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TopicYou have eternal life, with plenty of wealth and in your physical prime....
VorpalAxeMan
09/23/22 12:53:46 AM
#5
Lol yeah, I see that. In my defense I'm a slow typer and you added that clause whilst I strove to be witty.

I humbly withdraw, sirrah.

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TopicYou have eternal life, with plenty of wealth and in your physical prime....
VorpalAxeMan
09/23/22 12:48:41 AM
#2
Doesn't matter. If I'm wealthy I'm buying the teams, trading for 'bad' players, and let 'em lose while I claim tax rebates and sell tickets.

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TopicAdd the word "and" to any video game title
VorpalAxeMan
09/20/22 12:51:37 PM
#11
Man Dine Craft

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TopicA question for the men here
VorpalAxeMan
07/25/22 9:41:15 PM
#6
No, but I've worn a dress before.

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TopicIs it a good time to start playing No Mans Sky?
VorpalAxeMan
07/25/22 5:56:08 PM
#22
Planets with star bulbs are good for bases. No radiation/poison/thermal to worry about. Try to get one with relaxed sentinels and no storms. They also tend to have lots of water, which comes with more resources.

I like to drop ranch bases on planets with rarer animal types, for ease of access to cooking ingredients.

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TopicIs it a good time to start playing No Mans Sky?
VorpalAxeMan
07/25/22 5:17:10 PM
#19
Get the personal refiner. Makes inventory management easier when you can convert elements on the fly. It's on the anomaly and is sold for nanites.

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TopicDelete one TV series from existence
VorpalAxeMan
07/21/22 11:52:48 PM
#9
Toddlers in Tiaras

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TopicAny tips on killing flies efficiently?
VorpalAxeMan
07/19/22 7:42:01 PM
#17
My sister gave me a can of fly poison, and it works quite well. Farm & Dairy CV-800. I don't know where she got it, though. A spritz on the window not only killed them in minutes, it has kept them away for the last couple weeks. Highly recommend.

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TopicHow do Garbage Men, stand the awful smell?
VorpalAxeMan
07/15/22 10:13:26 PM
#8
Inside the bin occasionally needs cleaned out. A thick crust tends to form on the inside walls of the storage compartment, reducing capacity.

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TopicCYOA: The Plot is coming to you
VorpalAxeMan
06/13/22 4:31:24 PM
#2
C, Brooke. What page should I flip to?

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TopicWhy do people prefer calling over text?
VorpalAxeMan
05/27/22 10:18:01 PM
#13
Moch les speillng errros.

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TopicHow is Nightbreed?
VorpalAxeMan
05/21/22 12:20:59 AM
#4
I liked when the one guy cut off his own face.

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TopicOh no! You become the main character from the last game you played!
VorpalAxeMan
05/19/22 2:37:29 AM
#78
Guess I'm Steve now. Time to punch a tree.

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TopicHow do you feel about vampires that don't die in sunlight?
VorpalAxeMan
05/18/22 11:29:16 AM
#16
Only Lestat can get away with it.

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Topic94% of fire hydrants are never used
VorpalAxeMan
05/12/22 2:16:38 PM
#3
Better to have hydrants we don't need than to need hydrants we don't have?

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TopicI'm starting to become against zoos to be honest...
VorpalAxeMan
05/12/22 2:13:46 PM
#14
Arabian oryx disagrees with you, TC.

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Topicaxe me anything
VorpalAxeMan
05/11/22 2:39:03 AM
#16
Opinion on necks?

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Topic'Avatar: The Way of Water' Teaser Trailer Nabs Huge 148.6M Views on First Day
VorpalAxeMan
05/11/22 2:22:26 AM
#5
Sictis posted...
Really don't understand the hype behind this series at all.

Piggybacking off a popular animated series? I hear 'Avatar' and I think of a bald kid.

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TopicOld white man wanting to control women is not surprising. However...
VorpalAxeMan
05/09/22 1:30:40 PM
#9
Maybe they want grandkids?

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TopicAll drugs should be legal
VorpalAxeMan
05/09/22 2:59:54 AM
#68
Since weed was approved for medical purposes here in Oklahoma, I've found that it's very nearly impossible to find weed outside of the dispensaries. No profit for street level dealers and extra money for the state.

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TopicIs religion to blame for the widespread belief in "mediums"?
VorpalAxeMan
05/08/22 9:15:04 PM
#2
Anyone can speak with the dead, the tricky part is getting them to reply.

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TopicGuess what number I'm thinking of from 1-1,000,000 before entering this topic.
VorpalAxeMan
05/08/22 1:55:56 AM
#7
Green.

