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Topic$732 to unlock all of Battlefronts characters
EpicMickeyDrew
11/13/17 2:44:23 PM
#67
wackyteen posted...
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
wackyteen posted...
Yeah but you're not supposed to go drop that much. You're supposed to have a healthy mix of playing and paying. I suppose most of CE hasn't played any of the Ultimate Teams in sports games <_<


When a game is $80 there should be 0 paying after that.

I agree, if the game is single player. It's part of the reason why I don't fuck with multiplayer in most games.

However I don't personally mind dropping $10-20 every week or so in Madden, though they usually have some new flavor of the week packs or events going on so...



$780 a year. On one game.
Would you buy a game for $780
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TopicI hate gamer whales
EpicMickeyDrew
11/13/17 2:38:42 PM
#46
Alucard188 posted...
Ironic that they're referring to their customers in the same vein as actual gamblers, yet refuse to term their game's mechanics as anything but gambling.


So they term their game's mechanics as gambling? How is that ironic?
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Topicjust called im sick to work
EpicMickeyDrew
11/09/17 6:37:53 PM
#44
@Bad_Mojo posted...
I'm 34 and have been working most of my adult life and have never once missed work because I'm sick or playing sick. I've missed work for personal reasons like someone passed away, but very few times.

Suck it up, TC

Thank you for spreading your illness to the rest of us.
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TopicAre there any games where you can get deader than dead?
EpicMickeyDrew
11/07/17 3:24:52 PM
#19
Don't starve together.
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Topicpeople like single-payer because they don't understand what it actually means
EpicMickeyDrew
11/07/17 2:03:42 PM
#18
Anteaterking posted...
I read the topic title as "single-player" and I was curious what hot-take playing games by yourself was going to lead to.

This, TC better deliver.
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TopicOther than you, I control every other account on CE.
EpicMickeyDrew
11/07/17 12:57:50 PM
#1
Other than you, I control every other account on CE, every topic, every post, every argument and debate is entirely fabricated by myself. I post from thousands of different accounts to make it seem as real as possible. I will prove this by posting 'I am EpicMickeyDrew, posting from another of my accounts' from some of my other accounts later in the topic. It's been interesting to see how you've reacted to this experiment, but it's time to come to an end.
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TopicEating pussy is fun
EpicMickeyDrew
11/07/17 12:52:50 PM
#27
3khc posted...
bobbysjoby posted...
3khc posted...
Only betas eat pussy.

this dude is clearly a virgin. It's give and take, you go down they'll show you a far better time every time

Nah u go down and they lose all enthusiasm. Lrn2alpha

This guy has never satisfied a woman.
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TopicIs dat story about hot chick doing a porn vid after her military bf left true?
EpicMickeyDrew
11/06/17 11:53:49 PM
#18
Ricemills posted...
either A: she's a professional pornstar and her boyfriend knows it.
or B: the "boyfriend" is just a background for the movie.

Nah it's true. The bf posted to reddit saying 'rate me and my gf' and then a bunch of people in the comments posted the porn, and the bf deleted the thread.
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TopicAnyone else surrounded by friends who always just make the worst life decisions?
EpicMickeyDrew
11/05/17 2:54:49 PM
#17
BottomAssButt posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
BottomAssButt posted...
there's no difference between that money and spending money on your checking account.

This is true though.


Idk about that...

You're right, the money in the spending account is better because in an emergency it is already liquid.
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TopicAnyone else surrounded by friends who always just make the worst life decisions?
EpicMickeyDrew
11/05/17 3:02:33 AM
#15
BottomAssButt posted...
there's no difference between that money and spending money on your checking account.

This is true though.
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Topic$500,000 every six months for the next 3 years BUT
EpicMickeyDrew
11/03/17 4:36:48 PM
#20
Offworlder1 posted...
@SkittyOnWailord

Not going to lie your post did make me laugh.

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Topic$500,000 every six months for the next 3 years BUT
EpicMickeyDrew
11/03/17 12:10:35 PM
#9
Offworlder1 posted...
Not a chance in hell, this is a terrible deal.

