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Topic | Emily Ratajkowski defends dress. The one where her boobs were popping out. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:32:40 PM #4 | Holy shit, her neck is like 1/3rd the length of her entire torso. Did her mom take it from a giraffe or something? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | How come no one cares about bullying in schools? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:31:26 PM #45 | WalkingLobsters posted... kids should have the autonomyWrong. Kids are idiots. It's their second most defining characteristic, after being assholes. Kids should have as little say as possible in their lives. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | she call me Blood-Starved Beast in bed, what do? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:27:18 PM #3 | Backstab her, then hit her with a charge attack using your two handed sword that's actually a double decker buss on a stick. Eat the corpse afterwards. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | You get a million dollars, but you have to sloppily make out with J.K. Rowling |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:23:40 PM #41 | BustedLavaLamp posted... Yeah but but but shes a bigot!!She can rest her big 'ots in my fuckin face girl. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | QAnon rally with Eric Trump and Michael Flynn |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:22:39 PM #2 | Remember when death threats were punished? Good times... good times... --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | $5 or the ability to have sex with any woman you want |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:18:16 PM #5 | MysteryMan923 posted... The ability works such that you must arrange to meet the woman and convince them to engage consensually,So the ability is.. nothing... Oh hold your tits, did you say Dunkin!? You got robbed fool, I'dda taken a $2 gift card. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | daycare workers, viral for scaring kids, arrested & charged for felony child |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:15:49 PM #2 | I don't get it. If you hate kids enough to do something that fucked up to them, why not just... not work with kids? There are plenty of minimum wage jobs out there, you don't have to take the one with children. Just makes no sense. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Are you a bigger fan of boogie2988 or nikocado avocado |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:08:59 PM #17 | Kitt posted... I really wish I didn't read this.He's also uncut and it tapers really weirdly. It looks like a dog dick. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | 10000000 USD or be my best friend |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 7:54:04 PM #26 | Did the English language murder your family or something? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | You get a million dollars, but you have to sloppily make out with J.K. Rowling |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 7:52:56 PM #37 | BustedLavaLamp posted... Yes, if you fuck her for eight hours straight (no breaks, no Viagra if you lose your boner, you forfeit), you get $5million.I'm going to give her the least satisfying 15 minutes of her life. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | How come no one cares about bullying in schools? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 7:47:52 PM #43 | WalkingLobsters posted... before the mental damage gets severeEver met a home schooled kid? Because if you had, you'd know that not being around other kids is a fucking terrible thing for children. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | I was in the Army for 7 years. AMA. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 7:45:58 PM #3 | Why do you lie on the internet for attention? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Are you a bigger fan of boogie2988 or nikocado avocado |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 7:42:08 PM #8 | Niko makes me sad. Dude used to be a professional classical violinist, got death threats because he stopped being vegan for health reasons, and now he's trapped in a cycle of destruction. Also, his onlyfans leaked and my guy has an asshole that's like a five inch long slit. Imagine plowing a dude who takes 30,000 calorie shits. Fuck that boogie loser, though. I've never once heard anything about him that doesn't make him a malignant piece of shit. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | pitbull attacks are unfairly over represented in the news |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 7:00:15 PM #2 | The only thing unfair about pitbulls is that they tend to maul other people and their kids, when they should maul their owners. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Youtube needs to move away from these hour long, essay-style videos. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:57:52 PM #13 | Why not go watch one of the other millions of videos instead of bitching? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | What will Tails do next? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:56:53 PM #8 | Continue to not get the help his illness requires. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Would you eat this basic breakfast? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:54:36 PM #36 | Absolutely, that's what I'd make back when I would make breakfast for myself. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | When did you arrive home from work today? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:51:36 PM #20 | Work from home, and only rarely since I blew out my back. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Two arrested after 6 pit bulls go on biting spree in NYC |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:48:56 PM #21 | Solution: Tell the rednecks they can keep their guns if they use them to go around executing people's pitbulls. I mean, we're never going to ban guns no matter how man kids get slaughtered, might as well have some good come from them. