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TopicWorkplace runs a "Pay 5 dollars and you can wear shorts day"
samsungsalt
07/07/23 9:03:35 PM
#13
Trumpo posted...
Walmart?
if you look very closely on the clock in sign you can see the firework-esque lines well known for them.

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TopicSo Bud Light is giving a $15 rebate?
samsungsalt
07/06/23 6:58:09 PM
#2
Bud Light is F tier beer even before the backlash with Mulvaney. If I want a cheap beer, only Coors will do without upsetting my stomach.

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TopicYou walk into your bedroom and see THIS
samsungsalt
07/06/23 6:56:36 PM
#27
Wheres my pc?

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TopicI won't give anything to post #7 in this topic
samsungsalt
07/06/23 6:54:53 PM
#4
ok

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TopicDude just sang some happy birthday song in the bathroom
samsungsalt
07/06/23 4:18:01 PM
#10
Back when covid first hit, they had a sign in the bathroom that humming the birthday song twice is 20 seconds and the appropriate amount of time to wash your hands

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TopicWhich vehicle was at fault?
samsungsalt
07/06/23 3:15:39 PM
#44
Everyone sucks here. Tesla changed lanes just to slow up the lane, Accord going too fast to stop for upcoming traffic, the cammer for hogging the left lane.

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TopicHave you ever been at fault in an auto accident?
samsungsalt
07/06/23 3:11:46 PM
#18
Ive not been at fault for any accidents with other cars but Ive hit a few dumpsters, parking posts, etc. over the years.

I have been in 3, maybe 4 accidents, all not at fault, in 25+ years of driving and ~half a million miles

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TopicWhy does Plankton care about the secret Krabby Patty formula?
samsungsalt
07/05/23 10:47:12 PM
#8
Because The Krusty Krab is the In N Out of Bikini bottom while The Chim Bucket is the Churchs Chicken of Bikini Bottom.

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TopicSnakethief is SUSPENDED
samsungsalt
07/05/23 10:43:57 PM
#14
electricbugs2 posted...
Such a random outburst too. That topic was all around friendly, then he comes out of nowhere making up stories, and bringing up Gavi for some reason.
gavis been b7 for some time, no?

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Topiccan't believe it's been more than 2 years since i was vaccinated
samsungsalt
07/05/23 10:26:44 PM
#2
Yeah but you have a luxury condo to pout in now

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TopicYay! or Nay... Poll 156: Forrest Gump (Movie)
samsungsalt
07/05/23 10:08:49 PM
#5
This is easily the second most overrated movie Hanks is in, behind saving private Ryan of course.

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TopicHas anyone take a month off to do nothing but drink and unwind?
samsungsalt
07/05/23 3:08:44 AM
#12
Ive never been able to relate with this

whenever I use up pto its more or less use it or lose it but, I get so bored by not doing anything all day besides video games, tv and maybe some drawing/coloring

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TopicLongest relationship youve had?
samsungsalt
07/05/23 3:06:49 AM
#22
The last one I had was 4 years, after that I realized Im too old to find someone new without kids and stayed single since then

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TopicQuote of the Day
samsungsalt
07/05/23 2:57:41 AM
#3
You are not a clown. You are the entire circus.

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TopicTweet goes VIRAL saying man will be fired if he doesnt put pronouns in his email
samsungsalt
07/03/23 8:57:07 PM
#128
I dont like the idea of having pronouns in an email signature, Id prefer to put something like Mr. samsungsalt instead, especially considering my name is obviously male, but a companys hr dept always get the last word no matter what so better off keeping your mouth shut and being a yes-man in this case

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TopicWhat's the most racist video game you've ever played?
samsungsalt
07/03/23 8:04:35 PM
#34
La Noire considering the time period it was set in

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TopicUnpopular gaming opinions time.
samsungsalt
07/03/23 8:02:21 PM
#13
NFS mw 2012 is one of the last good nfs games.

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Topicrate my next watch purchase
samsungsalt
07/03/23 5:17:06 PM
#6
Save your money for your luxury condo/10

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TopicChances Trump wins the 2024 Presidential Election
samsungsalt
07/03/23 5:16:04 PM
#87
He likely wont even be the republican nominee

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TopicWhy is Tommy Winkler popular?
samsungsalt
07/02/23 8:36:56 PM
#1
This dude eats like a pig in every one of his eating for a day shorts and just seems unlikeable in his videos, like he got too big too quickly and lost all humbleness.

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TopicHow do you treat Jehovah's Witnesses when they come a knockin'?
samsungsalt
07/02/23 5:51:50 PM
#2
I have multiple no trespassing and nra signs on my 1/4 mile driveway, and thats all Im gonna say.

