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TopicWhat are some good businesses to sue?
mortimerjames
11/08/17 7:36:13 PM
#1
Like a company that would never take it to trial and just pay up.

Asking for a friend
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Tell me the story about how people used to believe in the Bible - Future kid to their grandparents
TopicWomen now rule the modern world
mortimerjames
11/08/17 3:30:06 PM
#14
and people said i was dumb for joining the MRA
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Topicis thelovefist ROD
mortimerjames
11/08/17 3:12:31 PM
#3
i heard tc was ROD
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Topichella racist
mortimerjames
11/08/17 3:04:52 PM
#8
she is not cute enough to be doing that
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 3:00:59 PM
#17
Scaramanga posted...
How many virgins have you tainted?

you mean liberated? 9
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:48:05 PM
#14
3 years if mods aren't fools
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:44:26 PM
#12
she was 13

i was 12

thank you very much
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:41:25 PM
#9
oh yeah pieces are banging together alright
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TopicSuicide Squad had an Easter egg in Spiderman: Homecoming
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:37:35 PM
#8
oh wow hilarious
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:33:36 PM
#6
GODTIER posted...
Do you use a weapon or just fists?

when you're older you will found out that banging is used to often mean have sex with
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:32:20 PM
#5
pedophiles are nothing to brag about
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TopicI been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames
11/08/17 2:30:55 PM
#1
when I went to my first party, wasn't the birthday girl but no adults present
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TopicHow many times have you said 'wow *insert famous person* likes that? gotta buy'?
mortimerjames
11/07/17 8:49:01 PM
#3
Not even Kim Kardashian?!
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TopicHow many times have you said 'wow *insert famous person* likes that? gotta buy'?
mortimerjames
11/07/17 8:44:18 PM
#1
tell the truth
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TopicI've been banging my supervisors wife how should I break it to him
mortimerjames
11/07/17 3:02:28 AM
#13
TheCurseX2 posted...
"My wife now."

"I'm the husband now"
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TopicI've been banging my supervisors wife how should I break it to him
mortimerjames
11/07/17 2:13:59 AM
#7
You think I'm scared of that doofus, I'd kick his ass if he ever tried something.
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TopicI've been banging my supervisors wife how should I break it to him
mortimerjames
11/07/17 2:06:43 AM
#1
I'm thinking of giving my two weeks notice and then on the last day give him her panties and be like"have a nice life".

Is that the best way
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TopicWait that's the Beckham/Pitt kid?
mortimerjames
11/07/17 2:03:19 AM
#1
That's Pittkham? Picture baby Jesus, with better abs.
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TopicWhy are white people stereotyped for not knowing how to cook?
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:53:29 AM
#7
because white used to be synonymous with brits and the brits have been said to have terrible food
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TopicEx-Mormon guy secretly films rituals for years, goes out with a bang (DELICIOUS)
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:33:57 AM
#32
this would be funny if religion hasn't been so obviously fake for decades now

its like smoking now, most people know its fake but they like it
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Topiclmao at this whole "Trump dumps box of food into koi pond" story
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:31:43 AM
#20
also people defending CNN are forced to act like CNN has been Jesus since it started

they've never been perfect

its definitely not as fake as trump says it is though
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TopicSo, serious question:what do people actually think will happen if guns are taken
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:28:48 AM
#12
You guys act like they have to come and take your guns if they make them illegal. Its like making certain tint-levels illegal. Cops aren't gonna go house to house and look if your tint is legal, but when they see you then you're getting a ticket. So if you're seen with a gun then you'll probably be going to jail.
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Topiclmao at this whole "Trump dumps box of food into koi pond" story
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:19:37 AM
#17
i think this is one of those non-stories that no one but the alt-left/right would care about

this proves all news is fake and the msm is out to get trump for the right

and it proves trump is an evil food dumping lunatic who hates animals for the left
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Topiclmao at this whole "Trump dumps box of food into koi pond" story
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:11:06 AM
#12
Vertania posted...
mortimerjames posted...
so?

