Lurker > Master Kazuya

i dont get the complaints at all. but i like justin timberlakes music and stuff.

great selection of hits, great music and scene transitions, great presentation, great dancing/choreography
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Offworlder1 posted...

Welcome to 2011 in 2018 bro, your only 7 years late to the party.

He's not really late since they rerelease this fucking game every 4 months
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rofl
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I was being chased by some like, weird monstrous shadowy thing and I was running, eventually I found my way into a house, and then I ran in the bathroom and it followed me in there. I was like, well I can't run any more so I might as well confront it and ask this thing what exactly it wants and why it's chasing me. It then somehow turns into a fat girl thats on the toilet seat (with the lid closed) and I just proceed to have sex with her.

Very bizarre
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last
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Oh
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Conflict posted...

I think my point went over your head

Oh, I think I see it. You're saying that I shouldn't be in a relationship if I'm hoping someone in a relationship would cheat, because my mindset is inherently unethical/counterproductive to maintaining a relationship.

Idk if I'm necessarily looking for a relationship though. Hook up would be fine.
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Conflict posted...

The fact that you're asking this question suggests that you're not deserving of/ready for a relationship in the first place.

Yeah because absolutely everyone in a relationship is some kinda enlightened, deserving, soul material huh
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This coworkers been around for bits and pieces and she's really cool. I had to do a whole shift with her today, and the more I get to know her, the cooler she gets.

She's my type in terms of looks and fashion/style. She likes all the same nerdy stuff I do, she's skilled at art and appreciates music (I'm vice versa), and she's incredibly laid back like I am so our shift was amazingly chill.

Ugh, just fucking sucks.
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I4NRulez posted...

just dont drink if you cant control yourself

But I wanna ween myself off. I feel like moderating and having a consistent amount is better than binging randomly to counteract being sober randomly. That way it goes from "oh shit I'm drinking tonight, might as well go ham cause who knows next time I'll drink (which usually ends up being tomorrow or the day after)", to "okay I had my one drink for the day that I planned".

thronedfire2 posted...

Trust me you won't stop at just 1 after a while

This could also be a reality.

NES4EVER posted...

Drinking at home saves money compared to going out and drinking.

It just makes economical sense.

Drinking at home gives you so much more accessibility which can also be a bad thing if you're dumb about it like me. When I go out to a bar to drink, I'm way more likely to drink less because I know I'm paying way more for it. Also, being at home gives you nothing to ping off of. When you go out, you generally wanna be near the same level as everyone else.

Drinking at some sports bar after work with some coworkers, I'm just gonna have like 1-3 beers, because so are they, and I also have obligation to sober up to drive home. Drinking at home with a 30 rack just chilling, I'm gonna have like 5-8 because I have nobody to keep in check with and no obligation to do anything.
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Pepys Monster posted...

I have a better idea. Drink 6 drinks every Friday and no other days.

But I usually go out Friday AND Saturday. And sometimes there are concerts on weekdays.

I'm talking about for days when I'm literally just sitting home and chilling the whole time.
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Maybe that'll help my impending downward alcohol spiral
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SoundNetwork posted...

new technologies.

That's not a justification for stupid plot devices lol. Imagine a futuristic show about cars where making 3 left turns in a row makes the car self detonate. That's fucking stupid to include in a car. I don't care how far into the future it is. The fact of the matter is that beyond the fictional world, I'm the audience, therefore this future tech has to have a modicum of relatability to how we know things work, and absolutely no auto manufacturer would include something as idiotic as that, which makes the whole premise worthless and dramatic just for the sake of it.

The magic in Harry Potter has more design logic than some of the tech in Black Mirror. It has nothing to do with the fact that it's new or fictional technology. It's just not believable and there isn't enough surrounding it where the suspension of disbelief can be kept. Star Trek has a ton of future tech and that's fine. Star Wars has a shit ton of holes in their future tech and even that's okay because the base of it makes sense and there's other stuff happening. Black Mirror just has unrealistic ways of explaining tech, and most of all, the whole point of the show is how it mirrors our society. The point is that it's not wild. The point is that it's trying to be grounded. But it's the complete opposite.
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Joenage posted...

What an awful opinion

Waldo moment was cool because of, hey drawing in attention and feeding off of it is literally how politics is now and also when a group of people try to represent a single person's vision, they usually fuck it up and Flanderize it.

