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TopicIm 36 never had a girlfriend and live with my grandmother
AgentCoulson
07/30/23 1:40:16 PM
#60
Tyranthraxus posted...
You sound like Joseph Joestar


Eh Joseph was like 18 in Battle Tendency when he got married and 24 when he had Holly.

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TopicWatching DBZ Buu saga for the first time
AgentCoulson
07/30/23 12:09:28 PM
#26
RuneterranSnap posted...
Also I thought the dragon balls were turned to stone, they literally mentioned that earlier in the arc

Why would they be stone? It's been more than a year since they were last used and Dende's still alive.

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TopicWhen you take a shower do you prefer the shower head to be detachable
AgentCoulson
07/29/23 10:36:37 PM
#5
Detachable for more accuracy.

Euripides posted...
Fixed. I like my whole body to be warm at the same time. As soon as you localize the water to a party of your body, the rest of you gets cold

Do you have an industrial fan on in there or something?

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TopicDid you have orthodontic work done?
AgentCoulson
07/29/23 7:46:14 PM
#5
Had braces as a teen for an underbite and then a retainer. Broke the retainer as an adult and never went to get another one. One of my teeth's visibly moved but that's it. Also had to get my abcessed wisdom teeth pulled. That was fun.

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TopicWhich of these 2 kinda undesirable jobs would you choose if you were forced
AgentCoulson
07/29/23 7:39:53 PM
#6
Garbageman easily. You telling me I get to ride around all day dumpiny trash into the back of a truck? And I'm gettiny paid for it??? Fuck yeah!

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TopicApparently, the YouTube channel 'SuperMegaShow' is getting super-mega-cancelled.
AgentCoulson
07/29/23 1:18:34 AM
#19
wanderingshade posted...
These guys were editors for Markiplier and then editors for Game Grumps at one point.

What's with people surrounding Game Grumps by the way? Jon Jafari, Jared, now Super Mega?


This is the only reason I know these guys. They had a falling out with Mark because he treated them like employees instead of friends.


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Topic"Please unblock our site, we rely on ad revenue to operate."
AgentCoulson
07/28/23 3:38:14 PM
#109
I like the ones that are like "Please Disable Your Ad Blocker To Continue" in big bold words with a paragraph I'm not goint to read underneath but thej at the very bottom in tiny writing is a button that says "Continue without disabling." Those guys are doing it right.

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Topic502 Server Error
AgentCoulson
07/27/23 5:47:38 PM
#2
Gamefaqs on life support

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Topicwhy do some kids seem to get bullied everywhere they go?
AgentCoulson
07/27/23 5:33:03 PM
#13
Perceived inferiority or jealousy is what I think.

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TopicA coworker that's good at their job but has a bad attitude
AgentCoulson
07/26/23 2:13:11 AM
#32
Good worker with a bad attitude describes the one person at work I do consider a friend.

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TopicI_am_Omnipotent is SUSPENDED
AgentCoulson
07/24/23 9:37:38 PM
#13
Ironic. He could do anything he wanted except save himself.

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TopicWhat celebrity death still makes you sad :(
AgentCoulson
07/23/23 8:44:02 PM
#66
Chester Bennington, Kevin Conroy and Michael Jackson.

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Topicwhat's the past tents of the word naked
AgentCoulson
07/23/23 6:16:11 PM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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TopicSome idiot at a restaurant gave my food to the wrong person
AgentCoulson
07/23/23 5:41:29 PM
#8
Get your money back.

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TopicMy girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me via text message.
AgentCoulson
07/22/23 9:50:06 PM
#19
Sounds like the trash took itself out. Now it's time to celebrate because you're back on the market, baby.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Wow.

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TopicAre you worried AI can/will take over your job one day?
AgentCoulson
07/22/23 5:35:39 PM
#55
Nah. USPS is far too cheap to upgrade.

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TopicWelp, My Cinnamon Roll poptarts expired 6 months ago
AgentCoulson
07/22/23 4:09:44 PM
#26
TIL Poptarts expire. Never dawned on me before.

