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TopicGet away drivers convicted of murder. When cop kills fellow cop.
omega cookie
06/17/22 3:54:13 AM
#18
ThePrinceFish posted...
It's already been precedent for a long time that if anyone dies while you're committing a felony, you get charged with their murder. Hope this scumbag enjoys prison.
Yup. Don't commit felonies, kids. Or do, and risk ending up like this bag of shit.

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TopicIf your account gets banned, what would you do?
omega cookie
06/17/22 1:31:05 AM
#14
I've never made an alt. Sure not gonna start just to stick around this shithole.

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Topicwhy do so many hollywood people stand up for roman polanski
omega cookie
06/17/22 12:50:33 AM
#32
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.10.user=Gamerguymass/

Suspended? What a shock.

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TopicWatch: Dua Lipa grind on mic stand during performance
omega cookie
06/17/22 12:48:06 AM
#12
Holy mosquito bites.

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TopicKnow how people in movies and tv shows just open their door when someone knocks?
omega cookie
06/17/22 12:46:36 AM
#15
Jiek_Fafn posted...
I'm not answering my door at all if I'm not expecting company. That's how you get murdered
You fucking people watch too much TV. Nobody is going to knock on your door and kill you to steal your hentai figurines and anti anxiety meds.

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TopicMy grandma is giving me the "time to make kids" speech
omega cookie
06/17/22 12:00:49 AM
#5
"Does that mean you're looking to smash pissers together?"

Problem solved, you'll never hear about it again.

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TopicMy mother just laughed at me after I had a panic attack.
omega cookie
06/16/22 11:26:48 PM
#25
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Only one of them is fun to say.

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TopicPOLL: Dragon's Dogma II is confirmed Will you ever play it?
omega cookie
06/16/22 11:13:56 PM
#2
Absolutely.

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TopicMy mother just laughed at me after I had a panic attack.
omega cookie
06/16/22 11:12:49 PM
#23
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What? Dude's mother mocks him, shoos him away, and flat face ignores his explanations of his issues.

That's the definition of being done with someone's shit.

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Topic$200,000,000 but you have to get every achievement in Hollow Knight
omega cookie
06/16/22 10:21:31 PM
#44
So a bunch of money for something I already did?

Sure thing, champ. I accept your challenge.

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TopicWoman on TikTok going viral for bragging about cheating on boyfriend
omega cookie
06/16/22 10:19:01 PM
#3
jstewart01 posted...
let him creampie her, while he also ate her out.
I sure hope it wasn't in that order.

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TopicMy mother just laughed at me after I had a panic attack.
omega cookie
06/16/22 10:09:28 PM
#8
CRON posted...
She's witnessed them before and has always responded to them as if I'm annoying her. I remember a few years back I had a particularly bad one and she ended up literally shooing me out of the way so she could get a wine glass from a cabinet I was in front of.
Sounds like she's sick of your shit.

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TopicWhite parents chase Black educator out of time.
omega cookie
06/16/22 9:58:06 PM
#11
FortuneCookie posted...
I love that the typo is adding humor to this situation. I'm mentally singing, "LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN" while I should be eating my dinner.

I'm also picturing the scene in the first Futurama movie when Nibbler yells "Everybody, out of the universe!" and then blackholes into his own ass.

Great times. Wish racism wasn't the catalyst, but it's the south. At this point, it's like getting mad that the ocean is salty.

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TopicDo you think Donald Trump should get life in prison or the death penalty?
omega cookie
06/16/22 9:23:12 PM
#48
-Unowninator- posted...
No, it really wouldn't be.

omega cookie posted...
No, but it would be absolutely hilarious for me.


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TopicDo you think Donald Trump should get life in prison or the death penalty?
omega cookie
06/16/22 9:20:54 PM
#46
-Unowninator- posted...
That wouldn't be a punishment.
No, but it would be absolutely hilarious.

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TopicDo you think Donald Trump should get life in prison or the death penalty?
omega cookie
06/16/22 9:18:12 PM
#41
Make him president again. It's the funniest option.

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TopicGod, I miss The Boondocks so much >_>
omega cookie
06/16/22 8:46:29 PM
#12
The fact that they never released as full version of "Stomp 'em in the nuts" is a fucking crime.

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TopicC/D: You envy and look up to people with bad ass credit cards
omega cookie
06/16/22 8:43:59 PM
#13
AzNDarkSamurai posted...


