hav to had slept with in order for u to NOT date her?
Crayon_Lover
04/13/18 10:10:53 PM
#63
Orthopox12 posted...
DavidWong posted...
Orthopox12 posted...
Any amount is fine as long as she us clean and if Im just sleeping with the girl. But to marry and call my wife def under 5.


Hope you meet your future wife before you turn, like, 22

Im 24 and my current gf of 3 years who I met when I was 14 has only slept with one other guy. However I know this is a case of luck more than anything. What I stated was my ideal obviously life is often times not ideal.

You know for sure she's only been with one other guy? It's not like she'd tell you if she's had a couple one night stands
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSinclair attacks CNN....lmfao...
Crayon_Lover
04/10/18 7:38:13 PM
#9
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicRate: Lindsay Lohan
Crayon_Lover
04/09/18 10:08:10 PM
#10
Tadamoto40 posted...


Which version? 2004 Lindsay or 2018 Lindsay?

I'd like to hear both of these
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSo I made this girl quit her job today...
Crayon_Lover
03/27/18 5:32:34 PM
#5
You post this every few months
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicJust got a facial, it was pretty soothing
Crayon_Lover
03/27/18 3:26:08 PM
#10
semen
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicRemember when libs ruined Mass Effect
Crayon_Lover
03/27/18 11:41:06 AM
#16
Remember this?


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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSociety has a warped view of what a jerk is these days
Crayon_Lover
03/26/18 5:07:36 PM
#15
kg88222 posted...
Just google it. There are plenty of examples

I did this but couldn't find anything. I found a lot of examples with Jordan though
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSociety has a warped view of what a jerk is these days
Crayon_Lover
03/26/18 4:50:34 PM
#9
I'm just trying to figure out how LeBron is a jerk
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSome parents just rented Snakes on a Plane for their kids 6th birthday party...
Crayon_Lover
03/25/18 9:29:31 PM
#3

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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicI understand now how dating, relationships, and attraction works.
Crayon_Lover
03/25/18 9:01:25 PM
#87
Xenozoa425 posted...
Tadamoto39 posted...
Then explain tinder.

*insert bathroom selfies made with a potato camera*

"Hello, my name is Tadamoto. I'm on here looking for a nice young girl to be in a relationship with. I'm a really nice guy for several reasons. I have a retail job I've been at for over 10 years, and I'm still in the same position. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs. Only losers do those. I have no sexually transmitted diseases or infections, because I am a virgin. I am a good listener and will always treat you kindly and with respect. Message me back if you're interested".

*insert any social media apps/usernames besides the ones that 95% of people use*

Me: Hello.
Girl: Hiii
Me: How are you?
Girl: Im good hby
Me: I'm doing good. I just got done grocery shopping.
Girl: Ooh I need to do that lol im starving
Me: I got milk, bread, eggs, bacon, cheese, cereal, bananas, apples, yogurt, ham, turkey, mac & cheese, pizza, ice cream, potato chips, raviolis, grapes, fried chicken, french fries, burgers, biscuits, and corn.
Girl: lol ok that's nice
Me: And melons too.
Girl: ok cool
Me: By the way, how big are your boobs? I noticed they looked grapefruit sized, but I'm not sure. It's hard to tell with the angle on some pictures.
Me: Also I forgot to mention, I also got some grape fruits.
Me: And some oranges, orange juice, pineapple, key lime pie, pretzels, tortilla chips, sweet potatoes, nouthwash, toothpaste, dental floss, pancake mix, and lots of other things!
Me: Hello?
Me: Watchu doing?
Me: Are you there?
Me: Hello?


*makes a topic on CE*

"See guys, this is why I hate women. They are such arrogant bitches. I'm such a nice guy, but they won't even talk to me. They are so stuck up and shallow. Here's a picture of a girl that's overweight and unattractive. Help me make fun of her to make myself feel less alone and sociopathic."

Great post but you forgot to say that you don't like gay people quick enough
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicWhelp, my gf and I will probably be breaking up in a few years
Crayon_Lover
03/24/18 8:47:40 AM
#38
How long have you been dating?
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSomeone posted Tadamotos fail convo with a girl on r/cringepics lol
Crayon_Lover
03/19/18 8:55:56 PM
#131
@yanksmtm posted...
Honestly, this was one of the least cringewortht tadamoto convos. I really wish I saved the grocery list one

Maybe I should've posted these ones instead of the one that I posted on cringepics. These are gold

sjiBSxe
HGVloEm
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSomeone posted Tadamotos fail convo with a girl on r/cringepics lol
Crayon_Lover
03/19/18 5:39:51 PM
#31
Darmik posted...
Lol the guy who posted it there won't admit where it came from so people are calling it fake because they don't understand why the guy would post this publicly.

