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God shit on Jesus
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HAhaha lolololol rofl
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I hate when gas station clerks act like you ruined their whole day because you interrupted their cigarette. Most people dont get to smoke at all when theyre on the clock. If I ran a gas station I wouldnt let my employees smoke on the clock.
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Oh and Malena Morgan. I dont find her super attractive, but holy cow, she is one lesbian porn star that KNOWS how to make love to a lady.
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Here lately Abigail Mac I guess.
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BUmp
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The X Dawg posted...

If I approach a woman, I am more likely to get accused of sexual harassment than finding someone to date.

Only if you approach her like an idiot. Which you might do at first, but you'll only get better and more comfortable every time. Plus I addressed this already:

The number one thing I want you to know: Don't be scared of being seen as a creep. You know what your intentions are. Sadly, some women will think you're a creep even if you approach her with the best intentions. That's a reflection on her poor judgement, not you. You'll find that many women are less judgmental than you think.

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80/80

Women on internet dating sites get dozens of messages from men every day. Most of them will never find a man on the internet that they think is actually good enough, because the more options she has, the more bored she becomes with each individual one. If you message a girl and don't get a response, it doesn't mean you did anything wrong. Women just have waaaayyyyy too many options on the internet and consequentially are waaaaayyyy pickier than they are in person.

However, that exact same woman would be much more likely to respond positively if a man approached her confidently in public. The whole Tinder culture and normalization of online dating has conditioned many of us men to think that striking up a conversation with a woman you've never met before is creepy. The reality: Women are frustrated at the lack of men who have the balls to approach them.

"But she's hasn't made eye contact with me once. It almost feels like she's AVOIDING eye contact with me! Surely if I talked to her I would be bothering her or maybe even make her feel uncomfortable."
Go talk to her anyway. Believe it or not, women exhibit this kind of behavior towards men they're attracted to. For several reasons.
1-Making the first move is the guy's job.
2-Women instinctively hide their attraction for fear of being seen as desperate/slutty/whatever.
3-Some women just want to make you work for it.
4-She might think you're the kind of guy who will come hit on her. (Well prove her right! hehe!) Women have a natural defense mechanism that makes them nervous about being approached by a guy, even if she likes him. Possibly even ESPECIALLY if she likes him. But if you are confident and exhibit calm body language (which requires you to be comfortable, which requires practice. You will fail at this at first, but you will only get better with each attempt), then you will put her at ease. You might end up getting her number, you might not. Either way, my point is you can ease her nervousness, and she will view your conversation as a pleasant experience, whether it turns out in your favor or not.
5-Some women are just shy.

The number one thing I want you to know: Don't be scared of being seen as a creep. You know what your intentions are. Sadly, some women will think you're a creep even if you approach her with the best intentions. That's a reflection on her poor judgement, not you. You'll find that many women are less judgmental than you think.

I stopped internet dating about two years ago. I've never been more confident and felt more appreciated by women than I do now. I like talking to gorgeous women I see in public now. I don't always even ask for her number, I just enjoy the experience of talking to a beautiful woman sometimes.

Now I'm going to repeat something I already mentioned 5 times in order to really drive it home:
Women are frustrated at the lack of men who have the balls to approach them
Women are frustrated at the lack of men who have the balls to approach them
Women are frustrated at the lack of men who have the balls to approach them
Women are frustrated at the lack of men who have the balls to approach them
Women are frustrated at the lack of men who have the balls to approach them

She WANTS you to go talk to her. So love yourself, know you're a great guy and worthy of her time, and go talk to her!
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My main account is probably warned more often than any other account that posts on CE, yet Im never listed in the warned/suspended topic. I just want to be noticed.
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First you have to have a link cable and a friend who wants to trade.
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Thankfully I dont normally work until later in the day so I usually dont have to fight this nonsense. Im talking about how the parking lot I was just trying to turn left into was inaccessible because the red light had people backed up down the whole highway. As a matter of fact, every left turn I made on the way there was nearly just as bad. I live in a college town but the population is lower than most college towns. I feel like the citys infrastructure is still unequipped for the small population that it does have.
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apolloooo posted...

