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TopicThis 18 y/o Alabama Kid was caught MOLESTING a 20 y/o Female HORSE!!!
Cruddy_horse
01/11/18 10:11:04 PM
#31
OmegaTomHank posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Do you think bestiality should be a prison charge?


Yep as it's forcing yourself on a living thing.


One can not force oneself on a horse. Its a flipping horse.

If you are touching the horse or fucking it its because the horse is allowing you to do so.

If it does not want you to do this the horse will simply knock the piss out of you(or kill you) or bite your face off.


I'm not gonna defend this guys statement, but technically he's right about the horse sex thing, I couldn't go into detail about it cause it's super gross and probably moddable though.
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TopicSo is there really no topic about Total War?
Cruddy_horse
01/10/18 9:58:48 PM
#13
Cacciato posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
Blighboy posted...
I understand the gameplay of Total War is supposed to be better than ever now but hasn't it turned into a microtransaction fest?


While there are alot of dumb DLCs I don't think there's Microtransaction, nothing like loot boxes anyway, they still charge $3 for extra blood and gore though.

At one point they were charging to unlock factions as well. I say 'were' because I honestly have no idea if they're still doing it and I have no idea how Warhammer's gameplay worked.


That's kinda what I meant by dumb DLCs, but yeah they're still doing it judging from the series Stam Sotre page, but I dunno if I'd call those micro-transactions considering they're all like $7.
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TopicSo is there really no topic about Total War?
Cruddy_horse
01/10/18 9:20:18 PM
#11
Blighboy posted...
I understand the gameplay of Total War is supposed to be better than ever now but hasn't it turned into a microtransaction fest?


While there are alot of dumb DLCs I don't think there's Microtransaction, nothing like loot boxes anyway, they still charge $3 for extra blood and gore though.
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TopicThis Kentucky FAT Girl is Viciously Attacked because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND
Cruddy_horse
01/09/18 10:58:32 PM
#4
Zeus posted...
Not really what I'd consider "viciously attacked"


Literally the only reason I clicked on this topic and scrolled down was to post this.
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Topicpersona is losing to zelda on the pole
Cruddy_horse
01/09/18 7:11:35 PM
#12
HagenEx posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
Of course it is, Nintendo could make a game on the level of Duke Nukem Forever and fanboys on this site would still cite it as game of the year. I'm not knocking BoTW, I'm sure it's a great game but Zelda games will almost always win a poll.


Except when our lord and savior DRAAAAAAAAAAVEN won the character battle.

Man, the Nintenerds tears were fucking delicious!

I go back to some of the Zelda boards and just search for "draven" and laugh for a couple hours.


Yeah but that was done just to troll the Zelda fans no?
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Topicpersona is losing to zelda on the pole
Cruddy_horse
01/09/18 6:55:08 PM
#10
Of course it is, Nintendo could make a game on the level of Duke Nukem Forever and fanboys on this site would still cite it as game of the year. I'm not knocking BoTW, I'm sure it's a great game but Zelda games will almost always win a poll.
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TopicGetting your hair cut with scissor start is honestly one of
Cruddy_horse
01/09/18 5:47:37 PM
#3
The feeling of a new haircut is the only reason I like getting them tbh.
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TopicDoes anyone here use the tag feature?
Cruddy_horse
01/08/18 9:25:53 PM
#4
Yeah, I tag trolls so I know what posts aren't worth reading.
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TopicMetal Gear Survive looks incredibly fun! 5 minute single player gameplay vid
Cruddy_horse
01/08/18 4:22:22 PM
#10
I want to know if the singleplayer will be separate from co-op or if it's just the same but with other players.

Also knowing big companies(Especially Konami) i sense alot of micro-transactions and F2P elements.
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TopicSo 'BroJobs' is apparently a thing now...
Cruddy_horse
01/06/18 1:48:13 PM
#5
Wow, I came in expecting something like a joke but not this stupid shit.
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TopicPUBG vs Fortnite
Cruddy_horse
01/04/18 4:18:39 PM
#4
PUBG, Fortnite is pretty dumb, I swear its the only game where you can put a shotgun to the back of somebody's head and they'll survive with more than 40 HP. The building in Fornite, while cool at first is really frustrating because it's so easy to throw up 10+ walls in a matter of seconds to shield you from bullets, in addition to the stupid amount of health this dumb.

