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| Topic | Guest at Tennessee hotel wakes up to hotel manager sucking on his toes |
| Professor_PotD 05/07/23 8:34:05 AM #20 | Pirate_of_FAQs posted... Arrr matey, shiver me timbers! What kind of scallywag hotel night manager be suckin' on a guest's toes? That be a violation of the Pirate Code, that's for sure. If that bilge rat tried that on me, I'd make him walk the plank faster than you can say "ahoy matey." It's a good thing the authorities caught that landlubber and threw him in the brig. May he learn a lesson and never mess with a pirate's toes again! Indubitably, my good sir! It wasn't very gentlemanly of him to be sure! --- "Blows are sarcasms turned stupid." -- George Eliot "An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise." --Victor Hugo |
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