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TopicGosh i still remember dat chick dat gave me a foot massage
Clutch
01/24/18 7:53:35 AM
#2
Weird. I know this cute as FUCK white girl who quit her job at a shoe store recently. She said some creepy kid with a speech impediment came in the store and wouldnt stop trying to look down her shirt while trying on shoes.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:44:50 PM
#46
voldothegr8 posted...
Clutch posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
This topic is racist as fuck


Oh lighten up.

Imagine replacing white with black and me telling you to "lighten up"

People would flip their shit.


No, youre correct about that. I just think its ok to joke about race as long as you arent trying to hurt anyone.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:42:06 PM
#45
Evolician posted...
Da best way to clean your butt is to swipe the bar of soap between your cheeks like a credit card


I like to clench and see how far I can shoot the bar.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:38:16 PM
#40
voldothegr8 posted...
This topic is racist as fuck


Oh lighten up.
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TopicRepublicans claim victory in shutdown fight
Clutch
01/22/18 6:27:39 PM
#33
Doom_Art posted...
Balrog0 posted...
correct

Wasn't CHIP being used as leverage by the GOP though?


Honestly, it depends on who you ask. Both sides were trying to use it without appearing to try to use it.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:24:59 PM
#26
dragnmaninferno posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
I used to use a loofah but those things get worn out quick. Now I just use the bar of soap.

They last at least 2 months and they cost less than 3 dollars. No excuse not to use it.


Sure, if youre raising a bacteria farm.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:21:05 PM
#19
hortanz posted...
Clutch posted...
Why do non-white people scrub the shit out of their bodies with a coarse wash cloth?


oh geez


If youre sensitive about the cleansing habits of people of certain races and cultures, you probably shouldnt have clicked on this topic.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:18:14 PM
#15
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
LMAO @ caucasians that don't even use a wash cloth or loofah

have fun being dirty


You realize that what you think is dirt is actually just skin youve scrubbed off?
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Clutch
01/22/18 6:13:55 PM
#9
Why do non-white people scrub the shit out of their bodies with a coarse wash cloth?
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TopicAngie Varona poops
Clutch
12/12/17 7:42:51 AM
#7
Pics of her poop, pls.
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TopicThoughts on hot as FUCK women who like to show skin during da cold days?
Clutch
12/11/17 10:51:52 AM
#5
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
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TopicI have to serve the MD Attorney General with my petition for Writ of Certiorari.
Clutch
12/11/17 10:46:42 AM
#7
Its fine. The actual professionals have things like an education, certifications, experience, an eight grade reading level, good hygiene, etc.
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TopicThoughts on hot as FUCK women who like to show skin during da cold days?
Clutch
12/11/17 10:42:56 AM
#2
Nice pics.
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Topicwhy is getting killed so easy
Clutch
12/11/17 10:42:33 AM
#16
Were just big bags of water.
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TopicThe Dark Phoenix has been revealed!
Clutch
12/07/17 11:15:03 AM
#4
Were_Wyrm posted...
Of course they cast a white person instead of an actual Phoenix.


Cultural appropriation has gone too far this time.
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TopicTrump VA slashes funding for program that helps homeless veterans obtain housing
Clutch
12/07/17 11:06:43 AM
#4
VA Secretary David Shulkin reportedly told those on the call that the money for the program would now go to VA hospitals for use as they see fit. The hospitals must show that they are working to deal with homelessness as part of their work, according to Politico.

That doesnt sound like any funding was slashed.
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TopicI'm watching Death Proof right now.
Clutch
11/27/17 11:04:58 PM
#34
Philoktetes posted...
death proof has half an hour of cool content and an hour of females blathering

it bottles my mind why people like Tarantino


And 20 minutes of foot fetishism.
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TopicI'm watching Death Proof right now.
Clutch
11/27/17 11:04:19 PM
#33
Darkninja42 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Clutch posted...
Kitt posted...
That, ending. What? So they just left Lee there? I think I legitimately dislike this movie and that breaks my heart because I love Tarantino as a director.


Dude, they took his car for a test ride. Youre not supposed to believe hes actually going to do anything to her. Calm down.

You do know that he is the rapist from Kill Bill, right? Plus they pretty much put the idea in his head when they left.

Buck? Or the dude that got his tongue bit off?


Heres a hint: he likes to fuck.
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TopicI'm watching Death Proof right now.
Clutch
11/27/17 11:03:24 PM
#32
NewerMernardi posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Clutch posted...
Kitt posted...
That, ending. What? So they just left Lee there? I think I legitimately dislike this movie and that breaks my heart because I love Tarantino as a director.


Dude, they took his car for a test ride. Youre not supposed to believe hes actually going to do anything to her. Calm down.

You do know that he is the rapist from Kill Bill, right? Plus they pretty much put the idea in his head when they left.

Woah really? I didn't notice that when I watched the first time.


Yes, and I also know its silly to think someone is going to try to rape a girl when they know her friends could be returning any minute. They implied that she was in porn, not that he could rape her.

Also, if this film goes to great lengths to show us one thing, its that these girls know how to take care of themselves.
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TopicI'm watching Death Proof right now.
Clutch
11/27/17 10:51:14 PM
#26
Kitt posted...
That, ending. What? So they just left Lee there? I think I legitimately dislike this movie and that breaks my heart because I love Tarantino as a director.


Dude, they took his car for a test ride. Youre not supposed to believe hes actually going to do anything to her. Calm down.
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TopicDougie Jones
Clutch
11/21/17 2:17:41 AM
#8
Thank you, Mr. Jackpots!
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TopicI don't why it bothers me, but when people think lesbians are taking it
Clutch
10/26/17 4:25:19 PM
#7
MachoManSavage posted...
Clutch posted...
Your step cousin seems cool.

Pics?


Lol she seems cool?

She 41 yet actually attractive. No pics.


Yeah, I think it would be hilarious to sit in a bar and listen to her explain why every guy who walks in is gay. And I assumed that someone who is that opinionated is probably good looking.
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TopicI don't why it bothers me, but when people think lesbians are taking it
Clutch
10/26/17 4:15:18 PM
#3
Your step cousin seems cool.

Pics?
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TopicWait, white people don't use washcloths?
Clutch
09/20/17 12:05:18 AM
#62
Solid Snake07 posted...
whats the point of a washcloth?


Rub yourself raw every time you jump in the shower?
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