Lurker > badwinkles

Agreed, dudes voice is like a bad keanu reeves and doesnt fit with the character... I feel like they tried to make gerald too neutral, too likeable and he comes off as kind of a smartass. Idk. He's just so boring

Also agree about the combat. So far its just been dodge timing and mash X

the two swords thing is cool but really who gives a shit. been considering changing to Just the story! because combat is so tedious

JUST LET ME EQUIP A FUCKING SHIELD
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wow can't let me have my own eh
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Piracy is a CRIME
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fucked by dairy queen for the very last time

goodnight sweet prince
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rip
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grab them saddle bags and
toss 'em over me let's

ride on
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DUDES whO CAPITALIZE random SHIT IN THE topic TITLE
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good place to test out if you like to be pissed on

idk
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^

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Its gotten better, but there's so much bullshit now along side the good stuff. Usually money related

EA cough
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how the hell do you wake up dead
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look I dont give a crap about political correctness, but their races didnt need to be pointed out in the topic title, you attention whoring click baiting prick
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its ok, they grow back
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Label your tracks
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

When the horns come in, it's physically impossible not to pick up the pace of whatever you're doing

fuck. that is fresh

I feel like going outside ans hitting trees with that katana I got at the swap five years ago
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Alma awakened

also hype af
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fucking Lapras used ice beam
it's super effective
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one more bumpo. This really sucks

Why would Aux be flashing? Theres nothing plugged into the port, never was.

Tried to Unpair, reconnect but is unable to communicate.
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COMIN' FROM BOUNTY LAND


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Turtlebread posted...

badwinkles posted...

how do we know she wasnt?

imo that's not good enough to claim the game has an abundance of rape
it's never particularly explicit about the issue

eh its like the fourth instance of rape ive come across so far in this game. Kind of feel like theyre trying extra hard to be "Adult" by bringing it up so much. Just tired of it.

Conflicted like this game isn't great but I'm trying really hard to enjoy it
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also fucked kiera then murdered her the next morning

Got away with it though. what a hero gerald is
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the way she explained the events, she might as well have been. It was only after her story was over was it like, "na jk she wasn't"
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alright then fuck you all, I'll drop the thrones thing

I did a quest earlier for kiera, where some girl almost? gets raped or drinks a sleeping potion, then maybe is raped, then eaten alive by rats

her boyfriend also gives her up for some reason, and is almost made to watch, but flees the scene

the end of that quest is great though, if you give her bones to her lover
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Lorthremar posted...

badwinkles posted...

Who the fuck is Gerald?

the MC

You all are high. Witcher is so Game of thrones it makes me sick

all its missing is dragons and wieners

you're right, game of thrones absolutely has aborted fetus monsters wandering around along with various other similar monsters

I said that I like the monster lore this game has. it's really good and yea it's unique to witcher.

but 80% of the rest of the game is thrones level dialogue and scenarios. The plot is different obviously but the flavor is the same
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

boring ass game

right?
It has its moments. but you gotta wade through 10 hours of mostly bullshit to find them
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I call him that because geralt is a fuck all stupid name
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Who the fuck is Gerald?

the MC

You all are high. Witcher is so Game of thrones it makes me sick

all its missing is dragons and wieners
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MC_BatCommander posted...

badwinkles posted...

Worst main character ever

This game reads like a second rate game of thrones. Im tired of the "trying to be tough" english accents and all the fucking rape

what the fuck are you talking about, this game is nothing like got

bro it's Game of Thrones: The Videogame
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some dude posted...
Rape was super common in that era

But its written like people enjoy it in some sick way, in a story context. Both in Thrones and Witcher

Idk. its not what I wanna hear about or be forced to endure when I wanna be entertained, some freaks like it but
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Worst main character ever

This game reads like a second rate game of thrones. Im tired of the "trying to be tough" english accents and all the fucking rape
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I tried hitting it, that usually works

but nothin
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yeah man, like five times

played with the on/off switch too
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bump

at first it was lazyness.
but after googlin' some I can't find a solution
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just for comedy central nostalgia

carmen electra tits for tots!
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boxington posted...

there's always Gwent

oh fuck you
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the monster-lore is fucking cool though. The crones are a fuckin great design, Godlings, Botchlings. that kind of stuff. Really into it but everything else, meh
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still gonna beat it though, I don't really have anything else to do
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I'm trying to balance out all the shit I hate about it, with the few things I like about it

Biggest problem so far is that I hate gerald so much. And there aint shit to do in villages

also never played a game where I set my controller down for roughly half of all playtime. even with other dialogue heavy games I always felt like I should at least be HOLDING the damn thing

but na. this "game" is as autopilot as you can get.
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DA:O is a fucking 3 part novel series. Took me 80 hours to beat, not to mention all my other characters I made but never finished

Kotor, as mentioned
and maybe the witcher 3 but, it sucks ass compared to dragon age
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the AUX light on my speaker is flashing a steady green, and I can't connect my bluetooth to it. this has never happened before

this is your one chance to be somewhat useful

how i fix this
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gross
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what is your disability called?
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fucking Ozzy osbourne's gonna outlive miley cyrus
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You ever heard of a fucking british rock and roll star dying? No, none of them die.

mick jagger, keith richards
those led zeppelin motherfuckers old as fuck
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no, it didn't
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na, just borrowed it from someone for a week
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naa. I probably won't play the switch again. It was a great affair but that's over now
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loved that game. Lizzie was my favorite
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