They are both masterpieces in different way

Fuck. You're not making this easy.
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Just wondering because I need to decide which game I'm going to play first (BG 1&2 or DOS2). I don't want to play a game that feels underwhelming after completing a masterpiece.
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Well I bought DOS2. I found it for $14 but still haven't been sent a download link yet.

So is this game better than Baldur's Gate II?
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I shouldn't have laughed at the topic title but I did.
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QwelzaarKane posted...

Divinity: OS2 is the best I've seen in video-game form. There are 10 different skills and you can pick 2-3 to specialize in as well as putting some points into the others for utility if wanted. From what I've seen there aren't any wrong combinations. Right now my party consists of a rogue with summoning and necromancy abilities and a warrior with polymorph and geomancer abilities.

The combat system as a whole is one of the best I've seen in any game. It feels less like a carefully designed system and more like a set of mechanics you're encouraged to play around with. With my current set-up, I can have my warrior grow wings and fly to someone, turn them into a chicken, and knock them down for a turn so my rogue can flash-step behind them and set a status that makes them take bleeding damage for every step they take. And since they're a monkey-fighting chicken now, they're gonna spend their next turn running around and bleed out.

And that's just one way my specific set-up can take out an enemy. My rogue could also teleport someone into some fire, summon a demon out of that fire, then buff that demon with some warrior abilities.

Issa lot of fun.

That sounds fun as hell. I'm getting it when the price drops or whenever I can afford it.
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Ilishe posted...

Divinity Original Sin 2

No contest whatsoever.

You can learn any skill at any time, use any equipment you want, you can respect at will at no cost almost from the start.

I just checked out the two trailers for that game on Steam. That. Looks. AMAZING!!! Any reason I shouldn't start with the first game?
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nikko004 posted...

Path of Exile probably, though the inaccessibility of skill resets is a little limiting to the ability to experiement with builds.

Yeah I like that a lot of modern RPGs are starting to give you the ability to reset your stats and whatnot. Nothing like being stuck with a character throughout the whole game that is ALMOST perfect, except those stats you were experimenting with during the beginning of the game.
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ITT Appearance and aesthetics are less important than freedom to customize character stats and abilities and choices as to how your character will develop throughout the game.
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GhostOfTrayvon posted...

It's kinda cliche but I cook some good spaghetti. Add some refried beans and its a suprisingly good combination.

That looks like raw ground beef and brown gravy. What kind of noodles and sauce is that?
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Which means I'll only be allowed to spend about $40 with my next paycheck (biweekly) if I want to stay within my monthly budget. *Sigh* that Halloween costume did me in, CE.

The money I'm "allowed to spend" includes groceries, gas, recreation, etc.
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Some burrito/wrap thing that I make all the time.

I sautee mushrooms, onions, pimentos, pepperoncinis, and garlic in soy sauce until all the soy sauce is evaporated. Then I wrap all that up in a burrito shell with ground beef, spinach, shredded cheese, and yum yum sauce. Shit is fucking delicious.
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kislev posted...

What are you going yo do if she asks you about the bible and u have no idea

I've read the entire Bible, so...
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JustMyOpinion posted...

Not the quantity, the shots part.

Yeah shots are my preferred method of alcohol consumption for a couple of reasons. Firstly, I like to stay in shape and shots don't make you fat. Secondly, they can get you really drunk really fast, which I obviously enjoy since I'm the kind of person you might expect me to be as the TC of this topic.
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JustMyOpinion posted...

People casually do 4 shots after work?