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TopicWould you ever allow your girlfriend to get a tattoo CE?
samsungsalt
07/02/23 5:38:14 PM
#12
Depends on what and where

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Topictaylor swift owns multiple luxury condos
samsungsalt
07/01/23 10:20:05 PM
#3
Your gimmick is staler than the loaf of bread on my counter

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TopicWhich of the 4 main Seinfeld characters did you like the least?
samsungsalt
07/01/23 8:37:55 PM
#5
Kramer > Seinfeld > George > Elaine

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TopicThe Supreme Court student loan forgiveness decision is tomorrow
samsungsalt
06/30/23 10:25:38 PM
#488
Tagged to read through the melties

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TopicWho is the greatest voice actor of all time?
samsungsalt
06/30/23 2:50:39 PM
#19
John ratsenburger or whatever his last name is spelled

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TopicDo you agree the US government is failing their part of the social contract?
samsungsalt
06/30/23 2:49:33 PM
#27
All Im going to say is that its kind of bullshit the things involving taxpayer money for which people get bailouts. Having said that, student loans have been an infamous practice for years and really should be reworked or at least educated in high school.

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TopicThe Supreme Court student loan forgiveness decision is tomorrow
samsungsalt
06/30/23 2:46:02 PM
#311
I dont even want to know of the recourse this will have on the economy in the next 6 months...

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Topic75 mil to stay in this bathroom 24 hours
samsungsalt
06/29/23 11:56:50 PM
#27
No.

You could offer me 75 trillion and Ill still say no.

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TopicGotta love when a program closes suddenly and you lose hours of progress.
samsungsalt
06/29/23 4:53:28 PM
#2
my bigger problem is backing up my projects

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TopicThe luxury dessert store across from my luxury condo shut down
samsungsalt
06/29/23 4:27:23 PM
#3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w

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TopicFord stock has been doing decent all year
samsungsalt
06/29/23 2:44:56 PM
#8
s0nicfan posted...
Even the Mach-E?
The Electric SUV Mustang would make Henry Ford roll over in his grave.

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TopicYum or Yuck: Ranch Dressing on Pizza
samsungsalt
06/29/23 2:41:11 PM
#31
Null_Gain posted...
Ranch is too salty to be used on pizza.
Salt is literally the last flavor I think of when I think ranch.

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TopicYum or Yuck: Ranch Dressing on Pizza
samsungsalt
06/27/23 11:34:59 PM
#16
I like it, having said that, I grew up in the Midwest where it was the norm

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TopicUnderrated songs from the 2000s
samsungsalt
06/27/23 10:03:50 PM
#7
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8TigP8SXcvY

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TopicI just watched a teen drop off a stolen Kia across my house
samsungsalt
06/27/23 5:37:04 PM
#4
The fact TikTok has not banned, or even outlawed, the Kia Boys or w/e is called is just sad.

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Topicwhat album should i listen to today
samsungsalt
06/27/23 12:04:06 PM
#4
Devil without a cause

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TopicWorst character in Ed Edd & Eddy
samsungsalt
06/26/23 6:23:01 PM
#17
doshindude posted...
Ed's parents because they took away his basement stairs as punishment
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T_jYWMUMSxE

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TopicWhich franchise has the worst fanbase?
samsungsalt
06/26/23 6:22:06 PM
#9
Sonic

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TopicRevive one TV show.
samsungsalt
06/26/23 12:03:00 PM
#47
Poorly posted...
Breaking Bad
This, or The Sopranos.

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TopicImagine a world where all non-literal meanings of fuck and fart are swapped.
samsungsalt
06/25/23 7:45:49 PM
#3
Would a shart then be called a shuck?

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TopicWhich CEgals do you miss da most?
samsungsalt
06/25/23 6:27:16 PM
#6
I miss seeing Harpie around, but I could just not be paying as much attention anymore

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TopicDoing nothing, my car insurance went up $15 over the past year
samsungsalt
06/24/23 2:56:49 AM
#4
Mine went up almost 50% for my 6 months renewal with Geico, no tickets or claims, apparently there was nothing they could do when progressive made my rate lower than the original Geico rate. So much for being with them for 10+ years

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TopicSince half the year is almost done, I rank everything I watched this year
samsungsalt
06/24/23 2:54:54 AM
#2
Thank you for validating that Im not the only one who felt Mario movie 2023 was one dimensional and was null and void of personality. It had a lot of good references but was a quintessential illumination movie all things considered.

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TopicDo you enjoy reading as a hobby?
samsungsalt
06/24/23 2:50:25 AM
#29
I havent read a book since my junior year of college ~20 years ago. I think being forced to do something I didnt like for so many years in school (I get bored reading) killed any motivation to read after I graduated

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TopicJust had a staff call in sick 10 minutes before her shift started...
samsungsalt
06/24/23 2:44:58 AM
#13
Arcanine2009 posted...
I don't know the full context/relationship, but I do hope you do realize there are people out there who actually wait right up to their shift to see if they are feeling good enough to work, right?
I didnt know of anyone who does this, let alone people who wake up plenty of time before work to debate whether or not to go to work. Also, how the hell would you get ready for work and commute and get clocked in and all that within 10 minutes?

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Topic$1,000,000,000 but your testicles make loud noises whenever you walk.
samsungsalt
06/24/23 2:42:56 AM
#18
For 1 billion dollars I could easily get them removed and testosterone injections and still retire comfortably.

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