Lurker > Bitter_Virgin

Starks posted...

All of this just for Roman to leave the WWE afterwards or become a yearly competitor.

how is the latter not the current case?

Please stop promoting Flippy McNoSell: The Fed

VeggetaX posted...

He's making movies right?

No one is making movies right now

Kimbos_Egg posted...

you know he has leukemia right?

Shut the fuck up

after Crown Jewel. Damn, after he got a whole 2 month vacation, he won't wrestle again until next year. Fake or not, your champion needs to fight ffs.

MacadamianNut3 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UBsxcxnOQ

I always thought this was staged. Dad holding the remote with his finger already on the off button, the quick reaction >_____________________>

Just because you're rich mommy, doesn't mean you can control me.

k1zzl3_82 posted...

I think with AI generators, Adobe now has a huge selling point for themselves. Before it took a pretty decent knowledge to photoshop well, now it looks like it's easier.

I think you saw the one with the kids generating pics. I think they are selling it as its so easy kids can do it

Yes, thats the commercial. AI going braaaaazy

Wtf. Shits been around 25 years and Ive never seen a commercial for it until now

You basically watched Rocky I

eggcorn posted...

Why is skin color relevant

huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDteBSPim3E&ab_channel=kcpoynter

wtf o_o

lol what a virgin. He'd be nothing without daddy's money.

when i make a topic, its really not about someone trying to one up the OP. its just hey, look at this scene and tell me how awkward it is.

Questionmarktarius posted...

...that's not Catwoman basketball.

It's catwoman alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7aouAl_Pk&ab_channel=KrazyCrazeey

All of my what

wow

Donald Trump. You've heard about Trump every single day for the last 7 years.

just subscribed. not bad tbh.

why is it always about sex with you people

Includes VIP search. Can I search for Madison Beer and shit?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-22/tinder-offers-500-per-month-subscription-for-top-1-of-daters

LMFAO I'll stay a virgin

heroes never die

Barbie: the rated R version

But when they arrived, their jaws dropped, and their weapons clattered to the ground.
The dark figure turned out to be none other than Castiel, the angel without his grace, standing there, butt ass naked and using someone's garden hose to drink water.

"Castiel!" Sam exclaimed.
Dean added, "Dude, you scared the crap out of us!"

Castiel looked sheepish, still holding the hose in his hand.

"I apologize for the attire, Sam and Dean. I've been kicked out of Heaven again, and I no longer possess my angelic powers."

The brothers helped Castiel find some clothes, and he explained his plight to them while sipping from a glass of water like a polite guest. Back at the Neighborhood Watch headquarters, ZableCL's face turned crimson when he learned that Sam and Dean's drone had found the so-called "knocker" first.

"Winchester!" he barked. "You should've let us handle this! You hunters think you're above the law!"
Dean rolled his eyes and offered a retort, "Hey, ZableCL, chill out. Castiel's not a threat, just a fallen angel without his mojo. He's not our 'knocker,' and we've got this under control."

The neighborhood watch members reluctantly accepted the truth and begrudgingly apologized to Castiel. ZableCL, still fuming, muttered under his breath.

As the tension diffused, Dean grinned and said, "You know what, ZableCL? You should really try some of this pie. It's to die for."

And so, with a slice of homemade pie in hand, the unlikely alliance between the Winchester brothers, the Neighborhood Watch, and the naked angel Castiel forged an amusing, supernatural tale that would be retold in Lawrence, Kansas, for years to come.

PoopPotato posted...

Dude, that's nuts. Do some more. Like Shaggy and Scooby or some stupid shit.

Once upon a moonlit night in the quiet, seemingly ordinary town of Lawrence, Kansas, Sam and Dean Winchester found themselves enlisted in an unexpected mission: the neighborhood watch. Yes, the legendary hunters from Supernatural were now patrolling their local community to keep it safe from any supernatural threats or so they thought.

One chilly evening, the members of the Winchesterville Neighborhood Watch gathered in the community center to discuss a pressing issue. ZableCL, the leader of the group, stood at the front of the room, his impressive mustache quivering with determination.

"Ladies and gentlemen," ZableCL boomed, "we've got ourselves a real menace on our hands. Someone's been knocking on doors at 11:40, and that's simply unacceptable!"

