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Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 10:21:48 AM #47 | Adyingod posted... At least we agree on something. LolYes, you are being an intolerable prat. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | DirtyComputer's saucy music for sordid people |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 10:20:15 AM #3 | Death in Rome - Something Came Over Me https://youtu.be/dcRyXX-eGHs Something came over me Something came over me And I don't know what it was No I don't know what it was @Adyingod tagging a fellow fan of Genesis POrridge --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 10:14:15 AM #44 | Adyingod posted... You seem quite intolerant need I say prejudice towards people you dislike. Not a very good look for you when you're fishing for pity, I must say. Edit: Whoops, accidentally pressed post before replying. Why yes, if someone is an intolerable prat I dare say I will be rather intolerant of them. Well spotted! Well done! --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 10:10:09 AM #42 | legendary_zell posted... Based on the information you provided and my expertise,you appear to be a DirtyComputer.You may be on to something, there ThisIsAKnoife posted...
Its silly and its pointless, because I really dont care what people think, outside of the people I care about and the people who care about me. I suppose its a matter of always feeling different, and seeking to quantify and taxonomise that difference. Or, really, if Im being healthy about it, diversity, but we know many people wouldnt quite put it that way. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 10:00:12 AM #41 | Tom_Joad posted... Pansexual?Sort of, but not quite. The big confirmation for me is the quality of post-coital conversation. Of course, thats something thats not always apparent. Seriously though, a good post-coital conversation is better than sex. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | DirtyComputer's saucy music for sordid people |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 9:57:14 AM #2 | Amanda Palmer - Runs in the Family https://youtu.be/5i0o3JRaF2g Mary, have mercy, now look what I've done But don't blame me because I can't help where I come from And running is something that we've always done well And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 9:49:16 AM #35 | Spin4Fun359663 posted... Based on what you said, I would classify you as a non-binary bisexual.That sounds sensible enough --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 9:47:41 AM #34 | Adyingod posted... Nah, i merely said I didn't like porridge then you attacked me, don't get it twisted. But yeah, fight that big fight in your head there.My sincerest of apologies, Im allergic to prats. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 9:15:33 AM #31 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Thanks, it's good to know I'm not supposed to leave my own topic. The way they were going on there, for a second, they were behaving like a bit of a... prat. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 9:08:07 AM #30 | Adyingod posted... People who use the word prat are literally prats themselves. And you ask us what the hell am I and you answered your own question there. A prat.Sorry, all I can hear is a prat in serious denial. You came into this topic, with your big prattish boots on to prat up the place because I had the temerity to look up to Genesis P'Orridge, then decided to stink up the place because I called you a prat. In a topic where I've been stupid enough to bare at least part of my soul. Seriously, shame on you, you prat. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | You're stuck on a vacation with too many ostriches |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 9:00:42 AM #9 | R1masher posted... just bury your head in the sand --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:59:29 AM #28 | Apologies for missing these on first pass, someone's being a bit of a prat. fan357 posted... You are whoever you choose to be. Your sexuality doesnt define you.I know it doesn't define me, but it does provide a certain shorthand, and let's face it, people operate in shorthand, don't they? I'm not defined by my sexuality, it doesn't define the entirety of my being, but part of the human condition is trying to find commonalities with other humans. Another part of the human condition is finding out who we are. Unless we don't, I guess. ElatedVenusaur posted... Thats the thing though: no one can ever know you better than you know yourself. I cant tell you what you are, nor can anyone else. You define that for yourself, and if you find a digestible pre-existing label thats comfy, well, it at least makes it easier to explain yourself to others, if nothing else. I have actual and intellectual IBS, so anything will be hard to digest, I think. I'm one of nature's difficult people, but thank you. I honestly appreciate your opinion on this. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:45:49 AM #25 | Adyingod posted... I just said that. Now you're copying me.Nah, you didn't make it pithy with a pun, so it just made you sound like a bit of a prat. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:43:20 AM #22 | Adyingod posted... You're projecting now, and we've run out of time for this therapy session I'm afraid. See yourself out. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.I'm terribly sorry you've become unexpectedly Freudened, I wasn't aware you were in therapy. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Adopting a kitten later today |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:42:23 AM #12 | SenlinDescends posted... Then you are an excellent kitty parent! --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:35:20 AM #18 | Adyingod posted... Oh, why? Did I offend you by having my own opinion of your idol? It's okay, take it out on me if it makes you feel better. Tell me, why do you hate your mother?Nah, it didn't offend me. Your post just made you seem like a prat, that's all. There's a fairly big difference between going "yeah, this guy's a prat" and going "this has shaken me to my core with its offensiveness". Asking me why I hate my mother is a weird conversational turn, I'll admit, but also the action of the consummate prat, particularly considering you at least skimmed my original post. So yes. Thanks for confirming the designation of "prat", I guess. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Adopting a kitten later today |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:28:57 AM #5 | Mazel tov! Just be sure you're prepared to take on a kitty cat with disabilities. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:25:37 AM #16 | Adyingod posted... Throbbing gristle and porridge is terrible, pretentious art-house twaddle. But they made a killing from it, so yeah, go porridge I guess...IDK but I think you may be a prat. