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TopicYou have $500 to waste....would you ask a hot chick to smash for 500?
_Deuce_
02/13/18 2:28:17 PM
#5
Nope, put it towards a bill or something
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TopicPandora's skip limit is so dumb
_Deuce_
02/10/18 1:54:43 AM
#17
Get an AppleTV and download Pandora, they don't have any ads on there. Not sure if they've got a deal in place or something but I don't pay for Pandora and I haven't heard a single ad yet.
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TopicLondon Andrews, BBW model
_Deuce_
01/20/18 11:27:11 PM
#59
Nightmare_Luna posted...
vomit

Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
disgusting

Drasilor posted...
Gross

eggcorn posted...
thats not beautiful

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Topic"Dusk Till Dawn" by Zayn ft Sia is a pretty great pop song.
_Deuce_
01/05/18 12:58:58 PM
#2
I love it, great song
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TopicHOLY FUCK is it cold
_Deuce_
12/30/17 2:51:21 PM
#25
Just landed in Vermont, its 2 degrees. Fuck this.
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TopicAre you pretty much screwed the moment you get married?
_Deuce_
12/24/17 11:11:22 PM
#12
Ive got 4 friends who all got married within the last two years. All four have already or are close to cheating on their wives and two of them are already talking divorce.
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TopicGot all my Black Friday shopping done online.
_Deuce_
11/23/17 9:12:07 AM
#6
NewerMernardi posted...
_Deuce_ posted...
I live about a minute away from Best Buy and the crowds started around 2am last night.

That's weird because they don't open until 5pm today


I mean, I guess it's weird, getting in line that early.
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TopicGot all my Black Friday shopping done online.
_Deuce_
11/23/17 9:04:51 AM
#4
I live about a minute away from Best Buy and the crowds started around 2am last night.
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TopicMatt Damon's acting in "The Great Wall"... Good lord...
_Deuce_
11/23/17 9:03:52 AM
#8
My friend and I went to see it when it came out and the entire movie, I was trying to figure out the accent he was going for. We both just kept laughing at the sheer disrespect of it, knowing Damon was only in this film for the paycheck.
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TopicSomeone made an app that tells you if McDonald's ice cream machine is down
_Deuce_
11/10/17 9:57:34 AM
#4
Customer: "Hi I'd like an ice cream please"

Employee: "It's broken"

Customer: "But I've got an app saying it's up?"

Employee: "Well its not, your app is wrong."

*Drives to Chik fil a and orders an ice cream with no problems.*
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TopicA cute white boy with blonde hair brushes shoulders with you accidentally
_Deuce_
11/09/17 9:49:05 AM
#8
Yaridovich posted...
Don't touch me, idiot.

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TopicSamsung S8+ or LG V30? You decide
_Deuce_
11/06/17 1:23:03 AM
#11
The v20 is one of the best phones I've ever used. If I didn't already have a MacBook, iPad and apple watch, I would probably use LG for my personal phone.
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TopicHow the fuck does anyone get excited for Call of Duty anymore?
_Deuce_
11/02/17 12:06:14 AM
#14
Virus731 posted...
I'm still probably not going to buy it, but this is the first COD since Modern Warfare 2 that I've CONSIDERED buying.

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TopicWoman accuses Neil Degrasse Tyson of rape.
_Deuce_
10/30/17 12:21:28 PM
#1
TopicSTRANGER THINGS S2E1: is it me or did Hop pack on some chub?
_Deuce_
10/28/17 4:35:02 AM
#5
TheSexMachine posted...
Bulking up for Hellboy.
TopicIs Halo 2 on Legendary the hardest FPS game
_Deuce_
10/27/17 11:26:21 PM
#25
BlueBoy675 posted...
It's up there. WaW on Veteran comes to mind. Holy hell the grenade spam in that game


