Lurker > Firewood18

Whats so crappy about your job?

Nonplussed but kinda funny. Jim Carrey as the workout girl from In Living Color popped into my head.

Maybe sleep deprivation. I can usually get the time right within five minutes before looking at a clock. When Im consistently tired my guess can be as wide as a half hour or more.

The deer population in my area is so bad that some local institutions hire hunters to cull every year.

Camera Obscura

A blurry bitch ass bug that just fucked your mom in the desert.

Very MarxBros

Sounds authentic

what was the dogs name?

the doge is old but still very wow
not gnawing its backside raw
ruining floors with uncontrollable urine
blind and barking at nothing
not the doge

Give them a rare Roman coin and tell them its a prop from an unfilmed scene that was never referenced in the books.

The Queen of Hearts screamed off with her head to any transgressions towards their implicit righteousness.

Lounges are for relaxing and witty banter.

why am I here? Can I get a light?

Its an UTI waiting to happen

We need more Wheel of Fish and Rauls Wild Kingdom.

Some old PC games called Jumpman and Shamus. I was around 5 or 6 years old.

Today a man on acid discovered that all matter is merely energy condensed

Heres Tom with the weather

Im going as the same thing Ive been for the last fifteen years

an adult
jk I was Gomez to my wifes Mortcia for a party just last year

Thousands of people crushed into a narrow street trying to get to a bar because it was rumored that a celebrity had been there.

senseless

If that crazy Lake lady becomes governor then all those militia gangs are going to be shooting at anyone who looks gay or brown.

Id go with grapes

Now Willy Wonka, Major Tom
Ali and Leia have moved on

Powerblade is a good challenge and fun. Not the hardest but you definitely need some planning and skill.

$1.79 for a single donut.

I can tell by your jokes that you voted for Biden.

Im not cleaning one from now on.
not even if a loved one is unable to or if I am payed.

Neil Diamond
Hanson
Drake
NSYNC
Oasis

The Warriors

Go to sleep!

On the coattails of a dead man shell ride

Hope she can come back from this

Too many Cooks

Two houses down from mine was the home of a serial killer. He killed eight prostitutes and stuffed them in different places around the house. The house was flipped and renovated at least four times after the investigation was over. Theres a family thats been living there for a decade or so now.

Legend of the Mystical Ninja
Zelda LttP
Shadowrun
Katamari Damacy
Dynasty Warriors 5
Deus Ex
TMNT Turtles in Time/Shredders Revenge
FF 3/VI
Super Metroid/Dread

DeadSpace 1,2
Portal 2
Dragon Quest 8,11
God of War 2

The porn industry will be the leader in this

We need a rap battle

Yes. 30% in one department, 10% in another, 55% in same old stuff and the rest is forgotten

Only if the honey is high fructose corn syrup

I made a mix tape

Silver. At least he has his own method. There isnt a Kreese method.

Anything to reduce overpopulation.