I feel compelled to mention how Fortnite completely dicked over the PvE part of the game though.

I will also say that atleast Fortnite has it's shit together on console and has infinitely more cosmetic items and features than PUBG.
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Topicare traps gay?
Cruddy_horse
01/01/18 12:03:48 AM
#21
Why is it everybody assumes all traps are Trans now? What happened to them just being really girly guys?
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TopicIn RPGs, do you usually prefer turn-based combat or real-time combat?
Cruddy_horse
12/31/17 12:30:23 AM
#24
It really depends, I love turn-based gameplay in series like SMT, but I hate the Active battle system some FFs use and I abhor Pokemon's tediously slow gameplay.

I sort of flip flop between liking Turn-based and real time more too, both have their merits and can be either really great or terribly obnoxious depending on different things.
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TopicPreferred method of indicating you are near death?
Cruddy_horse
12/30/17 5:09:47 PM
#9
Mead posted...
No warning at all.


This, most of the things TC listed are incredibly obnoxious and stupid.
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TopicIs it worth it to replay Dragon Age: Origins and II before Inquisition?
Cruddy_horse
12/27/17 2:52:03 AM
#5
No to Origins, you'll only be that much more disappointed with Inquisition.
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TopicPost gifts you recieved for xmas
Cruddy_horse
12/26/17 12:08:58 AM
#33
$150 from combination of Parents and Grandparents.
$15 book store card
A $100 Ancestry DNA Kit from my mother, don't know why since family on both sides has been documented for hundreds of years, kinda annoyed at this one, would rather have had the money, wanted to get a Switch and she knew this...
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TopicQuestion for people who have ever been "credit carded" in the ass...
Cruddy_horse
12/25/17 1:40:27 AM
#10
You mean Hot dogging? Credit Carding is a bit different.
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TopicEither this has been a really crappy year of gaming, or I am sick of video games
Cruddy_horse
12/22/17 9:12:24 PM
#18
Every single year people say something like it's the worst it's been for video games, and while I certainly bought significantly less games this year compared to others there's still plenty of (Supposedly)good games that came out this year.
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TopicSo is the Switch worth getting now?
Cruddy_horse
12/21/17 1:30:25 AM
#7
NameNotKnown posted...
Depends if you like Nintendo franchises.


Wouldn't even consider it if I didn't like Nintendo.
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TopicRate RWBY Vol. 1 Chapter 4 The First Step
Cruddy_horse
12/21/17 1:21:26 AM
#7
knivesX2004 posted...
I was following it when it was coming out because a girl I was dating at the time was really into it.
I don't think I've seen more than 10 episodes. Is it any good?


Wow, same except I didn't really like it in the first place and it reminded me of her after we broke up lol.
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TopicSo is the Switch worth getting now?
Cruddy_horse
12/20/17 9:38:21 PM
#1
I'm thinking about getting one for Christmas but want to hear some feedback. Are there a decent amount of games for it now?
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TopicMy dog passed away today.
Cruddy_horse
12/19/17 11:30:37 PM
#12
I'm sorry.
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TopicFavorite type of Christmas songs?
Cruddy_horse
12/18/17 2:37:47 PM
#24
Normally I hate all types of Christmas music but Killing Floor 2's new update with a couple metal covers is pretty nice.


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TopicSo is Horizon a sequel to Turok
Cruddy_horse
12/17/17 5:52:01 PM
#4
Mead posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
Horizon Zero Dawn?


