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TopicYou find your ideal girl but she wants to pee in your mouth real bad
Mistere Man
12/29/17 10:10:22 PM
#30
pee I can live with poop no go.
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TopicWhat exactly is wrong with legalizing marijuana?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 10:00:08 PM
#15


If it was totally legal we wouldnt have this.
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TopicSo this is how humanity will meet its tragic end...
Mistere Man
12/29/17 9:42:29 PM
#4

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TopicHow can Superman block Darkseid's omega beams with his hands?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 9:39:56 PM
#15
How? Years of masterbation on a bullet proof dong. Super calluses.
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TopicWhy haven't humans created a weapon dat can destroy planets yet?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 9:25:58 PM
#19
ssj3vegeta posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
That would be called humans.

CarlGrimes posted...
They are called humans.

proof we have destroyed a planet?

Pluto.

That poor poor bastard.
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TopicWhy haven't humans created a weapon dat can destroy planets yet?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 9:06:41 PM
#12
Well we had our chance but we took the good package instead of the big gun.
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TopicDo you think girls like you?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 9:05:27 PM
#25

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TopicIf a girl Chad is a Stacey, what about a trap Chad?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:57:32 PM
#10
Shady
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TopicI have a date tomorrow. Haven't deeded in basically a week. Do I deed now or not
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:49:49 PM
#5

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TopicSomeone explain this fucking salt lamp I got for christmas
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:45:56 PM
#23
It's a flashlight bulb you are fine. If it catches fire sue the company.
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TopicName a song that changed your life,
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:37:08 PM
#18
ilfait posted...
Mistere Man posted...
This is the version I first saw.

YYYES!

Drain the tub!
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TopicSomeone explain this fucking salt lamp I got for christmas
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:31:53 PM
#12
Dump them or dont they are just small bits of salt most likely. They shouldnt effect anything.
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TopicName a song that changed your life,
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:28:26 PM
#16
This is the version I first saw.


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TopicSomeone explain this fucking salt lamp I got for christmas
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:26:53 PM
#8
Gently put the salt in around the bulb as not to break it and plug it in.
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TopicOne of my customers invited me to a New Years sex party
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:24:57 PM
#20

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TopicName a song that changed your life,
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:18:25 PM
#6
Not the song but the video.



La Camilla! I let you figure out how she changed my life.

HintBOING!
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TopicFuck, the house shifted again rendering my lock useless.
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:13:54 PM
#2
Play this for Addy.


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TopicITT: 500 movies better than The Last Jedi
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:08:36 PM
#16
Crimewave
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TopicITT: 500 movies better than The Last Jedi
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:07:33 PM
#14
UHF

Supplies!
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TopicITT: 500 movies better than The Last Jedi
Mistere Man
12/29/17 8:06:02 PM
#12
Killer Klowns from outer space.
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TopicITT: 500 movies better than The Last Jedi
Mistere Man
12/29/17 7:56:10 PM
#10
Transylvania Twist.
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TopicApple: "We're sorry we got caught"
Mistere Man
12/29/17 7:53:48 PM
#20
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

I hope South Park does something like this again!
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TopicFor those of you thinking of moving to Russia
Mistere Man
12/29/17 7:28:46 PM
#4
What if I am a bear riding a unicycle?
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TopicWrite a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time
Mistere Man
12/29/17 7:25:18 PM
#198
Them. The bastards!
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TopicAnyone here have an actual phobia?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 7:24:47 PM
#52
Feline_Heart posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Yes I would rather not say what though.

Broccoli?

Eeeeeeek! (Runs away leaving urine trail)
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TopicSeems to me that a lot more women drink alcohol while pregnant then men do
Mistere Man
12/29/17 5:47:38 PM
#4
How often are men pregnant?
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Topic...I had to see it.
Mistere Man
12/29/17 5:26:23 PM
#9
Why the rectangular midsection?
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TopicAnyone here have an actual phobia?
Mistere Man
12/29/17 5:14:38 PM
#49
Yes I would rather not say what though.
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TopicWrite a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time
Mistere Man
12/29/17 4:32:55 PM
#196
About Hillary's Emails
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TopicThink of a non-human video game character.
Mistere Man
12/29/17 4:32:00 PM
#73
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...