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TopicExplain a TV show you used to watch as a kid in one sentence without naming it
VorpalAxeMan
05/05/22 3:22:10 PM
#113
HylianFox posted...
Family Matters

Yep.

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TopicExplain a TV show you used to watch as a kid in one sentence without naming it
VorpalAxeMan
05/05/22 3:19:46 PM
#109
Cheese loving Casanova woos officer's daughter.

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TopicExplain a TV show you used to watch as a kid in one sentence without naming it
VorpalAxeMan
05/05/22 3:07:12 AM
#62
Buff friends use meteorites to chase snake people.

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TopicYou are burning. You have time to save one organ, what one do you save?
VorpalAxeMan
05/02/22 3:16:44 PM
#5
Skin. Everything else is inside.

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TopicAOC hits on Elon, but he is shy
VorpalAxeMan
04/30/22 3:49:46 PM
#95
He's too good for her.

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TopicRegular words and phrases you don't like.
VorpalAxeMan
04/29/22 12:36:59 AM
#25
Micro-aggression.
Mansplain.
Privilege.

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TopicHomophobic slur removed from beloved spider man movie
VorpalAxeMan
04/27/22 2:07:07 PM
#64
Books, movies, and plays are a snapshot of the culture that made them in a specific time and how that culture's attitude towards certain ideas reflect in their behaviors. Since it still exists in its original form future historians will be able to view the edits in light of our culture's shifting attitude towards homophobia.

So, meh?

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TopicCE should I grow a beard and dye it bright green
VorpalAxeMan
04/25/22 12:31:01 PM
#4
Oo Oi! Doo-dad?

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TopicWhat does the H in Jesus H Christ stand for?
VorpalAxeMan
04/23/22 2:05:04 PM
#51
Hoobastank.

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TopicPost in this topic or else I'll do soft goth
VorpalAxeMan
04/22/22 6:56:05 PM
#2
in this topic

You're safe now.

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TopicLittle Nemo Adventures in Slumberland
VorpalAxeMan
04/17/22 1:03:50 PM
#11
Banana pajamas!

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Topicname Your favorite thing about the moderatoers on this site.
VorpalAxeMan
04/12/22 10:21:53 PM
#10
God_Of_Entirety posted...
hung?
Wreaths are hung, horse thieves are hanged.

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TopicGot bored at work and made a guy smokin a spliff spliff out of meh toenails
VorpalAxeMan
04/12/22 10:06:14 PM
#31
Please live somewhere far away. I like my Taco Bell without toenail clippings.

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TopicI just ordered disco fries and mozzarella sticks
VorpalAxeMan
04/12/22 2:50:20 PM
#11
Poutine has cheese curds. TC is eating off brand poutine.

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TopicIf a Zoomer and a Boomer had a child together, what should we call it?
VorpalAxeMan
04/08/22 10:57:50 PM
#34
The concept of generations is outdated. The original boomers were concieved after their fathers returned from fighting some kind of space lizard invasion.

Not to mention that no two individuals can agree on when an arbitrary generation begins or ends.

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TopicBased on our usernames, we guess how other users will end up dying.
VorpalAxeMan
04/08/22 2:00:17 PM
#20
Scotty_Rogers posted...
In peace of natural causes surrounded by loved ones

Eaten by squirrels.

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TopicPick a movie, keep one actor, the rest are played by Muppets
VorpalAxeMan
04/07/22 1:48:51 AM
#16
The Nutty Professor, Eddie Murphy but only when he's in the fat-suit.

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Topic6 ÷ 2(1+2) = ?
VorpalAxeMan
04/04/22 6:57:07 PM
#60
6/2(1+2)
6/2(3)
6/6
9

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TopicReincarnated as a sword
VorpalAxeMan
04/04/22 2:43:06 AM
#34
Kloe_Rinz posted...
Is there one where the guy resurrects as a girl at all

Sort of. So I'm a Spider has a guy reincarnate into a girl, but they're a supporting cast member.

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TopicPOLL: How often is it "ACCEPTABLE" to call out from work?
VorpalAxeMan
04/02/22 12:19:45 AM
#2
For the first few months it is inappropriate to call in. After that? Use however many you're allowed. My job gives a dozen sick days, a couple personal days, and two weeks vacation each year. So twice each month on average?

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TopicMan I wish the N/R festival in master duel didn't come during such a packed time
VorpalAxeMan
04/01/22 2:06:40 PM
#4
On their current survey one of the options was for shorter turns, I bet it'll be top response.

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TopicWhat is a good small pet besides a cat ?
VorpalAxeMan
03/31/22 2:32:43 AM
#10
Get a cactus.

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