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TopicName a game that you love despite its bad reviews
omega cookie
12/17/17 1:11:39 AM
#24
Too Human.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/17/17 12:39:25 AM
#37
GiftedACIII posted...
Aren't there free streaming sites of them that you can easily find with just a quick Google search?

Yeah, but first you have to be smart enough to know to do that. That's sort of the problem here.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/17/17 12:10:27 AM
#35
leverageblargh posted...
omega cookie posted...




Oofta

omega cookie posted...
Do better, that insult was dog shit.


Master_Bass posted...
yemmy posted...
Perascamin posted...
He ended up taking 2 Ethernet cables to his rig and having then both plugged in so it would be even FASTER.


So he installed another NIC card?

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

This. I highly doubt his computer had two ethernet ports. That's usually a thing only the more expensive boards have and he doesn't sound like the type to install another one.

Devil's advocate, I've had a few pre-builts(like, off the shelf Walmart/Best Buy pre-builts) with multiple Ethernet ports. Usually a motherboard port, and a port on an additional wireless/ethernet card. Not common, but not unheard of.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 12:16:01 PM
#30
--kresnik-- posted...
Why doesn't your sister have a vpn?

Because my sister is 26 and lives with my parents. She is my father's daughter, through and through.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 12:12:07 PM
#28
leverageblargh posted...
rofl no one knows about your life story dude, that guy's just responding based on what the situation looks like.

And what comes out of it is that this whole clownbaby meltdown you're having is not really about their struggles with technology.

You don't know what a meltdown is if you think I'm having one. I don't even care about their problems with technology, I find the whole thing to be beyond hilarious. I haven't even spoken to the man in... fourteen years now? An alien invasion by the hotdog people of Cow Cum Seven is higher on my list of priorities than anything involving my father.

Guy wants to insinuate that I'm classless for making fun of the idiot, I let him know how wrong he is. Then I tell him to plow it up his ass, because I'm an asshole as was previously established. Considering I'm laying in bed watching my dog repeatedly push over a stuffed animal and pull it back upright again, I'd say I'm as far from upset as I could really be.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 11:24:41 AM
#24
kelemvor posted...
Making fun of older people who don't understand network technology.... classy.

Making fun of a man who physically abused me, once pushed me out of a moving car, and cheated on my mother with a dude and got AIDS, for being a fucking moron? My fucking right.

Please take your judgements, and plow them straight up your ass.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 11:09:36 AM
#17
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
TC sounds like an asshole

I am an asshole, what of it?
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 11:05:51 AM
#12
TheDarkCircle posted...
omega cookie posted...


My father is the living embodiment of stupidity.


He must be to have spawned an ungrateful jerk like you

Do better, that insult was dog shit.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 10:58:37 AM
#8
C_Pain posted...
Lmao my dad got one once too but he just switched to a VPN. Imagine your parents understanding technology.

My father once asked me why the internet was slow, and I convinced him that the flux capacitor in the modem was going bad.

I then listened to him call the ISP and complain that our flux capacitor was going bad.

I've watched Back to the Future with him.

My father is the living embodiment of stupidity.
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TopicMy parents just got a DMCA notice. Amazing.
omega cookie
12/16/17 10:04:44 AM
#1
Just got off the phone with my mother. Apparently, their ISP sent them a notice because my sister was torrenting Game of Thrones. My father, who is a fucking idiot, has them all convinced that they are going to lose their internet forever, and the FBI is going to arrest them all and confiscate all their belongings as well as their home. She asked me if I know an "internet fraud lawyer", which my father is completely sure they are called.

Jesus Christ, some people are just too stupid to live.
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TopicWhich one of these girls would you smash first?
omega cookie
12/16/17 1:11:07 AM
#15
Scaramanga posted...
Steve Nick posted...
might honestly be the hardest decision I've ever tried to make.

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TopicWhelp. Snopes is officially proven to have STRONG liberal bias. No more snopes!
omega cookie
12/16/17 12:44:27 AM
#7
--kresnik-- posted...
http://www.angrypatriotmovement

Nope.
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/15/17 8:47:55 PM
#94
Eve-L posted...
omega cookie posted...
Won't stop me from posting that picture in every topic you make that I see.

I honestly don't blame you, but it will likely start getting modded for harassment.

Meh, not only do I have karma to spare, but then I get to dispute it and ask the mod why they are okay with people openly wishing they could rape women.

Not often I get to argue from the undisputed moral high ground, should be fun.
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TopicWho is your most trusted news source
omega cookie
12/14/17 9:54:08 PM
#7
Trusted? None. I get most of my news from CE and listening to the interns run their stupid fucking faces at the office though. I don't care about politics, and I've never been one for the current events(oddly enough, eh?).