You're right

I know

Lol nice!
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TopicHow is your penis?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 8:49:40 PM
#30
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
HQhkK9k

eUZJk6p

Floppy snake aka penis snake.
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TopicHow is your penis?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 8:40:14 PM
#28
Sylph posted...
Inverted

Neat I am not alone!
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TopicHow is your penis?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 7:51:26 PM
#10
Concave.
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Topicfemale comedian sued in California for not allowing men into show
Mistere Man
12/28/17 12:25:32 PM
#87
beechesfreeman posted...
have clubs been sued for ladies night?

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/38990066/ns/us_news-life/t/us-court-backs-ladies-night-promotions/#.WkUo0CROmhA
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TopicSo some worthless trash on here just recently told me to kill myself
Mistere Man
12/28/17 12:07:27 PM
#163
PiOverlord posted...
Two people told me to kill myself on this site and the mods did nothing either time.

Terrible! Without you who would keep the Pi in check? It would be all like 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 etc everywhere! Total madness!!!

Dont leave us we need you!

If I am off on my numbers I am sorry I am not a PiOverlord.
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TopicWhy is Vader such a cuck for Palpatine *spoilers, I guess
Mistere Man
12/28/17 11:43:52 AM
#57
Sorry all this talk of palpy makes me want to post this.


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TopicWhat is Trump even saying here?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 11:31:26 AM
#8
Something about this I would guess.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/76143876
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TopicWhat's the current time where you live?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 11:29:43 AM
#25

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TopicThink of a non-human video game character.
Mistere Man
12/28/17 11:15:21 AM
#71
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Next time TC it could be best to say non humanoid character as that should stop things like that.

Loads of non human characters are humanoid. Crash for example and Sonic.

Just pick one that isn't human, it's not hard, it's right there in the title

You're right the definition I had was off sorry about that.
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TopicThink of a non-human video game character.
Mistere Man
12/28/17 11:03:20 AM
#68
Next time TC it could be best to say non humanoid character as that should stop things like that.
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TopicCurrently watching The New Guy. LOL zooey deschanel looks so young.
Mistere Man
12/28/17 9:07:15 AM
#5
Kitt posted...
God, that movie is so bad.

Anything with Eliza Dushku modeling outfits in it is ok in my book.

Oh and riding a mechanical bull is good too.
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TopicDo you think the age of consent should be lowered?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 9:02:56 AM
#40
18 is good anything lower than 16 sounds creepy.
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TopicWhy is Vader such a cuck for Palpatine *spoilers, I guess
Mistere Man
12/28/17 8:55:36 AM
#9
spikethedevil posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Because he loves her.

That's literally the plot of all 3 prequels.


Er you're thinking of Padme not Palpatine @UnfairRepresent

Also TC learn what a cuck actually is then come back.

Did you just assume Palpatine's gender?!

Jk
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TopicWrite a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time
Mistere Man
12/28/17 8:46:01 AM
#179
In the air
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Topicrip jimmy
Mistere Man
12/28/17 2:49:38 AM
#21
That was their name thank you!
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TopicWhat dead series do you most want to revive?
Mistere Man
12/28/17 2:42:50 AM
#138
jumi posted...
Game: Fable
Show: Highlander
Movie: ?

Fable?



Just kidding the first two were good.
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TopicI'm getting old.
Mistere Man
12/28/17 2:41:23 AM
#2
Welcome new brother or sister!
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TopicVidel and Gohan are a pretty cute couple tbh.
Mistere Man
12/28/17 2:25:25 AM
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TopicVidel and Gohan are a pretty cute couple tbh.
Mistere Man
12/28/17 2:23:40 AM
#3
PiOverlord posted...
Too bad she cut her pigtails though...

Agreed
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