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TopicSnail Mail
elg3cko
10/24/17 9:06:40 PM
#1
Do you write letters to friends and family? How dead is this custom to you?

I'm down to one "pen pal" as the term goes.
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TopicFlorida Woman must REMOVE her Pro-Trump SIGNS and she's OUTRAGED!!!
elg3cko
10/24/17 9:03:02 PM
#4
"home owner" lol accomplishing many things in her life time.
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TopicGeorgia Woman is OUTRAGED she couldn't sing the NATIONAL ANTHEM on an Airplane!
elg3cko
10/17/17 10:52:11 PM
#7
It definitely feels like wanting public attention, and to have a story to tell to friends & family later, about how they personally honored a "fallen hero/heroine"
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Topicdo you sleep too much or not enough?
elg3cko
10/17/17 10:41:15 PM
#7
I'll probably ask again next week, with a poll and like a million options.
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TopicCar bomb kills Daphne Caruana Galizia, Panama Papers journalist
elg3cko
10/17/17 10:27:33 PM
#9
This sucks so bad. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorist are all over Las Vegas instead of stuff like this.
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TopicCereal....with a spork?
elg3cko
10/17/17 9:59:15 PM
#11
ArctheLad13 posted...
Blaqthourne posted...
If it was a plastic spork, it could have been from those plastic-wrapped sets of plasticware, many of which include a spork instead of a fork and spoon.


I suppose I didn't consider that.


I immediately thought those plastic sporks from take-out food/cafeteria.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
elg3cko
10/17/17 9:53:05 PM
#7
NYET

maybe a little is okay.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
Topicdo you sleep too much or not enough?
elg3cko
10/17/17 9:30:56 PM
#1
Both, depending on how busy life is.

I sort of wish it were more stable, though. I'm struggling to be awake rk.
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TopicHow spontaneous are you?
elg3cko
10/12/17 10:25:53 PM
#8
Ooo nice curve.
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Topicjust found out my girlfriend is cheating on me
elg3cko
10/12/17 9:59:37 PM
#4
will you be sad or relieved it's over?
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Topicfor the longest time, i wouldn't try an egg roll.
elg3cko
10/12/17 9:56:46 PM
#14
I thought the eggroll skin has egg as an ingredient.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCould you stop eating a particular animal if asked?
elg3cko
10/12/17 9:54:18 PM
#62
I'm on board with Pescatarian being Vegetarians still, but it feels like a system cheat.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCould you stop eating a particular animal if asked?
elg3cko
10/12/17 9:35:11 PM
#61
dedbus posted...
If that particular animal asked. But probably just that one in particular.


hahaha!
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicA man walks into a restaurant and he sits down.
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:55:33 PM
#2
Sounds like he got forked.
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TopicI have transcended the mortal plane and become a Novice User!
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:45:04 PM
#2
It comes through e-mail.
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TopicWHY do you care what people THINK?
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:43:58 PM
#5
..I think they are singing, which I guess is a type of poetry.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
Topicwat is your weirdest snack?
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:37:13 PM
#1
Like one you would put together.

I think mine is refried bean paste on toast, with a thin layer of sour cream and parmesan cheese on top.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCould you stop eating a particular animal if asked?
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:19:01 PM
#5
Zeus posted...
Probably, but it depends on the animal. I could forgo eating quail meat tomorrow, for instance.


Oh, good point. I suppose it'd very easy for me to give up quail, compared to chicken.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicI want to start drinking tea, but it's just..
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:07:46 PM
#18
Ginseng tea is pretty tasty.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCould you stop eating a particular animal if asked?
elg3cko
10/10/17 10:04:54 PM
#1
Say, by your doctor, an example being asked to quit red meat.

Would you do it? or continue against the advice? or get another opinion from someone like Dr. Nick from the Simpsons?
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TopicCalifornia wildfires
elg3cko
10/10/17 9:49:27 PM
#16
It's trippy to smell the fires from so far away. I live in Oakland.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicSylvester doesn't really look like a cat.
elg3cko
10/10/17 9:47:57 PM
#15
catman!
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
Topici made a topic expressing my disdain that snapple used glass bottls still, and
elg3cko
10/05/17 10:32:56 PM
#7
Playsaver posted...
They sell Snapple in both glass and plastic bottles. They have for a long time.