National Anthem wasn't bad. I put it at the top of Entertaining because it was entertaining. I get that the whole point of the premise was to hook the viewer into the series. But I felt like the crazy hook sorta overstayed its welcome and didn't need to last the entire hour. Also, the stakes were so drastic that fucking the pig wasn't even an interesting concept because clearly he should just fuck the pig. But the whole time the episode was like "OMG isnt it crazy that he has to fuck a pig? omg. isn't it crazy that he has to fuck a pig?" By the end of it, it's like, yes, I fucking get that he needs to fuck a pig.

It's just like, please, episode. Please have something else to this besides...."omg isnt it crazy that he has to fuck a pig?".
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SoundNetwork posted...

are u fucking cereal
have u gone total kellogs?

I don't understand how "virtual clone with consciousness is forced into torment for eternity" is not only somehow believable (NO TECH WORKS LIKE THIS), but also continuously entertaining and thought provoking. It's just drastic for the sake of being drastic, not for any sort of message. AND, if you think there IS a message, it's a repeated theme by BM which makes it worse due to sheer oversaturation.

I do think the opening pain doctor bit was kinda neat in a way, but the rest of the episode was stupid.
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Legitimately Good tier:
Entire History of You
Hang the DJ
Nosedive
San Junipero
Arkangel
Be Right Back

Cool Concept tier:
Hated in the Nation
The Waldo Moment
15 Million Merits
Men Against Fire

At Least Entertaining tier:
National Anthem
Metalhead
Crocodile

Stupid tier:
Shut Up and Dance
Black Museum
Playtest
USS Callister
White Christmas
White Bear
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ReedRothchiId posted...

Me too man. Favorite movie?

I think it might be Star Trek 2009. It has amazing character development for both main characters, and both of them develop a relationship with each other that develops together.

It's very easy to rewatch and has cool side characters
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ama
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how much
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Kamala_Harris posted...

Dude all kids in high school watch rated R movies if you don't let them do that you are literally a helicopter parent

Dude. I said I'd let them watch ONE LEVEL HIGHER than they are. That means from age 13 onwards, I most likely wouldn't have a problem with rated R. Are you able to read, I literally said "my teenagers can watch R movies" whcih means 13 onwards, which guess what. That age covers highschool. Try reading the posts again and report back with what you find.

Because I'm such a nice piece of ass, I'll break it down for you further.

can watch G: toddlers
can watch PG13: age 5-12
can watch R: age 13+

Tell me the age that highschoolers are in, and let me know where they are on the above list.
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Kamala_Harris posted...

Is it even a question if you kids in high school can watch rated R? wow lol

Huh?
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I grew up without really anything censored unless my mom was physically in the room with me, but otherwise, I could watch/play pretty much anything.

Now that I'm older, I feel like I'm going to be a little stricter on that than my parents because I'm more aware of ratings and why they are what they are.

I'll probably let them watch one level higher than they are (so my kids can watch PG13, my teenagers can watch R), but I'll probably censor like, horror movies and stuff, because that can actually fuck kids up even if temporarily.

If I know they're watching stuff at a friends house, I'll probably let it slide, but advise them that sometimes ratings are meant to be there because the content is disgusting and meant to mess with you.
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masticatingman posted...

How or why are you even talking to girls if they haven't seen a pic of you yet though?

reddit

coinstarcad posted...

So what? Do you think the average guy should get positive responses from 95% of girls?

No. It's just like, if the conversation is going well, like, I'm not even barely passable being like "oh I guess I'll give it a shot, even if he looks less than 10/10 at least he's cool". It's just, straight to uggo city for me
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Nah, im uggo
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Not even an NSFW pic. Just my pic. Of myself.

Maybe I'm not bad with girls, just ugly.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

I prefer chilling out with dudes than with females to be honest.

Yeah me too. I think girls are cool when they're mixed with guys, but just girls is sometimes grating.
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We're cool enough to hang outside of work, but hanging with them is stressful. They're two girls and honestly it's way too much to handle sometimes. They talk at a million miles per hour, constantly changing emotional states, and talk maaaad shit. I'm just like, chill the fuck out. They're crazy and their energy makes me feel a little crazy too. Not even in a fun way. I get into this weird state of mind where I'm also super energized while talking shit. Idk. It's a good reminder why girls can absolutely suck to hang with.
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MGS5 blows
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Better than Burnettes
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darth jar jar
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

Yakisoba and ramen is the good shit

Ramen is good all around, even though people like taking pics of it. No issue with price/quantity/quality ratio here.

Gafemage posted...

Do you consider pizza a "millennial food" as well TC?

no

Krojen posted...

It's no avocado toast.

true
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ArchiePeck posted...

