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TopicCEMen, why don't you cut your own hair?
Derwood
05/29/23 4:29:01 PM
#8
Billyionaire posted...
sigless user logic

eh?

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Living in fear's just another way of dying before your time
TopicCEMen, why don't you cut your own hair?
Derwood
05/29/23 4:26:57 PM
#4
I haven't paid for a haircut in years.

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Living in fear's just another way of dying before your time
TopicCEMen, why don't you cut your own hair?
Derwood
05/29/23 4:24:32 PM
#1
Well?

  • It's cheaper
  • You can trim it often
  • No figuring out how much to tip the barber
  • Don't have to leave the house


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Living in fear's just another way of dying before your time
TopicReactions #2
Derwood
05/29/23 1:13:15 PM
#82
Villain_S_Fiend posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/6/AAMoiAAAEgg8.jpg

I lol'd
TopicReactions #2
Derwood
05/29/23 1:12:30 PM
#81
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/2/AAA3sqAAEhBE.jpg
TopicDeSatan: 'I will be able to destroy leftism in this country.'
Derwood
05/29/23 12:46:36 PM
#57
It's Vicious_Dio
TopicDeSatan: 'I will be able to destroy leftism in this country.'
Derwood
05/29/23 12:34:23 PM
#29
I want a debate moderator to ask him (straight up) who he represents in this country.

Any answer other than "as President, I serve ALL Americans" should be a disqualifying stance
TopicIs there a famous and rich entertainer that you think has no talent and..
Derwood
05/29/23 12:33:16 PM
#27
Vicious_Dios posted...
Current Colbert
George Lopez
Tina Fey
Lizzo
Andy Milonakis
Cedric the Entertainer
Piers Morgan
Leslie Jones

LOLWut

Topicis instagram still popular?
Derwood
05/29/23 11:16:30 AM
#2
MedeaLysistrata posted...
i basically never use it, not even to browse really

They should probably shut it down, then
TopicTenureship shouldn't exist in the supreme court.
Derwood
05/29/23 11:00:00 AM
#8
Every four-year presidential term gets to replace the longest serving justice
TopicMy neighbor's son cries constantly
Derwood
05/29/23 9:48:12 AM
#10
MrResetti posted...
And you're a parent too?

Yes, so I know the difference between a meltdown and a 24/7 state of screaming
TopicLess then 3 weeks boys!
Derwood
05/29/23 9:47:31 AM
#10
Haven't been to the beach in awhile. Used to have a free place to stay (that saved us thousands) but that dried up
TopicMy neighbor's son cries constantly
Derwood
05/29/23 9:46:00 AM
#8
VampireCoyote posted...
Next time you see the kid tell him every time he cries in his house that you can hear him and that you think its hilarious.

will ruin him, maybe put a stop to it

Nah, I'd rather shame the dad who just ignores the kid until he can't take it and then yells at him. Fine parenting happening over there.
TopicWhat is the best u.s. state to live in if you're really rich?
Derwood
05/29/23 9:42:29 AM
#11
Hawaii. Maui specifically
TopicMy neighbor's son cries constantly
Derwood
05/29/23 9:42:07 AM
#6
This is not normal behavior. There are kids all over the neighborhood, and every kid has meltdowns and bad days. That's fine. I'm saying that this kid is ALWAYS crying.
TopicAngelsNAirwav3s is PURGED
Derwood
05/29/23 9:40:18 AM
#11
I don't remember him from 261
TopicMy neighbor's son cries constantly
Derwood
05/29/23 9:37:34 AM
#2
The mom almost let the kids outside, but decided it was "too hot" (it's 70 degrees).

I can still hear him, though. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard
TopicMy neighbor's son cries constantly
Derwood
05/29/23 9:28:33 AM
#1
I'm sitting out on my back patio and I can hear my neighbor's kid (who is next door but inside) just whining, crying, complaining non-stop. His older brother is totally chill, but the little brother is in a constant state of emotional shambles. The parents ignore him, which doesn't help.

