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Serious_Cat posted...

https://youtu.be/BBHU48y6GT0

The videos he does with his old executive producer are great. Too bad he's moving to Tiktok and won't be on the show anymore.

good point, all sorts of these skits they do in modern times

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_-crVMuI

The channel itself is material from the 30 years of letterman.
The Fugitive Guy and the cruelty during viewer mail are so engrossing. Theres a part in TFG video with a fire, it was the biggest laugh Ive had in weeks.

Funkydog posted...

You could've saved yourself time and just said "I hate women" btw.

Or reality exists and some wonen are awful. Just like you.

CRON posted...

Wasn't Alannah Pearce hired to write for the game despite not having much experience writing?

God that chick has been passed around from one company to another. Its like ign, gamespot, 10 other things that she leaves and usually blames immigration about why. Shes either related to someone famous or you can jump to your own conclusions. Why would a company hire someone like this? Its on her what most people think.

Number090684 posted...

Lame. Some of Thor's dialogue was cringe as fuck and the amount of cinematic interruptions the fight has was annoying. This is what people think is awesome these days as far as single player action adventure games are concerned?

Way too long the actual fight parts bc its not a real fight anyway. The whole point is to get to the story bits. Bad Thor design in general.

Welcome to anime.

Yeah they really needed to take a lesson from casino owners. You gotta keep feeding the endorphins sporadically to keep people coming. I have a 40 hour file right now where i have NOTHING done. 1 picture, no beasts, was gonna try getting to kokiri forest and glitch the sword but revalis gale just seems so good.

Arcanine2009 posted...

Started slow? geesus you've never played every other 3d Zelda game before it.

But they built the tension, they built being powered up. It followed a structure. In this game I can find durians or just glitch it and master sword is mine from the beginning. So is every power btw, bombs, stasis, maget its all just dunmped ln you in an hour. This game is fun but you gotta work at making it fun

masterpug53 posted...

You can attempt to beat the game any time after leaving the Great Plateau. If you're getting bored, load up on the best gear / food items available, take a run at Hyrule Castle, and see if you can make it (I'd recommend doing your best to sneak / avoid rather than directly engage the defenses).

If you get creamed, beeline to the remaining major settlements / Divine Beasts and burn through them (Zora is arguably the lengthiest, followed by Gerudo, Goron, and Rito), then try again.

Brute forcing to ganon wouldnt be beating it to me. Thats not how game structure works to me, Id have to collect all those tory pics and beat the 4 main dungeons to consider it beaten.

OudeGeuze posted...

If the game wasnt Zelda themed people would have torn it apart

But name it zelda and have the hype machine behind it, 27 million copies. And honestly I did tear it apart for years but it has some good elements. Really stupid ones too.

Lashleys baby face still hasnt changed. Why is lesnar wearing a goofy hat?

StarReaper13 posted...

From the start up until I did the Zora Divine Beast I thought it amazing, but then it sort of plateaued for me from there

Totally, I cant see myself ever being motivated enough to beat this.

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Or the fact that i needed to figure out how to exploit it to actually enjoy it. Endura shrooms are basically infinite stamina and they spawn right next to the karaoke fairy (what a terrible design and reward from the fairys). Great fairyys used to scare me, they looked like my sister. Now theyre just about as typical women as possible. Durians and endura shrooms get you though.

I had no diesire to play yesterday but i watched some bomb glitch guides and am gonna have some fun with these shrines. Also, master sword sleep glitch is mine

Takuya_Lee posted...

No they won't. 45 has run out of good and decent lawyers to use. The ones he has now barely passed the bar

Surely the republicans cant find someone morally corrupt enough to do it! Oh wait, yeah they can because they need his 80 IQ supporters.

ive been planning a class action suit around his amiibo. Everyone knows megaman cant aim up

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/4/AATg3_AADyna.jpg

Sorry to spoil the movie for you but with his criminal (republican) lawyers hell drag it out for years, constantly appeal, and somehow the scotus will find a way to blow him too

SpiritSephiroth posted...

