Lurker > deupd_u

Is she hot?
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I like how he says "us" when referring to black people.
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My clock's ticking.
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RussianLegSweep posted...

You could make any combination of the top 3 chains and the top 3 macro lagers and it would have the exact same meaning.

Miller is significantly better than Budweiser.

CADE FOSTER posted...

All chains pizza suck

*zips $200 jeans*
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It's the Coors of pizza.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
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Jontron was obnoxious AF. Danny was the best thing to happen to it. The only thing I don't like is the fake anger thing, which is obviously ironic, but it goes full circle to being genuine and annoying.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
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http://amzn.to/2BLA8Qn
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I don't even know what you're talking about, but it already makes me want to jump.
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Turtlebread posted...

dont like it dont use it it's that simple

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Literally the fuck?
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Imagine being the guy to post a topic like this on a vidya game message broad
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We are conducting interviews currently for a start time in the summer of 2018.

*COD 4 ear ringing after dying sound*
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HylianFox posted...

just fake it all to heck

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https://www.checkers.com/deals/
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"I've received your application for positions at our office in City X. I noticed on you live in City Y. Are you willing to relocate?"

NO, BUT I'M WILLING TO DRIVE 300 MILES EVERY DAY. YOU STUPID BITCH.
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Touch posted...

Do you feel healthy

I'm dying!
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It's the only thing I eat!
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Fenrimis posted...

Her waist is surprisingly thin for her t***

http://replygif.net/thumbnail/512.gif
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The woman you're describing exists, and her name is Lauren Phillips. Wife material.
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"Murdered by the government"
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It was my first homo-saxual experience.
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I would rather eat sand than contemplate what possibly could have been going through your mind to ask this question.
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Duncanwii posted...

Don't they realize you're really going to hurt them when the truth comes out?

It's funny how girls will do this, yet are scared a guy is going to snap and murder them if they don't give them a (fake) phone number.
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Spend as much money on her as possible. It's the only way.
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ReeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
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Reeeeeeee!!!!!
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

it's a 3rd person shooter. the game play is reliably generic but the story is pretty great, you have to pay attention a lot though. dont read spoilers.

This. It's a good shooter, I liked it, but people greatly over rate it because the plot ends up being more than just "kill the randos"
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Blue_Inigo posted...

I wouldnt date anyone who voted for Trump either. Its a sign of ignorance

YouKeepUsingThatWord.gif
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weekoldhotdog posted...

TC lies when he says he didn't sleep with that beast. He doesn't want to admit to it, but you know you did.

There are probably fleas in her vagina. No, thanks.
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I like to imagine her husband dude in the last pic like

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byron posted...

How desperate are you if you'd bang somebody that you find repulsive for a "funny story"?

deupd_u posted...

I figured if I wasn't going to get laid, at least I can get a funny story out of it.

Returning_CEmen posted...

Iirc we debated if there was a dead gerbil in the ball.

Yeah, you did. It's just wood shaving/hamster bedding stuff in the ball. The hamster is alive and fine.
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I dont know if anyone remembers, but I made a pretty well-noticed topic about it. She was average looking from her photos and was pretty straight forward about hooking up. I showed up, and she was about 100lbs heavier, had a bum leg with a limp, was severely cross-eyed, had acne you could zest a lemon on, smelled bad, and was overall greasy and disgusting. I hung out with her anyway because I figured if I wasn't going to get laid, at least I can get a funny story out of it. It was delightfully awful; she was really stupid and embarrassing. She invited me back to her place (I said yes because I figured it wasnt going to get any funnier if I just left), and she lived in what I could only describe as a crack den. Every square inch of her apartment was either stained, filled with garbage, or covered with a sticky black film.

And of course, there was the bottle of pre-natal vitamins, which I was so horrified by, I took a picture.


I was swiping on Tinder this morning, and I saw her profile again. I never gave pics last time because I obviously didnt have any of what she actually looked like, and I panic unmatched her once she wouldnt stop messaging me after I bailed out.

She has all new photos except this one, this one is what I thought I was showing up for.


Normal, right? Not terribly attractive, but doable. Now she has pictures of what she actually looks like, what I got when I showed up.



It took me 5 months, but I delivered pics. And yeah, I guess she met and married some dude who appears to have..."issues," in the 5 months since I saw her.
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Kineth posted...

Considering the lack of follow up from TC, I have to assume that the reason he's having dating trouble is because he's not looking to find common ground in the dating world and would rather die on the hill of his political beliefs, rather than hold his disbelief and hear someone out. Likely also thinks there's no possibility of him being wrong in general. Ultimately, not attractive qualities.

I said in the first post I really don't care to talk about it, or what her beliefs are.
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SamuelHayden posted...

I mean yeah, if you will only date girls that resemble a German world war 2 propaganda poster, and if on top of that they must dislike minorities, you don't have much of a dating pool.

Also, surprise surprise, most girls don't like to discuss how feel you're 'losing the demographic battle' over a romantic dinner Einstein, and most won't think it's awesome if you start berating minorities, even if you waited a couple dates to do so.

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I'm sick of talking to girls, too. Every girl I've been out with in the last year has acted super weird when/after I took them out. Not to mention all the girls who approach me, give me their number, then hit me with that, "I have a boyfriend, btw. Baby daddy, lol"
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

Why does going to college for four years entitle someone to more than that?

Because you're almost guaranteed to make more than that just going to work at 18 and working for 4 years
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JustMyOpinion posted...

Shut the fuck up and work your way up. You chose a degree with a crappy starting salary. Deal with it.

JustMyOpinion
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4 years in college gets you a $35k/year job, shit. My GPA is 3.77, give me something, Jesus.
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Maybe I should start a new conservative dating site. "Make America Date Again"
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what do
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I was expecting it to be more RE4 than RE: Revelations.
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Kineth posted...

admitting error on your part

Wow...
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I really don't care what a girl's political views are. Call me crazy, but I think it's okay for people to think differently.

Every girl my age is like, "if you voted for Trump, kill yourself!" Like, Jesus Christ. I mean, I'm not dumb enough to ever try to talk politics with them, but like anyone else, they can figure it out once they start getting to know me.

Tomi Lahren is too hot for me, so I guess I'm SOL.
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Freelance condom testing
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I just laugh, knowing most people here are high schoolers.
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Yes, but I would think it has to be USPS's fault.
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y u do dis?
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https://youtu.be/sPwnPmU3mu4?t=1m54s
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Just throw it away. No one is coming after you.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
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