I do get a lot of news from r/Science and r/technology though, and that's the only "news" I really care about.
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TopicBen Roethlisberger is innocent.
omega cookie
12/14/17 8:38:31 PM
#11
Kamala_Harris posted...
omega cookie posted...
Patchwork posted...
omega cookie posted...
On charges of being a decent human being and adequate QB, he is indeed innocent.


Hey!

He's a probably rapist, but he's a pretty good QB.

He was very good in the mid 2000's.

It isn't the mid 2000's anymore.


Are you kidding? He sucked until 2007

Unless time started running in the reverse while I was emptying my ass, I believe '05 happened before '07.
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TopicBen Roethlisberger is innocent.
omega cookie
12/14/17 8:34:41 PM
#8
Patchwork posted...
omega cookie posted...
On charges of being a decent human being and adequate QB, he is indeed innocent.


Hey!

He's a probably rapist, but he's a pretty good QB.

He was very good in the mid 2000's.

It isn't the mid 2000's anymore.
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TopicBen Roethlisberger is innocent.
omega cookie
12/14/17 8:29:39 PM
#5
On charges of being a decent human being and adequate QB, he is indeed innocent.
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TopicZombiePelican just claimed he's one of the best users on CE. Is he right?
omega cookie
12/14/17 7:56:10 PM
#88
ZP is one of the few people stupid enough to somehow lose an argument against himself.
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TopicWho is the hottest rapper in the game?
omega cookie
12/14/17 7:52:46 PM
#18
RighteousTip posted...
Literally no Lil' Dicky

Brain > ill D
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TopicWho is the hottest rapper in the game?
omega cookie
12/14/17 5:38:59 PM
#10
Brain
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TopicZombiePelican just claimed he's one of the best users on CE. Is he right?
omega cookie
12/14/17 5:08:19 PM
#18
ZombiePelican posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
he's almost universally hostile and negative, and will attack well-meaning people for the slightest thing

Guys my peas are so steamed right now

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TopicHow do I disable this new quoting?
omega cookie
12/14/17 12:49:17 PM
#67
ZombiePelican posted...
omega cookie posted...
Try again. Your insults are dog shit.

So you started here before migrating to Reddit, big deal.

No, you're supposed to throw out an insult that isn't dog shit.

You know, it's no fun for me if I have to explain how the game works to you.
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TopicHow do I disable this new quoting?
omega cookie
12/14/17 12:24:06 PM
#63
ZombiePelican posted...
Redditor spotted. Go back to your cancerous hole and stay there


User Since: Jul 2002


Try again. Your insults are dog shit.
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TopicHow do I disable this new quoting?
omega cookie
12/14/17 11:13:42 AM
#52
ZP complaining about something that normal people can simply ignore. Must be a day that ends in "y".
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 11:10:47 AM
#61
Tadamoto37 posted...
omega cookie posted...
This is the third time you've said you'd do that. Last time it was because I was making fun of the fact that you look like Sloth from The Goonies. Maybe this time you'll do it. Won't stop me from posting that picture in every topic you make that I see.

You know by doing that, all you're doing is showing what a jerk you are. It constitutes as online bullying.

I know I'm a jerk. Been one for a long time. Good hours.

I'd rather be a jerk than someone who "jokes" about raping chicks because nobody will fuck them because they look like Quasimodo.

Conflict posted...
Omega cookie is quickly turning into one of my favorite posters

D'aww <3
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 10:50:02 AM
#56
Tadamoto37 posted...
omega cookie posted...
You find me these other people, and I'll be glad to tell each and every one of them what I think of them. Joke or not, you deserve everything bad that has ever, and will ever, happen to you.

Fine then. I don't care what you think of me. I'm putting you on my ignore list too.

This is the third time you've said you'd do that. Last time it was because I was making fun of the fact that you look like Sloth from The Goonies. Maybe this time you'll do it. Won't stop me from posting that picture in every topic you make that I see.
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 10:45:48 AM
#52
Tadamoto37 posted...
omega cookie posted...
You deserve everything bad that has ever, and will ever, happen to you.

That was four fucking years ago. I already explained this time and time again. First of all I was not serious. It was a joke post. Secondly it was a poll topic. I wasn't the only one who voted "yes" in the topic. Yet I always get singled out for this.

You find me these other people, and I'll be glad to tell each and every one of them what I think of them. Joke or not, you deserve everything bad that has ever, and will ever, happen to you.

The Admiral posted...
omega cookie posted...
The Admiral posted...
omega cookie posted...

Uh, what the fuck is this?

The fuck do you think it is?


I didn't know TC had said things like that.

Are you surprised?