^
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicHow could a person be athiest?
elg3cko
10/05/17 10:28:08 PM
#2
i c w u d
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicI bought stardew valley today ^-^
elg3cko
10/05/17 10:20:33 PM
#6
I wanna play so bad, but am more interested in the multiplayer aspect. I think they said implementation is next year.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCake or Death?
elg3cko
10/03/17 11:16:35 PM
#17
Krazy_Kirby posted...
but the cake is a lie


HL3 is the lie.
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TopicCake or Death?
elg3cko
10/03/17 10:50:00 PM
#14
I am sad that cake is winning, though I guess I did vote death.
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TopicWhats for dinner tonight?
elg3cko
10/03/17 10:49:02 PM
#8
Tacos or sandwiches.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicSuppose there's a game that's really hard, but you weirdly are great at it?
elg3cko
10/03/17 10:24:54 PM
#5
methodical?
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCake or Death?
elg3cko
10/03/17 10:05:49 PM
#3
Kyuubi4269 posted...
This isn't the Death Star.


It is and there is cake being offered, in addition to death.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicCake or Death?
elg3cko
10/03/17 9:58:44 PM
#1
Cake or Death?


~(*w*)~
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicA vegan date is st your place for the 3rd date. You order pizza and arent vegan
elg3cko
10/03/17 9:53:15 PM
#14
Always gotta ask the person if it's okay, though! It is courteous.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicA vegan date is st your place for the 3rd date. You order pizza and arent vegan
elg3cko
10/03/17 9:47:08 PM
#11
I'd like to eat less meat and cheese, but I doubt I'd be able to go full vegan. I'd probably date a vegan, though.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicDo you carry money in a wallet or loosely in pocket/bag?
elg3cko
09/28/17 11:06:16 PM
#6
Ooo money clips. I might do this thing.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicDo you carry money in a wallet or loosely in pocket/bag?
elg3cko
09/28/17 10:38:50 PM
#1
Loose in pocket for me.

I don't like large wallets, so the one I have only has room enough for a handful of cards/IDs.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicI'm going to sleep
elg3cko
09/28/17 10:34:25 PM
#3
How long are you going to be asleep?
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicWho's more likely to be a lousy person: a handsome man or a hot woman?
elg3cko
09/28/17 10:33:33 PM
#18
More than likely, men.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicIf your best friend had body odor:
elg3cko
09/28/17 10:31:41 PM
#6
Lokarin posted...
I require people tell me about my odor 'cuz I can't smell myself


That sucks :O

But great to have friends that'll let ya know.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicIf your best friend had body odor:
elg3cko
09/28/17 9:53:20 PM
#1
Would you tell them? That's not to say they are having a sweaty day or ate something that made them gassy, but rather that they generally don't maintain their hygiene at a level comfortable for others.

Well, would you say something??
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicUpdate on the barber im in love with
elg3cko
09/28/17 9:42:02 PM
#18
I second the weakness of the generalization.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicUpdate on the barber im in love with
elg3cko
09/26/17 10:43:48 PM
#11
Sounds like he is criticizing PotD members for wanting natural hair color in ze wimminz.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicSO do you think Beth is... (Rick and Morty spoilers)
elg3cko
09/26/17 10:06:39 PM
#15
Bagamak posted...
this brings up a big plot hole from the most recent episode. Rick claimed he made that world for her when she was a little girl. but he didn't. because she isn't his original Beth. He never met this Beth when she was a girl. he didn't raise her.


It's not the Beth he made the world for, but this timeline is as close as possible to the timelines he left, so it does include raising her and making a little world for her. As far as wat is different from this timeline to the ones he abandoned, it is going to be a very small detail (still unknown tho, to the audience).
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicSurprised at today's Poll
elg3cko
09/21/17 11:10:00 PM
#7
It's cool, i forgot the board was split a long time ago. Yay social boards.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicSurprised at today's Poll
elg3cko
09/21/17 10:54:01 PM
#4
Still?!

Y'all will never change.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicFuckin a doctor tells me I got popcorn lung
elg3cko
09/21/17 10:51:11 PM
#48
don't duck foctors
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicSurprised at today's Poll
elg3cko
09/21/17 10:43:16 PM
#1
I voted as planning for a Switch, but in reality I am going to wait for Metroid or Smash Bros release.

It seems like quite the wait if I do this, though. Zelda is the only other game that is of interest rk.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
TopicDo you do a thing automatically when concentrating intensely?
elg3cko
09/21/17 10:39:24 PM
#9
Lip licking is a little strange.

Currant_Kaiser, never play poker. Inversely, Quol you should go pro [in poker].
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