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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 10:21:48 AM
#47
Adyingod posted...
At least we agree on something. Lol
Yes, you are being an intolerable prat.

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They/Them
TopicDirtyComputer's saucy music for sordid people
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 10:20:15 AM
#3
Death in Rome - Something Came Over Me
https://youtu.be/dcRyXX-eGHs

Something came over me
Something came over me
And I don't know what it was
No I don't know what it was

@Adyingod tagging a fellow fan of Genesis POrridge

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 10:14:15 AM
#44
Adyingod posted...
You seem quite intolerant need I say prejudice towards people you dislike. Not a very good look for you when you're fishing for pity, I must say.

Edit:

Whoops, accidentally pressed post before replying.

Why yes, if someone is an intolerable prat I dare say I will be rather intolerant of them. Well spotted! Well done!

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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 10:10:09 AM
#42
legendary_zell posted...
Based on the information you provided and my expertise,you appear to be a DirtyComputer.
You may be on to something, there

ThisIsAKnoife posted...


@TC - As others have stated, theres a reason the term non-binary exists and it is reasonable for you to accept that label as you learn more about yourself.

It sounds like you are also concerned with others labeling you as being different for the sake of being different?

Its silly and its pointless, because I really dont care what people think, outside of the people I care about and the people who care about me.

I suppose its a matter of always feeling different, and seeking to quantify and taxonomise that difference.

Or, really, if Im being healthy about it, diversity, but we know many people wouldnt quite put it that way.

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 10:00:12 AM
#41
Tom_Joad posted...
Pansexual?

When asked the question 'sex?'... do you say 'Yes, please?'
Sort of, but not quite. The big confirmation for me is the quality of post-coital conversation. Of course, thats something thats not always apparent. Seriously though, a good post-coital conversation is better than sex.

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TopicDirtyComputer's saucy music for sordid people
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 9:57:14 AM
#2
Amanda Palmer - Runs in the Family
https://youtu.be/5i0o3JRaF2g

Mary, have mercy, now look what I've done
But don't blame me because I can't help where I come from
And running is something that we've always done well
And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 9:49:16 AM
#35
Spin4Fun359663 posted...
Based on what you said, I would classify you as a non-binary bisexual.
That sounds sensible enough

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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 9:47:41 AM
#34
Adyingod posted...
Nah, i merely said I didn't like porridge then you attacked me, don't get it twisted. But yeah, fight that big fight in your head there.
My sincerest of apologies, Im allergic to prats.

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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 9:15:33 AM
#31
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Thanks, it's good to know I'm not supposed to leave my own topic. The way they were going on there, for a second, they were behaving like a bit of a... prat.

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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 9:08:07 AM
#30
Adyingod posted...
People who use the word prat are literally prats themselves. And you ask us what the hell am I and you answered your own question there. A prat.
Sorry, all I can hear is a prat in serious denial.

You came into this topic, with your big prattish boots on to prat up the place because I had the temerity to look up to Genesis P'Orridge, then decided to stink up the place because I called you a prat.

In a topic where I've been stupid enough to bare at least part of my soul.

Seriously, shame on you, you prat.

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TopicYou're stuck on a vacation with too many ostriches
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 9:00:42 AM
#9
R1masher posted...
just bury your head in the sand


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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:59:29 AM
#28
Apologies for missing these on first pass, someone's being a bit of a prat.

fan357 posted...
You are whoever you choose to be. Your sexuality doesnt define you.
I know it doesn't define me, but it does provide a certain shorthand, and let's face it, people operate in shorthand, don't they? I'm not defined by my sexuality, it doesn't define the entirety of my being, but part of the human condition is trying to find commonalities with other humans. Another part of the human condition is finding out who we are. Unless we don't, I guess.

ElatedVenusaur posted...
Thats the thing though: no one can ever know you better than you know yourself. I cant tell you what you are, nor can anyone else. You define that for yourself, and if you find a digestible pre-existing label thats comfy, well, it at least makes it easier to explain yourself to others, if nothing else.

I can tell you I know four enbies and theyre all different people with different gender expressions, but exploring those expressions and going their different ways brought them greater peace.

I have actual and intellectual IBS, so anything will be hard to digest, I think. I'm one of nature's difficult people, but thank you. I honestly appreciate your opinion on this.

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:45:49 AM
#25
Adyingod posted...
I just said that. Now you're copying me.
Nah, you didn't make it pithy with a pun, so it just made you sound like a bit of a prat.

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:43:20 AM
#22
Adyingod posted...
You're projecting now, and we've run out of time for this therapy session I'm afraid. See yourself out. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
I'm terribly sorry you've become unexpectedly Freudened, I wasn't aware you were in therapy.

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TopicAdopting a kitten later today
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:42:23 AM
#12
SenlinDescends posted...


Yes absolutely! We're gonna be finding out what to expect with her eye when we meet with them, she can still see with the other one so I don't imagine too much trouble.
Then you are an excellent kitty parent!

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:35:20 AM
#18
Adyingod posted...
Oh, why? Did I offend you by having my own opinion of your idol? It's okay, take it out on me if it makes you feel better. Tell me, why do you hate your mother?
Nah, it didn't offend me. Your post just made you seem like a prat, that's all. There's a fairly big difference between going "yeah, this guy's a prat" and going "this has shaken me to my core with its offensiveness". Asking me why I hate my mother is a weird conversational turn, I'll admit, but also the action of the consummate prat, particularly considering you at least skimmed my original post. So yes. Thanks for confirming the designation of "prat", I guess.

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But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end
They/Them
TopicAdopting a kitten later today
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:28:57 AM
#5
Mazel tov! Just be sure you're prepared to take on a kitty cat with disabilities.

