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TopicHave you heard rumors of the demise of Rick Moranis?
Carlbertomfg
01/05/23 7:58:19 PM
#8
BASCH LIV- ah fuck.

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TopicHave you ever played Fallout 2?
Carlbertomfg
01/05/23 7:55:47 PM
#3
Izza gud'n

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TopicShould cops be allowed to sit in pure darkness to do traffic stops?
Carlbertomfg
11/28/22 7:59:54 PM
#4
Where's that gif from liar liar with Jim Carey screaming "Stop breaking the law, Asshole!"?


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TopicYour age now vs when you first started coming to GFAQs
Carlbertomfg
11/11/22 11:57:23 PM
#11
Lmao. My original account was made in like '05 or something. So 15 now 33. Team olde.

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TopicHow long was/is the longest romantic relationship you've been in?
Carlbertomfg
11/11/22 11:38:55 PM
#45
Forever and day. Will it never end!?

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TopicYour crush says ''If you can replicate this dance, you can sit on my face''
Carlbertomfg
11/11/22 10:21:07 PM
#2
I unno I got a lot to do tonight.

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TopicWhat you bringin to CE potluck?
Carlbertomfg
11/08/22 12:18:46 AM
#11
Caaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddddyyyy ccccccccooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn!~

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TopicCrimsoness is CLOSED!!!
Carlbertomfg
11/08/22 12:14:43 AM
#102
I mean it sux but aren't ya'll excited to see the next name!?

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TopicAt&t is such trash internet
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 11:25:31 PM
#2
Preach. In my area it's literally this or I have to rely on bandwidth by mail. I hate it. I hate it so much.

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TopicWaking up on Saturday morning in the early 2000s
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 11:24:18 PM
#18
ToadallyAwesome posted...
Going hard when you were 10-12?
This person is obviously 50.

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TopicHer on the third date 'I am a gamefaqs mod and I know who you are'
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:49:35 PM
#3
I hate this so much.

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TopicHer on the third date: "I sell feet pics to strangers online."
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:47:50 PM
#13
Why does all this shit happen on exactly the third date?!

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TopicWaking up on Saturday morning in the early 2000s
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:46:41 PM
#13
I unno coming home from school and not knowing if I was gonna catch an episode in the middle of the cell saga or frieza saga was pretty goated.

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TopicAre the Xenosaga games worth playing?
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:45:17 PM
#6
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
yes

the first one is the best imo
Dis one fer sure

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TopicPenalty kicks are stupid
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:28:43 PM
#2
You can't take a sport where ties happen frequently seriously?

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TopicHot or Not: Buff babe edition
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:27:09 PM
#15
D=

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Topic"I ignore politics and all that drama. It's just toxic."
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:23:02 PM
#6
Newsers are for lewsers

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TopicI'm getting tired of life. It's not fun anymore
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 10:13:14 PM
#9
Go through them motions, soldier.

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TopicIf youre not watching Bleach right now, youre holding a massive L
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 9:58:00 PM
#6
I only saw sixteen episodes of the first wretched season and the only good part was the credits.

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TopicIs butt eating considered oral sex?
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 9:21:21 PM
#2
Gotta be.

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TopicWhy don't you have a hot girlfriend?
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 9:00:37 PM
#17
Lairen posted...
Cause your moms only average.
Lmaooooooo

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TopicLoving someone who doesn't love you back is tough shit.
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 8:59:35 PM
#12
cuttin_in_farm posted...
She said she wanted to smoke with me in a few weeks. Seems like the perfect chance. The dude shes with seems like a loser anyway.
This is how literally every r/niceguy story begins.

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TopicWhy don't you have a hot girlfriend?
Carlbertomfg
11/07/22 8:52:48 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8&ab_channel=RonWells

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TopicWho would you be in the post-apocalypse?
Carlbertomfg
11/02/22 4:54:33 PM
#4
Naysaspace posted...
Other. Id start identifying as female and fuck my way to the top.
Ahhh yes. The classic fallout 2 strategy.

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TopicWhich of these PS2 games should I play first?
Carlbertomfg
11/02/22 4:52:21 PM
#23
a-c-a-b posted...
Shadow Hearts
This one.

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TopicFriends is objectively a bottom tier show
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 9:11:41 PM
#20
I like friends because the laugh track tells me when the show is funny.

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TopicWhich would be harder, doing it everyday or not doing it da whole month?
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 8:49:00 PM
#7
What the fuck am I supposed to do in the shower if I don't nut? Like. . . just clean myself?

Absurd. Unthinkable.

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TopicWould you risk your life to save a random CEuser in need?
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 8:11:57 PM
#13
Shabriri posted...
NO
JUST LET ME DlE FOR YOU

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TopicWould you risk your life to save a random CEuser in need?
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 8:08:21 PM
#10
Shabriri posted...
random, no shot in hell. there are a small few here i would do it for, and I'd hope they wouldnt do it for me
l GOT YOU, BRUV

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TopicWould you risk your life to save a random CEuser in need?
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 8:04:17 PM
#7
I stand ready to give my life for the next poster. You can rely on me.

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TopicDo you meet the requirements to go on a date with this mixed race 5'10 Female?
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 7:58:13 PM
#42
Jokes on her. I'm not IN my kids life, and MOSTLY straight. Time to slide right in.

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TopicNetflix didn't destroy Blockbuster
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 7:56:12 PM
#17
To date the best job I ever had. Nothin' but fond memories of the 'ol gal.

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TopicCarmax keeps calling me asking if i still want to buy that car they lost.
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 7:54:21 PM
#4
NeonOctopuses posted...
How do you lose a car?
You'd be surprised how easily and often it happens.

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TopicDo you hate advertising?
Carlbertomfg
11/01/22 7:52:24 PM
#5
It pays my bills so I kinda need it.

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Topic'Detective, this is a crime scene.' 'What, is this the murder weapon?!'
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 1:21:19 AM
#2
Did someone decide to watch seven?

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TopicMy favorite things to do is not anything
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 1:18:01 AM
#3
Finally an activity I can get behind.

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 1:14:46 AM
#70
Breakin' 2: Electric Balls

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TopicMy vintage Blink 182 shirt came in (pic)
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 1:13:11 AM
#5
Bigger? It's a perfect fit.

Where can I find it!?

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 12:38:00 AM
#67
JKwaffle posted...
Balls R' Treat
Fuck that's a good one.

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TopicHer reaction when megatech said ''hi'' to her
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 12:17:31 AM
#6
The beautifulistest woman.

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 12:04:42 AM
#59
It Balls...lows. It ballslows.

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 12:03:10 AM
#57
Tyranthraxus posted...
Oof I just thought of another one but I'm not gonna post it.

I'll just post this pic instead and you can use your imagination.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/2/AARLwzAAD0Gs.jpg
Nothin' wrong with a lil Balls play.

Edit: Koga you speedy mug.

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TopicAre you guys circumcised?
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 12:02:27 AM
#44
I'll say it! I am and I did!

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/25/22 12:00:06 AM
#52
Balls weeks later

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/24/22 11:44:17 PM
#45
Ballsbound: Hellraiser II

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TopicHalloween themed movies, with 'balls' added
Carlbertomfg
10/24/22 11:41:43 PM
#43
Shotgunnova posted...
Deep Blue Balls
I can't believe you've done this.

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TopicI can't wait to have a gf
Carlbertomfg
10/24/22 11:17:53 PM
#8
Master_Kazuya posted...
Thanks

I can't wait to make topics like "my gfs friends are cringy" or "how do you stay up in bed without bothering your s/o" or some shit
Oh what fun we'll have! What pet names do you think you'll call her?

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