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TopicMy sister dyed her hair to look like a tide pod
Oliver_Oliver
02/10/18 3:28:46 PM
#42
IdiotMachine posted...
Reminds me of My Little Pony.


EverDownward posted...
Oh, hey, Rainbow Dash

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TopicAmerican Dad hires STRIPPERS for his 12 YEAR OLD Son's BIRTHDAY!!!
Oliver_Oliver
01/18/18 10:45:54 PM
#27
rexcrk posted...
Yeah, that poor, poor kid

Gimme a break.


@rexcrk
^I AGREE.
The kid has two hot strippers at his birthday AND he is going to inherit MILLIONS of dollars as he gets older. Hell, he probably has a few thousand in allowance money, probably has every video game he wants (probably has the best gaming PC money can buy along with every console) and will most likely get a fancy sports car in a few years when he is old enough to drive. He currently lives in a mansion. Pretty damn certain he's going to be having a great life for the rest of his life. IF child services gets involved, they are going to throw this kid into foster care. As someone who spent some time in foster care I can strongly state that it SUCKS ASS!!!!! Lots of bullshit that would psychologically fuck up anyone. What I'm trying to say is: LEAVE THE KID ALONE and let him enjoy his two hot strippers in his millionaire home.
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Topicanon fucks sister because of fake missile alert
Oliver_Oliver
01/14/18 7:01:28 PM
#69
smoliske posted...
as immoral as it is, it actually happens every day people just don't talk about it...and given in that scenario you would have less than a half hour to live and zero chance at survival, that completely obliterates people's inhibitions


Well, it's a VERY popular subject in porn since there is a LOT of porn on mainstream porn sites made by mainstream porn studios where the plot revolves around a brother and sister getting it on. Given how popular it is for porn, it wouldn't surprise me if a few real life brothers and sisters have done something out there.

EDIT: Hey, I'm post # 69..... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA (blushes).
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Topicanon fucks sister because of fake missile alert
Oliver_Oliver
01/14/18 6:56:54 PM
#68
Zikten posted...
I saw a porn like this but it was with a tornado instead of a nuke

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TopicHawaii just got a missile alert
Oliver_Oliver
01/13/18 4:14:17 PM
#103
Thrillwell posted...
Hawaii!!!! Watch out for the giant wall of text above!!!! ahhhh!!!!


You consider a copy and pasted news article from the New York Times to be a wall of text? What was the last book you read? Curious George?
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TopicHawaii just got a missile alert
Oliver_Oliver
01/13/18 4:11:28 PM
#101
This is WEIRD news (this is an article from the NEW YORK TIMES):

Alert About Missile Bound for Hawaii Was Sent in Error, Officials Say

"An early-morning emergency alert mistakenly warning of an incoming ballistic missile attack was dispatched to cellphones across Hawaii early Saturday morning, setting off widespread panic in a state that was already extremely anxious because of escalating tensions between the United States and North Korea.

Officials recalled the alert about 40 minutes after it was issued in a scramble of confusion over why it happened. Outrage was immediately expressed by state officials and among people who live in what is normally a famously tranquil part of the Pacific.

Officials said the alert had resulted from human error and was not the work of hackers or a foreign government. At no time, officials said, was there any indication that a nuclear attack had been launched on the United States. The public must have confidence in our emergency alert system, the governor, David Y. Ige, said. I am working to get to the bottom of this so we can prevent an error of this type in the future.

The Federal Communications Commission announced Saturday afternoon it had begun a full investigation into the FALSE missile alert in Hawaii.

The alert went out at about 8:10 a.m., lighting up phones of people still in bed or up for an early surf. BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, it read.

People flocked to shelters, crowding highways in scenes of terror and helplessness. I was running through all the scenarios in my head, but there was nowhere to go, nowhere to pull over to, said Mike Staskow, a retired military captain.

At Konawaena High School on the Island of Hawaii, where a high school wrestling championship was taking place, school officials, more accustomed to responding to alerts of high surf or tsunamis, moved people to the center of the gym as they tried to figure out how to shelter someone from a nuclear missile.

Everyone cooperated, said Kellye Krug, the athletic director at the school. Once they were gathered, we let them use cellphones to reach loved ones. There were a couple kids who were emotional, the coaches were right there to console kids. After the retraction was issued, we gave kids time to reach out again.

Matt LoPresti, a state representative, told CNN that he and his family headed for a bathroom. I was sitting in the bathtub with my children, saying our prayers, he said.

