Lurker > Pepys_Monster

AnsestralRecall posted...

TC rises up the ranks of worst posters every time I see their posts

Nobody knows who you are.

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It's already too late. It's over.

yusiko posted...

You made this incredibly sexist topic

It's not sexist because a girl agrees.

GrandConjuraton posted...

Red pillers aren't capable of genuine love.

I still love her. Get out.

Solar_Crimson posted...

Maybe it's time to move on.

There is no moving on.

GrandConjuraton posted...

lol

Why is that funny to you? I used to watch TV with her and hold hands. I used to cuddle her every night. She was my soulmate. You just don't get it.

NoxObscuras posted...

And yet you keep making topics about your ex

Yeah, because I love her.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Even Duncan doesn't do that.

Fucking Duncan!

He also doesn't take hot ass girls on dates and spend $200 like I do.

Tenlaar posted...

After you posted that you shouldnt have allowed her to have guy friends Im glad she got away from you.

Other guys are nothing but trouble.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Please don't blame your disgusting behavior on ASD.

I did nothing wrong.

I hate my life, I hate going to work, I worked 36 hours in the last 3 days, I drank like 9 jagerbombs last night, I hate everything, and I'm about to have a complete mental breakdown because I have work today too.

GrandConjuraton posted...

I have ASD.

Solar_Crimson posted...

If a Black person agreed with a White supremacist that slavery was good, would you take their word as law?

No, I wouldn't. But I would wonder what made him/her agree.

GrandConjuraton posted...

And you think people would honestly elect you as president?

No, they wouldn't. Ableism is a real thing.

No. I'm not working 18 hour days. 12 hours is already brutal.

yusiko posted...

You don't get to dictate who your significant other is friends with
A woman with guy friends isn't going to cheat on her boyfriend or husband just cause she has guy friends
And if a cheater has no guy friends she will still find a guy to cheat with cause she is a cheater

It is not a red flag if a woman has guy friends and go demand they don't is just controlling and insecure and those issues should be fixed before even trying to have a relationship with a woman

Why is the girl agreeing with the Chad?

NightingaleMD posted...

Wow

A lot of hate in this topic for the greatest living human

Sorry inventing internet payment and private space travel and electric cars wasn't enough for you

I'm sure you'll one up him TC

I'm younger than him, so I could possibly one up him someday. But he's a genius. IDK.

Murphiroth posted...

Simp harder.

Whether you like it or not, he's going to make it into history books. We need to step up our game to get on his level.

Murphiroth posted...

Robotnik and Wily are significantly more successful than Elon, even with how often they're defeated.

But Elon is the 2nd or 3rd richest man in the world.

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Why is there a girl agreeing with the Chad, then?

PlantBased posted...

Nice. She's my hero.

My girlfriend is your hero? Ok.

PlantBased posted...

Is that what your ex did to you?

Probably. I shouldn't have allowed her to have guy friends.

What's really crazy is that John Astin who is much older than Wednesday and is always smoking cigars on the show outlived her.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1190346324956033/?s=single_unit

It really makes you think.

Was he a Labrador? RIP.

All he needs to do is feud with a noble animal like Harambe who will destroy his Optimus robots.

Think about it.

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I mean...how? It's enormous. Am I going to let some dude off of Craigslist come into my home? That sounds sketchy.

I wish I could trade it in for an 86" TV. But since I bought it in 2021, apparently it's too old to trade in. :( But I suppose it has sentimental value, since I used to watch it and play video games with my girlfriend on it.

Slaya4 posted...

Everyone saying we need this and we need that, but nobody wants to step up to the plate. At this point folks are all talk.

I dont have enough money to run for president.

EmilyTheCEman posted...

It seems like the only true solution is an agreed upon and organized national divorce that MTG of all fucking people suggested. Whether that be literally splitting the country in half or just dramatically increasing states rights to the point where we have 50 mini-countries and people just choose which one they like best.

Thats ridiculous and the opposite of what this country needs. That isnt what Abraham Lincoln stood for.

Intro2Logic posted...

And how would that be accomplished?

Having a good president who understands economics and wants the best for the American people.

Intro2Logic posted...

What do you think a united country should do?

Make the economy strong again and make America more free.

Dakimakura posted...

We need patriotism to die and reason to prevail.

Reason cannot prevail when so many have a distorted, extremist worldview.

We dont need more extremists on the left and right. We dont need more arguing and fighting. We need the country to reunite. We need patriotism to prevail.

Anyone else?

We all know the origin of egirlface, and its clearly superior.

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Where would we be without sportsball? Its amazing. The most amazing.

Confirm.

Sort of. I ended up falling in love with her.

The world may never know.

Money doesnt bring happiness, though. A hot girlfriend does.

Anyone know?

They're betas.

The Chad Ganondorf vs. The Virgin Link

Yeah, State Farm commercials especially suck.

No_U_L7 posted...

theres no homeless people by my place

[ x ] Doubt

kingdrake2 posted...

my dog peed on my blanket too but mostly my fault because of an errand and i didn't take her out before i left.

I let the little shit out twice in 20 minutes before she did this.

You even get to be greeted by a homeless man in a tent right outside the luxury condo.

mustachedmystic posted...

I understand that sucks, but if you caught it before any of the urine soaked into the mattress, then what is the big deal? After all, all you gotta do is wash the sheets, which is something you do on a regular basis anyway, unless you are No Ul 7. But you arent humble bragging about your luxury condo, so I know you arent him.

I'm washing my sheets, but I can't believe the level of disrespect she has shown after all I've done for her.