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TopicGirls Choice CEprom
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 11:22:41 PM
#43
Hairy-man posted...
Oh

Hey when I pick you up do you want the front two pegs so you can sit or the back two pegs so you can stand?
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Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 3:13:29 PM
#148
SpaceBear_ posted...
pU5MK9h

We all know CE is where happiness goes to die, but give us a smile, love!
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TopicFemale gamer "accidentally" flashes breast during stream
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 3:12:25 PM
#16
She's obviously showing them off for male viewership. Who the fuck wears a push up bra and a hoodie to jam some games?
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TopicPeople Still Buy Androids Because...?
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 3:07:25 PM
#39
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
There was a recent USA Today report that said teens tend to favor iPhones and adults tend to prefer Android devices. As someone who currently has a Galaxy S8+ and used iPhones for the prior 9 years:

Spot. On.

I figured it would be the reverse. Maybe that's for 'young' adults? Most folks 40+ that I encounter are carrying iphones.
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TopicFemale gamer "accidentally" flashes breast during stream
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 3:05:42 PM
#7
womp womp.
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TopicWe're here for a good time, not a long time
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 2:46:10 PM
#8
I'm here for a good time.

I'm here to soul sk8.
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TopicHey guys. Just wanted to say that I'm giving up on trying to get a girl.
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 2:36:52 PM
#42
I'll say this - my success with the ladies has grown three-fold since I started telling them what food items I carry in my home. Can't thank you enough for that one.
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TopicPeople Still Buy Androids Because...?
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 2:31:01 PM
#5
Emulators and roms and roms and roms and roms.
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TopicPAWGs, yay or nay?
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 2:11:36 PM
#12
josifrees posted...
So basically the one thing all of CE can agree on pretty much is pawgs are awesome

"You remember Alf? Well now he's back. In PAWG form."
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TopicHey guys. Just wanted to say that I'm giving up on trying to get a girl.
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 2:11:00 PM
#10
Pies on these lies.
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TopicHave you ever had to work a physical labor job?
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:42:45 PM
#7
Worked as an auto body tech for four years. Some of the best times of my life and probably my second favorite job.

There's something about coming home after a hard days work that feels so damn good.
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Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:41:05 PM
#139
CEvaluator posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
How are so many topics so depressing when everyone on CE looks so good

well, you have the beautiful ones and the depressed ones
seeing the beautiful ones makes the depressed ones more depressed
and seeing the depressed ones makes the beautiful ones feel more beautiful
and so the rich get richer, while we the useless trash are ground into the dirt
and all is as it should be

mind you, i don't mean to name-call
by we i speak for myself alone

Solid cevaluation. Today I learned something.
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TopicNever try anal bleach on your hair
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:29:40 PM
#3
Well now my afternoon is shot.
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TopicThings young men do
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:29:07 PM
#15
dragnmaninferno posted...
Romulox28 posted...
share a sleeping bag

Carlbertomfg posted...
Explore each others bodies.

Oh lord. Please. Only pure responses.

Explore each others bibles.
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TopicI feel fantastic
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:27:57 PM
#2
That's good cuz I'm feelin' bombastic.
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Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:26:32 PM
#129
How are so many topics so depressing when everyone on CE looks so good
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TopicPAWGs, yay or nay?
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:02:13 PM
#2
Are we playing for keeps?
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TopicGirls Choice CEprom
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 1:00:41 PM
#26
M_Live posted...
So there's only gonna be like, 2 people who actually go?

Yeah - can't compete with these Chad and Stacey's. Maybe we'll get to hear some cool stories when it's over.
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TopicFuck me, I'm 29 >_>
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 12:23:10 PM
#17
It's all about how old you look

I'm not thirty until someone tells me that's how old I look.
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TopicSave that JRPG Series [Round 43]
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 11:52:37 AM
#7
You guys ever cheat for maximum power in the very beginning and one shot that teacher guy? Makes for the best ending I've ever seen in an RPG.
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TopicSave that JRPG Series [Round 43]
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 11:43:36 AM
#5
Shadow Hearts
Suikoden
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TopicThings young men do
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 11:11:11 AM
#11
Explore each others bodies.
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TopicGirls Choice CEprom
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 11:08:54 AM
#13
Hey ladies ~

I just put some new pegs on the dyno. Anyone who rolls with me rolls in style.
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Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 10:34:41 AM
#113
-Gavirulax- posted...
Might post before and after pics are my operation. :P

Butt status: Won't quit.
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TopicHow much do you need to get paid to wear suit to work every day?
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 10:28:16 AM
#13
Exactly what I'm getting paid now.
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TopicGirls Choice CEprom
Carlbertomfg
02/20/18 10:19:10 AM
#9
shit

Now I'll never get a date.
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TopicA New Disney Channel Original Movie
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 5:49:50 PM
#2
I'm ready for the updated version of Brink!
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TopicIs CE just trolls, or white nationalists?
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 5:11:22 PM
#6
Nothing but Chads as far as the eye can see.
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TopicWhy is it that 60% of the "Tales Of" games are hit or miss?
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 4:34:57 PM
#6
Tales of Zesteria absolutely murdered by desire to play any future titles. To be honest - I remember so little of the game now. I'm not even sure what my gripe was outside of "This isn't fun. I'm not having fun. Where is the fun?"
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Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 4:29:16 PM
#79
ThyCorndog posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Do selfies from seven years ago count? Because if so:

5CLc3MA

why do you look so familiar

he looks like one of the dudes from Vikings
MIgoP6dl

Fucking nailed it.
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Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 4:24:48 PM
#77
Anony1125 posted...
First bike ride of the year thanks to this nice warm weather!

HqIsaQF

I have to live the rest of my life knowing I will never come close to the level of style pictured here. drunkmuggle posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Do selfies from seven years ago count? Because if so:

5CLc3MA

why do you look so familiar

Pictured: google searches for generic white bro
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TopicWhy don't they make it illegal to shoot schools
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 3:43:53 PM
#6
Why don't people just dodge bullets? Like . . . it's so obvious. Just move out of the way.
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TopicList things you biasly dislike
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 1:54:39 PM
#5
Other peoples happiness.
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TopicWhich ethnicity are you most attracted to?
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 1:10:14 PM
#25
Chad knows no race.
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Topic00s nostalgia
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 12:43:03 PM
#6
www.ebaumsworld.com
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TopicAwesome's tip of the month.
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 12:41:42 PM
#2
I really could have used this tip two weeks ago.
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TopicHow do I get fat?
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 12:01:00 PM
#3
"Just rub your food on a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear - it's your window to weight gain!"
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TopicIs it okay to bring me Nintendo Switch on a second date with a girl?
Carlbertomfg
02/19/18 11:45:38 AM
#6
You'd be foolish not to. Gotta let them know that the Nintendo swith is a lifestyle
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