That never happened at my school at all. Are you in the US? I'm in London.

Northeast US. There were a lot of people calling themselves catholic (religious enough to not have abortions, but fucking at 14 is cool), Ill just put it that way.

SpiritSephiroth posted...

Call me old fashioned but 14 year olds shouldn't even be having sex at all >_>

Call me realistic but there were 14 year old pregnant girls all over my middle school. Reality exists, whether you like it or not.

Lokison posted...

So now a 20 year old can have sex with an 11 year old?

Shits weird dude. Wtf is going on.

Or a 20 year old with a 17 year old. But sounds a lot more dramatic when you say it.

its pretty great. And theres always a new one, hotter and more willing to just take that brass ring. , remember when it was just all jenna jameson? In conclusion if you lived in the 80s i pity you.

Think of a cat or dog in heat. It REALLY wants to get fucked.

Endura carrots and durian and running my ass off from most enemies.

I fully chamged my mind and like it now. Eff yo shrines though gimme some durian

Ratchetrockon posted...

Ya u can im pretty sure

and Ill tell you right now im only doing one of those photos of geography. It must be a nightmare to beat this game though.

And Ive only done like 5 shrines. **** that. Can i do Revali first? His power is so good.

Update guys. Im pulling a complete 180, this is pretty cool.

ive been playing it all day. Mostly exploring, I havent done the picture thing yet. 4 hearts 1.25 stamina bar. A lot of extra heart/stamina foods.

SuperShake666 posted...

The only durability I hated was the Master Sword completely breaking. It should have just lost it's full power and been like using a Boko weapon until it recharged.

is this real?i thought it just stops glowing and comes back

pogo_rabid posted...

I played maybe 2 hours of BOTW before dropping it and never touching it again. Regret spending the money on that garbage.

There are some cool mechanics but theyre buried under so much epona shit

How quickly can i get revalis gale? THAT looks fun.

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Theyre taking it back! Like the n word

well-excuse-me posted...

Hard to be more wrong than tc, but you came in and did it. Good job

I laff

The durability isnt even the problem, why the fuck do you have so few slots?? Its like every chest i open your inventory is full. Fuck you.

--Zero- posted...

TC wishes it was more like old Zelda and thats why they dont like it lol

you mean like the best games in history? Yes. Yes i wish it was either old zelda or just better designed.

Glob posted...

Its a great game and it sounds like most of your complaints are just you being bad at it.

I should get good right? Weird how I didnt have to do that in any other zelda.

• StArts way too slow. That old guy is a dick. The paraglider would have been so useful in the first FOUR shrines to get his anal beads

• Speaking of beads wft. Its a perfect Chance to have heartpieces in open world and instead every chest is a weapon or shield and i have to get 4 beads for an upgrade. Horrid. I feel like this was so lazy.

• If it wasnt for amibos giving me food perks and a link amiibo giving me a real tunic, woulda given up again. I just cant do this anymore. I want to play this game. Ive had 4 hearts and just got to kakariko and im done. 5th attempt and i just cant take the one hit kills anymore im done

• This is just not a zelda game, its a wii u game so it is pretty limited already, also nintendo is at their absolute laziest. Its also more of a dark souls game than a zelda because Id rather watch twich. Shrines are awful, especially that first part of the game so tedious and Ive done it 4 times now.

• This is a bad game with some great ideas. The paragliding is majestic, the surfing has potential, and Ive seen playing it, seems to get nuts fully powered. Maybe gimme a dlc where im powered up already. And so many buttons all in sequence. Not even talking bomb glitches just normal in game.

bad 3d zelda game truly a sad time in history. Its really more of a handheld Zelda, thats how i justify it.

That move seems like the most useful thing ever and he seems like the final guy. I hate this game so much.

Mega flare or duckflare obliterate that little bitch move.