Lurker > AlBundy33

eggcorn posted...

what why

Years of not taking care of them
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Here comes 12weeks of no teeth
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@JE19426 posted...

I can't see the problem with going through a drive thru 15 minutes before closing. It's a drive thru, it should take less than 15 minutes to place an order, pay for the order and get it giving to you.

It does when I make you wait while I finish up some duties

Don't wanna wait that long? Go earlier, not when my kitchen is all but shut down and clean
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I hope you know no one likes you.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Seriously, this shit is getting pretty old
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I like the way they look and feel
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

It's amazing how if you decide to change phones, everything is different in so many ways, and the fact that the $900 phone you bought might not get any updates
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@rabbi_baby posted...

BBQ sauce is one of the lowest tier sauces.

It just adds sugar to meat which is already naturally sweet

Your opinion on everything is hereby invalidated
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@Ki_cat_ posted...

Emerald_Wyvern posted...

I dropped by GBA SP down the stairs at one of my old house while it was open. Still works perfectly fine.

Irrelevant. That's like saying " I dropped a rock down the stairs, it's fine."

Laptops, especially those cheap apple ones (cheap parts), have a lot of moving parts and crap compared to a decade old game boy.

Uh, the only moving parts for Macbooks are the fans, which don't run unless they need to
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

put a little dent in the corner
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

That was quick
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I'm paying my son's mom what I owe her, and the rest I'm putting towards my move
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@ClockworkHare posted...

You could look better with both, just stick with a SHORT beard and do something with that hair.
Unless you're a model or belong to certain religions, long beard screams "hobo" or yokel or comic book geek in the US.

You really got the rugged man thing going on, which is good for a man; just add some clean touches to dial it down a bit (ie: sharper looking haircut + facial hair).

How about this?


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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Fuck, I keep updating my goddamn profiles and pics and shit, but get no females attracted to me :/
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@WhinyZach posted...

It doesnt look bad, but need pics of you without the beard, or currently to judge properly.

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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

"unpopular facts"

Stuff that is going on now, social issues, but the cold facts.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

My friend always would tell me I reminded her of Ron Swanson
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@SavenForever posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

These clowns need to start acting like adults

Democrats, and Republicans, every single one of them are acting like children

Good thing When I'm running for president, if I'm elected, I will put a stop to stupid shit like this

Sounds like every college freshmen that I've ever met that is majoring in Criminal Justice.

This is 5th grade behavior, picking up your ball and going home because you don't like the outcome of the game

how about these crybabies do something beneficial for this country for once.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

These clowns need to start acting like adults

Democrats, and Republicans, every single one of them are acting like children

Good thing When I'm running for president, if I'm elected, I will put a stop to stupid shit like this
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Stone cold
Kane
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Arn Anderson
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Woo.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

DezDroppedFreak posted...

You look like a good ole country boy which would probably work for you depending on where you live

PA, which is pretty much Kentucky
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@DocileOrangeCup posted...

Your name is misleading

Why? Because I am not, in fact, Al Bundy?
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@chrono625 posted...

Holy shit you resemble a friend of mine.

Is that good or bad?
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Automatic 5 year prison sentence

Loss of business ownership privileges for life

$25,000 fine

And for those people that say people don't know they're illegal, the lack of a social security card might be a red flag, and if they do have a forgery, a simple 5 minute call to the SSA can fix that
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I'm still waiting on 3 of mine, since I moved at the end of the year, I wonder how long it will take me to get them
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

No, because this #metoo shit is fake

people trying to get famous, that's all that is, no real survivor of sexual assault goes to twitter/the media, they go to the police

I'll call them fakes to their faces, because that's what they are
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

bump
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

When Phillip Leroy Jenkins the 3rd was just a wee lad, he had everything a small child-like person could ever want, such as a loving family, a personalized theme park (Jenkins World), and more money than Odin, or whichever deity has the most money, Just when his life could not get any more perfect, tragedy struck, his family was ruthlessly murdered, and his theme park was closed due to unsafe conditions, due to no parents to pay maintenance men to repair it. Jenkins was able to find the man responsible and brutally murder him to avenge his parents, the problem with this, is the man was the son of the king and queen of the land, and Jenkins was exiled, Jenkins was forced to travel to a far away land, due to a bounty on his head, and to lower his standard of living to be able to assimilate in the life of the filthy commoners. Ever since that fateful day, Jenkins swore himself to avenge his parents through honor, and justice, and joined the ranks of the Tempest Legion, rising to the rank of Sergeant, vowing to serve with honor to restore his familys good name, and his own honor.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I'm probably gonna either get a Surface Book, or a Dell XPS 15, leaning towards the XPS because I heard it games pretty well
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/bfsfan91/
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

lolfootball

watch a real sport
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

I'm on OKC, what else is there?
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Had to give someone a ride to the airport, I don't know how I should feel.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@CookieMarvin posted...

boy, nothing is cooler than transphobia on the Internet, huh?

Nobody has said anything close to transphobic in this topic though
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

topic
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@HashtagTartarus posted...

But what about that third one?

There is no third one

@Kaname_Madoka posted...

wrong

Not wrong at all, it seems you missed first grade health class.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

If you have a penis you are male

If you have a vagina, you are female

Simple.
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

It is incredibly stupid to do this, the absolute worst thing for your car is to let it idle, puts so much stress on the engine, since they are NOT designed to idle
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

gnomefromnome posted...

Back to parents plan then?

Gotta go waste more time in a fucking AT&T store, and waste more money on another phone and plan, I was on a prepaid plan, but since the SIM was in the iPhone she reported stolen, it ruined my SIM card too
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Was on her plan, and basically ruined the phone itself, plus my prepaid SIM that I got after we split
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@kislev posted...

Hitler does have a live grandson, he banged some french girl during ww1 and now has a fee decendents

Pretty interesting that he managed to have a grandson, seeing as how he never had any children
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

@DK9292 posted...

That makes you an asshole.

Thanks, its been awhile since Ive been complimented

@Hairy-man posted...

Really think about this TC.

You dont want to come across as a dick do you?

Ill admit it right now, I am a huge asshole, stopped caring a few years ago, now I embrace it
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Then from that point on, I will go out of my way to offend and upset you as much as I possibly can

I dont give a fuck about your feelings, telling me about your delicate fucking feelings makes it worse
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

JustMyOpinion posted...

Don't engage. Don't try to justify. Just ignore.

There is a PFA in place, I aint doing shit, at least until the PFA expires in February
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.

Blocked her from everything, changed my phone number, the whole 9 yards, now she sent me an email saying to unblock her so she can communicate with me, and that she "did fucking nothing in the last 2 years"(Direct quote)

You made it pretty clear you didn't want me in your life, so why are you trying to talk to me now?
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I need Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, because my life requires multiple uses of the word MotherF***er.