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | DirtyComputer's saucy music for sordid people |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:24:44 AM #1 | Whoops, let the last one purge. There may be overlaps. Sorry, not sorry. Soulwax - Compute https://youtu.be/sjcCtoCVcsY Looking up evolution's skirt, to see what the future will bring --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:20:32 AM #14 | Heartomaton posted... Yeesh. Be that way then.I got threshold apprehension, what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTcqa--5OFg --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | CE, why do you always close your eyes when we make love? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:19:15 AM #6 | Those aren't my eyes. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:18:13 AM #12 | Heartomaton posted... This isn't even my final form.Stop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ62RzJkYUo --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:12:43 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I have, but I wouldn't call it helpful, as such. Heartomaton posted... Meat popsicle.Negative. Leelo Dallas Multipass. Mul-Ti-Pass. There. Have we memed enough? --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:08:46 AM #8 | Heartomaton posted... A miserable little pile of secrets.I've always been more partial to a featherless biped. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:05:47 AM #5 | MFBKBass5 posted... Why do you feel the need to label yourself?I don't know, but I'd totally kick my ass if I found myself holding up a gas station. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 8:04:52 AM #4 | Foppe posted... You are you.But who's that? --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Stupid question, what the hell am I? |
DirtyComputer 02/03/23 7:55:29 AM #1 | This is where you're going to have to forgive me if I appear a bit gauche and use terms inappropriately. I'm still learning. Quite a few years back, I managed to reconcile the fact that yes, I like both guys and gals. I've dated both and don't really have a preference when it comes to relationships, other than who has a personality that piques my interest, and I can "click" with better. That was hard, considering my dad was adamant that "The Bisexuals" were responsible for the AIDS epidemic in heterosexual people. I guess he'd never heard of intravenous drugs or blood transfusions. I never told him that I liked guys and gals. I told my mum, though, but I knew all about her Marlene Dietrich phase. She was cool with it, unsurprisingly. Anyway, moving on. More recently, I had one of those weird, purgative moments of clarity where I managed to be completely honest with myself, and I came to terms with that fact that although I have a penis, and it's one I'm quite attached to, I don't consider myself to be male. That said, I don't consider myself to be female, either. All things considered; the closest approximation would be "non-binary". I mean, I've had girls knock me back because I could apparently leave them for a guy, I've had guys knock me back because I could suddenly decide to go girls only. In both instances, it's been thought to be a "phase", I guess. I've had people tell me I'm just trying to be different and interesting. Funnily enough, I spent a lot of my life trying not to seem different, but Genesis P'Orridge has always been a hero of mine. Go figure. Am I just an inveterate fence-sitter? If you can answer that one, it's better than I've ever done. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | That textbook in Harry Potter that goes feral and attacks kids... |
DirtyComputer 01/27/23 3:59:32 AM #19 | Aridi posted... Sounds like someone tried to rip off The Luggage from Discworld and did so poorly.Also attack books --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Hey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend |
DirtyComputer 01/26/23 9:54:58 AM #6 | MedeaLysistrata posted... how horribleIm in your head, and I am also the reason you are craving a cookies and crme pretzel. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Hey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend |
DirtyComputer 01/26/23 9:46:23 AM #1 | No way, no way, I think you need a new one. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 9:26:39 AM #22 | TheGoldenEel posted... What about pants and a shirt [LFAQs-redacted-quote] That really narrows it down. Thank you both. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 9:22:08 AM #20 | Were_Wyrm posted... A suit of armorBut do I go with a hounskull or a frogmouth? --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | The best Blink182 song that isn't blink 182 |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 9:10:34 AM #5 | Hah. (Again) feat. Mark Hoppus --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | I'm heavily tempted to have a kid and rely on benefits and welfare. |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 9:09:29 AM #14 | This is a great reason to have a child. Nay, an unutterably excellent reason. That was sarcasm. Shame on you. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Alice Cooper |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 9:08:20 AM #4 | I saw a guy on the train yesterday in full Alice Cooper makeup. I knew he wasnt a juggalo, because he was helpfully wearing an Alice Cooper t-shirt. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | The best Blink182 song that isn't blink 182 |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 9:05:49 AM #3 | Probably, yes! --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | The best Blink182 song that isn't blink 182 |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 8:53:18 AM #1 | https://youtu.be/VnxE-mX7EwI --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 8:45:24 AM #16 | MrMallard posted... No you see the miniskirt is feminine and the goofy necktie is masculine, so they cancel each other out and the outfit becomes neutral.Still taking the piss --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 8:38:39 AM #13 | MrMallard posted... Rose-red miniskirt hitched just above the knee, and a necktie that looks like piano keysNow thats just taking the piss. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 8:38:18 AM #11 | i Also dont think it is office attire --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 8:37:06 AM #7 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I dont do Pinterest --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 7:47:27 AM #3 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] If youre incapable of understanding an idiom, youre incapable of helping me choose attire. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
Topic | Current Events, recommend me gender neutral office attire that's not plum boring |
DirtyComputer 01/25/23 7:33:09 AM #1 | You can do it, I know you can. Give me something interesting I can wear in a meeting with my manager, but not have to expect a meeting with HR right after. --- But I really, really want to thank you for dancing 'til the end They/Them |
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