Especially ones with legit good cards like American Express centurion, Chase Sapphire, or Costco Visa cards

those are hard credit cards to get approved for unlike loser cards for people with bad credit like Credit one

This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

And I've been reading the shit you people post here for almost twenty years.

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TopicShe kindly says ''Hey ugly person, i bet you wish you could ride this''
omega cookie
06/16/22 7:57:42 PM
#9
Hit her with the bear mace.

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Topicwhy do so many hollywood people stand up for roman polanski
omega cookie
06/16/22 7:49:48 PM
#12
Gamerguymass posted...
She was 13 I believe, so not a preteen.
There is always that guy.

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TopicFantastic breasts and where to find dem
omega cookie
06/15/22 9:04:31 PM
#4
Look down.

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TopicShe rudely asks ''Hey cutie, you a gamer? Want to come to my place and game?''
omega cookie
06/15/22 8:05:12 PM
#9
Hit her with the taser.

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TopicGolden and P3P confirmed for PS4
omega cookie
06/15/22 6:32:00 PM
#4
I'm so happy, I've wanted to play P4G but didn't want to play it on a handheld.

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TopicHoly shit @ the Vince McMahon accusations. Looks like WWE's getting a new CEO
omega cookie
06/15/22 6:20:37 PM
#37
There's actual proof that he obstructed the investigation into a murder, committed bribery, and became an accessory to said murder, and people think that paying chicks for sex and treating them like shit is what will finally do him in?

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Topic$2,000,000 but every day your appearance changes.
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:48:34 AM
#2
How do you constantly make these topics, and every single one is idiotic?

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TopicI need the shame so I can get motivated to clean (pics warning)
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:47:46 AM
#31
Every single thing you've ever shared about yourself is fucking disgusting.

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TopicWhich of these German Burger King abominations would taste the best?
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:39:48 AM
#5
Is that mother fucking burger 90% pickles?


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TopicThe women in my office are trash
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:36:14 AM
#5
That's when you shout "Yeah, why can't she be a fat ugly fuck like you?".

Put a stop to it real quick.

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TopicLol, so Klokov and 5 other russian weightlifters retroactively popped for PEDs
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:24:58 AM
#16
pinky0926 posted...
The irony of the problem is that because sports don't want to be seen as encouraging PED use, they just allow it to continue illicitly, arguably in a far more dangerous way.
Exactly. If they openly allowed it, it could be administered by real doctors and monitored to make sure it's being done at safe levels. Instead it's being sold out the back door, and athletes are taking whatever doses they feel like. It just makes the problem even worse.

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TopicMeanwhile, in India....
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:14:50 AM
#7
That's awesome. "I raised you, now go creampie your wife" is the best legal argument I've ever heard.

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TopicWould you rather fight a TRex with a grenade launcher, or a hippo with a shotgun
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:12:20 AM
#13
itachi15243 posted...
I should have added to the death in the OP somewhere. That's what I was going for.
Sure, but if it's chasing you and you fire a shot, the explosion will scare it off for at least the time you need to reload and aim another shot. It might be to the death, but it won't be charging at you full tilt, 24/7, until one of you dies.

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TopicWould you rather fight a TRex with a grenade launcher, or a hippo with a shotgun
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:03:02 AM
#7
T Rex. Even if you somehow miss, you will scare it off.

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TopicLol, so Klokov and 5 other russian weightlifters retroactively popped for PEDs
omega cookie
05/16/22 6:00:07 AM
#14
PEDs should be legal across all sports. Baseball, for example, was the most popular it's been post WW2 when everyone was juiced up. If people want to destroy their bodies, and in a lot of cases cut their careers short due to the issues they cause, just for a relatively tiny edge, let them.

It would sure make a lot of sports more fun. And I dare anyone to tell me that, for instance, the > * "C l e a n" * < (wink wink) UFC of today is more fun to watch than the juiced up monsters destroying each other of Pride back in the day.

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FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog
TopicWrestler jumps off turnbuckle, breaks both legs
omega cookie
05/16/22 4:16:32 AM
#56
Backyard wrestling is amazing.

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TopicThe Fam gets a lot of game.
omega cookie
05/16/22 4:08:46 AM
#4
Do you lure them into your panel van by telling them about the time you faked your suicide for attention on a dying videogame website, and nobody gave a shit?

