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TopicThey arrested my b/f for marijuana. Looking at years in prison for this.
SneakyGoomba
12/15/22 2:08:36 PM
#32
Even in legal states like Colorado the maximum to carry is 2 ounces.

2 ounces should last somebody several months unless they are smoking like 5 blunts a day.
TopicWhy do people talk shit about arbys??
SneakyGoomba
12/15/22 1:52:32 PM
#1
Shit is good yo
TopicTLC is making MILF Island from 30 Rock a reality (show)
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 9:35:42 PM
#28
Naysaspace posted...
you can see the lip injections from space

Ha that's what I was thinking with the extremely high libido comment I was like you also have extremely high lip injections
TopicJesus fuck. Enough is fucking enough. Shitting me at this fucking point.
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 4:26:16 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Oh hey boo I thought I was blocked by you
TopicTLC is making MILF Island from 30 Rock a reality (show)
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 4:16:06 PM
#7
Umm what's the twist? I must know!
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 12:08:04 PM
#114
Consayblue22 posted...
For the people saying sex with just one partner gets boring, I would have to agree, been seeing my girl for 3 years now and the sex is still great as its just got more and more kinky. It helps to communicate which can lead to exploring curiosities, keeping things fresh and yes, hot.

So you don't actually agree.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 12:07:32 PM
#113
NoxObscuras posted...
You are way too bothered by this man

No I just think it's funny that's the take were going with today from the CE sexperts
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 12:05:35 PM
#110
VeggetaX posted...
Are some people acting like that had tons of sex with tons of different people?

No sex. Only bdsm. Can't have sex without bdsm or else no orgasm. Things I learned on CE today. Thanks for the "education"
TopicWoman on first date wants man to order two carry out meals for her kids at home.
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 12:03:38 PM
#40
dioxxys posted...
That's for nothing to do with me or my dating life

All I see is an entitled woman.

Women are entitled for getting pregnant but men aren't entitled for causing it?

*cue Owen Wilson wow sound*
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:59:20 AM
#108
RespectWomen posted...
Some women cant orgasm from penetration. But you knew that already as you are a sex god

Ha keep telling yourself that stud
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:58:57 AM
#107
I'm not a selfish lover I like to bring in another dude and watch so we both cross the finish line!
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:57:17 AM
#105
I can give you some pointers and articles if you need any. Isn't hard to bring a woman to orgasm with the Ole twig and berries laddy
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:55:54 AM
#103
RespectWomen posted...
i like to watch my wife have multiple orgasms, not struggle to get there

Feel sorry you need some next level vibrating sex chair with wand attachments to bring her pleasure.
When normal sex becomes a "struggle" may need to rethink your game son
TopicWoman on first date wants man to order two carry out meals for her kids at home.
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:54:34 AM
#30
dioxxys posted...
Because Im not interested in dating men?


I was saying we judge the woman who accepted the load but not the dude who blew the load. It's not that hard to figure out.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:52:29 AM
#99
NoxObscuras posted...
Honestly, the only reason my ex and I tried it was because she was reading those damn 50 shades of gray books lol. I don't think we'd have gotten around to it otherwise. She ended up not being into most of it. Only the nip clamps got regular use >_>

Nah dude according to the experts all paths to sex lead to bdsm unless you're a prude. You don't want to be a prude do you? Come on sex chairs are completely normal, educate yourself. Sounds like you're lying and you never actually had sex
TopicWoman on first date wants man to order two carry out meals for her kids at home.
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:49:03 AM
#25
RespectWomen posted...
the single guy isnt a deadbeat dad, as he is not a dad

big brain maths

I was replying to the guy saying "this is why I don't date single moms" not the video.

TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:47:31 AM
#96
bsp77 posted...
It was meant to educate you. I am not upset, I am trying to help you understand. But yeah you are likely trolling.

I feel bad for people who think that light levels of BDSM is something crazy. They are sadly repressed.

Bro whatever it is, it's funny.

People get desensitized to normal sex they have to bring out the rope. It's funny , why so serious about it? Gotta learn to laugh at yourself if you wanna make it in life
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:43:58 AM
#93
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Bro stop arguing with the brand new gimmick account

It's funny when people take their kinks THIS seriously

Can't even laugh at the weird shit they do to get off, like it's some super high class sophisticated act
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:42:51 AM
#91
David Carradine was into bdsm with himself.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:40:12 AM
#87
bsp77 posted...
"Always"?, no. But it is completely normal for partners to get around to it in time.

Dude I get it, you wear leather, you don't have to justify it so vehemently, jfc

Didn't know this would be such a sore spot (no pun intended) for you.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:37:41 AM
#85
bsp77 posted...
It's ok if you haven't had sex, no judgement here.

Sex always involves ropes and sticks ? News to me , yea I guess they didn't teach that part in school

Also you are taking a joke way too fucking seriously.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:35:51 AM
#83
Drumiester posted...
Are people in a video human beings? Answer the question.

Is watching a video the same as experiencing something in real life? Answer the question.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:35:14 AM
#82
bsp77 posted...
Do you seriously think that there is no reason to do things like tie your partner's hand together or spanking? It should just be good enough as is?