The kid is like 5 years old. Maybe he has emotional issues, I don't know, but when I see them playing outside together, the older kid is nothing but nice, yet the younger one plays the victim constantly.
TopicWhat is your opinion on left-wing gun clubs?
Derwood
05/29/23 8:58:32 AM
#12
Guns suck no matter who owns them
TopicWhat has to happen to make you abandon a game you really like?
Derwood
05/29/23 8:57:42 AM
#17
Difficulty. I only have so many hours in a week to play games, so if the game is too hard, I don't bother.

I rage quit Nioh within the first 3 or 4 hours I played it. Fuck that game.
TopicBarry Finale
Derwood
05/29/23 8:55:24 AM
#9
I was hoping for a five-way Mexican standoff between Barry, Fuchs, Noho, Moss and Gene, where everyone fires at once, but Gene is the one who slinks away (a la Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs)
TopicBarry Finale
Derwood
05/28/23 11:24:53 PM
#2
No one watched?
TopicTrump just lost his golf membership
Derwood
05/28/23 11:24:21 PM
#63
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AAA3sqAAEhQ4.jpg
TopicBarry Finale
Derwood
05/28/23 11:10:42 PM
#1
Well..

I kinda hated it. Seemed like every character got a shit ending, and the wrap up was lame. BOOOOOOO
TopicVideo game protagonists whose parents are present in-game
Derwood
05/28/23 8:11:21 PM
#12
Fallout
TopicListening to the Bible on audio book and god damn there is some crazy rules.
Derwood
05/28/23 8:10:54 PM
#147
DrizztLink posted...
And only if they agreed to cut the icky part on their dicks.

That he put there.

And didn't eat shellfish
TopicListening to the Bible on audio book and god damn there is some crazy rules.
Derwood
05/28/23 8:09:40 PM
#145
DrizztLink posted...
So it's a protection racket.

God put people all over the globe but only cared about a small subset in the Middle East
TopicListening to the Bible on audio book and god damn there is some crazy rules.
Derwood
05/28/23 7:25:31 PM
#134
Toonstrack posted...
Occams razor isn't supposed to be used for theistic discussions at all.

Then why did you say it applied?
TopicListening to the Bible on audio book and god damn there is some crazy rules.
Derwood
05/28/23 7:06:01 PM
#132
DnDer posted...
I don't think "God of the gaps" is how Occam's Razor is supposed to he used.

Occam's Razor would actually say that the only thing that one knows exists is what they have personally experienced. Technically, I don't KNOW that China is a real place because I haven't been there.

As such, God would be pretty far out of that definition
TopicCE, Can AOC run for President
Derwood
05/28/23 6:52:43 PM
#16
I think she'd need to have a successful run in the Senate first. Not a lot of politicians going from the House of Reps straight to the White House
TopicMLB General
Derwood
05/28/23 6:06:23 PM
#22
Cubs fucking suck, JFC
TopicIt's fucked up that tax money is used for police settlements
Derwood
05/28/23 6:05:17 PM
#29
DarthAragorn posted...
I'm not familiar with the entire population of teachers covering up any wrongdoing by other teachers

Or the major issue of teacher brutality and extraeducational killings

What? You don't get solicitation phone calls from the Fraternal Order of Teachers?
TopicHow the fuck is Subway still open?
Derwood
05/28/23 6:01:14 PM
#103
HylianFox posted...
How to make a Subway sandwich:

1. Use stale bread that tastes like Styrofoam
2. Add one slice of meat
3. Add one slice of cheese
4. Add a drizzle of sauce
5. Add 5 pounds of shredded iceberg lettuce
And you're done!

I have to refute #4. They always put 5x more sauce on than you want. If you ask for "light mayo" they still put seventeen tablespoons of it on there
TopicHow the fuck is Subway still open?
Derwood
05/28/23 6:00:35 PM
#102
Subway is a sandwich restaurant for people who don't really like sandwiches

They're the Coors Light of sandwich shops

They're the Florida Georgia Line of sandwich shops

TopicCE, Can AOC run for President
Derwood
05/28/23 5:54:37 PM
#10
Vicious_Dios posted...
Could she? Yes. Should she? FUCK NO.

