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Burnt_Puke82
02/02/18 11:27:11 PM
#31
When you're listening to Tool, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on Lateralus (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way Tool could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.

Another thing you should note about Tool is that it's easy to get a headache listening to them. Not because they're a bad band, but because of how many ideas their music is riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just turn it off and give it a listen the next day.

If you don't like the music, you'll definitely at least enjoy reading through the lyrics, and picking apart the song itself and all of the artistic values that go into making it the complexity that it is.
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Topicctrl+V Topic
Burnt_Puke82
02/02/18 11:22:50 PM
#29
4VK6K0v
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TopicCE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet
Burnt_Puke82
02/02/18 11:11:59 PM
#107
lmao

I needed that on my Friday night.

At least I know who that is now. <_<

Also, I used to think you were that cotton eye joe account, but I'm pretty sure you're not.
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TopicCE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet
Burnt_Puke82
02/02/18 11:04:48 PM
#100
Leanaunfurled posted...
I'm Harpie and I'm a cornman Alt tbh. also burnt puke is my uncle

@DocileOrangeCup

cornman pls

You've sent like half of the confessions in this topic haven't you?
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Topicwoohoo i got that warning overturned
Burnt_Puke82
02/01/18 11:23:16 PM
#22
wait a minute....

Whats this talk about chicken sandwiches?
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Topicctrl+V Topic
Burnt_Puke82
02/01/18 8:43:32 PM
#19
y8Ea8jB
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Topicctrl+V Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/31/18 11:50:50 PM
#13
My confession starts in the countryside. It was late March and some storm clouds were rolling in across the plains. I remember driving down the road doing about 90mph. No no it wasn't March it was April. April shower bring May flowers right? Ya know what's weird is that's not always true. Funny story about April, I knew this bitch back in high school... well that's for another time. Anyway, there I was in New York City, it wasn't the countryside by the way. Well let's get to the point here. Where the fuck was I going with this? Ahhh yes, so my favorite color is blue.
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TopicCE Confessions Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/31/18 3:20:09 AM
#49
DocileOrangeCup posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I want Cornman's creamed corn inside of me

WTF @Burnt_Puke82 that had to have been you

nah, I just now noticed this topic.

But that's a pretty good line. I now wish I would have said it.
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Topicctrl+V Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/30/18 4:20:17 PM
#1

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Topicis rick moranis dead.
Burnt_Puke82
01/30/18 4:19:22 PM
#5
xoZ91r6
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TopicHave you made any new friends recently?
Burnt_Puke82
01/30/18 2:43:58 AM
#8
Nope

All I've done is lose friends over the years.
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TopicUFC star child ronda rousey signs with the WWE!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/29/18 12:40:37 AM
#4
I figured this was coming eventually.
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Topicimagine watching the grammys
Burnt_Puke82
01/29/18 12:28:16 AM
#25

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Topicwhat the fuck mods? why isnt lunas topic deleted?????? you just closed it? wtf
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 10:24:17 PM
#25
Funkydog posted...
Lovely chap, Luna >.>

He's been doing this shit on CE for years too. Whenever he's finally banned the post usually has something to do with rape. He's had countless accounts banned that way.
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TopicYou know, we really are...
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 8:47:20 PM
#8
Going_Deep_08 posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...

WTF is that?

chill02 posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
Katy Perry

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TopicYou know, we really are...
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 8:45:45 PM
#6

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TopicIs bare ass moddable?
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 7:52:37 PM
#13
gnome from nome posted...
ib4 blackmanass.jpg

4VK6K0v
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TopicWas the 'Who Shot Mr Burns' shooter identity a disappointment? *spoilers*
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 7:43:34 PM
#27
I remember the buildup right before it aired, they had John Walsh from America's Most Wanted do a whole bit about it. It was great.
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TopicDocileOrangeCup General #1
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 4:34:32 PM
#186
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
sip the cupy

I tried sipping it the other day, but I had to add more corn.
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TopicI got something to say. This world deserves to die.
Burnt_Puke82
01/28/18 3:18:17 AM
#106
chill02 posted...

FUGtGtz
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TopicWow I can't even begin
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 2:10:19 AM
#29
chill02 posted...

I'm drunk right now, but this is the new default CE post.

Chill is the best
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Topichi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 2:02:54 AM
#185
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Dammit, the soberness is hitting me now.

I guess the corn worked. The drunkenness is still there though, so it's not all the way gone yet.

i knew it

corn cures all

Actually, I ate an english muffin a few minutes ago so maybe my soberness wasn't corn related.
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Topichi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 1:59:03 AM
#180
Dammit, the soberness is hitting me now.

I guess the corn worked. The drunkenness is still there though, so it's not all the way gone yet.
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Topichi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 1:50:53 AM
#172
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
My love for you is still at 73% so the love is still kinda strong

ok your love is declining quickly we gotta do this fast

ill get the corn

Corn may not do it this time.

I found a couple of pillows and these pillows are looking pretty good right now.