No the PS4 game with the dinobots


WastelandCowboy posted...
Horizon Zero Dawn

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TopicYour top3 websites
Cruddy_horse
12/17/17 3:19:12 AM
#30
Youtube
8Chan(Certain boards only of course)
U-18 Chan(Very, Very NSFW.)
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TopicSo I heard Americans just lost their internet...
Cruddy_horse
12/16/17 3:54:06 AM
#3
No, we didn't, I would ask that you try to be more knowlegeble before you troll but this is Gfaqs so theres no point.
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TopicKonami should ride the Battle Royal train and make a MGS version...
Cruddy_horse
12/14/17 3:08:01 AM
#5
DocDelicious posted...
Isn't that basically what MGS: Umbrella Corps is?


Are you like...high, or something?
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TopicDoug Jones wins the Alabama Senate special election.
Cruddy_horse
12/13/17 3:18:59 AM
#70
IceDragon77 posted...
Jesus fuck America, why was this even close? The hell is wrong with you guys?


Its Alabama, one of if not the most conservitive states, not the whole of America you ding-dong.
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TopicGTAV just got a new radio station!
Cruddy_horse
12/13/17 3:09:17 AM
#4
Cacciato posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
Who the hell is Frank Ocean?

Gay black dude. His music is pretty good.


What genre is it? Or is he one of those that just do whatever he feels?
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TopicGTAV just got a new radio station!
Cruddy_horse
12/13/17 2:54:59 AM
#2
Who the hell is Frank Ocean?
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TopicThis 21 y/o Beautiful ALABAMA Girl was Refused a Job Because she's a LESBIAN!!!
Cruddy_horse
12/12/17 1:33:47 AM
#3
Even if it was illegal to refuse a job application or whatever because of sexual orientation I don't think it would be very good for that person to work for someone who probably hates them like that.

Also how the actual fuck would that bitch's kid know if their Photographer was gay? Are you required to put "My name is _____ and I'm gay" on your photos?
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TopicTrump declares Jerusalem as Israel's capital.
Cruddy_horse
12/11/17 10:21:06 PM
#48
Lobomoon posted...
All dog owners know that if you have more than one dog in your house you have to pick one to be a dominant leader / "top dog" and treat him better than the others. Otherwise all the dogs will be constantly fighting with each other for dominance.

Just saying...


Not at all dude, I've had several dogs at once and I only had an issue with them fighting once because he was too aggressive to every other dog.
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TopicWhat are some good games that ruined a series?
Cruddy_horse
12/11/17 9:20:26 PM
#14
benbeverfaqs posted...
Resident Evil 4 came to mind because people claim that it did, but it's simply not true.

Resident Evil 4 was a great game. The series was in a bad state with games that few people were interested in like Resident Evil Zero or the shooter games. Then Resident Evil 4 came along with a breath of fresh air, great graphics and atmosphere, freedom of movement, fun to explore. It was connected to the main series, but with some side characters and a new twist (fast infected zombies). With that it didn't infringe too much on the old games, but added to them instead.


This, if RE4 was more like it's prototype or earlier games it would have been nothing special and people would probably instead complain that RE was getting stale. Face it, Resident Evil needed innovation and 4 was exactly that.
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TopicShould I buy Lawbreakers as a joke Xmas gift?
Cruddy_horse
12/11/17 8:51:57 PM
#10
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
I hear Lawbreakers is actually really good, but nobody plays it.


I wish I could play it, but apparently Cliffy B. thinks Xbox sucks and is stupid... despite his most well known work being an Xbox exclusive and one of Microsofts flagship titles.
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TopicShould I buy Lawbreakers as a joke Xmas gift?
Cruddy_horse
12/11/17 7:15:45 PM
#2
Why don't you be a nice friend and get him Overwatch instead of wasting money on a silly joke?
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TopicMonster Hunter: World Beta now on the psn store
Cruddy_horse
12/11/17 4:24:44 PM
#17
It strikes me as odd they don't have an Xbox beta, wouldn't you want to get more people interested on the console series that your games have the least exposure on?
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TopicReminder to watch as much porn as you can before net neutrality ends
Cruddy_horse
12/10/17 7:17:21 PM
#8
And my friends laughed at me when I said I actually download porn, guess the jokes on them now eh?
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TopicLGBT online mob attacks donut shop
Cruddy_horse
12/10/17 3:33:24 PM
#22
I've legitimately never read an actual Fox News article before this one and while I knew they were bad, all I can say is holy shit, they really do read like a horrible parody.
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TopicI ate my first burger with pickles and tomatoes on it
Cruddy_horse
12/09/17 11:30:57 PM
#19
minervo posted...
What's with the hate of pickles? They add a crunchy texture to a lot of foods.


