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TopicBig butts in yoga pants
joe_stalin518
02/18/18 9:36:16 AM
#2
Your topics deliver
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TopicWhat's so bad about florida
joe_stalin518
02/17/18 5:18:45 PM
#8
Probably people that live in NY or CA and get fucked on taxes, I wish I was in Florida
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TopicSomeone suggest things to do in Vermont
joe_stalin518
01/29/18 9:52:18 PM
#4
Get fudge and maple Candy's
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TopicOld guys who dump their wives for young girls
joe_stalin518
01/29/18 9:20:29 PM
#16
Men get bored with the same woman over the years and try to find that "honeymoon phase" love life in a younger firmer woman . What's so hard to to figure out
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TopicSelf-professed 'hardcore weeb' chooses NEET life, regrets nothing
joe_stalin518
01/28/18 9:43:24 PM
#44
Offworlder1 posted...
Its more the NEET is a leech that wastes money from tax payers who actually keep the world going. NEETs are parasites giving back nothing to society, Andrew Ryan was right about that shit.

Just think of it this way dude , we have are shit together and strive for goals/have accomplishments . Neets are on life support waiting to die and will never know what pussy taste like or the gratification of closing on a house or driving a car/truck/motorcycle. All they know is how to bring on heart disease and never knowing when their host (mommy and daddy) will die and their perfect neet world's coming to an end
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TopicWas the 'Who Shot Mr Burns' shooter identity a disappointment? *spoilers*
joe_stalin518
01/28/18 7:42:24 PM
#26
Bryfang posted...
Darmik posted...
boxington posted...
I liked how later in the show, Maggie and Mr. Burns looked at each other, and she made a shooting gesture at him


I remember Maggie shot away a bunch of gangsters or something too?

Bad_Mojo posted...
It seemed like everyone knew before the episode aired. At least in my group of friends at school, we figured out who it was


I think most people thought it was Smithers. They ran a competition and barely anyone chose Maggie IIRC.

One of the alternate reveals was Smithers.

The punchline was Mr. Burns saying, And for trying to kill me, Im giving you a 25% salary cut. With Smithers moaning in disgust.

No idea where I saw that at but it was pre-internet so maybe they did a behind the scenes special at some point.

That was the behind the scenes episode with Troy McClure
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TopicWhat are some "essential viewing" films
joe_stalin518
01/28/18 11:24:30 AM
#54
It's probably not on Netflix or Hulu but taxi driver, seriously go get it,watch it
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TopicWho would you vote for? Trump vs Oprah
joe_stalin518
01/27/18 6:44:15 PM
#34
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Please dont engage with fender. I have him on ignore for a reason and so should everyone else.

@joe_stalin518
@K181

Why'd you summon me bro ?
Edit * sorry I forgot I partook in this topic
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TopicWho would you vote for? Trump vs Oprah
joe_stalin518
01/26/18 2:41:54 PM
#10
fenderbender321 posted...
We've never had a female president or a black president. You have to wonder if America is ready for both at the same time.

2008-2016 never happened? We went straight from bush to trump ?
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TopicI have tendinitis
joe_stalin518
01/23/18 10:07:58 AM
#4
Join the club son
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TopicTrump ad: Dems 'complicit in every murder committed by illegal immigrants'
joe_stalin518
01/20/18 7:37:55 PM
#34
J E S U S posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
Hexenherz posted...
deupd_u posted...
And you're implying he's...wrong?

It's an entirely meaningless sentiment. There's zero correlation between crime rate and illegal immigrants.

Uhh...

Every single one of them has committed a crime

You know your a fuck up when Jesus calls you out for it
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TopicSo basically making a resume when you have little experience or achievements
joe_stalin518
01/20/18 1:13:10 AM
#5
Just put down you have experience in being arrested for possession, it's what their looking for.
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TopicWhat pokemon series should my 5 year old watch?
joe_stalin518
01/19/18 10:11:46 AM
#4
Of course from episode 1 , then just keep going
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TopicHave you ever just fucking got in your car and drove to another state?
joe_stalin518
01/16/18 3:04:09 PM
#8
I do it all the time bro the spirit of adventure is great .I'm from the Albany area so I'm close(2 hours drive) to 5 states Vermont and mass are like a hour Max . I drove to new Jersey last year just because I wanted to see what the state was really like its pretty nice in north NJ also went to white castle for the first time. They got cheap cigarettes in NJ/NH also compared to NY. connecticut is really nice too . Been to Virginia once and was blown away by how beautiful it is
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TopicThis 18 y/o Alabama Kid was caught MOLESTING a 20 y/o Female HORSE!!
joe_stalin518
01/16/18 2:09:54 AM
#37

