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Yeah when my homeboy bailed on me I knew that what it would come down to. But its all good.
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Soooo...whats next? Does the buck stop here
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Well guys...it happened. No I didn't smash and never planned to but I went out with these two girls to Topgolf. Had a good time, even though I can't golf for shit lmao.
Lol what a roller coaster. I'm so used to girls not responding as our arranged outting approaches and I for sure thought it wouldn't happen. Strides were made tonight boys
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*Morgan Freeman narrative voice*
"And it was all a facade...the young man thought he had a chance at living life and outgoing anything he had ever done, but he soon realized that his luck would run out fast"

Might as well let this topic die now.
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Oh boy, tomorrow's the day, if they don't bail on me. I hate that I have a distinct interest in one of the girls over the other, hope that girl on the right doesn't mind if I spit game at the other one.
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CEmen, any tips?
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Either I'm gonna screw this up solo somehow or they will bail altogether also. No way this actually happens, not with my luck. Seems too good to be true.
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Homeboy bailed, so fuck it. No double date, just me, and the two roommate freshman girls (hopefully they dont decide to bring one of their guy friends)

Boy...if I play my cards right
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Its Valentine's Day and its the first time all my life (atleast in recent years) that I dont feel like crap lol
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DeroIin posted...

Lmao this is why two is always better than one. Just texted the girl on the right about going out with her and her roommate next week (yes, the one who wouldn't respond) and she responded almost instantly, seemed excited. Will see if it happens though...

Ok looking at this now on my bigger laptop, this is a really dark pic that doesn't do her justice at all lmao. I can see the mask face
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7NATOR posted...

where broly?

Who?
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Yeah this group double date or whatever is definitely looking like a thing. Also the girl who replied like 14 hours later(probably decided to respond at 2am just after I got done texting her roommate, as the night was pretty much over) we literally now have a snap streak going. So I guess I'm somewhat tolerable to her and her friend
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Tadamoto38 posted...

As a virgin, yes it matters to me a lot. I don't want STDs.

Lol ok
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School stuff, interview. The same stuff any single 21 year old would be doing
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Inb4mods
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I can deal with a bad texter/snapchatter, even if it's 14 hours later. Wouldn't be the first time I saw one
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I just need to get thru this week
Exams, interview, projects, gotta concentrate. I'm the meantime I'll just reflect on the weird sequence of events that happened in the last 30 hours lol
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Two girls and one guy dynamic is weird for an outing, might have to invite one of my homeboys to come with me, be my wingman. And I know that's "beta" according to CE but whatever
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Smashingpmkns posted...

DeroIin posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

You just asked two girls to go bowling with you? Lol this is not a good idea.

What else you you suggest?

Ask the girl who actually responded to you to go get a drink with you or something. As someone who's a part of a weekly bowling league, don't fucking bowl as a first date lol

She's 18 though lol. I'm 21 but that's a no go.
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I was but now I am sober
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Smashingpmkns posted...

You just asked two girls to go bowling with you? Lol this is not a good idea.

What else you you suggest?
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Holy shit I just now looked up Zeke the Plumber, terrifying as hell. Damn y'all ruthless
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TheDarkCircle posted...

DeroIin posted...

TheDarkCircle posted...

wait the girl on the right is the roommate of the girl on the left?

Yeah

ok either the girl on the right likes you, and the girl on the left knows that and is blowing u off because of it. Or the girl on the right is just trying to cover for her roommate so they don't come across as bitches but neither likes hanging out with u

good luck hope it works out

Lol hopefully the former
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Oh...NOW SHE responds, over 12 hours later lol
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TheDarkCircle posted...

wait the girl on the right is the roommate of the girl on the left?

Yeah
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TheDarkCircle posted...

is she the one with the halloween mask face?