Edit. Also no Cookies n Creme? Disgusting.

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TopicA bat credit card.
AgentCoulson
07/21/23 5:15:05 AM
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Lokison posted...
If he lost it, and someone else used it to buy dinner what would Batman do?

Track the person down and put their face through a toilet.

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TopicToonstrack is SUSPENDED
AgentCoulson
07/21/23 4:58:28 AM
#11
Sounds like nothing of value was lost.

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TopicA bat credit card.
AgentCoulson
07/21/23 4:53:05 AM
#9
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why would he even need a credit card as batman though

In case he needs to buy something.

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TopicThe Marvels trailer
AgentCoulson
07/21/23 4:43:55 AM
#32
It looks like it'll be fine to me. I mainly want to see this one for Iman though.

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TopicWas android 18 aged 18 when she was first released?
AgentCoulson
07/20/23 1:48:35 AM
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Probably older than that. She was a teenager when kidnapped by Gero and had been asleep for a long time when we, the viewer, met her and 17.

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TopicThey knew what they were doing here. >_> (Margot Robbie's feet)
AgentCoulson
07/19/23 9:01:11 PM
#11
A whole movie dedicated to Margot Robbie's feet. Surely this is the best timeline.

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TopicMoist Critical buys and ranks every single Taco Bell item
AgentCoulson
07/18/23 5:38:33 PM
#6
Taco Bell gives me the shits but damn is it tasty.

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TopicThe last game you played now has dinosaurs
AgentCoulson
07/18/23 4:57:28 PM
#25
Castlevania: Lord of Shadows

Well this just got tougher...

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TopicA random person is granted immunity to any legal punishment for killing
AgentCoulson
07/18/23 3:57:30 AM
#4
Someone would eventually just kill the dude and claim self defense.

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TopicTIL Thomas Jefferson owned a slave that was his wife's half sister
AgentCoulson
07/18/23 3:21:29 AM
#9
solosnake posted...
Oh, it gets worse

So Thomas Jefferson was sleeping with his dead wife's 14 year old sister. What the actual fu-

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TopicZoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas accuses Jonah Hill of forcing himself on her
AgentCoulson
07/18/23 1:18:51 AM
#48


Nukazie posted...
should have reported it back then

C'mon, don't be that guy. She may have been pressured to keep her mouth shut or maybe she thought no one would believe her at the time. Believe it or not, people are fucking evil and will purposely lie and try to tarnish another persons reputation over something like this.

This comment made me flashback to that vid of a lady telling her church that their pastor molested her and one lady in the congregation goes "She could've gotten help!"

LukaDoncic77 posted...
15 years ago and this is only coming to light now? lmao

Same goes for you. Do better, man.

AceMos posted...
a serious investigation needs to be done into nickelodeon like seriously this is a pattern with the company

At this point, yeah. It seems a lot of their former actors/actresses ended up in a bad place. I'm still surprised no one has investigated Dan Schneider.

MisterPengy posted...
Wait, Gabriel Iglesias got his start on Nickelodeon...

Nooo, not Fluffy! I like that guy :(

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TopicSmackems is SUSPENDED!
AgentCoulson
07/15/23 11:40:13 PM
#34
EthanSilver posted...
Is the itchy topic his? Is that what got em?

Didn't seem like a bad poster.

Seems so. Weird how we can have topics about saggling sloppers or whatever the hell the kids are calling them these days but irritated genitals is crossing the line >_>

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TopicSmackems is SUSPENDED!
AgentCoulson
07/15/23 10:58:54 PM
#24
Damn. Imagine having itchy peepee and a suspension from gamefaqs in the same day.

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TopicIs there a superhero that is just good. No horrible back story?
AgentCoulson
07/15/23 7:49:40 PM
#63
Kamala Khan was the one that came to mind. She got powers and decided to be like her idol.