Around the Koa Kea Hotel at Poipu Beach on the island of Kauai, guests looked quizzically around, wondering aloud if the alert was real. Many made their way to the main lobby, where they were invited by hotel staff to shelter in the basement parking garage among the vehicles. Very little information was provided, and the sense of urgency and panic rose.

Within several minutes, about 30 people were huddled in the garage, some making phone calls or scanning Twitter for details. Others gathered together near the edges of the garage, trying to make sense of the alert. At least one young guest was crying.

Word spread quickly after Representative Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii tweeted at 8:19 that the alert was a false alarm. The hotel staff, however, told guests not to leave the property until they got the all clear. Many decided on their own that it was safe to venture out once tweets began appearing from officials saying the alert was false.

In Washington, the White House said President Trump had been informed of the events. The president has been briefed on the state of Hawaiis emergency management exercise, said Lindsay Walters, a deputy press secretary. This was purely a state exercise.


Here is the rest of the article if you want to read more: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/13/us/hawaii-missile.html

Interesting read.... but I find the entire story to be weird. Some things don't make sense.
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TopicTrump says border wall is no longer necessary
Oliver_Oliver
01/04/18 8:13:06 PM
#83
KeeperOfShadows posted...
People actually thought he was going to have a physical wall built? I always figured that was just some stupid thing he liked to say to get a rise out of the public.


@KeeperOfShadows

Months ago they spent between $2.4 - $4 MILLION (not cents, not hundreds, not thousands, but MILLIONS) on wall prototypes.... it was going to be a real thing before reality hit that a full fledged wall would cost well over into the billions (about $22 billion..... something they can't spare).

SOURCE: http://www.businessinsider.com/eight-prototypes-trump-border-wall-finished-in-san-diego-mexico-politics-patrol-customs-budget-congress-2017-10

zzeennoolloo posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
So why did we spend all those millions of dollars on the prototypes?


SSSHHHHH.
QUIET.
They are trying to sweep that info under the rug and hope everyone forgets.
Don't say nothin!!!


oh....
yeah... gotta keep quiet about that $2.4 - $4 million spent on those wall prototypes (money that could have been spent on schools, the homeless, etc, etc) and hope everyone forgets about those.... especially when it's time for Trumps re-election a few years from now.
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TopicThis girl wants to do stuff with me but she's 17 and I'm 22
Oliver_Oliver
11/29/17 11:00:50 AM
#16
eston posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Not every state is 18. Hollywood really has put that misconception out there.

TC lives in Arizona where the age of consent is 18


If Arizona's age of consent is 18, then the TC either needs to RUN the other way or ignore her and wait till she turns 18 in August. Why? Because if he decides to ignore Arizona law, something like this will most likely happen:

eston posted...
I can see it now: TC caves in and has 15 minutes of disappointing sex with a teenager, then somehow pisses her off at some point during the next 9 months and ends up on the sex offender registry

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TopicNeoGAF Forums may be done for
Oliver_Oliver
10/22/17 1:59:02 PM
#166
scarletspeed7 posted...
I'm not talking about the humor.

I'm talking about the utterly atrocious delivery in this post. 5 periods in an ellipsis is atrocious. Anyone who thinks even parody posts need more than 3 consecutive punctuation marks is someone who has no worth in society. Also, every sentence being given its own line is a disturbing and disgusting usage of English. And, again, the content's delivery is just abysmal. This isn't Twitter.


@scarletspeed7
I DON'T understand ?!?!?!!!!!! Well, maybe.... I'm not sure.
What is this ELLIPSIS thing you speak of.........?!!!?!?!?
I hear it's a tasty thing.... taste just like chicken......... !!!....!........... (wait for it..... wait for it)........ !!!!!!!!!!!

RhctrvK
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TopicNeoGAF Forums may be done for
Oliver_Oliver
10/22/17 1:41:30 AM
#56
foolm0r0n posted...
WhiteLens posted...
Goddammit Corrik, look what you've got us into:

https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/921937329442484224

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk this


Oh my god......
SOMEONE PUT UP A WALL!!!!!
I want a wall put around Gamefaqs!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WALL!?!?!?
Keep the GAFers out..... send them back where they came from!!!!!
Someone get a van..... a really big van.....
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TopicNeoGAF Forums may be done for
Oliver_Oliver
10/22/17 1:38:56 AM
#54
GranzonEx posted...
pls stay away from gamefaqs

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