You shouldn't be surprised.
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TopicMajora's Mask
omega cookie
12/14/17 9:22:21 AM
#67
I hate MM. Fuck time systems, no matter how forgiving.
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TopicWho has the best nickname in sports?
omega cookie
12/14/17 2:57:14 AM
#6
Shaq. Pick any of them, really.
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 2:54:37 AM
#46
Keith_Valentine posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
omega cookie posted...
Keith_Valentine posted...
That's why prostitution should be legal. So dudes like this quit losing their minds over not getting sex. Ez fix

A hooker turned him down because he has a face like a bag of smashed assholes, according to TC himself.

Wouldn't help.

Pics of TC


That's one hooker, dude. Oh well. There's not just one in the world, Surprise!

Ugly doesn't matter as much as money.

She wouldn't fuck him no matter the price.

Wouldn't help.
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 12:12:08 AM
#39
Keith_Valentine posted...
That's why prostitution should be legal. So dudes like this quit losing their minds over not getting sex. Ez fix

A hooker turned him down because he has a face like a bag of smashed assholes, according to TC himself.

Wouldn't help.
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 12:06:42 AM
#34
The Admiral posted...
omega cookie posted...

Uh, what the fuck is this?

The fuck do you think it is?
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TopicUpdated my ignore list
omega cookie
12/14/17 12:04:30 AM
#31
Tadamoto37 posted...
Well most of them treated me like dirt.


cfkqIO0

You deserve everything bad that has ever, and will ever, happen to you.
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TopicHave you ever been to Alabama?
omega cookie
12/12/17 10:25:06 PM
#32
When I was in high school and college, I'd spend the summer and winter breaks in Florida working construction with my uncles. One year, we got a contract to work on Eglin Air Force Base, so we lived in Crestview FL, and the house was two minutes from the Alabama border. It sucked because those people are awful, but at least we could drive five minutes to a gas station and get smokes for a third of the price.
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TopicIs Dawkins finally in jail?
omega cookie
12/12/17 7:57:59 PM
#50
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
They didn't have to plant anything because it never went to trial for that to matter. There was never a trial, never discovery given, never any of the typical shit you see in court proceedings.


"I fled the jurisdiction so it doesn't count" - Dawkins, on Child Porn charges, 2017
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TopicHow do you pronounce 'BETA'?
omega cookie
12/12/17 12:11:25 AM
#7
PTSD.

I played Muv-Luv.
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TopicDo you think a stripper would appreciate it if you brought a vibrator?
omega cookie
12/11/17 11:52:30 PM
#15
She might be game, she might call the bouncer.

You willing to take that risk?
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TopicIm from the future and have messed up your timeline out of spite
omega cookie
12/11/17 3:19:18 PM
#8
Letron_James posted...
omega cookie posted...
I bet you thought this was a good topic.


Suck my ass

Why, is there a decent topic up there? Seems like a lot of effort for me to go through so that you don't look pathetic.
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TopicIm from the future and have messed up your timeline out of spite
omega cookie
12/11/17 2:51:01 PM
#2
I bet you thought this was a good topic.
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TopicIs Dawkins finally in jail?
omega cookie
12/11/17 1:39:36 PM
#28
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
andel posted...
one of the weirdest recent ce things is people defending dawkins. dude is delusional af and legit has issues


Smart people realize the importance of what I do. Most people do not.

Yeah, it's pretty important that you stay a certain distance away from school zones.
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TopicA reminder that the New York Yankees are demons
omega cookie
12/11/17 11:58:03 AM
#3
A reminder that Big Ben doesn't know how to keep his fingers out of other people's holes.
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TopicHow will piracy be affected by the Net Neutrality repeal? >_>
omega cookie
12/11/17 11:42:16 AM
#7
NeonOctopus posted...
omega cookie posted...
How many of these fucking topics are you going to make?

umad

More confused as to how you can be so stupid as to not figure what a VPN is, despite the last time you made this topic turning into multiple pages of people explain VPNs to you.
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TopicWhat's your favorite movie?
omega cookie
12/11/17 11:39:29 AM
#8
Transformers: The Movie.
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TopicHow will piracy be affected by the Net Neutrality repeal? >_>
omega cookie
12/11/17 11:38:51 AM
#2
How many of these fucking topics are you going to make?
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TopicSo Im watching this naruto crap called "Chaika" and
omega cookie
12/09/17 10:13:47 PM
#8
That anime was god tier until the last two episodes.
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TopicBest *primarily* 1990s sitcom.
omega cookie
12/09/17 9:35:31 PM
#22
The Drew Carey Show
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TopicPost about the worst thing you've done.
omega cookie
12/09/17 8:19:18 PM
#36
Attempted murder, charges dismissed.
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