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Nichtcrawler-X posted...

What username would we know you better by?

Shit most just know as schmen's wife, but I was the original owner of the troll police account before he fucked that up.

I had a few mars based account name puns from a weird period where I was obsessed with getting to Mars, but that was so long ago I'm not sure I remember any... Marspolice maybe?

Same story with those, banned by dum dum.

I was 2 completely harmless members of the cool gamer family. Collgamercop and some sort of cool gamer pet. Those just got caught in the mass bans and that was also right around when I went away for a long time.

Most recently, last year I posted as notschmendrake

tonicpalin posted...

who?

Same question.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

pity post

Hey, that's the mean thing I always used to post in your and meads topic when you were going through YOUR breakups. Not nice.

Its an odd feeling to enjoy something that used to make you feel sick, but I got catcalled today. I was waddling my way through the parking lot after lunch and a couple of boys driving a chevy told me they wanted to do something I cant repeat here. I use a walker, and I move like an idiot so I havent had a stranger look at me that way in a long time, and it actually felt pretty good. Im vain enough to know that I am still good looking, and I keep pretty fit, but usually nobody is going to be interested in the stumbly bitch walking bowlegged down the way with a scowl on her face. Or maybe it had something to with the fully clothed gorilla that was always hovering over my shoulder.
That part of my life is over but it was a nice feeling.

I should have shown them my favorite boob.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

https://youtu.be/NdgrQoZHnNY

Last time I posted that here some butthole said son house sounds like a dying cat, and then I got modded for making personal jokes at them

I could listen to some hopkins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK5zYI86wIw

when youre down, everything blues just speaks to you. fuck.

Jen0125 posted...

And all of that sounds worse than stomach aches and not being able to shit right. Your priorities are extremely weird but that's not surprising

My dad used to use Tysabri. Does it still have to be injected into your butt. I think that was the one but he was on lots of medications over the years

Tysabri is an IV infusion. I would be shocked if they were injecting into his butt.

That sounds more like copaxone, which i used to inject into my husbands butt (they let you do anywhere fatty)

And yeah. Like homeboy said, I could have both.

I can get a scooter, or eat pain pills to deal with my leg. You'll be painting toilet bowls for life.

So I am fixing that.

Blind Wille has been speaking to my soul for weeks with this one. I really cant blame anyone else for my shitshow right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_o4omd8T5c

Jen0125 posted...

MS is much more than just using a walker lol like I don't really believe you have MS after these comments

MS hits everyone differently. Its an autoimmune/neurological disorder and you dont get to CHOOSE what part of your brain it (and by it I mean, your own damn self) attacks.

My right leg is about completely fucked. I am ataxic as hell due to a tendon that will not relax, and my knee aches 24/7. I'm on tysabri, which in exchange for pretty much taking a shotgun to my immune system, has kept me free of any new flareups since my diagnosis, but yeah, its more than just using a walker.

if i had listed out all my symptoms, you would have given me a big fat no1curr
if i didnt, then apparently I dont have the disease.

I must really get you worked up for you to be this salty jen.

adjl posted...

MS plus IBS would be worse than just MS, though, so there's that. Silver lining and all.

I may need a walker to get around, but I'm having ribs for lunch without fear of stomach pain and with confidence that I'm still going to take an immaculate poop tomorrow.

Nade_Duck posted...

schmen kinda looks like the dude from dead rising

That's funny because now his hairline has receded to the point where he kinda looks like the guy from dead rising 3

I needed that laugh

I feel a lot better. Today's gonna be a good day.

I appreciate Jen and Zang coming along to remind me that as bad as things are, they can always be worse.

I could still have to work for a living, and be unable to hold down a job for more than a year.
My husband could have suffered a psychotic break and thrown my life into chaos.
I could have betrayed my husbands trust and aired said psychotic break online for a bunch of people who have no business knowing to see
My husband husband could have been physically abusive to me. he could have sexually assaulted me, or forced me to live with him for several months, leaving me to feel unsafe in my own home.
I could have ruined myself with drugs and alcohol to the point where I have to pretend the first 30 odd years of my life didn't happen, or dont count.

Oh and then the carrot on top, I could have IBS

It's 730 am and I'm going to start getting brain obliteratingly drunk.

Thinking about calling over to a dispensary for a delivery while I'm at it. That shit stinks and it makes people stupid, and I look down on regular users, but I wouldn't mind having my brain shutoff for a while today.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Flying commercial is a fucking nightmare and Ill never do it again.

