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Parappa09 posted...

dragnmaninferno posted...

He is shyer than I am if you can believe that. I initiated things last night. I will do so again next time but like I said no fucking as we are getting tested first.

doesnt mean hes less horny or wants to f >.>

getting tested is always a good idea tbf

If he's not sleeping with you it's because he's already hooking up with someone else tbh
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You suck
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You don't walk around the apartment in your underwear as much as you should
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Ivy
Scorpion
Green Arrow
Frank West/Chris/Morrigan
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I don't walk around the apartment in my underwear as much as I should
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My plan is to just let it crash and burn and quit tbh
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@MegaTech
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I finished Fallout 4
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Talks posted...

this is my nightmare.

It was this son's reality

And FF_Redux's fantasy

Vyrulisse posted...

FF_Redux posted...

Damn I want to see it

LOL I was going to mention you

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I hereby declare vegy banished from the Buttslam Boyz.

May God have mercy on your wicked soul.
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You seem really into salad tossing lately. There seems to have been a sharp uptick in talk about ass eating around the apartment this past week.
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Yall nasty
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Yeah your anus does tend to contract during orgasm
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CoolBeansAvi
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Well that's good.
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Start getting some buckets of water
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Parappa09 posted...

- my chubby belly is THERE

Lol
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Damn, I just saw they announced Bayonetta 3 on Switch. You need to get that MT
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Did you get me a puppy?
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Hey MT what do you want me to give you for Xmas
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Have you ever had your salad tossed for real tho?
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

AvlButtslam posted...

FYI guys don't tell your supervisor you didn't do any work all day if you want to keep your job, no matter how hot, young and friendly your supervisor seems.

Easier way to get fired is have your boss as a fuck buddy then laugh when she wants to make it official.

That's also an easy way to win a lawsuit tbh
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FYI guys don't tell your supervisor you didn't do any work all day if you want to keep your job, no matter how hot, young and friendly your supervisor seems.
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Lol
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Sometimes I feel like it
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Maybe, he was this gay queen who'd always ask me weird personal questions
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Focus on finding the hot gay spots around NYC first
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Sup guys
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A what
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That can't be real
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Next week will be 3 months since I last saw Ed

I think I may pull an Avi and shove my hand down his pants when I see him.

You don't have the guts tbh

Pitbuller_26 posted...

I found out my bf has a huge crush on Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther). Guess it's true about going black.

For celebrity crushes, I'm still on the Moonlight guy
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Despite how busy I am, I've been enjoying work for once. Nailed my client presentation last week that I was super stressed over and got great feedback from them and my program director so it's all smooth sailing from here. My temps are great, I don't feel like I'm doing busy work all the time, it's been really interesting and enlightening being involved in all the management responsibilities, and it's gonna look sooooo good on my resume.
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Vegy stop being such a homophobe
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Vegy, have you ever been spooned by another dude?
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On your back, ankles behind your head
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Yeah I'll try the beta for sure
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I said "hot"
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Yeah just stop there tbh
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Not this time, I was snuggling with his friend instead
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I finally got MT to watch Terminator 2 last night
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Lol
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Should I go out tonight or just stay home and play video games all day
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The one last year was absolute dog shit so I don't want to go, but I might be obligated to as a team lead
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I'd lay that bitch out for like $500 min
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Holy fuck quarter of a century
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Figures you liked the nut cup eh
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Well maybe you should, bitch
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MegaTech posted...

Being a ButtSlamBoy means youre at least bi curious by default. You accepted the conditions upon membership vegy.

I love that this is posted by MT
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Why would you not just go online
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