It's Alabama man
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TopicThe worst video game of all-time
joe_stalin518
01/15/18 10:08:42 AM
#45
I voted superman 64 since its the only one on the list I played but I'm disappointed you don't have shaq fu for snes on the list. Now that's a shitty game
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TopicJust swerved through about 5 cars to hit 110 on the freeway
joe_stalin518
01/14/18 8:30:02 PM
#10
We have 2 assholes in upstate new York who race their Lamborghini and Ferrari up I87 like that seriously you can be going 75 and they just zoom by like rockets
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TopicThings edgebeards hate
joe_stalin518
01/14/18 11:55:14 AM
#13
Women especially fat women even though it's their only chance and the label them all as sluts
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TopicThe year is 1999. You go to your local Kmart and get a pack of Pokemon cards
joe_stalin518
01/14/18 11:30:26 AM
#5
Hoe posted...
You open the pack up and reveal a holographic charizard card. Life is good.

Did you take the pack into the bathroom if you know what I mean?>_>
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TopicSTRAIGHT GUYS: Thicc college girl or Athletic MILF
joe_stalin518
01/14/18 11:23:43 AM
#11
Forlorn_Ass posted...
pieisthebest posted...
To those 2 guys who picked Athletic Milf:
Why?


Im 26 now and when you get older you dont want to deal with dumb college girls who think they know everything.

You are a sage young sir , also the milf probably will appreciate the good fucking
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TopicThings our kids/grandkids may not know/get to experience
joe_stalin518
01/14/18 10:58:51 AM
#31
BrownBearKing posted...
Letron_James posted...
Earth


Fire

Wind

Guerrilla Soldier posted...
Water

You forgot to say it with some
HEART
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Topic5000$ or going permanently to a fictional world of your choice
joe_stalin518
01/13/18 7:42:23 PM
#22
New world but only if I could bring my family, and one piece or Pokemon
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TopicWhich Nintendo female has the best booty to eat like groceries?
joe_stalin518
01/13/18 7:22:52 PM
#14
Zero suit samus has the best ass in video game history, and WTF is with all these eating ass topics ? you kiss your mom with those lips before you all wet the bed, show some respect.
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TopicOne Piece universe vs Naruto universe
joe_stalin518
01/13/18 7:18:20 PM
#9
Crocodile would just deplete any naruto character of water and leave them to die one by one
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TopicOne Piece universe vs Naruto universe
joe_stalin518
01/13/18 7:14:52 PM
#7
One piece rules and naruto's stool
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TopicPhrases that turn you on:
joe_stalin518
01/12/18 11:01:05 PM
#9
Oh...you touch my tra la la
Mmm...my ding ding dong
(Mmm!)
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TopicIf dick pics were allowed on CE would you post yours?
joe_stalin518
01/12/18 10:53:03 PM
#27
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Van_Dyke

Here's a dick pic for you all
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TopicWhat did people do all day before the internet
joe_stalin518
01/12/18 10:48:36 PM
#10
Go outside and play jailbreak / cops and robbers in cohoes NY . Rent super smash Bros 64 , egg things >_> make prank long distance calls also qvc. I got like 8 phone numbers blocked by them ,ahh the good old days and yes I know this is a complete idiot topic. But I'm 30 with a mortgage and joint problems let me have my moment
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TopicI've ALWAYS been pro weed legalization but honestly I'm getting sick of
joe_stalin518
01/12/18 10:18:23 AM
#15
goldenBoi45 posted...
Rexdragon125 posted...
Can't stand the stoner community, especially when all they can think and talk about is weed


This is so dumb when people say this. No "stoners" sit around and just talk about weed all day. Either you haven't really hung out with any stoners or your friends are like 15 and just started smoking

I used to work with a guy who would talk about it like it was the magic cure all of anything .he is insane though he also believes in flat earth
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TopicChris Cuomo says President Trump is a "shithole" on Live TV
joe_stalin518
01/11/18 10:26:18 PM
#19
And fuck Cuomo ,all of them. They are all A bunch of trashy mobsters
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TopicChris Cuomo says President Trump is a "shithole" on Live TV
joe_stalin518
01/11/18 10:20:22 PM
#17
Mr_MacPhisto posted...
w9qprka