I may be gone for the night soon too.
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Topichi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 1:47:56 AM
#168
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
RIP harpie

She's probably done for the night.

did you sober up or do you still love me

My love for you is still at 73% so the love is still kinda strong
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Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 1:41:46 AM
#164
RIP harpie

She's probably done for the night.
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Topichi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 12:46:57 AM
#103
Carlbertomfg posted...
Where them rankings @

I want to be the very best.

If you don't eat the butt you won't make the list.
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Topichi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!!
Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 12:43:55 AM
#97
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
I'm drunk af right now too.

You should just fuck Mr. Cup. I'll just watch in the background.

Burnt_Puke82 posted...
I'm deeding in this topic right now >_>

That was like 4 years ago, Mr. Cup. I can't be held responsible for my actions.
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Burnt_Puke82
01/27/18 12:40:23 AM
#92
I'm drunk af right now too.

You should just fuck Mr. Cup. I'll just watch in the background.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 11:58:37 PM
#72
KookyDetective posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
lmao

cup is my lover

it's all true lmao


True

MrBobGray posted...
Whos the Cup?

ME but on my main

Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Harpie

Cup is your lover too

Just embrace him. You know it's the right thing to do.

You heard em harp. If drunk burnt puke said it it's gotta be true.

I'm probably not going to remember any of this but you're damn right it's true.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 11:21:28 PM
#65
MrBobGray posted...
Whos the Cup?

He's too docile to admit it tbh.

He wants the harpie. He'll embrace it eventually./
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 11:15:04 PM
#61
Harpie

Cup is your lover too

Just embrace him. You know it's the right thing to do.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 11:08:21 PM
#54
lmao

cup is my lover

it's all true lmao
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 11:03:03 PM
#50
I'm pretty out of it right now.

Don't pay attention to me anymore. I love the Cup lmao
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 10:52:32 PM
#37
I don't even know what's going on anymore.

I said this would be my last drink but I keep drinking.

Such is life
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 10:46:42 PM
#29
Harpie

Embrace the Cup.

He'll be a great husband.
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TopicROD's main is finally banned
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 9:51:18 PM
#57
It finally happened.

His main account seem to be perpetually warned or in purg. So this was bound to happen sooner or later.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 9:48:17 PM
#15
Mr. Cup.

When are you going to marry harpie?

I'll be your best man.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 9:44:49 PM
#13
I'm drunk and getting drunker.

The only answer is to keep drinking.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 9:32:38 PM
#10
@DocileOrangeCup
@KookyDetective

You should be drinking tonight too tbh
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 9:11:02 PM
#6
Zack_Attackv1 posted...

Since it's Jake the Snake I'll allow it.
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TopicFriday Night Drinking Topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 8:40:50 PM
#1
I'm drinking a few screwdrivers tonight.

What are you drinking tonight, CE?
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Topicis rick moranis dead
Burnt_Puke82
01/26/18 4:36:37 PM
#10
Caution999 posted...
Feed me Seymour

His best movie imo
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TopicLast day of GameFAQs.com topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/25/18 4:16:59 PM
#62
smoliske posted...
@RaptorLC bought like 30 to get to the top of highest karma users

He can correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember Gavi saying he paid for the shirts so Raptor would get the karma boost.

Also, it was 10 shirts, not 30. You could buy up to 10 and get 100 karma per shirt iirc
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TopicThat Do You Like Gunplagirl topic was mod closed, I suppose.
Burnt_Puke82
01/25/18 4:14:10 PM
#36
Leanaunfurled posted...
never got to share her opinion on it. :(

Maybe she was going out of her way to avoid the topic
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TopicLast day of GameFAQs.com topic
Burnt_Puke82
01/25/18 4:02:17 PM
#54
gnomefromnome posted...
leverageblargh posted...
rofl he's actually responding to classic mandoposting

You have surpassed me armando

Even I couldn't get him to seriously respond to blarghposting

Maybe if you made sense...what was that supposed to mean

I thought it made sense. <_<
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TopicFor fucks sake, The XFL might come back
Burnt_Puke82
01/25/18 3:52:56 PM
#46
MabusIncarnate posted...
He Hate Me

lol

First thing I thought of tbh
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TopicDocileOrangeCup General #1
Burnt_Puke82
01/25/18 1:07:35 AM
#162
KookyDetective posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
What did you do this time to get warned, cornyboy?

You know how in call of duty you can kill yourself in last stand by pressing X and "taking the cowards way out"? I said that in reference to someone saying I destroyed myself and the mods thought I was telling him to kill himself

Was the TC of this topic referring to you?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/76237905

Cause he described that scenario too.

Edit: Never mind. I read more of it. I guess he was referring to you. lol
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TopicWarned/Suspended General XLV: Make moderations great again
Burnt_Puke82
01/25/18 12:58:29 AM
#187
electricbugs2 posted...
lmao 10 k alts.

Seriously though whoever that is that trolls the nintendo board with literally 10,000 alts needs to seek help.
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