Literally turning down 3 Million dollars.
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TopicGirl I matched with on tinder died recently
EpicMickeyDrew
11/01/17 6:12:25 PM
#61
Why are you still on tinder if you have a gf tho.
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TopicReal talk: average or below looking guys are doomed to either be single forever
EpicMickeyDrew
11/01/17 5:51:57 PM
#50
"I don't want unattractive women"
"Why don't attractive women want unattractive men"
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Topic28 minutes of Skyrim PSVR (new Gamespot hands-on footage)
EpicMickeyDrew
11/01/17 12:33:06 PM
#5
Even watching that video VR just makes me feel so nauseas, I like Skyrim as much as the next guy, but i think we are ready for Elder scrolls 6
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TopicMy mind can't comprehend the concept of an eternity.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/30/17 2:22:22 PM
#3
Feet_Fungus posted...
Maybe it's time that I stop this life of debauchery. I really don't want to risk it.

Pascal's wager.
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Topichahahahahaha she might be fucking pregnant
EpicMickeyDrew
10/20/17 3:09:28 AM
#28
butthole666 posted...
I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought

I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week

Like fucking HOW would this even happen

It didn't happen and she's just trying to fuck with you, and it's working.
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TopicRemember how fucking legendary Night CE used to be?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/17/17 12:34:13 AM
#11
A_Good_Boy posted...
I remember how easily you could lose your own topic cause as soon as you hit the submit button it stood a very real chance of already being on the 2nd page.

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TopicI never understood ass men
EpicMickeyDrew
10/16/17 7:28:39 AM
#4
the_cajun88 posted...
*sweats profusely*

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Topic"Retail workers should get chairs at the registers!"
EpicMickeyDrew
10/16/17 4:18:35 AM
#26
snakes_righteye posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
I've worked standing up and it's really not a huge deal.


It's not really, but it is hard on your body after many years. We aren't meant to stand on concrete all day every day.

??? We aren't meant to sit all day either. What should we be doing?
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Topicdo you feel bad when your work calls you in on your day off and you dont pick up
EpicMickeyDrew
10/14/17 9:11:18 PM
#17
NES4EVER posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Yes, but only if I could have worked and only because I want the overtime money.

But in this scenario there's no reason you wouldn't pick up.

>Can work
>Wants to work
>Doesn't pick up phone to work.

When would this ever happen.


I wasn't home... or I didn't hear them call. I don't sit there with my phone in my hand all day waiting for it to ring.

Missing the call is different to just not picking up.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
Topicdo you feel bad when your work calls you in on your day off and you dont pick up
EpicMickeyDrew
10/14/17 4:35:30 PM
#15
NES4EVER posted...
Yes, but only if I could have worked and only because I want the overtime money.

But in this scenario there's no reason you wouldn't pick up.

>Can work
>Wants to work
>Doesn't pick up phone to work.

When would this ever happen.
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TopicBitcoin breaks $5,000
EpicMickeyDrew
10/14/17 12:13:17 AM
#97
BignutzisBack posted...
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
So would you recommend against investing less than $200?

Who, me?

I think $200 is fine, make the right moves and you can multiply that bitch x10 in just a couple months

Now is a really good time to buy the more obscure alt coins (things that aren't Bitcoin, Ethereum, Monero, etc.) because prices have tanked hard since these Bitcoin shenanigans started. Buy a shitload of Obsidian if you wanna see fat gains by December


what app can I use to buyt Obsidian @Giblet_Enjoyer

I'm not sure, I use my PC to buy memecoins. Just make an account on cryptopia, that's the only exchange right now that sells Obsidian.

Here's a link just in case you're too incompetent to avoid ending up on a phishing site https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/Exchange/?market=ODN_BTC

That coin is being listed on another exchange called HITBTC on the 15th, the price will likely go up when that happens so now is the time to buy IMO.

Btw if you aren't familiar with any of this, what you gotta do is buy Bitcoin from a site like Coinbase, then make an account on Cryptopia, then go to your balances on Cryptopia and get your bitcoin address, and deposit the bitcoin you bought to that address and use it to buy Obsidian


wtf I can't buy it with cash?

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TopicDonut the porn guy is a millionaire thanks to bitcoin.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/13/17 9:16:57 PM
#26
That's fucking crazy. Fair play
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TopicBritain (US Ally) is 'preparing a battle plan for war with North Korea'
EpicMickeyDrew
10/13/17 2:22:18 AM
#33
awesome999 posted...
AffligemFR posted...
Reckless driver who filmed himself speeding in Porsche avoided jail by fleeing to Dubai

Wut?

