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Topic | Did you think the seinfeld series finale was bad? |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 1:04:27 PM #11 | eh. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | finally bought new pants so i don't have to wear the same ones every day |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 12:48:06 PM #25 | The_tall_midget posted... Posting to give you the attention you need. OR the attention YOU need, hmmmm? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | finally bought new pants so i don't have to wear the same ones every day |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 12:07:15 PM #23 | rogerskg1979 posted... Jen0125 posted...i have more than one but they're either too small because they're really old If anything they get bigger because your fat ass is stretching them. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | This final send off picture from toys r us will break your heart |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 11:59:26 AM #8 | CwebbMichSac4 posted... darcandkharg31 posted...lol, what a girass. giraffe+ass = girass Dammit man! I believed in you! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | This final send off picture from toys r us will break your heart |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 11:37:22 AM #2 | lol, what a girass. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | I got some mad pressure behind my eye |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 10:47:05 AM #2 | it's a tumor, rip --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | My left eye has been twitching for over a month |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 10:35:34 AM #9 | You guys probably smelled the flavored markers as a child too much and now it's coming back to haunt you. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | finally bought new pants so i don't have to wear the same ones every day |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 10:34:20 AM #18 | I once read an idea of someone who when found a piece of cloth they like and fit well they bought multiple copies so when they first one wears out they have back ups, seems like a smart idea unless you get bored of clothes quickly or something. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Are you patriotic? |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 10:31:42 AM #4 | Not really, if like someone came up all in m face saying "Canadians are trash" I'd obviously take offense but I aint jumping the gun to fight in whatever war/peace keeping mission we happen to be in. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | finally bought new pants so i don't have to wear the same ones every day |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 10:29:33 AM #16 | Jen0125 posted...
It's like why every guy has there stay at home shorts but rarely wears em. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Saudi Arabian woman makes rap video about being allowed to drive |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 10:28:20 AM #3 | I'm joking obvs, nice little beat and she's hot, of course they had to add the little driving malfunction at the end lulz --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | finally bought new pants so i don't have to wear the same ones every day |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 2:26:18 AM #5 | or was, congrats on not being hobo anymore! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | finally bought new pants so i don't have to wear the same ones every day |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 2:25:55 AM #4 | you hobo --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | McDonalds |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 2:17:25 AM #19 | They got rid of their Orange drink, booooooo!!!! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | so much for the Nes classic being well stocked this time |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 2:06:07 AM #30 | Zikten posted... I am in Anchorage. it's the largest town in the state. but it's still not as big as most major cities in other states. it's like maybe a medium size city. even seattle is bigger And there's Canada with like barely 15 cities bigger than that population wise lulz --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | This 29 y/o Man Murdered his PARENTS because they CUT him from their WILL!!! |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 1:59:10 AM #2 | I got a quick glimpse at my dads will once, I don't think I get anything, it pretty much all goes to my step-mom. I aint mad though, they worked hard to get what they have and they deserve it. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | A Asian person born in Africa moves to the USA and get's citizenship |
darcandkharg31 06/30/18 1:46:44 AM #14 | ParanoidObsessive posted... Don't even have to put the Asian into the equation: South-African-American apparently .Fam_Fam posted... the definition of African American in the US requires that you are descending from a black racial group. so no. Crazy fishy071 posted... How about Asian-African-American? What if he's like half Russian? Asian-Russian-African-American? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | My left eye has been twitching for over a month |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 11:52:21 PM #3 | Sounds like a tumor, and possibly aids, rip. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Have you ever bought a pet from the pet store? |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 8:08:28 PM #12 | dragon504 posted...