The room murmured in agreement, and Sam and Dean exchanged knowing glances. They knew this might be their chance to jump into action. Later that night, the brothers deployed their latest hunting gadget a flying drone equipped with night vision and enhanced surveillance capabilities. As the clock ticked toward 11:40, they piloted their high-tech drone over the neighborhood, scanning the area for any signs of trouble. Suddenly, the drone's camera picked up a dark figure lurking near a house. Sam and Dean's eyes widened, and they exchanged panicked looks. Dean grabbed a shotgun, while Sam armed himself with a silver knife.

"It's gotta be a monster," Dean whispered.

The two brothers sprinted toward the location, ready to face whatever supernatural foe awaited them.

But when they arrived, their jaws dropped, and their weapons clattered to the ground.
The dark figure turned out to be none other than Castiel, the angel without his grace, standing there, butt ass naked and using someone's garden hose to drink water.

"Castiel!" Sam exclaimed.
Dean added, "Dude, you scared the crap out of us!"

Castiel looked sheepish, still holding the hose in his hand.

"I apologize for the attire, Sam and Dean. I've been kicked out of Heaven again, and I no longer possess my angelic powers."

The brothers helped Castiel find some clothes, and he explained his plight to them while sipping from a glass of water like a polite guest. Back at the Neighborhood Watch headquarters, ZableCL's face turned crimson when he learned that Sam and Dean's drone had found the so-called "knocker" first.

"Winchester!" he barked. "You should've let us handle this! You hunters think you're above the law!"
Dean rolled his eyes and offered a retort, "Hey, ZableCL, chill out. Castiel's not a threat, just a fallen angel without his mojo. He's not our 'knocker,' and we've got this under control."

The neighborhood watch members reluctantly accepted the truth and begrudgingly apologized to Castiel. ZableCL, still fuming, muttered under his breath.

As the tension diffused, Dean grinned and said, "You know what, ZableCL? You should really try some of this pie. It's to die for."

And so, with a slice of homemade pie in hand, the unlikely alliance between the Winchester brothers, the Neighborhood Watch, and the naked angel Castiel forged an amusing, supernatural tale that would be retold in Lawrence, Kansas, for years to come.

Sam and Dean Investigate the Curious Case of the 11:40 PM Ghost

Once upon a moonlit night in the quiet, seemingly ordinary town of Lawrence, Kansas, Sam and Dean Winchester found themselves enlisted in an unexpected mission: the neighborhood watch. Yes, the legendary hunters from Supernatural were now patrolling their local community to keep it safe from any supernatural threats or so they thought.

One chilly evening, the members of the Winchesterville Neighborhood Watch gathered in the community center to discuss a pressing issue. ZableCL, the leader of the group, stood at the front of the room, his impressive mustache quivering with determination.

"Ladies and gentlemen," ZableCL boomed, "we've got ourselves a real menace on our hands. Someone's been knocking on doors at 11:40, and that's simply unacceptable!"

The room murmured in agreement, and Sam and Dean exchanged knowing glances. They knew this might be their chance to jump into action. Later that night, the brothers deployed their latest hunting gadget a flying drone equipped with night vision and enhanced surveillance capabilities. As the clock ticked toward 11:40, they piloted their high-tech drone over the neighborhood, scanning the area for any signs of trouble. Suddenly, the drone's camera picked up a dark figure lurking near a house. Sam and Dean's eyes widened, and they exchanged panicked looks. Dean grabbed a shotgun, while Sam armed himself with a silver knife.

"It's gotta be a monster," Dean whispered.

The two brothers sprinted toward the location, ready to face whatever supernatural foe awaited them.

To be continued...

ZableCL and the rest of the group rushed to the scene, ready to apprehend the "monster." But when they arrived, they were met with an unexpected sight. It wasn't a monster at all. It was a homeless man using a neighbor's hose to get a drink.

ZableCL: "We've got him now! Let's call the authorities and have him arrested!"
Shaggy, feeling guilty for their mistake, stepped forward.
Shaggy: "Like, hold on, ZableCL. It's just a homeless dude looking for some water. We shouldn't get him arrested."
ZableCL: "But Shaggy, we can't let him roam the neighborhood at night!"
Shaggy: "Chill out, man. He's just thirsty and down on his luck. We can help him out instead of getting him in trouble."

ZableCL reluctantly agreed, and they offered the homeless man some food, water, and a warm blanket.

As the Neighborhood Watch dispersed, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo felt relieved that they had prevented an unnecessary arrest. They may not have solved a typical mystery, but they had learned an important lesson about kindness and understanding.

Shaggy: "Like, Scoob, sometimes the real mystery is in helping others."
Scooby-Doo: "Reah, Raggy. Rooby snacks for everyone!"

