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lww99 posted...

Don't register to vote, then they can't call you.

yea here's the thing I'M NOT! I never voted and don't even have an ID.
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Tell them you're a sovereign citizen.

is that even a legit thing? I thought those just those weirdos who yell at cops some dumb shit like "YOU CAN'T ARREST ME I DONT ACTUALLY LIVE HERE"?
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it was like sometime last year I got the first letter. I got an exception due to my anxiety the lady my mom called was nice enough to give it to me even though I don't have a doctor/therapist note. Nice surprise in the mail today I got another goddamn letter i'm gonna do a flip, i don't know if they'll accept it again without a note

Can you be permanently excused or do I have to keep fending them off every few months?
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god bless the waifu and sex bot age is upon us
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Melania looks like shes ready to knock someone out
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The trick is to just be depressed and develop an interest and fascination into only the worst news.
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...

wait.. this shit is on the official GOP / RNC website?

yes the hell it is lmao.

I guess we know why it was postponed now they were trying to get the site ready for the traffic
https://twitter.com/GOP/status/953803002711822337
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Chronofan8 posted...

They LIED that I defiantly overfed fish, you guys

while I am disappointed in the lack of a true award show this being on the list got a good laugh from me.
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Donny boy didn't forget us after all!!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/953794085751574534
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Chronofan8 posted...

Man, this is the second-biggest disappointment of 2018 after "waking up each day without nuclear hellfire"

now this is a post I can get behind
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highway lookin fine tonight imo
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I'm so sad the fake news awards ended up being fake news. :(
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I'm already ugly now I can look like a sock puppet and have 1mil. I'd probably take it
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KazumaKiryu posted...

What's better than triggered liberals at Trump saying he'll do fake news awards?

Watching them meltdown when he doesn't do it and doesn't even mention it again

fuck yea I'm triggered. all the other dumb shit the man does is expected. This is something he wanted to do since like november then he postponed now he's gonna leave us hanging?

I'm disappointed and let down. Probably out golfing again :(

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Vaati_Reborn posted...

I enjoy this on a spiritual level.

same. it's so good I just had to make it my sig
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mario2000 posted...

so is it happening or not

man who knows. We don't even know what it is, probably just more twitter ranting but I was hoping he'd at least mail out a trophy or something lol
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CaptainCrunch posted...

Is Eminem really hosting it? Or is that a mockup?

bruh what do you think lmao
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/950103659337134080

lol better not postpone again
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CE is just 5 people and their alts constantly shitposting tbh leave while you can
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cheese, pepperoni, hot sauce.

though #2 doesn't sound bad except not to sure how I feel about BBQ sauce
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does history channel even do documentaries anymore
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Pancake posted...

then I randomly had a panic attack in my sleep

any idea what caused it? stressed out? have a bunch of caffeine in the middle of the night?

no idea. also never ever had one in my sleep before that so it was a new and fun experience and by "new and fun" I mean pretty fucking shit 0/10 don't recommend
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Vulgorn posted...

sleep is for the weak

you can sleep when youre dead

see this is my original thoughts about sleep. but I randomly got into a sleep pattern of going to bed like real early sometime between 7-9pm and waking up at 5~6am and it was damn nice

then I randomly had a panic attack in my sleep a few days ago and I'm back to never sleeping.
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chug whole can of soda
eat huge bowl of lucky charms

this will surely help me sleep
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it's not your house anymore, it's the spiders. pay rent or leave
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lmao yikes
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aw man trump slipped up this is his worse one yet.
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Set up an iv drip of 2 liter sodas
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The mans finally right about something. lemon is good too tho, I love to roll the cherry and lemon into a ball then eat that. strawberry is good on it's own. orange is the worst.
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just some snow showers
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get out while you still can
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cute I love black cats. We used to have cats at our back door all the time, they'd stop over for food and bring their friends, I think at the height we were feeding like 6 stray cats but only 1 stayed around 24/7 the rest came and went as they needed. They're all dead now afaik. we have a kinda new one who hangs around a lot but we don't have cats constantly at our door like we used to.
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that would be fucking hilarious. deal
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lucky charms, cheerios or pizza havent decided yet
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they don't want you to eat tide pods
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Gubbey posted...

even if he was right that's such a weird thing to say lol

one of my favorite weird thing he's said is something like "I know more about wedges than any human being that has ever lived" like lol okay man
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im honestly upset
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NES4EVER posted...

This may be a complete_idiot topic but honestly would you be surprised if you read it on the fox news ticker?

honestly still dont know if this a joke topic or not
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Yea only started posting vids fairly recently. post crappy vids of my fish tank I take with my 3DS
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no they don't
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security guard ain't playing that shit lmao.
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other: why the hell are you dipping a pizza
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we don't even eat together so no
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is anyone turned on by the concept of girls not being able to talk

yea-

and instead they just bark like pomerianians?

????????????
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hahah have fun in normie land
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gonna just see if kingdom hearts 3 actually got released
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I saw a video of people in haiti making mud cookies and I'll be damned if that shit didn't look good
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was really hoping you'd just double down and call them a d-bag too
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idk man this fact doesn't seem fun for anyone
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