A lot of people I know who spent the first 30 odd years of their lives eating like shit have told me the same. None of them seem to see the link.

Muscles posted...

Take away the serial killer vibes and this is actually good advice

Damn Muscles.... I do have feelings, ya know?

That was optimistic nihilism at its finest, which is the best I can fucking muster right now. How do I come across as a serial killer? I could never kill someone. I am only interested in inflicting emotional pain.

I do fucked up shit all the time. Just don't worry about it. In 100 years nobody's gonna be alive to care or remember.

Probably less.

updawg posted...

Therapy is a waste of time and money.

It has value for a lot of people, I just haven't had the best experiences.

The last time I went I called her the c word and nearly made her cry. Decided it was best not to subject someone to that shit if I am incapable of controlling myself, and I am more and more so these days.

Jen0125 posted...

You mean people DON'T like being mentally and emotionally abused by their romantic partners???

yeah, but everyone raise your hand if you've never done it.

Sometimes outside forces push us to do shit we wish we hadn't. I'm familiar enough with my nature to recognize who I am and how I am going to behave.

abuse wasn't fun for them and it wasn't fun for me. its not like you feel great when you recognize what you're doing. i dont know what the fuck homeboy is talking about.

People say Brandon Sanderson magic systems can get pretty intense to the point of being off-putting.
I only ever read mistborn, but it was interesting enough.

moog posted...

imagine your first thought after finalizing a divorce is "I got to post this to GameFAQs" in 2022

The big day is Friday and I've known for over a week, but sick burn homie. That's one to be proud of.

mharbenedict34 posted...

I mean I usually hear that term on a reality show like survivor.

people are being Uber harsh to this dude thoufh

I brought that upon myself and came here with that intent, but I appreciate ya boss.

Work is a horrible place to work. Fuck all of that

supergamer19 posted...

Was this the couple where the guy would occasionally watch his girl get it on with another girl?

It's weird that this is so wrong, and yet close enough to the ballpark that I totally believe he would have said some dumb shit like that.

Mad feels better than sad, so thanks everyone. I made the right call coming here today.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Bawlz

Yeah, thanks super a lot for brining that up in every topic. Gotta say, that whole thing pissed me off more than just about anything else.

If I posted my boobs or my ass, he would have lost his fucking mind, and rightfully so, but somehow I was just supposed to be OK with that? The double standard is super real and super stupid.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/2/AAfYPzAAECXC.jpg

https://youtu.be/PXc_Hq_nLms

Drink hard liquor like a fucking adult. I don't care if the sun is down, and I don't care if its before noon. Man the fuck up you babies.

Jonesville posted...

I think a lot of the people commenting were just jealous of how great a relationship you and your husband had TC. Its something that they will probably never experience.

I appreciate the sentiment, but it wasn't healthy, and it probably wasn't really good for him. I took what was ultimately a decent and sensitive guy and turned him into the male version of me.

We were happy together for a long time though.

Holy shit... I actually feel a lot better.

Thank you Jen. I sincerely mean that. Getting bitchy with people online always gets my mind off of things. I don't know if you did that on purpose or not, but thanks either way.

Jen0125 posted...

Man you are wild read what you write in your own topic lmao good luck with your misery

weird shit to say as usual but you do you homie.

Jen0125 posted...

The last paragraph is choice considering you made this topic just to try to get negative attention lmao

Also I think you're miscontruing what I'm saying. No one cares about you negatively enough to react the way you keep mentioning. It's silly for you to think you're some ghoul on potd.

Jen, what the fuck are you even talking about.

A ghoul? A boogeyman? You are reading way more into shit than what I've actually written lol. Calm it down a notch maybe?

Or do I just have you worked up because I'm such a boogeyman (whatever the fuck THAT means lol)

Greenfox111 posted...

For how full of himself schmen is I was really expecting him to be more attractive

Yeah, he's a big dumb gorilla, but I really do miss him. I didn't pick him because he was handsome. My celebrity crush is gorge corpseginder for fucks sake. Handsome men look like girls to me.

32 posts

How many of those are telling me you don't care Jen. What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?

I already told you how cool everyone thinks you are. Just take the affirmation you are so desperately seeking and move on yeah?

Ok Jen. You've very cool and everyone thinks it's cool how much you don't care.

You're cool.

You good now?

Muscles posted...

You are 36 and been married to Schmen for 20 years? How old is he?