That stuff is fun and exciting, especially in a long term relationship, and most people I know do that stuff. Way more common than you would think. It is not "overcomplicating".

I just saw your Elmer Fudd comment. You are either a troll or clueless. Likely both.

It's ok if you get off on looney tunes role-playing, no judgement here.
TopicWoman on first date wants man to order two carry out meals for her kids at home.
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:33:36 AM
#19
Triggered all the deadbeat dads lol
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:32:54 AM
#78
Drumiester posted...
As much sense as implying people in videos aren't human.

A prerecorded video that plays the exact same thing everytime is the same thing as real actual life. Got it.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:32:11 AM
#77
bsp77 posted...
It's completely normal, dude

So is Elmer Fudd trying to tie up bugs bunny
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:28:48 AM
#75
Drumiester posted...
Maybe I can make any comparison I please?

Of course, but next time try to make it make sense
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:25:39 AM
#72
Drumiester posted...
No it's not, which can be precisely the issue.

Then maybe you shouldn't have made the comparison
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:22:42 AM
#70
Drumiester posted...
People in porn aren't human beings?

Fucking in real life is like watching a video?
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:21:27 AM
#67
RespectWomen posted...
just say vanilla ice cream is spicy and be done with it lol

Vanilla is the most popular ice cream flavor. If it works it works. No need to overcomplicate things. (Humans are really good at that though)
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:21:06 AM
#66
Drumiester posted...
It happens. Like how most people don't masturbate to the same porn video over and over and are constantly searching for that "new exciting" video to enjoy.

Speaking of porn, porn fucks your mind when it comes to that.

Fucks with your mind like comparing a human being to a porn video? That kind of fuckery?
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:19:33 AM
#62
RespectWomen posted...



RespectWomen posted...
Even the simplest bdsm can change things quite a bit.

but not everyone is into being tied up, spanked etc lol

That's some looney tunes shit, tying each other up and hitting each other with sticks, come on...some of yall really be extra
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:15:59 AM
#58
RespectWomen posted...
ehhh thats usually because you need to spice things up with said person.

and you might not know the kinks of someone new; but they could bang well tbh

If you find somebody dtf and they fuck well I don't see how it gets "boring". How much different is one nut from the next ??
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:11:44 AM
#55
bsp77 posted...
You can also argue that the sex is not as good with new partners. You maybe get excited about the new partner, but the sex itself is often not that good. I have done much crazier things with partners when it gets beyond the 10th time or even the 100th time.

Sex seems way overvalued...it's just a biological urge to do once in awhile because our coding demands it, That's like saying I get bored taking a poop and I have to find different toilets to spice things up. If people are thinking this much about sex I'd say they are the boring one.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:09:09 AM
#54
Drumiester posted...
Well, the first scenario leads to great boredom, while the second scenario keeps things fresh.

Do people really get bored that fast and easily these days? *

*rhetorical question
TopicWoman on first date wants man to order two carry out meals for her kids at home.
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:07:38 AM
#6
dioxxys posted...
Another great reason to not date single moms

Why do single moms get the stigma when single dads roam free of persecution?
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 11:05:03 AM
#51
Real talk though What's the difference between having one partner who fucks everyday or 7 different ones for each day of the week? A moist hole is a moist hole.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 10:53:37 AM
#49
Drumiester posted...
LMFAO

Also, this topic reeks of jealousy

We just don't like people
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 9:09:04 AM
#24
gunplagirl posted...
About 30? Shit, that's more than my partner count.

Those are rookie numbers! Get more bundles!
TopicI present to you the definitive Star Wars live action ranking
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 9:06:03 AM
#19
The last jedi was so bad it made me never want to watch anything star wars again. I still haven't seen the one that came after it.

Revenge of the sith wasn't good either , most people just saw it because they felt an obligation for closure. I remember zoning out several parts in that movie and I saw it in theaters.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:56:12 AM
#12
Most of the people I know who were like this in their late teens/early 20s are complete burn outs now and constantly rehash their glory days. It's pretty weird and pathetic honestly.

They are also people who can't stand being alone and once their well runs dry they turn absolutely insufferable and miserable. If you're racking up that many partners when you are that young it's usually not because you have the greatest developed personality
TopicI like to sleep with my arms crossed across my chest
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:45:44 AM
#1
It makes me feel like a vampire
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:39:21 AM
#6
lilORANG posted...
How absolutely embarrassing

No slut shaming
TopicYou know what aspect of men's mental health isn't addressed enough
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:38:14 AM
#30
Men aren't allowed to be depressed about anything. Get with the times.
TopicThe number of sexual partners some people have always astounds me
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:37:09 AM
#3
Yea but let's see how many games they have in their steam library!
TopicIts so simple to respect the cart narc
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:33:54 AM
#6
voldothegr8 posted...
He gets under the skin of lazybones, of which CE has an abundance.

He also makes people feel better for doing the bare minimum of which something something something
TopicIts so simple to respect the cart narc
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:26:04 AM
#3
Because putting your cart back is one of the most pressing issues of this glorious nation.

Make America put their carts back...again.
TopicIts so simple to respect the cart narc
SneakyGoomba
12/14/22 8:23:12 AM
#1
Respect his authoritah
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