And so, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo's adventure in the Neighborhood Watch ended with a heartwarming lesson in compassion, reminding everyone that even in the darkest of nights, a little kindness can go a long way.

THE END

Velma: "Alright, teams, let's cover the neighborhood! Keep an eye out for the guy knocking on doors!"
Fred: "And, Shaggy and Scooby, remember to be vigilant for any snack-related clues!"

As the clock approached 11:40, Shaggy and Scooby launched their drone into the night sky. From a safe distance, they surveyed the neighborhood, their eyes glued to the drone's camera feed.

Shaggy: "Like, Scoob, do you see anything?"
Scooby-Doo: "Ruh-uh, Raggy. No sign of him."
Just as they were about to give up, the drone's camera captured a shadowy figure moving in the darkness.
Shaggy: "Zoinks, Scoob! We've got something!"
Scooby-Doo: "Ruh roh, Raggy!"

They zoomed in on the figure, which was approaching a neighbor's house. Shaggy and Scooby's hearts raced as they watched in suspense.

Shaggy: "It's... it's a monster, Scoob! A real-life monster!"
Scooby-Doo: "Rikes, Raggy! R-monster!"

Panicked and convinced that a monster was on the loose, Shaggy couldn't contain himself.

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Scooby-Doo: "Ruh Roh Raggy!"

Their cries echoed through the night, alerting the entire Neighborhood Watch.

to be continued...

In a peaceful suburban neighborhood, where the calm of the night was only interrupted by the occasional cricket's chirp, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo found themselves reluctantly drafted into the Neighborhood Watch. The reason for their unexpected involvement? A mysterious figure had been knocking on doors precisely at 11:40 PM, sending shivers down the spines of the neighborhood residents. One moonlit night, as Shaggy and Scooby were munching on some late-night sandwiches, they received a visit from ZableCL, the no-nonsense leader of the Neighborhood Watch.

ZableCL: "Shaggy, Scooby, we've got a situation! There's a guy knocking on doors at 11:40, and we need your help to catch him!"
Shaggy: "Like, a mystery, Cable? We're usually more into mysteries involving food, you know."
Scooby-Doo: "Yeah, food is our thing!"
ZableCL: "Well, I heard the suspicious guy might have snacks."
Shaggy and Scooby exchanged wide-eyed glances.
Shaggy: "Snacks, you say? Count us in!"

That night, Shaggy and Scooby reluctantly donned their Neighborhood Watch vests, adorned with a large sandwich logo. Armed with a high-tech flying drone they had recently acquired (for snack scouting, of course), they joined the patrol.

to be continued...

we'll get him this time

"The night is darkest just before the dawn." Aaron's villain origin story has just began.

PeteyParker posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/5/AAA1pFAAE1oB.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8z2fS94zFU&ab_channel=Maria

no wonder j lo left that little bitch.

Blue_Popo posted...

Super was better than gt and maybe og

not even fucking close. Someone lock this topic please.

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Ok.

why do ppl get so butthurt over this stuff

I voted for "He lives in you" but forgot about "My Lullaby." It's so good. I change my vote to that. So take one away from HLIY and add one to ML.

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

The prequels are a great toy commercial. Can't actually stand watching them though. The sequels feel more like movies so they're better.

yes if you mean movies with no dynamic characters whatsoever

BRO

what a virgin ass post lmao

Bump

ArtiRock posted...

Also this, Ethan, you don't sound as cool as you might think you do.

Wandering__Hero posted...

Man Ethan is really taking this personally

Lmao, Ethan suspended. Unhinged.

St0rmFury posted...

Wow, it's one thing to ghost a date. But to ghost a friend of 2 years?

After being called out for not even paying for drinks? Sounds like she felt guilty and ran. Some friend.

mercurydude posted...

Username checks out.

white knight to B3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/0/AAXgWzAAEqgs.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zbjMJBixZI8

Guy bought VIP comedy show tickets for a girl and him. She says they are just friends. Comedian sees through the bullshit and calls it what it is. Comedian tells girl the least she can do is pay for drinks if he paid for VIP tickets. Everyone laughs it off.

Male friend posts in the comments that they went backstage and met the comedian and laughed it off. Then says she ghosted him right after the show and it's almost been a year since then.

You're dad is still going to be driving you around in 10 years? Get a god damn job!!!

Virgin Chronicles: Day 8

tc cries over girls? False profit