I was with him for 7 years before we got married. We went to high school together. He's only 6 months older than me.

Ah, so it's just that standard Jen shit where you take up 10% of a topic to tell us how you don't care about a topic. Noted. Appreciate you.

Jen0125 posted...

You really overestimate how much anyone cares about your posting lol

Your zinger was to say what I said you were going to say. If I was in another mood I'd spend a good deal of time making fun of you for that.

Greenfox111 posted...

Well if this is true and not another fake story from Schmendrake about his wife cheating on him, it's a shame because the way you are both so antagonistic is perfect for each other

It was perfect. I got to enjoy that and be happier for a lot longer than most people get to.

There no big gotcha moment coming here. I'm not creative like that. The big joke is that I'm here and when/if I ever stop moping I'm going to be even meaner than ever until I probably get banned.

sodium-chloride posted...

Why aren't you interested in getting better? What's stopping you from enjoying life?

I've been drinking all day, but I still know yall don't want me to spew this shit here. Which is exactly why I am going to.

I can't walk and my knee has been throbbing with pain for the past 6 years so I haven't really been sleeping well for the past 6 years.

I'm experiencing the joys of womanhood in the form of regular hot flashes and uncontrollable anger and aggression toward everyone around me.

I am hurting, and the only thing that makes me feel better is hurting others. I'm not looking for a cocktail of pills or the right mixture of words to make me be OK with things not being OK.

I hurt the only people I like the same way I hurt people I don't like to such an extent that I may as well not like them.

I'm 36 years old and I've been a misanthrope since I can remember. It's not going to just vanish now. If I'm "lucky" I've got another 20 years of this shit to look forward to. If I'm luckier, it'll be less.

Blightzkrieg posted...

PotD's favourite power couple is me and Isabelle from animal crossing, don't kid yourself TC.

Someone already did this bit, but they were a lot more meanspirited like how I would be if it was one of you all in pain.

Also it looks like they deleted their post so it's whatever.

GanonsSpirit posted...

This trend of posters making alts to pretend to be their SOs is annoying.

Kindly block me and piss off then

I had this conversation enough times a year ago, I'm really not interested in hashing it out with the half dozen of you that just couldn't let that bone go again.

Jen0125 posted...

Sounds like to need therapy

I'm not interested in getting better. Right now I just want to see everything else get worse.

GameLord113 posted...

What happened to cause you guys to break up?

Me happened. I can be pretty difficult to be around. My health is declining, and I've been far more bitter than usual. He used to find my spite endearing when it was directed at everyone else. He didn't so much when it was directed at him or Rein.

He told me he couldn't deal, and I told him it was only going to get worse as I got worse. He fought, but at this point in beyond fighting back.

They're both gone and frankly they are better off.

I thought this year was super shitty and it had nothing to do with politics.

https://youtu.be/vGcV80iEXkQ

When I drove I only drove stick.

I probably still could, but not safely. There was a reason I stopped.

EclairReturns posted...

Is this one-word message meant to convey exasperation with the topic creator and their narcissistic delusions that their twenty-year-old relationship is considered significant by the majority of this board?

Sorry I dont have a sarcasm font homie. I'm mean, not narcissistic. I have no delusions regarding my reputation on a board that I havent posted on in close to a year with people that I deliberately antagonize.

Schmen and I are done.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/5/AAfYPzAAECQr.jpg

Over 20 years, and its just gone.

I never really got why some people found the holidays to be a more depressing time of year than any other. if shit sucks, then it just sucks every day.
But yeah, I totally get it this year.

My daughter will be out of the country and I likely wont see her outside of video chat for the next 2 years. Pretty much all our friends stopped talking to me as well, so I mostly spend my days being mean to people online, and finding solace in their lives being fucked up as well. I've accepted that I really am just a cruel person, and I'm going to die alone.

Maybe I should adopt 50 cats?

Hope you all had a shitty Christmas.

rexcrk posted...

Because of how pathetic we are?

Because you are suffering, and that is the only thing that makes me feel less miserable right now.

Firewood18 posted...

Hey, at least you have your health. Myself and others I know have had to be alone because of illness. We call it merry sickmas.

Make some calls and send texts to those you know and care about. Maybe someone nearby will make a plate of food to share with you to help celebrate.

I don't have my health though, and I'm not really talking to the only 2 people I care about.

I'm mopey, but honestly I did sort of do this to myself on account of I hate everyone and I'm mean and bitter all the time.