It's... really not that expensive.

If you want to get full, it's overpriced. If you just want the e-fame, it's def worth the money.
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It's super expensive so you can complain about how you have no money after you pay for it, it's foreign/exotic so you get to show how multicultured you are, and best of all, it's packaged nicely so that when you upload it on Snapchat/Instagram/Facebook, you look cool as fuck. It's also 'healthy' so you get to show that you have a quirky healthnut side.

I don't think it tastes bad but I think it's taken as a huge novelty.
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what extent

follow up question would be male and female differences
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I don't believe most celebrity accusations anyway. There's nearly everything to gain and nearly nothing to lose. I never thought he actually did it but I can understand why people would be concerned. It must've been a wild life, being one of the most famous people on the entire planet.

lol @ Darth Vader
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I liked Popeye's better anyway.
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BignutzisBack posted...

I think people take it too far when they talk about how revolutionary and deep it is but I think you did the same thing in the opposite direction trying to compare to Goosebumps

Part of that is hyperbole and part of it is true. Sometimes the episodes come off as an unrealistic spook fest rather than a "hm, I could see how the technology introduced in this episode could have this outcome on society".
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Idk, it seems like, only slightly more in depth than an episode of Goosebumps or Jimmy Neutron. Usually the premises are kinda cool but they are taken to hyperbolic extremes and come off as really cheesy. Sometimes it's too preachy and like "omg technology has BAD ASPECTS TO IT".

They also run similar themes, like (unjustified) public perception, people being trapped in a virtual world with no way out (wtf kind of inventor would make a leisure device that's so easily fatal and irreversible), etc. And for a show that attempts to be grounded and realistic in its technological implications, they sure make a lot of leaps in how the tech actually works.

I'm not going to say it's a bad show, because it is entertaining. I just don't find it as mind blowing or revolutionary as some people make it out to be.
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I would fuck as many people as I physically could. If my asshole doesn't give out, that's roughly 900k minimum.
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KILBOTz posted...

Yeah those would feel like pretty clear signals to me most of the time.

Exactly. Like, if the other girl had just been slightly friendly, and I tried something, and she didn't want to, then that's totally fine by me. I saw something that could have or couldn't have been real, took a shot at it, turned out to be not real. Sucks, but is still fine.

However, when I see something that definitely looks real, go for it, and it turns out to be not real, that's when I start questioning everything.
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pojr posted...

In what way

Scruffing my hair, leaning over my lap to get something on the other side of me (using me as support), putting their legs on my lap, grabbing my waist, resting head on my shoulder briefly, linking arms, playing footsies, tickling, oh and one time, LITERALLY KISSING ME ON THE CHEEK
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Silver Bearings posted...

You've never flirted with someone you didn't want things to progress?

Maybe to them they think I've been flirty, but no, I never consciously have. There's a certain kind of comfortable/familiar behavior you can have with anyone (joking, teasing, etc), and then there's another kind of interaction that happens with someone you like, where it'd be weird/off if you acted that way with a guy friend (speaking between two straight guys).
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HighOnSolar posted...

can't tell if you just compared yourself to fast food or not

Inadvertently yeah. I could've said anything. Grocery store, restaurant, etc. Just an analogy.
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It drives me crazy, so far two girls that I've really liked have done this, be physical and shit, etc, and then when I try to move things actually forward, they're just super hesitant and these walls come up. It's fine if they don't want anything more of it, but it's like, why on earth would you do that to me beforehand?

That's like going to a fast food restaurant, ordering food, and just throwing it away once you get it. Why the fuck did you order if you didn't want to eat?
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Yeah.

The most significant case of this I can remember is a year ago. My friend invited me to her friend's bday party. I walk in the apartment and I see like 10-12 girls, all hot and dressed up to go out, pregaming in the living room. I was like "oh fuck" and headed straight for the bathroom, not because I had to use it, but just as an isolated room to collect myself.

I head out, get myself situated, and of course grab a drink and pound it. We're all just hanging out and stuff, playing drinking games. The craziest part of the ratio is that girls initiated with me. Normally, it's me that has to start conversations with girls just to show up as a blip on their radar. This time though, I didn't have to do anything, they made it incredibly easy to tease them back. They said stuff like "I'm grabbing another drink, you aren't judging me, are you?" with a devious smile. I'm just sitting there thinking like, wow this attention is awesome.

It turns out that the best way I can get women to come to me is if I'm literally the only guy.
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Nobody can speak like normal people to each other, it's all in pseudo poems and profound
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Original joke?
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