Reminded me of the time I was sitting on the couch watching tv and I saw something move out of the corner of my eye, I looked and there was a fucking Weasel standing in the kitchen staring at me, I was like "wtf?" and it bolted. Turned out there was a loose panel in one of the room closets that he got through, looked nice though, all white during the winter. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Ordered a McDonalds hamburger... it came with THREE patties |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 7:20:29 PM #20 | Smiffwilm posted... 3x the patties means 3x the places to spit in! Depending on your fetishes that could make it more desirable! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Have you ever bought a pet from the pet store? |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 7:10:06 PM #1 | Hmmm? - Results (18 votes)
Yes
50% (9 votes)
9
No
44.44% (8 votes)
8
Maybe so
5.56% (1 vote)
1
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Topic | so much for the Nes classic being well stocked this time |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 6:50:34 PM #21 | <Complains about item being sold out. <Is broke and can't afford it anyways. <Meme arrows. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Ordered a McDonalds hamburger... it came with THREE patties |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 5:37:22 PM #17 | Lokarin posted... Nah, I don't get cheese I had you tagged as cheese hater for the longest time now, you filthy animal. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | A Asian person born in Africa moves to the USA and get's citizenship |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 2:34:49 PM #6 | JoeDangIt posted... How is he Asian if he wasn't born in Asia? Wait, African-American of Asian descent, or something --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | A Asian person born in Africa moves to the USA and get's citizenship |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 2:34:09 PM #5 | JoeDangIt posted... How is he Asian if he wasn't born in Asia? ..... dammit! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | A Asian person born in Africa moves to the USA and get's citizenship |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 2:23:40 PM #3 | Mead posted... Who cares --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | A Asian person born in Africa moves to the USA and get's citizenship |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 2:16:22 PM #1 | Is he African-American? - Results (15 votes)
Yes
86.67% (13 votes)
13
No
13.33% (2 votes)
2
Maybe so
0% (0 votes)
0
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Topic | oh man look at what I found |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 2:07:32 PM #3 | likehelly posted... oh man look at what I found nah --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | i don't understand why I can turn off the passenger airbag in my truck |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 11:45:00 AM #4 | Front seat baby? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Who remembers this? |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 12:21:45 AM #2 | Never seen it before but I enjoyed it. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Tim Allen: The Game |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 12:21:26 AM #3 | who the fuck takes their time to make these kinds of thingz lmao. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Somebody gave me a bandana. What do I do with it? |
darcandkharg31 06/29/18 12:05:35 AM #3 | Join a gang --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | i prefer restaurant style salsa than that thick chunky shit |
darcandkharg31 06/28/18 8:27:04 PM #6 | I prefer salsa over thick chunky shit as well --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | I made a grasshopper, are you jelly |
darcandkharg31 06/28/18 7:52:35 PM #10 | Looks like snot with two little poops on top. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | How do you know if you're a chubby chaser? |
darcandkharg31 06/28/18 7:51:54 PM #10 | You can't be a chubby chaser if you're chubby yourself, you're just a fat person trying to get with another fat person. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | What websites did you use to visit frequently but don't anymore? |
darcandkharg31 06/27/18 2:20:17 PM #12 | Funnyjunk, kinda turned into a circle jerk of depression memes, Trump/Politic stuff, and other shit like liking futas and whatnot. SilentSeph posted... newgrounds I actually was just playing a few games on there a couple weeks ago for a few days since I was bored of my games I had, though before that it was kinda years before I went on there other than the odd dip in and dip out. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | your child says he's trans. he wants hormones and surgery, ok? |
darcandkharg31 06/27/18 12:39:52 AM #4 | Shit on his bed. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | i'm taking Ernie kayaking on my birthday on saturday |
darcandkharg31 06/27/18 12:21:07 AM #6 | Jen0125 posted... doggie life vest tch, what a puss, sink or swim baby, sink or swim. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | I'm an illegal immigrant. Are you gonna deport ME, American? HUH? |
darcandkharg31 06/26/18 6:21:55 PM #3 | I'd deport your ass so fast your great grandkids will be sitting in cages. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | You're going to die...choose your fate. |
darcandkharg31 06/26/18 4:19:38 PM #2 | Firing squad, almost as painless as crushed by boulder, well if they shoot me right. Death by Snu Snu almost seems tempting till you realize your hips are being crush repeatedly until you die. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | 8 calories and 1.3g of sugar in the new Fanta. is it still bad for you? |
darcandkharg31 06/26/18 1:56:40 PM #3 | diabeetus --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | How big is your banana? |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 9:57:35 PM #4 | I expected penis', I am dissapointed --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Why does my phone randomly stop beeping me notifications? |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 8:49:59 PM #2 | Doesn't want your keto ass cheeseless hands touching it. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | For the second time in my life I am sunburnt. |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 7:05:05 PM #5 | For some reason this topic reminded me of that old humpty dumpty 50's(60's,70's?) cartoon where he builds a wall to the sun because he sees it as gold and smashes it and then the sun shoots lighting or some shit at him and Humpty falls down and cracks. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Will you guys miss mipond? |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 6:54:02 PM #2 | It's been so long that I basically forgot anything I might have even known about said user, so I guess not? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Reptar the pupper lost his balls today :( |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 6:47:45 PM #9 | yutterh posted... prop die hat they want with their animals. People do what? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Reptar the pupper lost his balls today :( |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 5:25:07 PM #2 | I hope he finds them, though it might be kinda hard to with that cone on his head. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Hungry, nothing to cook, and my mom doesn't want me to go out atm |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 2:13:41 PM #24 | helIy posted... don't sit there and tell me you never wanted to just go get a burger instead of making something Sure but she said she had nothing to cook to live, she had lots to cook and eat. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | Hungry, nothing to cook, and my mom doesn't want me to go out atm |
darcandkharg31 06/25/18 12:37:27 PM #7 | LittleRoyal posted... Well I have some macaroni but Im not hungry for it, theres pizzas but thats not healthy enough, some eggs I may use, saffron, green onion, I obviously have rice and noodles, and I have seaweed somewhere I think, beef and chicken broth, carrots, tomatoes, leftover duck from last night, spinach, cauliflower...thats basically it So basically you have a lot to eat but you're being picky --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
Topic | What do you do for a living? |
darcandkharg31 06/24/18 11:20:10 PM #13 | Just got hired being a banquet cook this month, it's decent tho I dun never cooked before(aside from home). --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
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