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But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end
They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:25:37 AM
#16
Adyingod posted...
Throbbing gristle and porridge is terrible, pretentious art-house twaddle. But they made a killing from it, so yeah, go porridge I guess...

To answer your question, you are unique human creature, just like the rest of us. Now ask yourself "who are WE?"
IDK but I think you may be a prat.

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They/Them
TopicDirtyComputer's saucy music for sordid people
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:24:44 AM
#1
Whoops, let the last one purge.
There may be overlaps.
Sorry, not sorry.

Soulwax - Compute
https://youtu.be/sjcCtoCVcsY
Looking up evolution's skirt, to see what the future will bring

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:20:32 AM
#14
Heartomaton posted...
Yeesh. Be that way then.
I got threshold apprehension, what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTcqa--5OFg

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They/Them
TopicCE, why do you always close your eyes when we make love?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:19:15 AM
#6
Those aren't my eyes.

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:18:13 AM
#12
Heartomaton posted...
This isn't even my final form.
Stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ62RzJkYUo

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:12:43 AM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I have, but I wouldn't call it helpful, as such.

Heartomaton posted...
Meat popsicle.
Negative. Leelo Dallas Multipass. Mul-Ti-Pass.

There. Have we memed enough?

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:08:46 AM
#8
Heartomaton posted...
A miserable little pile of secrets.
I've always been more partial to a featherless biped.

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:05:47 AM
#5
MFBKBass5 posted...
Why do you feel the need to label yourself?
I don't know, but I'd totally kick my ass if I found myself holding up a gas station.

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They/Them
TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 8:04:52 AM
#4
Foppe posted...
You are you.
But who's that?

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TopicStupid question, what the hell am I?
DirtyComputer
02/03/23 7:55:29 AM
#1
This is where you're going to have to forgive me if I appear a bit gauche and use terms inappropriately. I'm still learning.

Quite a few years back, I managed to reconcile the fact that yes, I like both guys and gals. I've dated both and don't really have a preference when it comes to relationships, other than who has a personality that piques my interest, and I can "click" with better. That was hard, considering my dad was adamant that "The Bisexuals" were responsible for the AIDS epidemic in heterosexual people. I guess he'd never heard of intravenous drugs or blood transfusions. I never told him that I liked guys and gals. I told my mum, though, but I knew all about her Marlene Dietrich phase. She was cool with it, unsurprisingly.

Anyway, moving on.

More recently, I had one of those weird, purgative moments of clarity where I managed to be completely honest with myself, and I came to terms with that fact that although I have a penis, and it's one I'm quite attached to, I don't consider myself to be male. That said, I don't consider myself to be female, either. All things considered; the closest approximation would be "non-binary".

I mean, I've had girls knock me back because I could apparently leave them for a guy, I've had guys knock me back because I could suddenly decide to go girls only. In both instances, it's been thought to be a "phase", I guess. I've had people tell me I'm just trying to be different and interesting.

Funnily enough, I spent a lot of my life trying not to seem different, but Genesis P'Orridge has always been a hero of mine. Go figure.

Am I just an inveterate fence-sitter? If you can answer that one, it's better than I've ever done.


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They/Them
TopicThat textbook in Harry Potter that goes feral and attacks kids...
DirtyComputer
01/27/23 3:59:32 AM
#19
Aridi posted...
Sounds like someone tried to rip off The Luggage from Discworld and did so poorly.
Also attack books

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They/Them
TopicHey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend
DirtyComputer
01/26/23 9:54:58 AM
#6
MedeaLysistrata posted...
how horrible

i was just thinking about Lavigne 5 minutes ago and now this
Im in your head, and I am also the reason you are craving a cookies and crme pretzel.

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But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end
They/Them
TopicHey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend
DirtyComputer
01/26/23 9:46:23 AM
#1
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.

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They/Them
TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 9:26:39 AM
#22
TheGoldenEel posted...
What about pants and a shirt

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That really narrows it down. Thank you both.

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They/Them
TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 9:22:08 AM
#20
Were_Wyrm posted...
A suit of armor
But do I go with a hounskull or a frogmouth?


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They/Them
TopicThe best Blink182 song that isn't blink 182
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 9:10:34 AM
#5
Hah. (Again) feat. Mark Hoppus

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They/Them
TopicI'm heavily tempted to have a kid and rely on benefits and welfare.
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 9:09:29 AM
#14
This is a great reason to have a child. Nay, an unutterably excellent reason.

That was sarcasm. Shame on you.

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They/Them
TopicAlice Cooper
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 9:08:20 AM
#4
I saw a guy on the train yesterday in full Alice Cooper makeup. I knew he wasnt a juggalo, because he was helpfully wearing an Alice Cooper t-shirt.

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They/Them
TopicThe best Blink182 song that isn't blink 182
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 9:05:49 AM
#3
Probably, yes!

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They/Them
TopicThe best Blink182 song that isn't blink 182
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 8:53:18 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/VnxE-mX7EwI

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TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 8:45:24 AM
#16
MrMallard posted...
No you see the miniskirt is feminine and the goofy necktie is masculine, so they cancel each other out and the outfit becomes neutral.
Still taking the piss

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TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 8:38:39 AM
#13
MrMallard posted...
Rose-red miniskirt hitched just above the knee, and a necktie that looks like piano keys
Now thats just taking the piss.

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They/Them
TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 8:38:18 AM
#11
i Also dont think it is office attire

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They/Them
TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 8:37:06 AM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I dont do Pinterest

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But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end
They/Them
TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 7:47:27 AM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

If youre incapable of understanding an idiom, youre incapable of helping me choose attire.

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They/Them
TopicCurrent Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring
DirtyComputer
01/25/23 7:33:09 AM
#1
You can do it, I know you can. Give me something interesting I can wear in a meeting with my manager, but not have to expect a meeting with HR right after.

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