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | You get a million dollars, but you have to sloppily make out with J.K. Rowling |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:43:35 PM #32 | Can I go further? I have a super strange attraction to her. I'll take half the money to blow out that ass. Fuck, I'll do it for free. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | The deadliest day in human history |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:39:01 PM #27 | rexcrk posted... Still trying to get over that one tbhR.I.P. My boi Big T. He couldn't see movement, and he couldn't reach his meat to beat one out, but he fucked up that goat real good. That asteroid was a busta, dead ass. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Quite a few girls claim to be "witches" |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:32:00 PM #5 | The male equivalent is the same as the female. Social rejects. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | How come no one cares about bullying in schools? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 6:29:50 PM #41 | Because thinking that teachers, who make almost nothing and mostly coast through their day with the bare minimum of effort, are going to stop children from being assholes(The defining characteristic of children), is absolute fucking lunacy. Might as well try to count grains of sand on the beach. Speaking of lunacy, Medea really needs to get banned already. The whole "pretend to be crazy and spam nonsense replies" is such a shit, pathetic gimmick. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Remember, you cannot buy and play REmake4 until you apologize to Capcom |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 9:43:55 AM #16 | Capcom should get down on their knees and beg me for forgiveness. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Mother of George Floyd's daughter filed a $250million lawsuit against Kanye West |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 9:09:57 AM #21 | On one hand, that's fucking ludicrous and she should be ashamed of herself. On the other hand, fuck Kanye West. I'm so conflicted. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | If you were tom brady would you also continue to play this long? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 8:52:31 AM #3 | No, I would have quit playing when I got drafted that low. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Arizona GOP candidate arrested for uhh... Releasing tension... near a preschool |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 5:29:15 AM #24 | We really need to up the penalty for things like this. Like "cut off their arms" kind of penalties. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Do you think having a partner makes you a better person.? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 4:57:10 AM #4 | It certainly makes you a better person than those who can't get partners. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | $45,000,000 but Donald Trump is never president again. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:52:10 AM #40 | Why are you so bad at playing this game? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | $45,000,000 but Donald Trump is never president again. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:37:30 AM #38 | itachi15243 posted... Still weird me out that you'd rather have a dictator (forever presidant), than Trump not be president again.Still don't give a shit, what are you going to give me to change my mind? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | You know the best part about dating an elf? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:28:15 AM #3 | Of course the first response is from someone tagged with that. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | I have a riddle for you CE, it is impossible to figure out. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:18:43 AM #18 | The answer is dementia. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Scientology running ads in L.A. during Danny Masterson's rape trial. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:14:28 AM #2 | It's all fun and games until an appellate court finds that they tried to influence the trial and intimidate the witnesses. Xenu isn't gonna protect those cheeks from getting clapped. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Protestors glue themselves to German Volkwagen's floor and are left there. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:10:03 AM #10 | Aww, poor babies. It must suck to be that stupid. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Abbie Purvis slams Taika Waititi's Time Bandits remake for not having little ppl |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 3:04:57 AM #9 | In high school, I took a physics class with a teacher who was retiring after that semester. Dude straight up gave zero fucks. Told us that if we brought in anything even remotely related to physics we could watch it instead of having class. Someone brought in Time Bandits. That was the best fucking class I've ever had. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Have you had a paranormal experience? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 2:58:03 AM #27 | Paranormal, I don't know, you be the judge. When I was 13 or 14, I had a friend whose mom's house had a shit ton of land. The way his back yard was set up was roughly a football field wide, about a mile long of flat, cleared land. The sides were all forest, as was behind the cleared land. The only source of light was a single floodlight on the back of the house. Me, him, and another friend would go out into the woods and cut down trees. It was a fun work out, and his step dad would give us money for making firewood for him. We had a bunch of axes, and we'd bury them into trees and leave them there until the next day. One was a long axe with a rubber wrapped handle in high visibility orange. One night, we stayed out there until the sun was just about gone. We were a couple miles out, so by the time we hit the end of the path to his yard, it was pitch black outside. Me and one friend were walking together, and the other friend was ten feet behind us or so. We had made it... twenty feet from the tree line when the friend behind us said something to make us turn around. Behind him, was something. Couldn't make it out, too dark. I was taller than me, and I was already over six feet at the time. And it had the orange handled, high visibility axe above it's head, like it was taking an overhead swing. We both screamed "RUN", and thankfully my buddy didn't question it at all. I am convinced that all three of us set a new record sprinting to the house that will never be broken. Run inside, lock all the doors, his parents aren't home, run up to his bedroom to hide. They come home a few hours later, we tell them what happened, his step dad laughs at us, we all go out back to see what's up. The axe is buried into the railing on the stairs going up to the back deck. Call the cops. Cops accuse us of doing it. Thanks. Go out into the woods with his step dad the next day. Only one of the axes are still there. Three or four are gone, can't remember. We still went out to chop wood after that, because we were idiots. So. I don't believe in supernatural stuff, but I kinda hope it was a ghost or something. That idea has always worried me less than the thought that I was a split second from watching my best friend get his head caved in by some serial killer. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Bye everyone. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 2:32:19 AM #45 | Kakapo posted... Oh dear god.She also has autism, according to him. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | If you can go back and start a new career what would it be. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 1:48:13 AM #10 | I'd stick with attorney, but I wouldn't have wasted all that time focusing on criminal. That killed my drive to climb. Would have gone straight into corporate. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | First "M" rated game you played? |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 1:45:38 AM #67 | Whatever the first non niche M rated game was, starting on the NES. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | I love my Patreon feed |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 1:25:40 AM #2 | I can smell that picture. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Bye everyone. |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 1:22:56 AM #37 | Vyrulisse posted... the usual suspectsNobody has ever used that phrase and not been on the wrong side of whatever argument they're having. Case in point: Going to bat for "How do I force my girlfriend to have sex with me" over here. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | I haven't had Sushi in a long time... |
omega_cookie 10/21/22 1:18:56 AM #12 | Haven't had sushi in over a decade. I live in Utah, and you don't eat fish anywhere you can't drive to the ocean for the afternoon. I keep meaning to go out for some when I go back home, but life always gets in the way. Last year, my friend's wife ate sushi from a Chinese restaurant in Kansas. She got so sick that I could actually hear her shitting herself while I was talking to him on the phone. Funniest thing I've ever heard. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | why is captain america celebrated? |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:56:03 PM #77 | HylianFox posted... The comics can't go too far and trivialize real world issuesThey sure can use being a victim of the holocaust as an origin story for evil characters, though. Fucking Zikten. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:53:40 PM #22 | Miracle Whip on cold cut sandwiches. Mayo on burgers, steak and cheese, and grilled chicken sandwiches. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Bye everyone. |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:45:33 PM #11 | You're aren't going to do shit, you'll just slink back here in a few days and block anyone who mentions this temper tantrum. Don't get people's hopes up that you'll actually leave. It's rude. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | why is captain america celebrated? |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:33:31 PM #70 | YeOld3DS posted... And it's posts like this why I hate his board.Then leave. Nobody wants you here. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | why is captain america celebrated? |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:31:28 PM #68 | YeOld3DS posted... Whether or not it's morally right to care about this country is an opinionThis might be the most stupid post I've ever read. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Favorite Kanye West song? |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:23:50 PM #48 | His cover of that Johnny Rebel song. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Haiti on verge of collapse. UN in talks to restore order. |
omega_cookie 10/20/22 11:22:14 PM #50 | Unsuprised_Pika posted... Better then "Be ruled by France Again"Yeah, "give them more aid that is stolen by the corrupt" is definitely better than "be ruled by people who will force the country to run correctly". Why don't you want people to be fed and kids to have schools to go to? Edit: Oh shit, you're the guy who wants people to try to kill cops if they don't like what they're being arrested for. It all makes a whole lot more sense, you're actually crazy. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
Topic | Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a national treasure |
omega_cookie 10/19/22 11:37:53 PM #42 | Remember when he said that his sexual assault was actually a ancient Indian handshake, and when they asked various tribes every last one went "what in the absolute fuck are you talking about"? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
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