Then maybe they shouldn't dox people or confirm lies like a bunch of morons
Maybe CNN is cnn's worst enemy
* and way to belittle the n-word ,I didn't know reporters were in shackles and taking across the ocean or sold as property .last I remember reporters let princess Diana die because they care more about "the scoop of the century"
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TopicWhen do you think GameStop will go out of business?
joe_stalin518
01/11/18 8:49:31 PM
#6
There's a lot of overhead to cut before a full shutdown,
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TopicBut her emails
joe_stalin518
01/11/18 7:25:30 PM
#15
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
7FUsj68


Gold

Whoever made this should be given a noble peace prize
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TopicITT: List things that are better than sex.
joe_stalin518
01/11/18 11:49:25 AM
#30
Cocaine
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TopicThere's a meteor that hit the ground near here. I wanna check it out.
joe_stalin518
01/11/18 11:29:27 AM
#7
Is this the beginning of earthbound?
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TopicIgnorant White Supremacist: USA is culturally closer to Russia than Mexico..
joe_stalin518
01/10/18 5:31:27 PM
#27
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
FratMilkyHolme posted...
All 3 of them are pretty close tbh.

Name a US state honoring Russian culture.

NY https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia,_New_York
What do I win?
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TopicKratom is amazing when you have the flu
joe_stalin518
01/10/18 12:44:58 AM
#17
Kratom is awesome, makes my hernia bearable
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TopicMy white gf isn't home yet
joe_stalin518
01/10/18 12:07:34 AM
#4
Do you also have a black girlfriend ?
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TopicThis Kentucky FAT Girl is Viciously Attacked because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND!
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 11:44:47 PM
#10
Keyboard warriors shitting on a big girl's parade . I'm not surprised. I always picture those types looking like that fat ass in the wheelchair from metalocalypse that tried to pirated their music and asked for a ransom but gets locked in the dungeon.
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Topicwtf is "problematic"
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 10:58:20 PM
#6
It's a word to describe a shitty car as in:
I just bought a Audi A4 and the damn thing is problematic, first the alternator ,then the timing chain now the fucking main computer ecu is fried , I'm never buying a Audi again
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Topic$3.25 for slice of pizza?
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 8:41:08 PM
#40
1.25 at my favorite/best place
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TopicSave that Pokemon Starter! Round 1.
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 8:35:07 PM
#7
Cyndaquil
*Litten
Pikachu
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Topicwhy do people hate Reagan?
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 8:05:42 PM
#6
Ever wonder where the (the trickle down economics) meme comes from? Reagan did it
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TopicIndia destroys $3 billion nuclear submarine by leaving the door open
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 6:46:54 PM
#7
Maybe they should stick with what they are good at like Microsoft call centers
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TopicTeacher arrested at school board meeting discussing superintendent's pay raise
joe_stalin518
01/09/18 10:36:36 AM
#4
Did he arrest her for not voting for the raise ?
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TopicLike him or not, Trump will very likely be the most unpopular president ever.
joe_stalin518
01/08/18 11:43:20 PM
#20
Phantom_Nook posted...
joe_stalin518 posted...
I don't think anyone is going to dethroned Nixon or Ford for that spot

at least Nixon is funny on Futurama.

And give it 20-30 years from now after Trump's done with office, retires and passes on . He'll be on some cartoon sitcom /adult swim show too . Hell even Ronald Reagan was on on animaniacs
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TopicLike him or not, Trump will very likely be the most unpopular president ever.
joe_stalin518
01/08/18 11:25:38 PM
#3
I don't think anyone is going to dethroned Nixon or Ford for that spot
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TopicDo you like this firm, plump ass?
joe_stalin518
01/08/18 10:35:58 PM
#33
Fuck I Could see one of those with my wife,you didn't deliver tc
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TopicSo, um, uh, when the fuck is FF7 remake coming out!?!?
joe_stalin518
01/08/18 10:23:20 PM
#59
VerisimiIitude posted...
thanosibe posted...
PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Wait.

People actually WANT the boring turn based combat and not actual good combat?

Lmfao jesus christ
Lmao. Imagine thinking "hey I can just button mash and put my brain on standby while I do this battle".

You could do this for 90% of the battles in the original though.

Even during-
Enemy's with high HP
Boss fights
Magic only creatures like flan
End game monster's
Last boss?
Final Fantasy 15 is just utter crap and unplayable
Final Fantasy needs to go back to turned based asap otherwise they can go to hell
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