It's just laughably stupid. Like, why hack up a video to make it look like he's being disrespectful?

but in the article they say he did it second

so this is really an example of how dumb the average person is since they don't even read the story and listen to whoever tells them how to feel
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Topiclmao at this whole "Trump dumps box of food into koi pond" story
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:04:12 AM
#2
so?
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Topic20 billion dollars but whales can now fly and sometimes hunger for human flesh
mortimerjames
11/06/17 10:00:42 AM
#1
so every now and then a blue whale will come out to look for human jerky
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TopicIs it time we banned body armor, given this latest shooting?
mortimerjames
11/06/17 9:30:46 AM
#1
Since we all know guns had nothing to do with it
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TopicRate Demetria Obilor (THICC)
mortimerjames
11/06/17 9:27:30 AM
#18
SLUT/10

Ahh!!!
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TopicIt's my birthday y'all, let's all sing! me happy birthday
mortimerjames
11/06/17 9:24:11 AM
#4
Cocytus posted...
the creature thus be born!

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TopicIt's my birthday y'all, let's all sing! me happy birthday
mortimerjames
11/06/17 9:21:21 AM
#1
Deep within the womb of time a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with the egg of tyranny

And blow the magic horn!

The creature thus be borrrrnnnnn
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TopicCan atheist murder victims go to heaven?
mortimerjames
11/05/17 4:24:30 PM
#7
only if they begged for god to save them while they were dying
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TopicWhy do regressives shut down when asked hard questions?
mortimerjames
11/05/17 4:17:27 PM
#95
Asking why no one in the media called Trump racist until he ran is like asking why no one called Sterling until that recording.

Everyone basically knew he was racist but you can't just take down rich white guys with word of mouth/reputation.
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TopicWhite girl gets knocked out by a police officer
mortimerjames
11/05/17 12:51:42 PM
#27
why didn't they handcuff her? dirty cops just wanted to COP a feel
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Topic17 billion dollars but spiders now love you
mortimerjames
11/05/17 5:14:56 AM
#16
of course it will bite others they're normal spiders but just not towards you
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TopicI think I have Jan Quadrant..... Vincent Fever over here
mortimerjames
11/05/17 5:11:12 AM
#1
Yeah! I did it
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TopicCrystal Westbrooks is under-appreciated
mortimerjames
11/05/17 4:49:38 AM
#4
she does kinda look like russell westbrook, is that his sister?
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Topic17 billion dollars but spiders now love you
mortimerjames
11/05/17 4:41:18 AM
#3
theres a chance you'll wake up every morning covered in spiders
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Topic17 billion dollars but spiders now love you
mortimerjames
11/05/17 4:39:16 AM
#1
Any time a spider is within 10 feet of you it will instantly come for you just to be near you. It won't bite you but it will crawl on your arm or face or wherever.
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TopicThe best part of waking up, is _____ in your _____
mortimerjames
11/04/17 2:02:05 PM
#75
pussy/face
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TopicI believe Hillary wears a wig
mortimerjames
11/04/17 11:32:03 AM
#4
Ouned posted...
I believe Trump wears a wig.

Sorry liberal Trump WON
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TopicI believe Hillary wears a wig
mortimerjames
11/04/17 11:24:04 AM
#1
And how pathetic is that? So insecure to show your aging? LMAO
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TopicSTEM jobs aren't as plentiful as they are portrayed
mortimerjames
11/04/17 10:34:44 AM
#4
wheres your science god now liberals?
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TopicBest scientifically validated IQ test on the internet.
mortimerjames
11/04/17 10:18:03 AM
#22
Wow 201, I've been lowballing myself all these years.
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TopicAl Gore: "Do as I say, not as I do."
mortimerjames
11/04/17 9:44:25 AM
#70
Hillary. She wants to sell our breathing rights to big pharma.
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TopicBattle between a wolf and a moose capture on camera.
mortimerjames
11/04/17 8:34:24 AM
#2
wolf attacking a moose by itself? balls
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Topiclol Garfield dabs now
mortimerjames
11/04/17 7:49:51 AM
#3
What about Gazorpazorpfield?
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TopicMisty really is a huge bitch
mortimerjames
11/04/17 6:50:12 AM
#8
she didn't look 10 in the comic I was reading about her yesterday
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TopicMisty really is a huge bitch
mortimerjames
11/04/17 6:45:38 AM
#5
never gave it up to ash either
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