*yawn*
TopicCE, Can AOC run for President
Derwood
05/28/23 5:47:16 PM
#6
CobraGT posted...
Sunday family dinner and we are discussing this. The math is she would be 35 when being sworn in.

yes, but she won't

at least not in 2024
TopicThe new 'White Man Can't Jump' is a soulless, sad, pathetic mess
Derwood
05/28/23 5:35:59 PM
#3
Literally every remake of the 21st century is soulless sad and pathetic
TopicIt's fucked up that tax money is used for police settlements
Derwood
05/28/23 5:29:28 PM
#14
R1masher posted...
aww, name calling how droll
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/1/AAA3sqAAEhNF.jpg
TopicListening to the Bible on audio book and god damn there is some crazy rules.
Derwood
05/28/23 5:15:33 PM
#125
Toonstrack posted...
Occams razor actually supports the existence of a God rather than the non existence of one.

lol, no
TopicListening to the Bible on audio book and god damn there is some crazy rules.
Derwood
05/28/23 5:14:08 PM
#123
How about: Occam's Razor says there is no god

There, easy
TopicI hate my job
Derwood
05/28/23 5:12:34 PM
#15
Workin' this job is a kick in the pants
Workin' this job is like a knife in the back
It ain't gettin' me further than the dump I live in
It ain't gettin' me further than the next paycheck
Workin' this job is like lightin' two fuses
Workin' this job is runnin' out of excuses
It's like a dead-end when a road map is useless
Until I'm dead and there's nothin' to show for my uses

Nobody told me it'd be easy
Or for that matter, it'd be so hard
But it's the livin' and learnin'
It makes the difference
It makes it all worthwhile
It makes it all worthwhile

Workin' this job, there's nothin' left but to hate it
I won't get as far as my daddy made it
It aint gettin' me farther for all my strivin'
In the dead-end I live or the piece of shit I'm drivin'

Nobody told me it'd be easy
Or for that matter, it'd be so hard
But it's the livin' and learnin'
It makes the difference
It makes it all worthwhile
It makes it all worthwhile

Sometimes I dream that I had aimed my life in different ways
But there was nothin' to show me a way to get me outta this place
So I just did what my daddy did before me
Only to find the only door I found was closed to me
Workin' this job, I thought it sucked when I had it
Now it is gone and I'm learnin' what that is
I'm tryin' to hang in to the worst of places
But a family can't live on these fast food wages

Nobody told me it'd be easy
Or for that matter, it'd be so hard
But it's the livin' and learnin'
It makes the difference
It makes it all worthwhile
It makes it all worthwhile

Workin' this job
Workin' this job
Workin' this job
TopicIt's fucked up that tax money is used for police settlements
Derwood
05/28/23 5:10:24 PM
#7
R1masher posted...
you new to the internet or did I strike a nerve?

You give yourself too much credit, troll
TopicHow the fuck is Subway still open?
Derwood
05/28/23 4:42:40 PM
#91
The_shibe posted...
my local subway had a batshit crazy handwritten sign from the owner that said something along the lines of "because of BIDEN nobody wants to work and our costs are skyrocketting. We can't accept any coupons. Thanks BIDEN".

The handwriting looked all angry and deranged. The owner is an old guy who screams at his employees and treats them like shit.

I would poop on the counter and walk out
TopicIt's fucked up that tax money is used for police settlements
Derwood
05/28/23 4:42:12 PM
#3
R1masher posted...
Are you new to taxes?

Do you add value to any thread?
TopicJust watched Gummo
Derwood
05/28/23 3:14:32 PM
#7
Definitely a messed up movie.
TopicHow the fuck is Subway still open?
Derwood
05/28/23 2:55:39 PM
#82
Every Subway I've ever been to smells like three day old baloney
TopicRate Margo Robbie's sexy ass feet
Derwood
05/28/23 2:33:48 PM
#32
She's not afraid to go full frontal (google it)
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