I mean no one directly asked where it was from
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicSomeone posted Tadamotos fail convo with a girl on r/cringepics lol
Crayon_Lover
03/19/18 5:34:35 PM
#24
I did it >_>
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicI asked a girl I was talking to how big her boobs were. She got mad.
Crayon_Lover
03/18/18 4:30:28 PM
#126
ShotOJameson posted...
I just really hope this is a gimmick and not a real person

The sad thing is that he's really not that bad looking. Just has the personality of a brick wall
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicI asked a girl I was talking to how big her boobs were. She got mad.
Crayon_Lover
03/17/18 12:17:45 AM
#15
I'm so glad I'm not terrible at talking to women
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicFinally decided to shave my hair. How do I look?
Crayon_Lover
03/16/18 11:04:31 PM
#99
>_>
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicFinally decided to shave my hair. How do I look?
Crayon_Lover
03/16/18 9:51:59 PM
#52
You look good with hair
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicAttention all american females!!!
Crayon_Lover
03/13/18 3:13:11 PM
#80
Wait, alcohol is bad? If it's so bad why did Jesus turn water into wine?
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicDARE brought back to local schools! Here's a cop-to-student talk on marijuana:
Crayon_Lover
03/12/18 12:28:01 AM
#10
Omnislasher posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
Stories like this make me scared to ever try any drugs

zAd7eD2


fake bullshit makes you scared?

that's fine, you're probably way too fucking stupid to benefit from a drug like LSD

>___>
You really thought I was being serious lol
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicDARE brought back to local schools! Here's a cop-to-student talk on marijuana:
Crayon_Lover
03/12/18 12:11:03 AM
#4
Stories like this make me scared to ever try any drugs

zAd7eD2
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicI can help you get laid. AMA.
Crayon_Lover
03/08/18 7:37:46 PM
#82
SomeonesAlt posted...
Lmao, I went to quote @0AbsoluteZero0 s post from last topic with TCs picture, but it's been deleted from imgur.

Didn't he say he was good looking? Why would he delete the picture then?
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicHow bad is a 27 and 18/19 age difference?
Crayon_Lover
03/08/18 2:41:47 PM
#4
Hookup, yes. Relationship, no. I'm 26 and the youngest I'd date would be 21
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicWomen like the AR-15.
Crayon_Lover
03/01/18 6:30:56 PM
#17
SomeonesAlt posted...
You know, you like making fun of these hipster looking people but from the picture you posted in your topic asking if you were cute, you bear a fair resemblance to them. Hipster beard, hipster glasses etc.

Just saying, glass stones and all.. There's nothing wrong with people who have that style, but you might want to pick a different group of people to insult than one you're a part of.

I'd say the TC looks worse than the guy in the OP
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicGF won't stop talking about her ex
Crayon_Lover
03/01/18 6:01:10 PM
#19
Twin3Turbo posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
CEvaluator posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
Hmm I'm trying to think of who I got you mixed up with.

My bad.

Nah, you were right. That was good old Gogg in the topic "I might have a date tonight..." on January 9th. He was going along for it for a while before crashing and burning and talking about how he wasn't "dateable" and needed to fix himself before getting into a relationship. Apparently he fixed himself, so congratulations!

Wait, so wtf is he lying then?


You said last week. January 9th was a while ago dude...

I didn't say last week. i said a few weeks ago.


Which is still not close to the beginning of January. I'm a busy guy.

It was about 7 weeks ago which, since you seem to want to be semantical, can indeed be deemd as "a few"

And either way, you knew exactly what I was referring to so why not just own up to it to begin with.

Know what, nevermind.

You're not that wrong, it was the middle of January according to a certain cite
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicCNN thinks a UK story is "news that hits home"
Crayon_Lover
03/01/18 1:50:02 PM
#6
lol
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicBeing an attractive male owns.
Crayon_Lover
02/27/18 3:56:25 PM
#17
Pics of you TC
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicEverything is going to be okay.
Crayon_Lover
02/25/18 4:26:01 PM
#29
SomeonesAlt posted...
bulletproofvita posted...
Reis posted...
oq l s s

How did you.....

boxd
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicEverything is going to be okay.
Crayon_Lover
02/25/18 4:20:09 PM
#25
SomeonesAlt posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I think I'm going to propose to her at a rave, when I do.

Haven't you literally known this girl less than two weeks?

Yeah but she's baeeeeee
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
Topicpick up artist pro tip #3: use ''together'' type words when talking with girls
Crayon_Lover
02/24/18 10:01:08 PM
#8
This is all the advice someone should ever need.
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."
Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."
Three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"
Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicWoW! Look At Chloe Bennet shake her HUGE ASS ASS
Crayon_Lover
02/23/18 8:58:37 PM
#29
TQ1Wj79
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicHow much do you like Carly Rae Jepsen?
Crayon_Lover
02/23/18 7:20:01 PM
#13
QueenCarly posted...
EMOTION is the G.O.A.T. pop album.

I personally like Side B better
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
TopicHey guys. Just wanted to say that I'm giving up on trying to get a girl.
Crayon_Lover
02/22/18 9:15:18 AM
#129
How many friends IRL do you have?
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Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread
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