TC doesn't read his own articles

Im convinced he puts them in intentionally.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicI had to go to the doctor because my penis...
EpicMickeyDrew
10/07/17 9:07:23 PM
#16
Robin_Dude posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Robin_Dude posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!

Woosh!

Et tu, brute?

hahaha
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TopicI had to go to the doctor because my penis...
EpicMickeyDrew
10/06/17 11:55:48 PM
#14
Robin_Dude posted...
SamsungGearS2 posted...
You sure it isn't orange from cheeto dust?

Woosh!

Woosh!
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Topicwhat would make you want to take part in a threesome, if anything?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/05/17 2:42:54 PM
#32
Kitt posted...
3khc posted...
Kitt posted...
chollima posted...
Kitt posted...
I'm not into threesomes. I'm in the minority.

Why?

I just doesn't look like something that would appeal to me.

I'm baffled. Please explain your reasoning.

I just doesn't look like something that would appeal to me.

'I don't like it because I don't like it' is a very cyclical argument.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicThe star of Spider-Man Homecoming is apparently deep in the closet
EpicMickeyDrew
10/05/17 12:22:58 PM
#91
metralo posted...
straight women do exceptionally more intimate things with their casual friends and no one bats an eye at them

this just screams insecurity and fragile masculinity tbh

the photobooth pictures are definitely more intimate than most male friendship pictures but I dunno I'd call him gay based off of it. even so, who gives a flying fuck

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TopicAre jacked up joints a normal part of aging?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/03/17 2:56:17 PM
#5
omega 3
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TopicThis woman asks you to impregnate her. No questions asked. Do you do it?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/28/17 12:42:02 AM
#14
name?
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TopicPerfect health until you turn 50 or limited time stopping.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/26/17 6:59:26 PM
#25
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Health. That's incredibly useful, and even though I'll get sick normally at 50, I'll be at a pretty great place to start.

With those restrictions that timestop power is practically useless. It's extremely situational. Stealing shit is like the most important part of a time stop power.

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TopicSlept with my ex
EpicMickeyDrew
09/24/17 9:18:12 PM
#26
butthole666 posted...
I know I shouldn't downplay or forget things that happened. It's just hard.


I did pull out this time tho

Why no condom?
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TopicWho is pojr?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/20/17 5:57:08 PM
#343
pojr posted...
Wtf

Hi pojor
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TopicIm gonna rank all the assassins creed main games now.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/20/17 2:51:46 PM
#8
GOATSLAYER posted...
Unity should be at the bottom of the list

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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
EpicMickeyDrew
09/18/17 2:12:32 PM
#247
teepan95 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
If someone quotes that last conversation and says lmao one more time, I'm going to pistol whip them.


Lmao

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TopicImagine literally believing that everything came from nothing
EpicMickeyDrew
09/17/17 5:28:59 PM
#29
weapon_d00d816 posted...
C_Pain posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Uhh isn't it the theists who believe that?

The Big Bang theory states that in the very beginning the entire universe was condensed into a tiny ball of incredible energy, which then expanded.

Theists believe a deity created the universe through waving a magic wand and poofing it into existence from nothing.

where did the condensed universe come from

god exists outside of the parameters of science and the universe so he can do whatever he wants

It didn't come from anywhere. It always existed in the sense that time started at its expansion.

"Before the beginning" is an invalid concept here, like trying to rewind a VHS tape beyond the very beginning. That's it. There isn't any further back to go.

Yes but before the beginning the VHS tape was created. Something created the very start of the VHS tape. @weapon_d00d816
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TopicHow to break my addiction to studying?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/17/17 1:24:06 PM
#2
Don't.
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TopicPull up a stool and let's have a rap about the time you lost your virginity
EpicMickeyDrew
09/17/17 1:19:38 PM
#7
Doom_Art posted...
giantblimpN7 posted...
The day after prom my date and I banged in the bathroom at an indoor water park.

that's beautiful

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TopicIs dying light worth a replay?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/16/17 5:52:45 PM
#3
yes
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TopicDumped my girlfriend
EpicMickeyDrew
09/12/17 5:27:27 PM
#4
Harpie posted...
You could at least have the decency to wait, out of repsect for both your ex and the new girl

He's trying to live his life. He did the decent thing by not going on the date before dumping his ex.
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TopicWe've only explored less that 5% of the ocean
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/17 4:38:46 PM
#123
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
UEl6FRd


Amazing

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