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TopicWill somebody make your WARNED/SUSPENDED topic?
AgentCoulson
07/15/23 6:37:17 PM
#9
Doubt it.

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TopicPolice apologize after mistakenly arresting innocent man in revenge porn case.
AgentCoulson
07/15/23 6:17:40 PM
#6
UnfairRepresent posted...


Police said they suspected the womans former boyfriend because some of the accounts used his surname, and arrested him on April 12 for attempted extortion. However, they did not check the sender's IP addresses.


"It's gotta be the ex boyfriend. He's an ex! He's the only person on the planet with motive!"

"Maybe he should check the IP. You know, get some hard proof before we go harass this potentially innocent man?"

"Fuck that! We got all the proof we need right here! He used his last name in some of these accounts! What a dumbass!"

"I mean... anyone can make an account and just use anyones name as the username. The guy could be being set up..."

"....That's ridiculous. I'm nailing this sunuva bitch right now. Are you with me or against me, Hoss?!"

"Ugh...whatever man."

That's how I imagine this went down. Then they kicked down the guys front door and tased him in the scrotum.

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TopicSecret Invasion is sooooo good *SPOILERS*
AgentCoulson
07/13/23 12:43:11 AM
#16
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
What if the big twist for this show is Rhodey has actually been a Skrull since Terrence Howard got recasted and the real Rhodey is still Terrence Howard

And Tony and Pepper are just hella racist and didn't notice their black friend looks completely different.

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TopicKitty Killer Caught
AgentCoulson
07/12/23 1:36:35 PM
#22
I really don't fuck with cats but this is how murderers get their start. Lock him up and throw the key in a volcano.

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TopicThey cast Hawkeye, Mister Terrific and Green Lantern in the new Superman movie
AgentCoulson
07/11/23 7:27:33 PM
#27
Smackems posted...


Isn't there another DC hawk bird guy


Yes. His name is Hawk.

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TopicThey cast Hawkeye, Mister Terrific and Green Lantern in the new Superman movie
AgentCoulson
07/11/23 7:04:03 PM
#20
devilminion posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/5/AAKiLzAAEpnb.jpg

I meant for this new universe Gunn is building. Trust me I couldn't forget that movie if I tried. Maybe Hal's already been around a while when this movie takes place but Guy's the one we're being introduced to first and I just did not expect that.

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TopicThey cast Hawkeye, Mister Terrific and Green Lantern in the new Superman movie
AgentCoulson
07/11/23 6:49:34 PM
#17
Oh wow I was expecting Fillion to be Hal Jordan. Never thought our first GL would Guy.

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TopicThey cast Hawkeye, Mister Terrific and Green Lantern in the new Superman movie
AgentCoulson
07/11/23 6:36:01 PM
#6
I was confused for a moment. Isabela's playing Hawkgirl.

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TopicBurger King is selling a blue burger.
AgentCoulson
07/10/23 12:01:35 AM
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Spongebob did it.

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TopicCharlie horse or sleep paralysis which is worse?
AgentCoulson
07/06/23 7:07:09 PM
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Charlie Horses hurt like a mother fucker but I find that usually rubbing the area and keeping it stretched (I always get them in my legs or feet) helps it go away faster.

Sleep paralysis is just downright terrifying and not because of the demon people say they see. I've never been able to open my eyes during so I've never seen it. No it's the not being able to move, open my eyes, or speak to makes it terrifying to me.

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Topici want to be bobby hill when i grow up
AgentCoulson
07/04/23 9:52:07 PM
#6
But hwy? That boy ain't right.

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TopicIs Taylor Swift equally as famous as Michael Jackson?
AgentCoulson
07/04/23 9:35:38 PM
#59
No_U_L7 posted...
wait, isn't that an alien ant farm song?


Time to disengage.

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TopicIs Taylor Swift equally as famous as Michael Jackson?
AgentCoulson
07/04/23 9:20:50 PM
#38
Scintillant posted...
Taylor Swift will have a much more lasting legacy than Michael Jackson

Funniest shit I've heard all day.

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