Jesus christ, I just had a panic attack thinking back to that shit.
TopicAnnnd they just released the iPhone XI
_Deuce_
10/27/17 4:10:07 AM
#3
XIS? Is that some lingo for the X+? Last I heard, the plus version of the X was dropping around January.
TopicAnyone manage to preorder the iPhone X?
_Deuce_
10/27/17 4:07:52 AM
#2
Work for AT&T so I was able to do mine thanks to some work connections. However, I work near the Apple store and they get their displays tomorrow so I'm gonna go check it out and then decide whether or not to keep my X.
TopicIs anyone else not able to watch Season 2 of Stranger Things?
_Deuce_
10/27/17 3:50:23 AM
#5
Yeah, it's up for me now. I am not going to sleep, tonight.
TopicIs anyone else not able to watch Season 2 of Stranger Things?
_Deuce_
10/27/17 3:18:06 AM
#1
It shows it's available but I cannot click on it, woe is me.
TopicStar Ocean: The Last Hope going to Steam and PS4.
_Deuce_
10/22/17 2:55:12 AM
#9
God, what I would give to play A Second Story again.
TopicUgh. Just had my favorite black porn star Honey Gold ruined for me.
_Deuce_
10/22/17 2:54:33 AM
#34
She's black? She looks asian.
TopicBREAKING: Leslie Jones Hacked, Nude Photos Leaked
_Deuce_
10/21/17 12:08:31 PM
#29
yemmy posted...
darkprince45 posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Ug1ybass posted...
Yeah I'm all good on that, thanks.
TopicThis Refusing to Stand for the Anthem is Getting out of Control Guys
_Deuce_
10/19/17 3:09:52 PM
#6
A youth football team pulled this at a nearby park and a bunch of the parents pulled their kids and the team had to forfeit. I nearly died laughing when I heard about it.
TopicI have to say, Gotham's Ra's al Ghul is better than Arrow's.
_Deuce_
10/13/17 2:38:47 AM
#6
Arrow is a guilty pleasure of mine. I love the show, but it is fucking terrible when it comes to story, characters and plot holes.
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Topicholy shit, I'm watching a Modern Family episode set at the Vegas shooter's hotel
_Deuce_
10/13/17 2:38:05 AM
#3
Deadpool_18 posted...
Its a very famous hotel...

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#TankforDarnold
TopicHaving casual sex with a girl who doesn't like cuddling or sleeping over...
_Deuce_
10/13/17 2:36:13 AM
#4
It's the best thing around. The girl I'm banging leaves before I can even ask her to.
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TopicYoutuber says she also was sexually harassed by a Hollywood mogul
_Deuce_
10/12/17 3:05:39 AM
#3
Lol, what's sad about this is that plenty of women who maybe heard a dirty joke or got asked out are going to come out and claim sexual harassment so as if to get attention and more buzz.
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#TankforDarnold
TopicWhen you ****ed grandpa, did he tell you that he loved you
_Deuce_
10/04/17 9:39:56 PM
#13
lol holy shit

I haven't heard this song in forever
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#TankforDarnold
TopicThis woman asks you to impregnate her. No questions asked. Do you do it?
_Deuce_
09/28/17 12:39:26 AM
#12
DontBugJeff posted...
Vagina is vagina, but fatherhood is an 18 year sentence.

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TopicGet paid $5,000 every 2 weeks for the rest of your life, but...
_Deuce_
09/26/17 2:20:17 PM
#15
Kyurem-BW posted...
accept

noone here knows my name and i dont post pics

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#TankforDarnold
Topic"Jim Carrey" has ascended to a higher plane
_Deuce_
09/24/17 2:12:01 AM
#27
The guys sitting beside him are so completely unsure of how to react. Like, they know he needs help but he's Jim Carrey so they just roll with it.
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#TankforDarnold
TopicJesus what did Katy Perry do to herself?
_Deuce_
09/20/17 11:42:13 PM
#45
She's trying anything and everything to stay relevant w/ Taylor Swift but unfortunately she's on the wrong side of 30 now and the media no longer cares like they used to. They gravitate to the young and granted, Swift is like 27 or 28 now so she won't be far behind but Perry used sex to sell her music, while Swift actually made solid music. So, once you get to that big 30, everything starts to go away.
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#TankforDarnold
TopicMan dressed up as Halloween Witch Mercy (Overwatch)
_Deuce_
11/29/16 12:31:00 AM
#70
StucklnMyPants posted...
If that's a man, then I'm probably gay.

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