Well today is actually my off day but 4 shots about every other day would still be considered moderation for men.
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Wow thanks guys I'm actually getting more support than I thought. I half expected some responses saying I'm pitiful for drinking at all because of how anti-alcohol some of the users are on here. The topic is still young though! Lol
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I'm going to limit myself to 4 shots. If I end up getting shitfaced again then I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that I'm not one of those people who can casually keep alcohol in his cabinet and be responsible with it. Right now I'm young and in excellent physical shape so it currently is doing me little harm but I definitely don't want this lifestyle to persist into older age. So here I am setting a concrete limit for myself on a message board with witnesses to keep myself accountable. CE, thanks for being a place where I feel like I can openly do this sort of thing. You guys are the best. ^_^
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I live in Alabama and I'm giving it a 3 just because the food is pretty good.
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I live in Alabama and all the pretty girls here are Christian conservatives. Most girls I've been interested in showed interest in me until they found out my political and religious views which ended up being a deal breaker.
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Now I understand why people say Origin is shit.
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I used to pride myself on how creepy I was and I wore it like a badge. Now it's like the harder I try to be creepy, the more socially acceptable people think I am. Earlier today I told a girl I wanted to wear her skin for a costume and she just laughed and told me I was funny. I told her I was serious and she just kept laughing. Is creepiness becoming socially acceptable? Is it the new norm? Am I no longer special? v_v
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

This topic is now about something.

Holy shit how did you do that?
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Deadpool_18 posted...

Sup

Nothing wbu.
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This is a topic about nothing.
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Prestoff posted...

Better conservative speaker than Milo, even though I disagree with the majority of the stuff he says and agree more with Milo.

I feel like the majority of the time when Ben is wrong about something, you don't get a chance to point it out because he talks so fast that by the time you have time to make a rebuttal, he's already moved on to a new subject two more times, thus making you look like an idiot for trying to point out something he said 2 paragraphs ago.
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Discuss.
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The fuck was I doing in a cave???
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CensorErik posted...

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CensorErik posted...

They love America so much it makes them weak in the knees.

Literally every NFL player could kick you're ass from the kneel-down position so....

I'm not sure why you're so hostile. It was a joke. I'm all for them kneeling. Re-lax.

I'm drunk and also text-only communication limits people's ability to perceive sarcasm.
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CensorErik posted...

They love America so much it makes them weak in the knees.

Literally every NFL player could kick you're ass from the kneel-down position so....
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and what America is SUPPOSED to stand for. But maybe they feel that this country just isn't America anymore, what with 50% of the population being indifferent and apathetic about the terrorist attack by white supremacists, and with the current president encouraging and pandering to the portion of the population that doesn't give a shit about the first line of the Declaration of Independence which states "All men are created equal." And since America has lost sight of its "true American values," maybe they don't feel that it's a country worth standing up for anymore. Maybe they perceive American values to be more about equality and standing up for what's right, and not so much about the symbolicism of the colors of red white and blue and the lyrics to a song that is almost 300 years old.
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FF_Redux posted...

should play his second game: The Witness. That game is crazy.

Is it really a good game? It always appeared to me that all of your interactions on that game had to do with those panels, with very little interactivity having to do with the actual beautiful environment of which you were surrounded.
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Oh and If you like puzzle games then you might enjoy Braid. The only puzzle game where I actually had to take breaks because my head was hurting from thinking.
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Baldur's Gate I guess.

It's got a pretty steep learning curve if you're not used to those types of RPGs. I've been playing for about a week and still much of the time have no clue what I'm doing in combat and sometimes even outside of combat.
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Ashamedly, it would have to be Star Wars episodes I and II. They were my first movies that I got on DVD when I got a PS2 and I would watch them over and over again.
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It's easily me.
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The game is literally impossible for you to beat now, even if you start over with a new character. You have you throw your copy in the garbage now, sorry.
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I generally tell girls that I'm a creep within my first 3 conversations after meeting them. Then they're usually cool with whatever creepy behavior comes after since they know what to expect. You have to have the right kind of personality to pull this kind of thing off, I suppose.
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Zikten posted...

Nobody will know the hour according to the Bible so any prediction is automatically wrong

But what if the Bible is wrong?
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Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale is the only beer I really like. It's officially fall time now so why wouldn't they be selling it?
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