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Topic$5,000,000 but every woman now has a penis
omega cookie
05/16/22 3:38:16 AM
#3
So every woman is now a man?

No thanks.

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Topicwwe pg vs attitude
omega cookie
05/16/22 3:37:18 AM
#5
Hi, I'm the guy who hated the attitude era when I was a kid. Much, much prefered '97 to '99 WCW to '97 to '99 WWF. Thankfully, WCW closed down before 2000, and never got awful.

To preempt the questions, didn't like blood, didn't like watching guys get brained by chairs, and the cruiserweights of WCW were the best wrestlers on the planet. I liked Austin, Rock, DX, etc, but nowhere near enough to watch the rest of the Jerry Springer shitfest.


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TopicIt's too bad Huey Lewis and the News became a meme
omega cookie
05/15/22 4:54:27 PM
#6
American Psycho led to the Funny or Die Huey Lewis/Weird Al sketch, which is one of the greatest achievements of man.

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TopicAre you concerned that you may someday be the victim of a mass shooting?
omega cookie
05/15/22 1:11:05 PM
#57
I grew up in the ghetto. Wasn't concerned about catching a stray from some shitbag gang scum popping shots at each other every few days, sure not concerned about the statistically insignificant chance of getting caught up in a mass shooting.

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Topic"My child is an honor student at [Insert school name] Middle School".
omega cookie
05/15/22 1:06:33 PM
#5
Some parents love, care about, and are proud of their children. I understand that's likely a foreign concept to most people here, but not everyone won gold at the disappointment olympics.

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TopicNY Gov accuses Twitch of being an accomplice to Buffalo supermarket massacre
omega cookie
05/15/22 7:06:57 AM
#36
zammox posted...
Twitch has brought nothing positive into the world
Neither have you, and we're all stuck with you anyways.

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TopicIs anyone else freaked out by celebrities we grew up knowing getting old?
omega cookie
05/15/22 2:09:44 AM
#6
No, I have a basic understanding of time, and acknowledge that it moves forward for everyone.

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TopicBest Protection for your home.
omega cookie
05/15/22 2:07:34 AM
#23
A home security system, with one their signs on the front lawn. That alone will stop almost everyone. Really want to be safe? Home security system, with a different security system's sign on the lawn. They are usually bypassed in different ways/steps, and this will fuck with the insanely small percent of people that will even try.

Honestly, though, anyone who breaks into a house that they know has a security system is most likely doing so to murder you. At that point, hope you're better with a gun than they are. Shotgun works well, and requires minimal skill.

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TopicAsian Woman dies after being pushed in front of subway car in NYC
omega cookie
05/15/22 12:55:01 AM
#4
gunplagirl posted...
This is at least the second one in 6 months, no? Like, also NYC and everything. *sigh*
I think this is number three or four, honestly.

They really need to install those gates that only open when the train is there. Last time that said they couldn't because of how the stations are set up, but this can't keep happening.

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Topicmkv files can fucking die
omega cookie
05/15/22 12:47:09 AM
#36
LinkFanatic posted...
But this one topic
He's been throwing a temper tantrum all day, across multiple topics, because someone said the webp format sucks.

It's not "Hyperbolic rhetoric" that makes him unstable. It's the being unstable that makes him unstable.

Nobody has a "grudge" against shitposters and trolls. Pointing out that they are what they are doesn't take anything besides a few seconds of my time to type it. Stop trying to psychoanalyze messages on a dying message board.

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Topicmkv files can fucking die
omega cookie
05/15/22 12:23:09 AM
#31
Remember when trolling wasn't just spamming the boards with topics, screaming "I'm unstable!"?

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TopicNY Gov accuses Twitch of being an accomplice to Buffalo supermarket massacre
omega cookie
05/15/22 12:12:35 AM
#23
WaterLink posted...
And social media I don't think is good for most people's self esteem
Stop projecting. Normal people are fine with social media.

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TopicIf most people are awful, then what's the point of treating them kindly?
omega cookie
05/14/22 6:29:47 PM
#15
Is that what you use to justify faking your suicide, pretending to have cancer, and lying about your brother being killed?

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TopicWhen was the last time you saw your crush
omega cookie
04/13/22 9:51:16 PM
#5
MICHALECOLE posted...
Watching from the bushes?
No, the peeping cactus.

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