TheDarkCircle posted...

oh yeah the one that look like Zeke the Plumber

Damn here we go again lol. She's hot af, idk what y'all see
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

Bowling isn't really good for a date, because your hands get dirty. She wouldn't want those fingers in places

Y'all assuming I'm tryna fuck right now? Lol
Plus soap and water bruh
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Lmao this is why two is always better than one. Just texted the girl on the right about going out with her and her roommate next week (yes, the one who wouldn't respond) and she responded almost instantly, seemed excited. Will see if it happens though...
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Pre brawl hype is the peak of my time in the internet, and I was like 10/11 at the time. I remember the delays for Brawl too. Supposed to come out December 3rd, 2007, then delayed until February (I'm pretty sure this was the same day Sonic was announced), then again until March
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Smh I should be bowling with this girl but here I am being a fool on Gfaqs
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Lorthremar posted...

that also happened to me tonight so don't feel bad, except she didn't even open the message asking if we were still on, even tho we had both agreed on bowling tonight

on an unrelated note this made me laugh

Itachi157 posted...

_MorningStar posted...

Please respond

Damn, on one hand glad someone can relate, but on the other hand, that sucks also.
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Man this shit is frustrating. There's probably no one as inept as me at dating/dealing with girls I swear
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fenderbender321 posted...

Invite her to your place. Not to bowling.

Lol that'd be too forward, wouldn't It? And my small dorm room isn't anything special, and she's been here as I mentioned for a pregame 2 weeks ago today. I really am interested on her, more than a friends with benefits or one night stand or whatever.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

DeroIin posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

DeroIin posted...

Hurt? From...what?

Yeah, I don't know wtf those dudes are talking about either. Why not hit her up again. She could of read it while busy and then forgot. I do it all the time

Idk double texting so soon comes across as kind of desperate and would screw up even the smallest chance I think I might have had. Even though one time she didn't respond to my text for 4 whole days so idk, I am just assuming she has seen it already considering she has been on Instagram since the text was sent

Lol, classic over thinking and anxiety. Literally thinks you'll lose a girl for texting her twice in a row. Some chicks want persistence to know you are really into them. 1 text and dead air might send the vibe that shes just an option and not a goal

I just texted her again, am not expecting pleasant results but I told her I was done ready and I mentioned top golf lol
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

Whose account is this? Roman Bellic?

Im black, not Roman
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

DeroIin posted...

Hurt? From...what?

Yeah, I don't know wtf those dudes are talking about either. Why not hit her up again. She could of read it while busy and then forgot. I do it all the time

Idk double texting so soon comes across as kind of desperate and would screw up even the smallest chance I think I might have had. Even though one time she didn't respond to my text for 4 whole days so idk, I am just assuming she has seen it already considering she has been on Instagram since the text was sent
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Hurt? From...what?
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I already posted about her in a topic before, prior to yall roasting the shit out of her appearance lol. I mean, I am surprised. We have been talking, she even came to my pregame once. When I mentioned that we should do something this week last week when I saw her, she said she would be down assuming she doesn't leave town for break. yet here I am, she is here on campus just as I am, and I get left on read.
I don't get it.
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

the virgin bowler vs the chad mini golfer

So you saying I should've asked to mini-golf? Shit
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>Gets left on read

Sometimes I wonder why I even try ugh
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I wouldn't celebrate per se, but you wouldn't see me shed even one tear also
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Straight fire
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Patty_Fleur posted...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeyMRMJBoeF/

I'm way better than him and no white girls hit me up.

Or so you think
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Man y'all got some godlike expectations
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Conflict posted...

How tall are you

5'7
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Bump
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Putting all of my marbles in one basket with this chick, damn.
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Offworlder1 posted...

You need to bang her and the other chick in the photo, nothing better then two women treating you like a king.

Good luck, I hope you get your rest and some ass.

I'll need that luck
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Turtlebread posted...

she kind of looks like michael myers in that picture

Well damn lmao
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LavarNeedsHelp posted...

If you ain't getting with the one on the right close this topic now.

I knew someone would say that lmao
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