Because if they aren't exceptionally good pickles they ruin the burger.
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TopicSexperts, I need your help with a weird/embarrassing problem.
Cruddy_horse
12/09/17 11:03:26 PM
#17
ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet
Have her get sloppy sucking. Spit

SPIT SPIT SPIT

Or just bring lube.


I'm not really an expert on the topic at hand but I'm pretty sure spit/saliva is a very poor lubricant substitute.
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TopicBayonetta 3, SoulCalibur 6, Zelda DLC...
Cruddy_horse
12/08/17 2:38:31 AM
#8
Thank christ SC6 seems to going back to the good characters, the cast of 5 was easily one of the worst parts in that one. Although I don't really like that it seems to be going for more Super attacks or whatever.
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TopicCan someone explain to me why Dr Disrespect is so popular?
Cruddy_horse
12/07/17 8:46:09 PM
#2
I think its just a Persona, he is a little obnoxous sometimes but I've only watched clips of him as I hate most streamers anyway.
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TopicPolygon's "Top 100 Games of All Time"
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 11:02:21 PM
#6
It's okay, too many of them are "Given" so to speak.
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TopicIs there a non-open-world western game comparable in length to JRPGs?
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 10:47:08 PM
#3
That kind of depends on how lenient you are with "Open-World" categorys here, KOTOR 1/2 and Dragon Age Origins, while allowing you to revisit some areas there's some not much reason to do so unless it's a town and alot of areas are locked off after you complete them, at least in DA:Os case anyway, can't remember if KOTOR was the same.
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TopicTrump orders largest national monument reduction in U.S. history.
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 9:37:32 PM
#16
Jen0125 posted...
I hate that the humans on this planet just want to develop every inch of it and leave no wildlife or nature reserves. I'm kinda glad I won't be alive in the far future to see how gross the planet is because we don't take care of it.


Agreed 300%.
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TopicWhat's the longest you've ever spent customizing your character's appearance?
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 8:13:41 PM
#6
Pointed this out in the other topic that I can't be bothered to spend too long in them. But when I play games with unique races I usually spend a few extra minutes making them look not totally ugly.
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TopicOnly 16% of people make characters look like themselves
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 8:08:37 PM
#39
Because when I play a game I want to play as somebody who's not me, If I'm playing Elder Scrolls I wanna play as a cat person or a lizard man, not some boring human character. Why would you want to make yourself when you can roleplay as someone who's completely different from you? There's also nothing interesting about playing as me, a generic white dude.

Also I generally can't be assed to fiddle with the finer points of Character Creation, wasted time especially if it's Fallout/Elder Scrolls where even in third person you''l never really see your face.
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TopicKid writes letter about spending over $10,000 on MicroTransactions...
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 3:35:56 PM
#5
Smarkil posted...
lmao what a fuckin idiot


This, it's people like this who are partly responsible for ruining the industry. At least he's trying to better himself now I suppose.

I really don't get how hard it is to not buy Microtransactions like that though, I get addicted to things easily and can feel the lure of Microtransactions sometimes but seriously?
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TopicWhat was your reaction when you saw Mega Man 11?
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 3:09:29 PM
#2
The art Style looks really ugly, but I don't reallly care for mega Man so whatever.
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TopicDoes anyone know if KOTOR has controller support on the pc?
Cruddy_horse
12/04/17 1:11:58 AM
#4
Kimbos_Egg posted...
that seems stupidly long.

Way easier just to get an xbox emulator and play it on pc.

Its a shame. I bought the steam version and everything,


Then get a refund for it.
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